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Joined 06-13-08, id: 1603861, Profile Updated: 11-13-08
Author has written 5 stories for Fairy Tales, Vampires, and Harry Potter.

hi every one

i love to read I'm as you say a book worm and then some.

i also write poetry

don't forget to do my polls vote for what you want.

dragonfire3124 you rock my alsome bffe (best friend forever and ever)


You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name, bebo or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, dark angel wings,

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)--heee heee. run, run whlie you can.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile1

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (Bold the ones that fit you)

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.(then stop for some odd reason)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

If you have to shove to fit all your books - and I don't mean the assigned ones - in your backpack, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews,copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longerever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, and did it in front of a adult copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. lol lol lol

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. If you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If this has happened multiple times copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. i like given poeple nicky names...


POEM WHAT IS:

Poem,

What’s that?

You asked me,

I say it’s a colorful emotion.

That’s put into long words, with feeling.

As long as you don’t a by the rules,

It will be a swell, Poem.

Poems are nice to look at,

But better to hear.

So tell your friend to listen up here.

You asked me what a poem is, I say,

It’s a colorful word with soul.

But may be happy with beautiful things,

Or sad with some despair.

So when you ask what poem Is?

Listen up hear, to hear me out.

Poem can be, whatever you heart

Desire.


and one for books cuz i love them

Ode to book:

Oh how I love thee.

Without books I would be

Board to tears.

Books make my imagination

Grow and grow.

With its mystery and fantasy.

With its bubbling, troubling,

Plotting twist.

From poems in poetry books,

With rhymes, but no time.

All the beauty comes from words

In fiction to non-fiction.

So ode to books.

my fav. author's

-Marr, Melissa

-Ewing, Lynne

-Meyer, Stephenie

-Schreiber, Ellen

-Haddix, Margaret Peterson

-Westerfeld, Scott

fav. Books:

~uglies (series)

~harry potter ""

~daughters of the moon " "

~sister of isis " "

~sons of the dark " "

~twilight " "

~vampire kisses " "

~Beastly

~Wicked lovely

~The faerie path ""

~A great and terrible beauty " "

~the host

~Tantalize

~Blood and chocolate

~warrior cat books " "

~ink exchange

i just love them books


also if you would want to read more stories and poetry go to: http://www.fictionpress.com/~darkanglewings

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Fun and Games by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
Oh No. It's April 1st, and you know what that means. It's the Cullen's favorite holiday! What will happen when Bella gets caught in the mix? What will she do to get revenge? --please read, I suck at summaries lol! *NEWLY UPDATED! YAY!** note: T rating
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
Road Trip Cullen Style! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is the story of when Bella persuades the Cullens to go on a Cross-country road trip. Will they make it all the way? Who's driving? And what in the world is Emmett doing with a doll? --Before Breaking Dawn-- please read! I suck at summaries... :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Vodka Night by overworkedandunderpaid reviews
All Human. When you can't remember why you're laughing, you've had way to much to drink. Rose/Dimitri, Lissa/Christian. COMPLETE.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,820 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Tony the Turtle by Sakah reviews
What is wrong with this malicious turtle that Alice brought home that causes the Cullen family nothing but trouble? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Prank Phone Calls With Kaye! by pandorasnotebook reviews
Kaye gets bored and decideds to prank some people! First victim- Ruddles. Basicly just fun randomness.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Technophobe by redcognito reviews
Technology baffles Hunter Redfern.
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Complete
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A life time to remember reviews
Natalie is a plain type of girl, always wishing for more. She met Nate randomly by a willow tree. She doesn't know who he is or what he is. What about Zac, her best friend or more ? But is Zac who she thinks he is?"
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
pitiful grey reviews
it a poem on how my day went. i think it really good and of course it has something to do with vampire it so sad they keep to them self. why can't we all see them?
Vampires - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
light and dark reviews
a poem of light and dark, but has a deeper meaning hope you get it. and it does have something to do with vampires.
Vampires - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
harry potter quiz reviews
take the quiz test your knowledge on harry potter and post your score and see if you are a true harry potter fan. for book question movie info will not help much plz R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The treasure of alkbama
were 2 girl going on a greater adventure then they ever thought possible.also involes tresure hunt. short storie R&R i wrote in 7th grade a long whlie ago R&R plz
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete