Update August 6, 2012: So just saying. Most of those plot ideas below, have been scrapped. But one or two I might keep just to write for the lulz because reasons.

favorite real life sayings;;
Real life gets its own kicks.

"Your the ugliest fish I've ever seen!"- Sarah on valium
"Get the hell off me!"- Connor when I'm being annoying
"Are you high?"- Random person
"Flying cat!"- Dani, Spanish commercial
"What's it mean by 'Gotten off'?"- me uneducated
"Thats why I love you in a totally non-lesbian way."- Nicki e-pal
"Do you want him to die!?"- Brook
"Let's go walk across a crosswalk and get run over like normal people!" -me
"Let's go to bed Sam..."- Sarah "Let's not!" -me
"How do you spell umpteenth? Pokemon!" -Sarah
"It's a tarp! It's a trap spelled horribly wrong!" -Dani
"Oh Jesus, Sam!" -Connor
"What the hell is your problem!? Give me my book back!" -Connor
"...then one day SWIMMERS will Rule the World!" -Back of Jesse's shirt
"I don't dance, I kill stuff." -Max
"Her boyfriend was really rough... on MY bed!" -Annonymous
"Connor, I do believe a bird has fallen from the roof." -me
"There's a bird in peril! May I go assist it!?" -Connor
"I think I just gave birth to a pen, let me check." -Connor
"Omg I love it so much! ...Now I'm going to put it down my shirt!" -Debbie
"Instead of going Mock 9 on the ground, I'm in the air... Going Mock 9!" -Pastor Matt
"So instead of being on my bike flying down, I'm in the air going down." -Pastor Matt
"You were that little worm and now, 'No way! Shut up! I have wings!'" -Pastor Matt
"Enrica{Moth trapped between window} never got to feel how it felt to fly his little heart out... 'Cause I was evil, hahaha." -Pastor Matt

favorite cartoon/anime sayings/conversations;;
Whoa dude what did the rabbit just say?

Chowder-
"Hello Panini. Chowder has moved far, far away and can not be your boyfriend."- Chowder w/ mustache
"Uh-huh. Where to?"- Panini
"Um, down the street, around the corner, in the next city."- Chowder
"Uh-huh."- Panini
Pause
"He's dead. Chowder is dead."- Chowder
"Want a cookie Chowder?"- Panini
"Would I!... Aw man!- Chowder

Gurrun Lagoon-
"They say that whenever you think about someone you love, a portal will open up for you."- gay dude, (forgot his name)
"Think about me and you'll die!"- another dude, (forgot his name too)

favorite book sayings/conversations;;
Books let you travel to a fantasy land, that ultimately leads to obsession.

Battle of the Labyrinth-
The huge snake lashed at Grover, but Grover scampered out of the way. It got a mouthful of dirt. Tyson picked up a boulder and threw it at the monster, smacking it between the eyes, but the snake just recoiled and hissed.
"It's going to eat you!"- Grover yelled at Tyson.
"How do you know?"- Tyson
"It just told me! Run!"- Grover

favorite movie sayings/conversations;;
Movies turn the books into reality and gives life to the fantasy land

The Spy Next Door{Bloopers}
"I hate English." -Jackie Chan

PUSH
"I don't know what the shiny shimmery bead has to do with it." -Kassie
"Sounds like a plan, except for the part where we DIE." -Kassie

Current Projects;;

1. Fullmoon Warriors, Fiction Press: Hiatus.

2. Wait, What?, G27 Fanfiction: Hiatus.

3. Hello, Goodbye and Hello Again, G27 Fanfiction: Also revamping. *

4. Moonlit Garden, G27 Fanfiction: Rewriting. *

5. Thanks to a Song, G27 Fanfiction: Not started

6. Millennium Gear, Vongola Items, Crossover of Yu-Gi-Oh! and Katekyo. Fanfiction: Hiatus.

7. Washed Ashore, AtemxYugi Fanfiction: Not started.

8. Awakening Captured, 6918 Fanfiction: Not started.

9. Dragon Bound, Fiction: Hiatus.

Current Ideas;;

Hum... none, really.

