TwiWarped
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Joined 04-12-09, id: 1898488, Profile Updated: 08-23-09

I am a 40yo avid reader who is currently obsessed with Twilight. It all started innocently as I searched the bookstores for age appropriate literature for my neice. I always pre-read the books that I suggest for my neice and since I am an avid reader, this is really not a hardship. I ran across Twilight and remembered seeing a movie preview with the same name. I went ahead and purchased the book and decided to wait to read it until after we saw the movie.

My neice and I attended the movie within the first week of release and I was intrigued, but not to the point of needing to read the book immediately. I waited another two weeks before finally starting Twilight. Once started, I had read the entire series in just 4 days. Let's just say that I didn't get a lot of sleep and my boss was really worried about my "insomnia". This was the beginning of my Twilight addiction.

I scoured the bookstores and Amazon for any Twilightesque books to feed my need for similiar stories and found a few, but none quite as as satisfying. I continued to re-read the series and also read "The Host". My avid internet searches finally drew me into Fanfiction in late December and I have been on site reading since.

My neice and I even vacationed in Washington and Vancouver this summer. We went to Port Angeles, Seattle, Victoria, Forks, the Hoh Rain Forest, La Push and were even in Vancouver when they started shooting Eclipse--although we were not fortunate enough to see any cast members.

I have even been pimping Twilight to my family and friends. My neice thinks that it is great that we have this in common right now and we are having her birthday with a Twilight theme. Some days I wonder for my insanity for this obsession and am still waiting for it to decline. Maybe if I write some stories myself I can get it out of my system.

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Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Blood Moon by birobird93 reviews
Bella is working at Blood Moon-a gentleman's club. She's fiery, smug and rude. And she needs a new body guard. Who better to hire than none other than Edward Cullen. Will the polar opposites clash at work where they need to co-operate? LEMONS B E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,260 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall For You by Live720 reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? This story picks up from that part in New Moon. It gives Jacob his chance, finally. If Edward decides to come back, whom will Bella choose? Who is Cole and what are his motives? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 140,564 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Anti Pleasure Dissertation by colacherry reviews
She's a feminist, he's a realist. Watch them grow and develop as they learn and challenge each other through differing ideas about sexuality and life in general. AH ADULT THEMES, LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good & Evil by bella c'ella luna reviews
A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,374 - Reviews: 2862 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer Lovin': Summer SmutDown 2009 by mskathy reviews
My entry into the Summer SmutDown 2009.After graduating from their first 4 years of college,the kids take a much needed Hawaiian vacation.Fun times ensue as semi-geek E finally reveals his lifelong feelings for sexy B. Canon pairings,AU-H,lemons galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,475 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Summer Nights by RitaRitaMargarita reviews
B&E get intimate and do LOTS of practicing before the wedding. Rated M for lemon fun :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
There's two sides to every story by anthemforthe.underdog reviews
I haven't been able to finish this story, because I lost everything I had written. I have lost my inspiration for this story, eventually I may continue writing it, but I don't see that happening any time soon. I am so completely sorry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
Forever Seventeen by RitaRitaMargarita reviews
It's Edward's birthday. Bella plans a little surprise for him. All vampires, AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Sexaholics Anonymous by Miss West Virginia reviews
Can Jasper control his lust while attending a ‘Sexaholics Anonymous’ meeting? Or will Bella and Edward tempt him to the dark side. Rated M for Lemons, Threesome, Slash, and Language. A/H A/U. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete