NikkiKirkland
 Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. heyy everyone nikkikirkland here! hopefully you like my profile! enjoy :D my favorite ships: America x England America X Prussia Prussia x Canada Poland X Lithuania Poland X 2p Romano 2p Belarus x 2p England 4p England x 2p France Tamaki x honey (Ouran) Pip x Tweek (South Park) those are just a few XD I love very unique ships a few are really common but if I had to choose just one up there it would america and england they are super cute together :) my top 12 favorite hetalia characters (in no particular order other than the first 3): #1 england #2 canada #3 Prussia #4 sealand #4 Estonia #5 Poland #6 Netherlands #7 New Zealand #8 Switzerland #9 Greece #10 taiwan #11 Spain #12 Litchenstein (I couldn't choose just 10 X3) my favorite characters from hetalia season 5: Russia, France, Italy, and wy favorite cartoon: regular show favorite anime: hetalia :) favorite manga: kitchen princess favorite creepypasta character: ben favorite food? Sushi! favorite color? Yellow and sky blue favorite favorite song/s? Dynamite by: tyio Cruz, we're dancing by: Bridget meddler and hall of fame by: the script :) favorite pet? Cat favorite animal? Cheetah what I like to do in my spare time: draw, read, watch tv, write fanfics, go on the computer, listen to the radio. Favorite types of Fanfictions: comedy adventure suspence friendship fantasy I like yoai just not the hardcore kind bleh J: if ya wanna chat about hetalia just message me :) 20 Healthy Ways to Maintain Your Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch back to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds". 7. Begin all your sentences with "In Accordance with the Prophecy..." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom". 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won, I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!! Hetalian's Pledge I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta. I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room. I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures. I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich. I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking. I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous. I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet. I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender. I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am. I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores. I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or someone supports another yaoi pairing. I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name. I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules. I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas. I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far. I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems. I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short. I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess. I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic. I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature. I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun. I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays. I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots. I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare. I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat. I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear like crazy. I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask. I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!). I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish. I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved. I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay. I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong. I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME." *-H-* Put If you can read this, you are blessed. Over two million people could not finish this. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read this, copy and put it in your profile! What to do in an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 23) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 24) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 25) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 26) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 27) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 28) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 29) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 30) Tell people that you can see their aura. 31) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 32) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 33) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 34) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 35) Put police tape in front of the door before entering. 36) Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. 37) Hold an auction. 38) Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. 39) Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." 40) Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. 41) When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?" 42) Have a heated debate with yourself. 43) Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. 44) Drum on every available surface. 45) Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. 46) Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. 47) Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. 48) Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. 49) Propose to the other passengers. 50) Challenge people to duels.' 51) Sell girl scout cookies. 52) Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. 53) Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." 54) Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. 55) Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend. 56) Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter. 57) Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers. 58) Shout "Food fight!" 59) Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" 60) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 61) Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. 62) Elevators were practically MADE for river dance! 63) Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" 64) Make sushi. 65) Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. 66) Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. 67) Practice your kung fu. 68) Make race car noises when people get on and off. 69) Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" 70) Fly a model airplane. 