England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

Two sets of 10 awkward moments in the Ouran High School Host Club.

Take a glimpse at the lives of Arthur and Alfred, and what do you see? A collection of USUK oneshots. 34: It's never too late to tell the person you love that you're sorry.

SebaCiel. Ciel disapproves of Sebastian using seduction as a method to gather information and has a talk with him while bathing. Years later, Sebastian shows Ciel what the fuss is all about. Omake: Dialogue only pillow talk about the corset incident.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

Karkat is a cuddler. He often wakes up wrapped around a pillow or whoever is unlucky enough to fall asleep next to him.

Arthur might not hate summer as much as he used to anymore.

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

This year, England was convinced, he would spend November the fifth in a calm, REASONABLE manner. France, however, has other ideas...

All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop

With the holidays coming around, Francis and Arthur share a quiet night in the library together.

He remembered ten birthday wishes. One shot, SebCiel, Post-season 2.

Grell acts normal for an entire day! 4 parts! Slight GrellxWilliam! WARNING: Lots and lots of swearing.

Alfred is convinced Arthur has a rainbow over his head that needs to fill his heart with color. But who will shoot it through his veins? Multiple pairings, not just USUK.

Alfred wants to hear a story but all the books Matthew has doesn't cut it. A short little thing written with a whole lot of love : T for suggestiveness, slight yaoi/shonen-ai/BL, use of human names, the usual xDD Hope you enjoy !

"The status eventually returns to its original value after completing some sort of cycle." Arthur's involves his boss, Francis, and some odd encounters with the two. FrUK, implied FACE family. Rated for language, mostly Arthur's. Human AU.

It had been a while since he's last seen his love. After spending so long without him he was content with the quiet weeks to come. After all, even the mundane became extraordinary with America near him. USUK pure fluff

AU. In which nightmarish Thanksgiving traffic results in a fender bender that develops into something Arthur Kirkland would've never expected. Oneshot. USUK.

After a tough break-up with his boyfriend, Arthur's friend offers him a beta testing role for a product that could help comfort him, and maybe even change his life. Bad summary is bad. AU fic. Rating will change later.

Arthur returns from a club with a very special man. USUK, short oneshot, M to be safe even if there isn't anything too bad.

Matthew Williams finally signs up for a Facebook account and agrees to its Terms of Service. He, however, doesn't recall agreeing to be Alfred's maid. USCan, oneshot

America, England and France fight at every meeting. It's a well known fact and the other nations know how to use these frequent meeting breaks to do other more productive activities. Everyone but North Italy that is. Ensemble with mentions of pairings.

"Welcome to McDonalds. You want it? We have it." CanAme.

Now that they live together, they notice little quirks in each other. Bad Touch Trio : France, Spain, Prussia

It's Homecoming Asking Week at World Academy, and Gilbert Beilschmidt knows exactly who to ask, not to mention the totally awesome way he's gonna ask him. Now if only he'd quit laughing his ass off...and join him on the air mattress. Oneshot, with Spamano. AU.

England learns about what a double rainbow means. Contains mild FrUk.

USUK, England confronts America about something he received in the post. T for language.

This is a 25 prompt Tamakyo challenge. Will be updated whenever I feel inspired. Thanks for all of your great story prompts!

Prussia, Austria, and Switzerland decide to have a German sparkle party with Germany. CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! This is not serious, at all.

Favouritism is word Lovino learned at the age of three. AU Spamano.

America has England tagging along on a trip. They find themselves in ... several situations.

Every year on this day, a small group of nations gather together to remember someone they've lost. They don't cry or mourn, instead, they laugh and party like no tomorrow. Because that's what Prussia would want them to do.

It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.

You are Dave Strider and it's the 5th anniversary of your annual visit to see your best bro, John Egbert. You want to ask him something, but he beats you to it- "Are we in love?". Good question. Dave/John, SLASH, ONESHOT

A firefighter has done more than just save Arthur's life. He's giving him a whole new perspective on life.

America explains something important to his bed partners: it's not gay if it's in a threeway.

In which America insists it's not a Thing, Canada disagrees and England has yet to be informed.

When Matthew notices that Arthur, his landlord who keeps raising the rent like nobody's business, has the hots for his older brother, a devious idea comes to mind: hook Arthur up. The only problem is that Alfred is not so willing to be an "escort"… AU.

Human AU. Alfred F. Jones is a 22 year old mechanic sharing an apartment with his best friend, Arthur. Sounds great, right? Not right. Because Alfred also happens to be in love with Arthur... not that Arthur knows.

Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.

Arthur is done waiting for Alfred to buck up. UsUk oneshot. Rated T for cussing and one's paranoidness...

A short, one-shot FrUk AU fic where Arthur and Francis learn that the most wonderful things are usually the most plain to see, but only after you start looking for them.

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.

Sebastian is having a bad hair day. Warning: complete and utter CRACK.

Most people don't know much about who Alfred really is, and he's happy with that, but he'll make an exception for a certain green-eyed Brit. This may take a bit of doing, but Alfred's determined, and he's not going to let a few harsh words get in his way.

-America knew his country needed the money, but this? He was screwed.- After a romantic date with America is bought, the nation finds himself going on a date with England. USUK Oneshot, Yaoi, T.

When Alfred finds a stray cat, he decides that now would be a good time to adopt pet. USUK, Nekotalia/Catalia AU.

It is the beginning of summer in New York City, and Lovino has found a new rival in the world of hot dog vendors. AU

A collection of stories I will do for the LiveJournal community for USUK of the Summer Camp event. Every day is a new prompt that I will hope to fulfill. Please see the USUK community page for full details. Most will stay G rated, but some are M-rated.

It's a cold day in February and England decides to sit down and watch the Superbowl with America. Though a certain player may be giving him a few...problems. And America is all too happy to help. M for content, USUK.

Drabble In honor of Shark Week: America's excited for Shark Week, and England's annoyed. "Shark Week is the most important week, EVER!" The other Nations just don't understand what it means to live every week like it's Shark Week. USUK friendhip

Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK

Or, Why Prussia Is Banned From Disneyworld. Follow-up to "Thanks for the Pranks" by Car. Background USUK and Spamano; platonic Bad Touch.

Alfred loves Arthur, and there's really all there is to it. Response to a prompt requesting America's view of his relationship with England. USUK.

Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU

It was around midnight when it had happened. By it England meant some lunatic banging on his door. You know, America. "My states gained personification. T-T"

For all that Britain looks like a ragdoll, he isn't likely to fall apart at the seams. America learns that lesson and learns that he doesn't need to be there to pick up the pieces, Britain can do that himself. USUK

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

At seventeen years old, the Jones-Williams brothers were probably too old for their bunk beds. Their parents had done their best to break it to them, but preemptive retribution had come swiftly, dressed in drag. ..Drabble Series..

To the rest of the world, they're just American and Canada. To each other, they're Alfred and Matthew. USCAN

England understands America perfectly, he knows exactly what its like to have one's dreams dashed away, to know the beautiful memories will be all but tarnished because he will never feel that way again. It is America's last shuttle launch.

The Bro Code says nothing about what to do when a Bro falls in love with another Bro. But, its not like Alfred hasn't broken the Bro Code before. Alfred/Matthew, AU

England catches America in quite the predicament. It will teach him a good lesson, anyway, right?

Matthew first walks into the coffeehouse and meets a barista who makes the best hot chocolate in the world. Three years later, he realizes that the hot chocolate wasn't the only best thing in the world in the coffee shop. AU

An attempted assassination causes a rare display of affection. Seb/Ciel, slight fluff.

A one-shot with France and England Francis and Arthur with a little suggested boy-love. Requested by a friend.

MeyRin's boots thumped against the wooden floors of the hallway. With a broom for protection in her hand, she walked slowly through the Phantomhive mansion, the only light provided by the single candle she held and the occasional flash of lightning...

In which Matthew is pining for Arthur and Alfred attempts to play matchmaker with Francis's help but it turns out that they weren't really needed. UKCan

Alfred F Jones lives an ordinary life with his twin, trying to find a job while looking after the house for their parents. But all that gets chucked out the window when he has to go and be all heroic and rescue the guy who passed out in the rain. USUK AU

One Shot: USUK "The game doesn't work when you play it by yourself, you twat!" America tries to get England to play a game with him. England is not amused. AmericaxEngland Rated T for innapro-pro language. Anonymous reviews accepted

America is waiting at England's house to surprise him with dinner, but when the other nation arrives it becomes obvious he's had a really bad day. It's up to America to make him happy again, and he's better at it than one would expect. USUK, light yaoi

Ivan is jealous of all the attention Alfred receives from his students-thankfully, Alfred has his own geeky way of cheering him up. professor!AU, RusAme fluff.

Sometimes best friends do silly stuff together after school.

England is an undercover spy who prefers to work alone. America is new and quite inexperienced. A mission brings them together, but it's also the only thing that can pull them apart. USUK Spy AU

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

America is painting his nails and failing epically. England is sexually repressed and not looking forward to cleaning up the giant mess that America made. USUK

America's feeling alone in the world lately and it's put him in a funk. Maybe a healthy dose of Russia's cute-but-creepy can help him get back in the swing of things. RusAme, m/m fluff

"How would you tell someone you love them?" England's simple question quickly makes America jealous as he tries his best to answer it. Simple, short USUK fluff. R&R please !

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

France/England: They've spent their whole lives dancing. Now there's time for one last dance. -human names- AU

When Arthur meets Alfred, he's immediately charmed. Alfred lies a lot and claims to be an astronaut, but Arthur overlooks this flaw until the lying gets out of hand. But could it be that Alfred never once lied? USUK - AU oneshot.

Prussia spat out the illegal beer he had been drinking in shock. Of course he had been part of the bet running around school on when the two English-speaking nations would finally get together, he just didn't really expect them to be so… so blatant.

Russia likes things symmetrical. He likes America very much because of this: but he would like him much more if he didn't have that annoying, off-putting little cowlick. Fluff& slight Nantucket kink! RusAme

While in a meeting with his bosses, Arthur Kirkland can't help but reach for that contraption vibrating in his jeans.

Arthur loves Alfred. He needs help and he tries to get it from his good friend, Kiku. What happens when he makes a mistake and accidentally ends up confessing to Alfred? High School AU, shameless shout-outs to my other OTPs, especially PruCan.

A newly dating America and England show each other affection in their own ways during a World Conference.

In which Alfred steals kisses from Arthur, Arthur is confused, and Gilbert, Francis and Antonio act as love counselors when they're supposed to be in detention.

The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.

Arthur can be a tease, but Karma always punishes him in a fitting manner. FRUK, AU.

When Japan locks England and America in a closet together, they are not pleased. When the temperature suddenly drops down to 20 degrees, they are very upset. Cue America's hero complex kicking in to warm England up. *USUK, Oneshot*

Five pictures, two devils, one question. -SebaCiel. Part of the "Bicentennial" universe.-

If Francis ever got out of this, he knew, he would never look at a clock the same way. x FrUK; AU/Dementia. One-Shot. x

In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.

Or, alternatively titled, why Alfred is no longer allowed to give Matthew pets and why mochis are no longer allowed at World Conferences and everyone knows Arthur is totally whipped.

Or, alternatively titled, How Arthur Tries to Win Over Matthew but Matthew Does His Best to Make it Incredibly Difficult for Him and Francis and Alfred are Unwillingly Dragged into the Mess and Many Shenanigans Occur. UK/Can

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

Valentine's Day never bothered Arthur, nor did he let his one-sided feelings get the better of him. Thing is, he just got a bouquet of flowers from a mysterious source and SOMEHOW ends up going to his would-be beau's hockey game. Hmm. Weird.

England just wants to wish America a happy Valentine's Day. Why won't he answer the phone?

Ciel doesn't remember what today is! What will Sebastian do in order to remind him? Happy Valentine's Day! XD Please Read and Review!

Valentine's Day is full of chocolate, flowers, and love. If that's the case, Alfred F. Jones should have no trouble proposing. USUK Valentine's Day fic

USUK. "That's why I like this time of the day so much – when the morning is just breaking and the world is still asleep. It's quiet and calm enough for us to just be together without any interruptions." Happy Valentine's Day!

It's a rainy day and England is out on a lonely walk. America shows up before long with a surprise or two in hand.

Very Short. "Look at the bedclothes." "...So?" "They're Superman, America."

America glared at the offending cup in front of him. Well, to be fair, it wasn't the cup that was offending him, but the muggy brown liquid inside it. USUK Oneshot

In which Alfred is sappy and sort of a virgin and propositions Matthew after decades of lusting for the Canadian. It ends well. Mostly. USCAN.

Or, alternatively titled, why Alfred should always be prepared with condoms. Alfred/Matthew

America realizes he's in love with Canada, who doesn't really believe him, and, while this isn't really news to anyone, he finally does something about it. US/Can

Simple turns startling turns suggestive as America and England go head to head in a not-so-innocent game of surprises.