Completed Series;;

HA HA!... none

My Fiction Press account is: http://www.fictionpress.com/cattwo28
My Deviant Art account is:

Story Summaries;;

Fullmoon Warriors- Two years ago the Fullmoon Warriors pack, the wolf pack that ruled and kept peace in the land, was destroyed. None of it's members survived... except, for one. The heiress of the Fullmoon, Angel, has come home from her wanderings and she must set down the path of her destiny. She'll discover lost secrets of the packs, rebuild the Fullmoon and most of all restore peace once more. But it will not be easy, especially when she doesn't know who or what to trust.

Wait, What?- Prince Tsunayoshi Sawada is the heir to the Namimori Kingdom and the great-great-great-great grandson of Giotto di Vongola. Everything is supposed to be wonderful for princes, right? Wrong. Bullies galor, men faling out of the sky, love interest currently a man and oh let's not forget the CULT that wants to KILL him! Yea. Wonderful. Of course, then No-Good Tsuna just has to start having akwards dreams about his love interest, and then his father finally decides to spill the beans! Thanks Dad, that's exactly what he wanted for his fifteenth birthday! Losing his virginity to a complete stranger! Or so he thinks...

Hello, Good-bye and Hello Again- Sawada Tsunayoshi has defeated Byakuran and returned to the present with his friends. Everything returns to normal... at least it did until the brunette lost his Dying Will Flame to a trio of men who used his Flame to attack his friends. Then of course, three days into the incident he calls forth the Vongola Primo from the Sky Ring adding to the confusion as feelings begin to bubble in his chest he's unsure what to do about. Then the Ten-Year-Bazooka malfunctions and he's thrown into Italy four hundred years in the past. Now he has to deal with Vongola Primo, his Guardians and his fiancee who seems to hate him! Let's not forget the fact that Tsuna has to keep secret about where he's from or he could screw up the past and never exist! Of course, back in the present more is being found out about the Guardians left behind wills in the Rings and a the organization the trio belonged to is coming for the Tenth Generation Flames... or they were until they overheard juicy new info. And what will happen when Tsuna returns from the past!? Life just got complicated... again.

Moonlit Garden- Vampires do exist and they are very real. Humans don't notice them and don't realize they're protected from the rogue vampires by a simple white flower called a moon rose, or as most people prefer moon flower. Strife is coursing throughout the vampire kingdoms, the current king of the Varince Kingdom having gotten his throne by blackmailing, and of course the Turint Kingdom ruled by Horice who has enlisted the help of the Millifiore Family to work against the Vongola, an organization started by a pureblood vampire. Through it all there are rare humans and vampires, the humans that can see the moon roses and use their powers and the purebloods and every so often non-pureblood vampires who gain special powers and grow wings like the humans believe all vampires have. But that power of the vampires comes with a price. Sure the people who can see the flowers just get put in danger, but the vampires get a nearly unsatiable hunger and there's only one person for each of them in the world that can sate that hunger. When that person dies, there will never be another. And sadly, Tsunayoshi Sawada is not only a person who can see the moon flowers, probably one of the most powerful in a millenia, but he is also the person meant for one of the most powerful purebloods in the world and he will stop at nothing to make Tsunayoshi his.

Thanks to a Song- Sawada Tsunayoshi has lately been wondering about the Primo's eye color. What was it out of Hyper Dying Will mode? Green? Blue? Brown? He didn't know, but he wanted to know. Left home alone for a night, Tsuna falls asleep on the couch and is awakened hours later by a sweet tenor voice filling his ear. Wondering who it was, he opens his caramel eyes to see the most beautiful color he's ever seen...

Millennium Gear, Vongola Items- --

Washed Ashore- --

Awakening Captured- Hibari Kyouya was not amused. He was not amused at all. Hibari Kyouya does not, I repeat does NOT wake up in chains, on a fairly fluffy green couch smelling like a musty amusement park, in said amusement park that's run-down and in fact is the hide out of the person he hates the most. Yet sadly... That's just what happened.

Dragon Bound- Coming soon...

Brother Assassin- Sawada Tsunayoshi has a brother complex. Majorly. His elder brother is literally his favorite person in the whole world. Sadly, said brother left for an exchange trip when he was seven, leaving little No-Good Tsuna all alone. Tsuna is now fourteen, he has a couple of friends, school life still sucks and he's still the class reject, but he still has a brother complex. Tsuna has come to the conclusion that he may never see his brother again, and to cope with the lose he pushes away various memories. Until the day he gets kidnapped.

A Bit About Friends

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.