71) Do yoga. 72) Play the accordion 73) Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. 74) Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. 75) Throw a rave. 76) Shave. 77) Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. 78) Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." 79) Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. 80) Start laughing maniacally like "muwahahahahaaa!!!!!!!" 81) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 82) Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?" 83) Hum the theme to Jeopardy. 84) Say while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in." 85) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad. 86) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming, "Let me out!" Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. Smile. It confuses people. North Italy (Vargas Feliciano) (9/10) yay! pastaaa! South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas) (2/10) i'm too nice to cut pplz down. :3 Germany (Ludwig) (2/10) Doitsuu :) Japan (Kiku Honda) (2/10) yay kiku! :) The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) (7/10) hero! :D The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) (8/10) yayy iggy :3 France (Francis Bonnefoy) (5/10) im a lot like france and that scares me...O_O Russia (Ivan Braginski) (3/10) da :3 Canada (Matthew Williams) (5/10) yay..:) Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) (6/10) Kesesesesese! (I love that laugh XD) China (Wang Yao) (7/10) aru! Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) (8/10) Fusososososo! (I love this laugh also XD) Cuba ( ) You smoke ( ) You're very physically strong ( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights ( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other (X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (X) You like hot weather (X) You can be very friendly from time to time ( ) You look very tough on the outside (X) You make a very nice role-model ( ) You don't let people get a word in edgewise (4/10) I dislike cuba...he's my 2nd least fav. character after france XD And now for some other countries! Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [X] You are very well-raised [X] You've composed music before Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry) [ ] You have a potty-mouth Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz) [X] You're very flamboyant Switzerland (Vash Zwingli) (X) You stay neutral in things no matter what (I stay neutral in arguments, that's all!) ( ) You are reclusive (X) You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to (X) You work hard on things until they're done ( ) You can't get along friendly with other people ( ) But, you're kind towards siblings (I don't have any) (X) You're actually quite strong ( ) You have a lot of money (X) You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring ( ) You had a hard past (5/10) trigger-happy *boom boom* XD Korea (Im Yong-Soo) (X) You care a lot about your family (X) You love watching movies, and creating things ( ) You're stronger than you seem ( ) You're a Going-My-Way person ( ) You love kimchi ( I tried it only once) (X) You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking ( ) You tend to piss off your elders (X) You like to claim things as yours (X) You love games and Internet ( ) You're slightly perverted (5/10) da-zee! Finland (Tino Väinämöinen) (X) You love Christmas and Santa (X) You're honest and quiet ( ) You are good at high-tech machinery (X) You like coming up with weird things ( ) You sense of taste is bad, as people say ( ) You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you (X) You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (X) You love saunas (X) You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (X) For some reason, you have weird naming skills (7/10) yay 3 cheers for santa! XD Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna) (X) You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet (sometimes..) (X) You're honest, serious, and love debates (X) You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it ( ) People think you're scary (X) You're clever with your hands (X) You make weapons with things that people don't imagine (X) You're clumsy with human relationships (ma ships XD) ( ) You tend to go against stronger people (X) You give up pretty quick (if it's fighting..) ( ) In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (7/10) oh. ma. wife. lol. Denmark [X] People say you're loud and annoying (2/10) i like denny's hair. X3 Norway [ ] People say you're cranky (5/10) (i like his charm that doubles as a phone) Iceland [ ] Even if you won't admit it, you love your family (2/10) mmk PICK YOUR BIRTH-MONTH: JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn Read me!!! I am the terror that stalks through the night. I haunt your dreams. I am associated with the color red. I am feared and perhaps even liked by many teens. You might have seen me on tv. I am pure darkness. My laughter spikes fear in the hearts of others. My eyes are pitch black. Who am I you ask? I am your worst nightmare. Be afraid, be very afraid...FOR I AM ELMO!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!! 95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, King-Shadow's-Gothic-Queen, Sonic the Shapeshifter, xAppleSaucex, Sam Brody or Moon Princess,shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, midnight sawc, Rose The Daughter Of A Demon, xKuroShimox, CelestialTomatoMonkey, Bemony'n'Menisha, power-of-the-elements, NikkiKirkland, (\_(\ REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA) Toph Hitsugaya (Australia), NikkiKirkland (USA), When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade! When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!" When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, it's trying to scare your doctor away. When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction. When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses. When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk. When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch". When life chucks lemons at you and hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most". When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually! When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in someone's eyes. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes. When life gives you lemons you make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it. When life gives you lemons, giggle like the fangirl you are and wink suggestively at life. When life gives you lemons, you mail them back in a package along with a "mysterious ticking noise". When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down. When life gives you lemons, eat them. When life gives you lemons, ask when it's going to get an imagination and start giving people better stuff. When life gives you lemons, yell out "why the bloody hell did you give me these?!" then throw them back at life where the sun don't shine. OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! Of course it does! And re-post this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons') 95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Bieber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip!" If you've ever chuckled darkly, copy and paste! If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever done or said something completely random just to see someones reaction, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever search people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste! If you love guinea pigs, copy and paste! If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. That’s like saying short people aren’t humans! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If Fanfiction to you is what FaceBook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. Many people go on Facebook. If you don't even have a Facebook account because you don't think it's worth your time, and that Fanfiction is better, copy this into your profile. Some people think that anime is stupid. If you are the type of person that would stand up prepared to argue for hours about the awesomeness of anime, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had the BEST IDEA EVER for your story in the middle of the night (or any other inconvenient times), then have to sit for ages trying to remember it the next day, copy this into your profile If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy) crystalwolfberri (Kratos: ToS, Kaito: MMPPP, TK: Digimon Adventure 02) Edward's Cantante (Edward Cullen, duh... Prince Caspian, Seth from Wicked Lovely, Roger from Rent, ), Twinkle951 (Edward Cullen /who wouldn't/ from Twilight series, , and probably Syaoran from cardcaptors/ what can i say...) DistractedButSerious( Harry Potter, and Young James Potter, and Sirius Black)Ashliiee(Sirius Black, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, James Potter, Harry POtter, and Remus LUpin), Artemis GoH (there's a lot...: Fred and George Weasley, Draco Malfoy, young Sirius Black, Scorpius Malfoy, Teddy Lupin, Sam Evans, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Nico Di Angelo, Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, and more that I can't remember), greekfreak101 (hmm...young James Potter and Sirius Black, Percy Jackson, Nico Di Angelo, Luke Castellan, young Remus Lupin, young Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Fred and George Weasley, Day[Daniel Altan Wing, Metias, and Vladimir Tod.), ZakuroU (Jean Havoc, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Tamaki Suoh, America and Iggy - although they're more fluffy little fangirl squishes than crushes.) Toph Hitsugaya (Toshiro Hitsugaya, Leo Valdez, Nico Di Angelo, Switzerland, China, Conner Lowe, Iggy (from maximum ride) America and Iggy-same as ZakuroU), NikkiKirkland (England from hetalia I love dem brows :3), You Know You're Obsessed with Hetalia When… 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps. 2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together. 3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class. 4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots. 5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies.) 6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. 7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween. 8. World War II starts sounding romantic. 9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it. 10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. 11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. 12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. 13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder…just in case. 14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" or "Vodkaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. 15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means. 16. You end every sentence with "aru" or "desu yo". 17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. 18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. 19. You want Prussia back on the map. 20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. 21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia. 22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. 23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. 24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like…80 billion times. 25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. (And are grumpy that spellcheck doesn't even accept it as a word.) 26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. 27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.) 28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. 28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. 29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia. 30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some. Hetalia 30 Question Meme!! 1) Who is your least favourite character? France from seasons 1-4 too perverted *shivers at thought of him naked* uggh.. #2) Who is your favorite character? England!!! Soo kawaii! #3) Which character would you date? hmmm...Poland! I would lov to go shoppin with him! #4) Which character do you want to go shopping with? look above for the answer XD #5) Which character would you like as a child? I would love to raise Poland, England, and ze awesome Prussia! #6) Which character would be your rival? America! because I would lov to try and beat his high score in video games! #7) Which character do you have the most in common with? I would say...Italy! because we are both happy-go-lucky! #8) Which character do you look most like? America :3 I got the glasses and blue eyes Im just missin the blonde hair XP #9) Which character would you bring home to meet your parents? Poland XP that would be like totally hilarious! #10) Which character would you NEVER bring home to meet your parents? france NEVER EVER! #11) Which character is most likely to be your friend? Canada we are both quiet and shy :) #12) Who has your favourite voice? English actors: north Italy, chibitalia, England, and Prussia #13) Which character would you want to go camping with? England! I