If Arthur isn't getting any, neither is Alfred. That's why, for the sake of their love life, its up to him and Matthew to make sure Arthur finds someone and gets some. Enter Francis. Lets hope this works. AU, Alfred/Matthew, Arthur/Francis

"Fun?" England gasped. "What part of sitting on a smelly old fat man's lap is fun to you? Unless of course, there's some disturbing fetish of yours I'm unaware of." Fun Christmas shenanigans with America and England. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Alfred F. Jones was Matthew's babysitter when he was younger. And now, thanks to Gilbert, he's back to watch Matthew when his parents are away. Oh, and Matthew has the hots for him. AU, Alfred/Matthew

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

Arthur has waited 25 days for Christmas. Now Alfred's here. Now he's happy. Now he's in for a surprise. This is the sequel to my story "The Advent Calendar." Again, it's pretty much exploding with USUK fluff, so do enjoy! :D

There are only three rules in their version of Spin the Bottle, and you can't chicken out of Rule Three. kink meme deanon for the prompt '7 Minutes in Heaven'. High school AU.

Francis doesn't think Arthur shares enough, so he has him share the five worst things that happened to him on his way to work that morning. Mild yaoi, suggestive themes; rated for Arthur's mouth, mostly. FrUk

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

What's this Queen Elizabeth has found on her laptop? Why, it's the Hetalia Kink Meme! Warning for mentions of m/slash.

Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.

Six ways to say I Love You, all throughout the house.

Rewind back through Alfred's spontaneous visit to London. -This flick is written backwards, hence the title :D- USUK One shot

It's finally over - Kuro II, I mean - and it leaves Sebastian depressed and Ciel... Could it be that he cares for his butler enough to make him better? SebbyCiel

The first time Arthur Kirkland fell for Francis Bonnefoy was based on pure physical attraction. Every other corresponding time after that was over something much more romantic. And Arthur loathed him for this. FrUKAU

Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

Ciel has an important question to ask Sebastian.

Ciel's reminiscences about his life are interrupted by his butler and a tasty treat. SebaCiel.

Ciel is zeroing in on the last obstacles in his way to vengeance, and after four years and a half of everything, he's feeling free to let his weakness show.

"I think I'm still in love. Why did we ever break up, Artie? Me and Matt?" "You were being yourself." In which Alfred tries to win back Matthew who is still pretty bitter about being dumped in the first place. Alfred/Matthew

With a job lined up in America, how could Arthur say no? Maybe the small detail about having to deal with a perverted Frenchman would have changed his mind. France/England, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture AU, rated M for YAOI and other stuff.

HIATUS. Unauthorized opening, inspection or tampering of mail is considered a federal offense and thus punishable by law. One wonders if this statute applies to the employees, as well. : College AU, US/UK/US main, Giripan, RusAm, PruCan, others. : Language & BL

Ciel learns how to tie a knot on a cherry stem using his tongue with Sebastian's help. You are WARNED for any possible OOC-ness in the story. Sebastian X Ciel.

Arthur had concluded in this short meeting that this guy was an asshole. It's a shame he's exactly what the doctor ordered. USxUK AU

Alfred is in love with Matthew. Matthew is oblivious. After one drunken night, Alfred regrets his loss of control and says nothing, hoping to protect their friendship . Too bad Matthew actually wants to find the person he slept with.

Arthur didn't mean to change France into a child, but he was never quite himself when he was drunk. Until then, Arthur was going to be relearning the joys of fatherhood until he figured out how to change him back. FrUK -notshota-

Alfred is going through one of his 'phases'. Matthew has to go fix things. He's not very excited. Alfred/Matthew

Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.

It's America's birthday, so his family decides to surprise him...

Matthew is captain of the hockey team. The entire hockey team is a little in love with him. Enter Alfred F. Jones, Goalie Extraordinaire. Matthew kinda hates him. Alfred kinda loves him. Its going to be an interesting season. Alfred/Matthew

There's a reason why the winters in America and Canada are warmer during the El Niño. Smutty AmericaxCanada oneshot.

Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.

When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.

..."Has it ever occurred to you that we now act exactly like a married couple?" USUK.

He stood on his tip-toes and grabbed both sides of Sebastian's face. His skin was cool, smooth. Ciel flushed a dark pink but continued nonetheless. “As your master, would it not be rude to at least give you what you want for such an occasion as this?"

