Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.

When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M

Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan. Complete

Dr. Edward Cullen a 32 yr old Pediatric Neurologist, also a Dom living in Seattle. Bella Swan a 23yr old Corporate Attorney living in NYC.. Edward s in need of more.. and Bella s just in need..can a meddling Pixie bring these two together..BDSM & lemons

There is a kind of love that twines lives and souls and hearts together. It is the kind of love that can't be severed by society, nor duties, nor even death. It is the love that King Edward had for General Jasper. In this love, there is no Goodbyes.

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

Bella Swan thought everything that she has dealt with was real, that she lived in a town where the supernatural exists. One day she wakes up, only to find out that the reality she had belonged to was nothing more than one big elaborate dream.

Written for Pimp my Bunnies contest. Jasper Whitlock spent his high school years being tormented by Edward Cullen. Now years later when their paths cross again, could the boy he once hated become the man he loves? AH, slash...R&R, mature themes! mature audiences only!

REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely

Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.

Bella is adopted by the Cullens when she is four days old. She grows an immediate attatchment to Edward and he raises her like a father. But when she turns seventeen something changes, and they fall in-love. But will it be too awkward?

Jasper has hit bottom, his drug use has gotten so out of hand he is forced to move in with his abusive boyfriend James to support his habit. Lucky for him, a haunted young doctor intervenes and ends up saving them both. Warnings inside. First fanfic!

Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow - just a little story about first love, a second chance and being true to your own heart/ AH/Slash/

A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.

Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?

INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.

Slash. Jasper hated his job . . . except it gave him the opportunity to talk to the sexiest voice he had ever heard. Come find out what talk will cost you.

A troubled Edward leaves his hometown for an exciting adventure. A FGB Auction STORY written for Leckadams. SLASH. All Human? M for good times.

Bella is an exchange student in Paris looking for a quick fling with a foreigner to complete her "studies" abroad. She meets Edward at a cafe and the connection that they share leads to a memorable one-night stand. Cowritten with AlyNiki

Bella is a lonely, inexperienced girl who calls an Escort service wanting to know what it's like to have a boyfriend. Edward Cullen is the Escort. all human

The one thing that Jasper hates the most in the world is his stepbrother Edward. But every weekend he spends with him makes him feel differently. What if he was wrong all along? What if he mistook hatred for desire? What will happen with this new feeling?

*1955* Edward, a typical American youth of the fabulous fifties is the new kid in town. Romance/comedy/slight drama - a coming of age story with eventual E/B. AH. OOC. Rated M. EPOV

Shy and slightly geeky, Jasper feels he'll never be cool or ever considered extraordinary. Little does he know that a new friend thinks he's the greatest person in the world. WINNER of DARLINS' PICK in The Many Faces of Jasper contest.

His secret yearnings for a classmate, fueled by locker room sneak peeks of exactly what's hiding underneath, force Jasper to take matters in his own hands. Getting caught by the object of his obsessions could suck, right? AU AH SLASHY GOODNESS

Written for Twilight Kink Fest: Jasper and Edward have been together for years. To keep things interesting they like to spice up their love life. How far can Edward take things before Jasper falls over the edge?

A stressed and overworked doctor schedules and appointment at a local massage business... will he get more than he was looking for?

THIS IS MY ENTRY FOR THE LOVE LIKE FIRE CONTEST. :::HOSTESS PICK WINNER!::: Edward has always been there for Jasper but will Jasper see that? AH/OOC/AU Please note that this is a SLASH story.

Edward has given up on Valentine's Day & having someone special to celebrate it with. Too many bad experiences have left him with only hatred for the day. But when he gets one very special valentine, will he be able to let his heart try one more time? AH

One-shot written for the annual Countdown to Halloween. Shy Bella decides to do something about her crush on the popular "jock" Edward at his Halloween party. Is a certain costume the right approach? Teen angst mixed with citrus and sweetness.

Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places

Bella seeks refuge from horrible nightmares at a small all-night diner, where Edward is the new night-shift waiter. Together they help save and heal each other from their pasts... extended from the original Love Through Lemons contest entry

Edward and Jasper are best friends. But does Edward even know who Jasper really is? Could a secret destroy their friendship? Will one night, a lot of beer, and a long-overdue confession keep our boys from going for it? M for lemon slash.

Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.

Jasper and Edward have been friends forever, joined at the hip. Find one, you've found the other. That changes when Edward proposes to Bella and Jasper leaves town, upset that Edward can't see what he sees. SLASH. J/E. Drabble-ish.

Rounded yet pert, squeezable yet firm looking, Edward Cullen's ass was a beautifully familiar yet unexpected sight in the Albertsons' frozen food aisle. Written for the TwiKinkFest.

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

Jasper gets roped into bringing his kid sister to see Santa Clause and is shocked to find Edward Cullen playing the role of the jolly elf. After making an inappropriate request, embarrassment, stripping, and more embarrassment ensues. AH/OOC Slash

Alice has a vision about Edward's mate so Edward goes to Club Babylon to find him. Who does his mate turn out to be? None other than Brian Kinney himself! How will Edward tame the wild beast and claim him as his own. Written for Dilmn8's Birthday!

One flight, one very hot pilot, two flight attendants and two nights in Dubai. My entry for ShareTheLove contest. E/J/B 3some with zero plot and only porn. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.

Jasper is new to Forks, and a certain Cullen is there to show him the ropes. Slash. JasperxEdward Picture #36

Bella Swan is a spunky sports agent with a no bullshit attitude and a complete work-a-holic. Her newest football star takes her on a wild ride as do a few crazy people thrown into her life. Drama/action/football/love/heartbreak/crazy stalkers/sex

Her goal was to drive him crazy. His goal was to resist her. Which one of them would succeed? Picture Number: 39

In 1994, he was an arrogant college student & she was dating his little brother. He was always haunted by the memory of her until fate brought them together again 16 yrs later. What happens when a forbidden attraction is no longer forbidden? EPOV, AU/AH

Slash Backslash 3.0 entry: "I could finally admit to myself that I was attracted to him. That I was more than attracted to him. But he was my stepbrother..." Edward/Jasper

Edward is amped about starting his senior year in college. When he's paired with shy, quiet and reclusive Jasper for a school project, his views on humanity, survival and true beauty are forever changed.

While dealing with a horrible past, Bella meets the dark and dominant vampire, Edward Masen. Will his graphic, horrible nature and possessive companionship make her feel normal? Dark themes/language/lemons. ExB/AU/OOC. Darkward Vampfic Contest Entry.

A long night stretched in front of him, with nothing to do. Picking up his boss was the last thing he expected. AH/SLASH

Jasper and Edward are playing a friendly game of Star Wars..in the dark. Rated M for disturbances in the force. This is crack/slash/semi-crossover. My quickie one shot for my beloved Penny. I blame you for this. LOL.

Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.

Edward has alienated his friends and neglected his family through his addiction to alcohol. One person still remains who can help him get his life back, but there is a good reason Jasper has hung around this long. AH Slash O/S NO BELLA ALLOWED contest.

Collab w/GrayMatters-Edward Cullen owns the popular nightclub Eclipse where image is supposedly everything. When plus-sized Bella Swan is drafted into helping out at Eclipse what will they both learn about images? For the Curvaceous & Bodacious Contest

They say it's a thin line between love and hate. The one between Rosalie and Edward is about to get very blurry. ExR, AH. Written for LightStarDusting's birthday.

Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.

"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Written for the High Times Contest. Won 3rd Place Public Vote!

Edward hates Valentine's Day. To avoid being around all his coupled friends, he decides to spend the evening by himself, but his solitude is interrupted by a handsome stranger. Originally written for the Twilight No Stress Love Fest. AH. Rated M.

Best friends, roommates, they've known each other all their lives. What happens when one's boyfriend can't make their Valentine's date? Written for the No Stress Love Fest. Jasper/Peter, Jasper/Edward, AH. Slash. Rated M.

One envelope, one night of passion promised and an experience that would change your life. Would you go? My entry for the Twi No Stress Love Fest. Slash EDWARD/?

Happy Birthday rmhale. Jasper fell in love with Edward five years ago, but Edward had to return home. Now he's coming back for another visit. E/J - All human - M for coarse language and mentions of sex

Anonymity can sometimes make an encounter that much more thrilling. Two boys separated by a physical barrier, while one brings the other to the ultimate climax... through a hole in the stall. Gasp contains malexmale glory hole action and great laughs. R&R

Quiet Jasper Whitlock is just trying to survive his senior year at Forks High, but that might be tough when he's constantly feeling the orbital pull from HIM. J/E SLASH. AH

'Edward Cullen cocky. He purposely teases me, the only gay person he probably ever met. Why? Because he can, that's why.' AH/AU, slash, was a one shot that I continued, because I'm insane.

There's a new man in the office. Hang on, that's not a new man, that's Jasper Whitlock? Entry in the SinsInSlash, Boardroom to Bedroom O/S Contest.

Based on the 2005 movie. What would have happened if instead of walking away in anger, they had just taken a breath and closed the scant distance between them during the proposal scene in the rain? A story about forgiveness and overcoming the obstacles of family, friends, society and their own pride and prejudices to find their happy ending. Fluff. Some characters are slightly OOC.

Successful Edward Cullen, once a high school geek in love with Bella Swan, discovers she is the new Playboy centerfold. Old feelings surface. Edward searches her out. Will she return his feelings? Is this love or unrequited lust?

Edward is hired to tutor a troubled student, but Edward's own troubles start when that student awakens feelings he had long since buried. My Fandom Gives Back Piece for robownsme, Nerdward and Cockysper

Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wits' end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE (Russian translation link in profile)

Edward is a college student starting a new internship. Jasper is the powerful executive overseeing his department. Will their immediate attraction lead to romance or ruin?

'From The Boardroom To Bedroom' Contest - When the new guy, Edward, strides into the office, Jasper can't help noticing his beauty. But Jasper's rules about keeping work and love separate stop any chance of a relationship with him. Or do they? AH, Slash

O/S - Five years into her marriage, photojournalist Bella, is worried that she isn't enough for her bi-sexual husband. Can a meeting with a mysterious street artist allow them both to fulfill their undisclosed desires? E/B/J

Jasper's convinced that he's a little known blip on the object of his affection's radar, but an office Christmas party and a cup of a seasonal horrific favorite might just change everything. Js/E. Slash. Gift fic for ThatPanicGirlE for YuleTwi'd Gay.

When a prank goes awry, Jasper gets trapped in a closet with Edward, the best friend he has been secretly crushing on. AH/OOC Slash

A continuation of Louder Than Words. Edward returns from a week-long job conference and has come to an inportant conclusion in his relationship with Jasper. AH/OOC Slash

Following a difficult break-up, Edward meets Jasper at a coffee shop, where he discovers what he's been missing all along. AH/OOC Slash.

He threw a snowball at my head... and we ended up in bed... A quick, FLUFFY - yep, you read right - one-shot written for the lovely Fardareismai's birthday! Link to her birthday blog is up on my profile page. Jasper/Edward SLASH.

Birthday present for FarDareisMai2. When the boy of your fantasies beckons, what are you to do but go? ExJ smutshot

Edward had always resisted Emmett's attempts at setting him up, with good reason. While camping for Em's bachelor party, does Edward wish he had given in one last time? FGB Eclipse O/S for SorceressCirce and silvertwi. ExJas, slash. Rated M.

Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance

The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH

Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.

Edward and Jasper decide to spice up their sex life with a little online fun, but you never really know who's watching...A collab with Yogagal, this was our entry for the In The Closet Contest.

It's the 80's. Bella's a head-banging Rocker with a soft spot for Molly Ringwald. Edward's a preppy Jock with a soft spot for Bella. They're from two different worlds... can their romance survive?

What can a boring Tuesday night hold for Bella? Threesome and some femaslah ! A Hot fic Not a romantic story!

Edward auditioned to be Bella's sub. But he has a problem keeping his hands to himself and for that he must be punished. Sample entry for Dommella's Dungeon Contest cuz nothing is better than a strong Bella and an Edward who knows his place serving her.

Edward feels an instant connection when meeting his brother's college roommate, but ends up hurt when he finds him in a compromising position. What will Edward do when Emmett invites Jasper home for Thanksgiving? AH, AU, E/J SLASH!

Jasper Swan would do anything to help his sister Bella, even if it means making nice with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend, Edward Masen. What would Edward be willing to do? AH JxE

An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.

Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles.

B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!

Jasper has learned that you can get what you want, when you know what people want from you. The only thing Jasper wants is to know what that arrogant Edward Masen wants from him. JxE one-shot entry for SlashBackslash Contest 2.0

Swan Song: Based on the myth that the Mute Swan, upon death, releases one single beautiful song. Can Edward and Bella find that final poignant note together? AU E&B. ANGSTY Collab by lambcullen and elusivetwilight for FGB.

