Yo! Or as you neatfreakin' geeks say it, hello! You're at this moment readin' tha profile of tha mind behind tha gang of tha East Side Dawgs... funny name, isn't it? But it's not that funny when you receive our flames, that's fuckin' sure! But y'pricks prefer not to listen to us... Well then, let tha heat of the bullets be tha death of y'all!

Name: Y'don't need tha fuckin' know it, and like I would tell ya!

Age: If you have love for your beloved pieces of... "art", then don't you ask me what it is!

Sex: Male

City: Y'would have tha die twice and be born another three times to know that!

So, did tha shit y'just read got anythin' to ya damaged braincells? Nope, it didn't, but I thought so! Not like some parasites like you could understand anythin'!

Tha things I mostly hate are:

1st - People who disable the PM! (If you block PMs, then y'got no balls at all! Then again, most authors don't even have tha fingers to write!)

2nd - People who like to judge tha others by tha way they talk and dress! (So what if I speak slang? What's yo fuckin' problem wit' it?)

3rd - People who don't proofread their fics before they post them! (I mean, c'mon! If y'like yo fic that much, why don't you proofread it?)

4th - People who say "intelligent" and "complex" stuff without even knowin' what tha fuck they're talkin' 'bout! (... Normally, people who say some "grown" shit are dumbasses who try tha pass by intelligent people! If you're a dumbass tryin' tha face me, just quit wit' it, cause yo just embarassin' yourself!)

I'll be here tha flame yer pieces of "art", to bring them to tha pro level! If you ever see me failin' that, then y'must be livin' in a Mental Institution! Bye to y'all... for now!