Originally a oneshot, now continued. The twins finally get in trouble for their incestuous tendencies. Or do they? And about that kiss...

America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.

That's what you get for naming a place the 'Virgin Islands' in a world like in Hetalia. US/UK, Canada

“What the hell are you doing?” Biting his lip self-consciously, America rubbed the back of his neck. “Funny story...Boss kicked me out.” Just another normal visit to America for England!

England is sick and America is attentive...England does not know what to make of it. Day 6 for the USUK Valentine's week challenge: To Be Continued!: Continuation of the comic strip 'England Catches a Cold.' USUK of course.

Just a small conversation between England and his queen that could have taken place. For the lolz. England, Queen Victoria

America has to have things, well, clean. But there is of course, one exception.

America gets an unexpected surprise when he sees England ironing... AmericaxEngland if you squint, ficlet, humour

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

I hope you know that when all the polar bears DIE it’ll have been entirely your fault, you prat. silly, pointless, slight USxUK

In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.

The first rose came a few weeks after New Year’s Day. A thousand days later, the final rose arrived.

England loses a bet and has to go to the World Summit in his pirate getup, complete with mannerisms. America finds this development unexpectedly attractive. England/America.

America realizes he is in love with Canada. Now he just has to let Canada know.

Arthur's plans for Christmas go up in flames upon the arrival of a certain heroic nation. Completed! USxUK

Christmas Day is full of surprises for our fellow nations. Prompt-Christmas Day for 50 Prompt Fic Challenge. Pairings: Denmark/Norway, USUK, Lithuania/Poland & slight France/Canada

A Christmas party at America's house leads to many a misunderstanding. Oneshot. England/America.

A bored Francis accompanies a fitness-focused Arthur to the gym. One-shot. France/England but mainly a friendship fic.

My god, what are you wearing? France x UK Christmas oneshot, enjoy.

England catches America drinking, of all things, tea. UK/US

After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.

FrUk. France felt his mouth go dry. England was looking back at him, green eyes half-lidded and a growing smirk on his lips as he slowly brought the pen up to his mouth and- Mon Dieu.

AU. Matthew opens his door to a heartbroken Alfred, and all he can do is take the poor boy in. eventual Canada/America, S. Italy/Spain, N. Italy/Germany, Russia/France, & England/Japan. COMPLETE.

Fifty memories chosen from the long and on-going chronicles of Arthur Kirkland and his favourite enemy. FrUK

England gets an Italian makeover. And shaves his eyebrows. America/England

Set back when America and Canada are still very little colonies. Not content to wait for his bottle, Alfred decides to try a different option. FrUK family, human names used.

I see England, I see France...and I don't see a very happy parent-teacher conference. AU, slight France/England

France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.

Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.

England had a terrible secret that he'd wished no one, ESPECIALLY that one country to ever figure out. But America, being America, won't have it. :oneshot drabble, don't read the reviews unless you want to be spoiled:

Something that America refuses to divulge has him sulking and England reluctantly pays a visit to see what he can do to help. Upon finding out what caused this little temper tantrum, England is slightly amused decides to give our hero a little ego boost.

Arthur loved storms. He loved them because a certain Frenchman hated them. FrUK

Short skirts and rouged knees are all the rage. America doesn't see why he can't join in, and England dies a little inside. /England/flapper!America, yet another meme fill/

England is experiencing a heat wave, and it turns Ciel on. So Sebastian decides to help him. Yaoi/Shonen Ai

America gets a case of the swine flu. US/UK oneshot.

AU. Ciel seems to have a thing for his home tutor. NOW! How will he go about to find out if he feels the same way? SebastianxCiel.

The English call it a French kiss. The French call it an English kiss. Maybe this is why they can’t agree on anything. Loosely based off of France and England’s uneasy alliance during WWII. Oneshot. Fluff.

England feels a bit out of place when America invites him to the White House Easter Egg Roll, but America won't stand for this. AmericaxEngland

America was absolutely horrible at timing, England realized. US/UK

“What I want,” Ciel said calmly, “is to eat chocolate sauce off of your chest, Sebastian.”

AU Germancest/Incest. It all started out as a joke. Then things got...weird. Rather crackish PrussiaxGermany GilbertxLudwig

Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...

England's tea isn't nearly as dirty as America's mouth. England/America. Blatant silliness and fluff.