Written for OnTheTurningAway's birthday :D It's the middle of the night, you're in the middle of nowhere and the car won't start. What do you do? AH, E/J, NC-17, slash well, duh .

I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.

When Jasper signed his little sister Bella, and his best friend, Edward, up for cooking classes for the summer, he didn't realize that what he did would irrevocably change them all. One shot for the Lovin in the Oven Contest.

COMPLETE O/S. Finalist in Slash Backslash 2.0 Contest. Edward's entire existence revolves around the very one he cannot have. No matter how many years pass by, no matter what he does, he'll always love him. AU.

One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.

Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?

Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.

Bella's been daydreaming in class, Why can't Mr. Edward Cullen teach properly, what happens when they get so wrapped up in fighting each other?

AU/AH OOC Bad girl Bella Swan takes on a challenging bet to turn Edward, resident golden boy, to the dark side. Can one bet turn into a life time of love? Lemons and adult situations. Better Summary inside. Collab w/Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom

Edward Cullen is a college sophomore enjoying the typical fraternity life with the added complication of being gay. When he finds himself obsessing over one of his frat brothers, he wonders just how possible his fantasies might be. Support Stacie, ExJ, AH

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella

Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.

Bella needs to release some tension, how will she take care of her little problem, will she find what she was looking for? Or is she in for more than a quick fix? OOC/AU

When Jasper receives a long term photo assignment in a region of conflict, an unexpected colleague's presence complicates the next three months of his life. Written for TwiFansForHaiti. AH E/J Rated M for language and lemony lemonstuffs.

Man or woman, friend or lover. When you don't put a label on it, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because when it comes down to it the only real difference is an X or Y. Edward/Bella/Jasper O/s.

Bella is rescued by Edward, a firefighter in Boston. He feels differently about her, more so than anyone he's met before? Is she the one? Rated M for Lemons. AH OOC

Geeky Edward has been dating free spirit Jasper for about half a year now. When Edward comes home from BlizzCon and sees Jasper with another man, all his worst fears about himself are confirmed. A Support Stacie story for AmyMorgan. OOC, Slash, JxE

Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin. If only Edward understood how true those words would become once he tasted her blood.

“You’re such an asshole.” He looked at me cocking an eyebrow. “You treated the one true friend you had like trash in exchange for being the cool guy. You would never know who your real friends are." A/H Normal Bella and famous Edward stuck in a elevator.

My submissions for Breath-Of-twilight's fun holiday countdowns! Vampire Edward and Vixen Bella get it on in the office on Halloween, then have some Christmas fun! AU,Lemons

Won BEST NON-CANON in the Devirginizing Edward Contest! Jasper sees Edward for the first time in a crowded lecture hall, but that's not their only first. Rated M for slash boy/boy lemon, All Human.

Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH

Edward tries to find a way to relax before a big job interview the following morning and finds himself in the clutches of a "lady of the night"...or does he?

Edward plus quickly approaching wedding night equals angst & sexual frustration. Will Emmett be of assistance? One shot with lots of adult themes! No slash. Pic from Google, Robert Pattz as Edward Cullen.

Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can

Eclipse AU. Bella and Edward in the tent, before Jacob joins them. EPoV.

When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Entry for Slash/Backslash contest. Rated M, E/J

Little did Edward know when he went to get a drink at the new pub across the street that he'd meet a captivating woman who would change him forever. Written for the Fandom Gives Back author auction. Bella/Edward. All human. M for lemons and language.

What happens when you're stuck going through security and your nipple rings set off the man holding the metal detecting wand? M for Pierced lemon and Wandward.

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission

Bella & Edward both work at Seattle Grace Hospital. What will happen when their paths cross and it's not how either would have planned? One-shot. Now extended. Lemons. AH, AU, Slightly-OOC.

Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.

Twilight one-shot lemons. A series of "What If" scenarios from the Twilight Saga. What we all wish would have happened every time E and B kissed. Edward and Bella Rated M for a reason people.

There is still a small shock and burst of pride in me when I realize what has happened. What I have allowed him to do to me. That I have allowed him to mark me." Entry for Slash/BackSlash contest. D/s, ExJ, AU/AH, OOC

Bella is devastated that Edward is leaving her. But she is determined not to let him leave without giving him something he's always wanted. Something to remember her by. Mini series of two related one-shots.

Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.

Written for The Official SmutVent Calendar 2008. Arrogant, crooked CEO Edward Cullen meets a mysterious, beautiful stranger at his company Christmas party. Things are not what they appear. Proceed with caution; this even makes me blush. OOC/AH/AU. EPOV.

