What up. Hey, I'm SniperCat points above, though of course that's not my real name. If it was I would have been forced to shoot my parents long ago. I live in Shropshire with my fluffly cats, who seem to be moulting like mad at the moment, damn them, and I have no siblings, alas.

But the point of this account is fanfiction, I fully understand that, and therefore I am here to bring you fic!! Be HAPPY!! So yesh, please read and review, as reviews are the stuff of love :)

Fandoms I have been known to dabble in;

Books: Harry Potter
Stuff by Jonathan Coe and whoever it was who wrote "Emotionally Weird"
Yaoi (though I tend to dislike the seme/uke theme- just cos they're both men does not mean one has to be a woman /rant)

TV Shows: American Idol
Whose Line Is It Anyway
Torchwood and Doctor Who
Verbotene Liebe -will Ollian ever get another storyline and stop trying to help all the other characters?
Alles Was Zaelt -will Roman ever shag anyone but Deniz again?
Hollyoaks -will Ravi ever get a personality?
Merlin :) -will the obvious gay ever become canon hope, hope
Clara Sheller
X Factor/Britain's Got Talent/Strictly Come Dancing/Big Brother
General slash/gayness/RPS (sorry..) for I am a lover of guy-on-guy kisses.

Bands: McFly
Franz Ferdinand
Busted
Dirty Pretty Things/The Libertines
Muse

And since I am such a (rabid) slash fangirl, I tend to see the world through slash-tinted glasses, and am also therefore not a great fan of het, though lesbianism is fine by me... I see underlying gay tones in just about anything and sometimes slash people I know (sorry friends!), though I have never been a fan of Mary Sue writings/ self inserts. Why guys? Why ruin perfectly good characters by putting in your own made up, perfct ones?? My main criticism here is that not everyone is perfect, so every character must have a weak point, or an annoying trait or two, or 42. See what I did there? Mhmm. :P

Ships that i tend to squee over;

Harry Potter- Blaise/Seamus
Seamus/Anyone Male
Remus/Sirius -Puppylove!!
Draco/Harry
George/Lee/Fred
Giant Squid/Toast (yes, really)
Luna/Ginny
Charlie/Anyone (within limits..)
Percy/Oliver
I love Ron as a character, but there's way too many people to pair him with!

Lord of the Rings- General hobbit orgies... cough

American Idol- Chris Richardson/Blake Lewis
David Cook/Jason Castro/Michael Johns in any pairing
Adam Glambert being generally screaming queen, along with Kris Allen the flying monkey and Jorge the smiling Puerto Rican who got knocked out the first week of live shows '09.

WLiiA- Ryan/Colin
Jeff/Anyone but Drew, please
Greg/Ryan- the snark kills me!

Torchwood/Doctor Who- Janto
Ten/Captain Jack
Owen/Ianto

Bands- Dougie Poynter/Harry Judd
Dougie Poynter/Danny Jones.. Okay, Dougie/Everyone
Alex Kapranos/Nick McCarthy

I shall take this opportunity to pimp Postsecret, LJ!Secret, Fandom!Secrets etc, cos they are well awesome! Pure awesomness actually. So go visit, shoo!

Sorry, that was a bit of waffle really, but read and enjoy the stories if you're actually still reading this..