Bella and Edward are two very competitive lawyers at the succesful Cullen & Hale Law Firm. After Bella makes a move from months of too much sexual tension and then suddenly leaves, Edward takes matter into his own hands. One-shot. AU. AH.

AU Edward is a more traditional vamp. No yellow eyes, no sparkles, and no mind reading. He catches an appetizing scent while in the Balkans for St. George Day. Written as an example for The Darkward Vamp Fic Contest. See my profile for contest link.

Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst

Party at Dartmouth. Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. Deal with it. Inspired by The Rules of Attraction.

Bella picks up a temporary summer job to help a friend out and gets more than she bargained for. Humor, lemons, all the good stuff.

Isabella Swan is forced to seek out protection from the very family that abandoned her. How will the love of her life react in finding her alive and well after one hundred years of believing she was dead. My entry for Darkward Vamp Contest

Slash: "The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference." - Elie Wiesel. Sexuality/language/mature themes.

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

OOC/AH - Edward is a teacher and Bella is a senior at the same school. They have a hot and cold 'relationship' until B graduates and moves away to college. What happens when they meet up again and are no longer teacher/student? Canon pairings & lemons

Nights of pleasure turn into days of pain when Bella takes on a case that brings her closer to the enemy then she ever thought possible. OOC/AH.

One shot. Bella Swan, editor for the vampire series that Edward Cullen stars in has several ideas to up the anty for his mature audience. What will he think of the new ideas?

This is my version of Bella and Edward making love for the first time after she becomes a vampire. As you might surmise, very lemony.

Jasper had dreamed of helping people by becoming a firefighter his entire life. Right as his dreams are in his grasp he is singled out by his new Fire Captain. "For the Love of Jasper" O/S entry by Heelstominivan and TFX. AU/AH M Slash Lemons

After moving home to be closer to her family, Bella meets and falls for sexy Doctor Daddy Edward. Lemons. Entry for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest

Edward works for Jasper, the CEO of a big company. While on their way to Seattle, Jasper gets to know Edward a little better. Entry For The Love Of Jasper contest.

Bella gets a flat tire on the side of a dark, deserted highway. There she is kidnapped by her worst nightmare. Or, is it her fondest dream? Written for the Darkward Vampfic Contest. VERY M!

Bella suddenly wonders how Edward felt, when he left her. She wants to know and asks the one person who knows. She finds out something she'd never have expected. What happens when Edward comes back from hunting? ExB married, human Bella. Warning: Lemon.

Edward and Bella are off to a lodge for a weekend 'team building' retreat for their office. Flirting, knee brushing, and rock wall climbing lead to a real coming together of their team. AH. ExB. M. Lemon. Happy Birthday, LolaShoes!

E & B make a wish on a falling star. “I wish Edward would touch me like the way I want.” “I wish I could hear Bella’s thoughts.” What if their wishes came true, only for one night? Things could get very interesting. Big Thanks to my Beta, TwilightFan4Life

This is my version of Bella's and Edward's first night on Isle Esme. I doubt you need told it's lemony.

A heartless Edward is cursed and chooses to live his life confined in his home. When given the chance to see his love again, he takes it. A modern take on Beauty and the Beast. Strong language

AU, OOC - Set early in Eclipse. What's a vampire to do when he wakes up in a human body? Edward's about to find out.

Edward finally losses his vigilant control and lets in to his obsession with her body. Bella seems to enjoy this new Edward a little too much. ONE SHOT

Bella and Edward have always hated eachother, but one day Alice decides to dress Bella Barbie in blue. Suddenly they don't care about their on going feud, they just want Alice to leave. AH,lemon. "Edward I still hate you, this doesn't change anything."

Detective Edward Cullen gets suspended from duty in Seattle and takes a position in Forks working for Chief of Police Charlie Swan. Things get interesting when he meets Chief Swan's fatally tempting daughter, Bella.

Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH

Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.

Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.

What if Jasper was secretly in love with Edward. How will Edward react when he finds out?. JXE SLASH DON'T LIKE DONT READ!

Another take on the love scene in Breaking Dawn after Alice leaves. Edward needs to have Bella completely-Now. Rated a hard 'M'-- Dom Edward makes a brief appearance though still pretty tame . Enjoy :

Edward teases Bella and now it is time for payback. Twoshot Lemon. Read and Review.

Picture it, baby. The year: 1960. The place: Hollywood. The man: Edward Masen, motion picture star turned television heavyweight. America's favorite father enjoys being on top, in more ways than one. My entry for the Age of Edward Contest. AU/AH/Slash

The day before Bella is moving to a different city, she and Edward must say their goodbyes. ExB, AU & AH. Entry for the Love Through Lemons contest hosted by tby789 and LolaShoes.

The Cullens start a new highschool. Little more than a week beforehand Charlie passed away. What will Edward do in order to distract her from her grief, if only for a little while? My entry for the Love through Lemons contest.

Dr. Whitlock accepts an offer to join Carlisle Cullen’s medical practice. Shortly after his arrival in Forks, however, he finds himself instantly attracted to someone he can’t have—his new boss’s favorite son. Jasper x Edward. AU-AH. OOC. Lemons.

The night before his wedding, Edward tries to make the time pass more quickly until he can see Bella again. Get a glimpse inside one of Edward's fantasies in this one-shot, an outtake from "The List". For mature readers, only.

The forbidden fruit factor comes to a tantalizing climax when two unavailable people find themselves succumbing to desire in silence. AH, AU, OOC, LEMON, B/E.

Decades after Bella's change, Bella and Edward finally discuss the difficulties with their marriage when faced with a version of their former selves. AU, Alternate Breaking Dawn

the Cullen's and Bella are celebrating Edward's 18th birthday to keep up appearances and Bella has special 007 rated present for him . LEMON!.

When the lights go off, a teenage girl can get a bit flustered. If you're in the pressence of Edward Cullen that is.

Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

Bella 27; English Professor. Edward 36; Famous novelist. Rosalie 23; Italian heiress. Emmett 25; Football coach. Jasper 21; engineering undergrad student. Alice 27; Fashion Designer. This is their story. BPov, Emotional, Lemons, Human. Enjoy

The Bro Code. It's simple. There are certain girls off limits. Your bro's ex, the girl he wants, and his sister. How hard can that be? Edward finds out just how hard. ExB - Rated M for lemons and language.

Entry for Forbidden Love Affair contest. Edward's life is black and white. Be the perfect everything, marry the perfect girl, have the perfect life. What happens when the gray in life shows up in the form of his soccer coach... Jasper Whitlock. E/J. OCC.

*One-Shot* A Sexualy Frustrated Bella Has problems coping with Edward being in Japan. What happens when he makes a surprise return? I like it sour....that means there's Lemons lol.

7 Sins, 7 Authors, 7 One-shots

Can Jasper control his lust while attending a ‘Sexaholics Anonymous’ meeting? Or will Bella and Edward tempt him to the dark side. Rated M for Lemons, Threesome, Slash, and Language. A/H A/U. One-shot.

How To Be/Twilight. The lonely nerd Edward that 'just needs a little help sometimes' gets friendly with popular Bella. Things changes when she wants to give him a makeover and take him to prom.

Bella has always despised Edward for being a cocky player and they constantly but heads at the book store they work at. What will happen when emotions run high and passion takes over? M: Oneshot OOC will be lemony

Alice wants to do something special for Jasper's birthday, but Edward has other plans. WARNINGS: Slash, threesome

While Bella is at the Cullen's house to help decorate for the Christmas season, she gets an unusual text message from Emmett by mistake leaving both Edward & Rosalie pissed, Alice & Jasper in hysterics, and Bella mortified. Could it get any worse? BxE, AU

Therapist Bella and Patient Edward... another one-shot into my book of lemons. What happens when the sexual tension gets too much for Edward and Bella at Bella's office?

Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.

One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN

Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.

During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU

Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.

JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDDIE COMP! Lawyer Edward is infatuated with his co-worker Bella... Dipping the pen in company ink has never been so tawdry. Lemonade.

Edward is famous for his good looks, charisma, and skills. While performing, he catches the intelligent eyes of a stranger, who he later meets. For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Look inside for the type of amazingly sexy Edward. M Smut.

Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!

When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.

Edward patted a chair in front of his desk. The look in his eyes seemed to cast a spell on Bella, and without speaking she did as she was told. He walked over and closed the door before coming to stand behind her. All Human. OOC. LEMONS! ExB AxJ ExBxJxA

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.

Bella worries. Edward and Carlisle reassure her. Co-authored with Eskaybeki. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content. Written for my Twilight20 prompt. Spring.

Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!

Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!