wanna see him try and summon demons! #14) Which character would you want to be roommates with? Estonia we both love being on the web :) #15) Which character would you want to cook for you? I know ppl will be like ''why?!'' but I want England to cook for me :) I wanna see how good dat food is :D #16) Which character would you want to prance naked for you? NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!! #17) What's your OTP? USUK :) #18) Which character would you want as a parent? Austria and hungary, Austria could be strict at times but I would love to hear his music! and hungary to keep france away from me! #19) Which character would you take to a karaoke bar with you? England I would love to hear his singing voice :) #20) Which character would you like to be your maid/butler? chibitalia im soo sorry! but I will award good hard work with pasta for the cute tyke :) #21) Which character would you have in your party if you were playing an RPG? the magic trio because nothing can beat magic! #22) What is your second favourite pairing? Poland and Lithuania :) #23) Who is your favourite character who is the opposite gender of your first favourite? litchenstein such a cute little girl :D #24) Who's outfit do you like the most? south korea! I love the long sleeves da-zee! #25) Which character would you like to have as your band-mate? I heard England used to be a punk so England XD #26) Who would you want as your boss? America If he ever gets mad at me ill just give him burgers to calm him down XD #27) Which character would you NOT want to run into in a dark alley? France, Dear gowed that's the day I die DX #28) Which character would you want personified into a dog? Poland, I wanna see him as a maltese XD #29) Which character would you want personified into a cat? england, I wanna see those eyebrows on kitty XD #30) Who would you cosplay as? Canada, then ppl would not annoy meh XD Who will be your OC? nikki derp... 32. In you OC, who will be her/his best friend nikki's bff is England but there not bf/gf XD ／l、 Kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your Copy and Paste this onto you profile if you thought Barney's singing was horrible, until you heard of Justin Bieber's. Insanity Test (X) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (X) You have ran into a glass/screen door. ( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (X) You have run into a tree/bush. ( ) You have been called a blond. (I have dark brown hair.) (x) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I did It before..) ( ) You just tried to lick your elbow. (I already did before XD) (X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (X) You just sang them to make sure. (Sang in my head and almost out loud) (X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (X) You have choked on your own spit. ( ) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (X) You type with three fingers or less. ( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire. ( ) you tried to drink something out of a straw but it went up your nose. (X) You have caught yourself drooling ()You have fallen asleep in class. (X) Sometimes you just stop thinking. (X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you (X) You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (X) You use your fingers to do simple math. () You have eaten a bug accidentally... (X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. () You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (X) You break a lot of things. (X) You tilt your head when you're confused. (X) You have fallen out of your chair before. (X) When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (X) The word "um" is used frequently. (X) You don't know what "um" means. (X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot. ( ) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. wow XD I am random lawl WEIRD THINGS TO DO IN WALL MART:D Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. Play with the automatic doors. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!” TP as much of the store as possible. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle described above. Hold indoor shopping cart races. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. Try on bras over top of your clothes. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. Two words: “Marco Polo.” Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio umbrella until you get kicked out. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.” Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!” Hit on the elderly. Hit on 5 year olds. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”. Start pocketing any and all free samples. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your car. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. Light a match under a sprinkler. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun”. Then walk away. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this” Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?” when there is an annonuncement over the speakers yell out "GOD HAS SPOKEN!!!" Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. 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Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. Sing your questions. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry." Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken. Address the professor as "your excellency". Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face. Ask whether you have to come to class. Present the professor with a large fruit basket. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers. Watch the professor through binoculars. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway. Claim that you wrote the class text book. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!" Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "stud". Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?" Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat. Wink at the professor every few minutes. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia. fun things to do during an exam You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. Bring cheerleaders. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?" Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. Bring pets. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ). Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink) Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!" Bring a water pistol with you. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. When you walk in, complain about the heat. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. One word: WrestleMania. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start. Try to get people in the room to do the wave. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so". Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher" Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code Continually ask questions so that the professor can’t give homework Answer the teacher’s questions in slow motion Answer questions only with one word Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning Ask your professor personal questions Every time the professor finishes talking clap Eat paper Talk very fast Call the professor “Mom” or “Dad” Count your hair Talk with an accent Answer questions in a different language Fake spasms Pretend to be scared of everything Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the professors Write out plan on how to conquer the world Pretend to Choke Pretend to be drunk Tap your feet on the ground loudly Raise your hand for every question your teacher asks you but answer “oh i forgot” Pretend to slipWink at the teacher Wink at random people Smack your thigh and smile at the people who look at you Smile the whole lesson When the teacher enters the room give a low bow Pretend to sleep and snore loudly Drop your pen and say “accio” Ask your teacher where the potions room is Ask the teacher where he/she isFake Fart Sound sAsk the teacher for his/her phone number Spill you pencil case/box on the floor Pretend to be sick Pretend to have photographic memory Fake flashbacks Repeat movie lines Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts Sing your favourite song Twitter the whole lesson Pretend to be Indian Write a love note to the teacher Talk to yourself Snort Eraser dust When the teacher enters the room Scream “next” When the Teacher enters the room ask for a refund On your assignments write very small or extremely big Act like a nerd Pull a “Michael Jackson” Put some red ink on a ruler, then slash your wrists with it so people think you cut yourself Talk in slang Get into a fight with yourself Pretend you are a gangster Pretend you are high Bring a bag of flour to school and on your desk make lines of flour and attempt to snort them Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem Act highStare at one object in the classroom for one lesson Rate the teacherPretend you are “Susan Boyle” and sing “I Dream a Dream" touch a plug and pretend to get electrocuted. Fart Sleep Make odd animal noises Act like an undercover spy Write down everything the teacher says while repeating what they say Laugh Stupidly for no reason Act as if you were blind Sit on the floor and beg for money Think of the best excuses for being late/ not handing in your homework Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person Begin Cussing at your self Talk in gangster rap Challenge your teacher to a rap battle Pretend to chew gum Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now” Write a love note and leave it on the chair when you change period Play an air guitar Throw paper airplanes Say random facts about people Go up to someone you have never talked to before then tell them “i have this problem for years now i can’t take it anymore” Narrate your life Beat box Whistle at random things Count random things Pass notes to people you have no interest in Ask personal details about people you would never have talked to Play your favorite song in your head Think of what the teacher’s life was like Rhyme the last words of everybody’s sentences Play paper football Search in your bag/binder for things you don’t have Attempt to Find Nemo Take some take and give yourself a waxing Find a better thing to do than find 100 things to do when bored If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD, Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever,Twy, ,XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315, SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, Rinchen, NikkiKirkland, If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile. 1. FIRST NAME: just call me by my oc's name : nikki 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No. 3. SIBLING NAMES: I don't got any XD 4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? idk...XD 5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? yeah...who doesn't? 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? bologna 7. KIDS? No. 8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? haha sure! 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No. 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Nooo...I hate it...(haha jk XP) 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes. 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? OH GOD NO! 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? cinnamon toast crunch :P 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? yep it's a time saver the next time X) 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Nah.. 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate or mint 17. SHOE SIZE? idk...6.5? 18. RED OR PINK? PANK! 19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? my speed. I need to get faster XD 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my toys I had when I was younger..i had to donate them :( 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Yup! 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? denim! :P and white with leopard print :D 23. LAST THING YOU ATE? fish sticks 24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? i'm not listening to my radio right now.. 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? light yellow or sky blue :) 26. FAVORITE SMELL? flowers does not matter what kind :) 27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? idk.. I don't really talk on my phone just text XD 28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU? um..idk...their face? XD 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copy and pasted this but...sure.. 30. FAVORITE DRINK? pepsi 31. FAVORITE SPORT? running or swimming :) 32. EYE COLOR? Blue. 33. HAT SIZE? I just wear 1 size fits all hats XD 34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no I wear glasses though 35. FAVORITE FOOD? sushi 36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? happy endings I cant sit through scary movies... 37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? I think monster university but I could be wrong XD 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? my graphic tees? 39. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer! my b-day's in summer :D 40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs. I like glomps also hehe :3. 41. FAVORITE DESSERT? apple pie a la mode! with dat ice cream mmm..:P If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! If this is you, copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Tenshi No Sakura, NinjaFox369, A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian, Junsan-mun, NikkiKirkland, If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. If you're one of those people who will nod and mumble 'yeahs' when someone is talking to you about something you have no clue about, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ copy and paste this in your profile "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Doctor" "Doctor Who" :D Quotes!!!!! "Veneziano, just once could you say nice things about me like that?" (Italy backs away) "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!" "Where are you going Romano?' -Italy and Romano "The weatherman predicted a 99% chance of s*t storm and it's coming right at you!" -Romano "I'm the hero!!!" -America "I'm so hot I could kiss myself" -England "ARU" -China "When I look at all of your stupid faces, I think of how fun it would be to pound them into dust"-Russia "Pasta!!!" -Italy "Hey hey papa, can I have some wine? Hey hey mama, hey hey mama. I'll never forget. The taste of Bolognese won't get out of my head" -Chibitalia My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk) Everyone is intitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the prviledge. Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we? Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball's make a big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties (you got that right sister *sighs*) Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (XD sooo true *pushes france downstairs* oppss...) I ran with scissors, and lived! (yolo XD) I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (I usally think of a funny picture XD) When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. (woop woop!) I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. (soo true :) I don’t obsess! I think intensely. (hehe :P) Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? (ikr I always do that XD) Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. (ba-bam XD) One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! (What's this d- *BBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (oh my gosh! yes!) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. (XD) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (woop!) My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!" Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. (XD whenever I se this quote I think of doctor who XD) Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (*nods*) Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? (Yes. :P) Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he HATES that. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. (No! don't scare flying mint bunny! ;_;) I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. The world is full of crazy people. (yeah..) So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? (lol) Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. (and I know how to use it beyotch! XD) 1. What is your name? just call me nikki 2. How old are you? Is that really your business? 3. Are you a boy or a girl? girl 4. When were you born? the 1st day of summer (guess yourself) 5. What color are your eyes? blue 6. What color is your hair? lightish/darkish brown 8. Curly or straight? straight 9. What color is your skin? pale 10. Are you short or tall? short 11. Do you have any pets? yup 12. Where do you live? upper u.s. (just keeping it general) 13. Do you have body piercings? ear pericings 14. Do you have brothers or sisters? nope 15. Are you (A) Straight (B) Gay/Lesbian (C) i'm straight 16. Are you neat or messy? in between 17. Are you shy? sometimes 18. Are you single? No, I'm dating fictional characters in my head. 19. Do you live in a house or apartment? house 20. Are you popular? nope i'm unique and proud of it. 21. Color? sky blue of yellow 23. Drink? pepsii! 24. Place? The woods 25. Animal? cheetah 26. Flower? water lillys or cherry blossoms 27. Car? ford 28. Song? dynamite by tyio cruz 29. Movie? hetalia paint it white 30. Show? um...idk...good luck Charlie? 32. Person? I don't really have a favorite person.. 33. Shape? heart 34. Scent? the scent of flowers 35. Website? fanfiction! 36. Web Browser? google 37. State? michigan 38. Character? England from hetalia 39. Anime? hetalia 40. Manga? kitchen princess 41. Season? summer 42. Fruit? tomato 43. Vegetable? carrots :) 44. Meat? chicken 45. Ramen? shrimp 46. City? (not telling :P) 47. Store? barnes and noble 48. Game System? Nintendo 3ds 49. Channel? Disney channel or animal planet 50. Ice cream? chocolate or mint THIS -OR- THAT? umm..what? 51. Black or White? white 52. Cats or Dogs? kitties! 53. Lemon or Lime? neather 54. YAOI or YURI? um..yoai :3 55. Hot or Cold? Hot. 56. Spicy or Sweet? Sweet 57. Sour or Salty? salty 58. Studs or Gauges? wha..? 59. Rough or Gentle? for what...? 60. Day or Night? Night 61. Easy or Hard? Easy. 62. Skype or Facebook? neaither 63. Taco or Burrito? TACO! 64. Mario or Luigi? Luigi (he never gets any credit except for Luigi's Mansion) 65. Anime or Manga? Both. 66. Subbed or Dubbed? Dubbed. 67. Fast or Slow? Fast 68. Indoors or Outdoors? Outdoors. 69. Smoking or Non? Non. 70. Coffee or Decaf? I don't drink coffee 71. Justin Bieber. *pushes him off a cliff into shark infested waters* 72. Edward Cullen. no I'm team jacob 73. Michael Jackson. yeh-heh! 74. Kanye West. I don't like rap if that's what he sings 75. Pokemon. woop! go ninetales!!! 76. Obama. ok *shrugs sholders* 77. Rainbows. RAINBOW FACTORY!!!!!!!!! 78. Facebook. *shuts it down and laughs while ppl cry over the loss of it* 79. Hospitals. surreee why not. 80. Malls. Awesome 81. Pie. apple 82. YouTube. um...pokemon and hetalia themed things 83. Naruto. meh... 84. iTunes. I like Pandora better 85. Hugs. I don't do hugs I do glomps!!! XD WHAT FEELINGS DOES THIS COLOR GIVE YOU? 86. Red? firee! and anger. 87. Orange? fire also XD 88. Yellow? the sun :) 89. Green? the forest 90. Blue? the ocean or sky :) 91. Violet? friendship! RANDOM SECTION 92. Have you seen my art/pictures? sorry no not yet 94. Are you sad we're near the end? what? D: 95. Do you have YouTube? no but I hav a deviatART and quotev XD 96. Would you do a meme if I made one? yeah :D 97. Are you going to add me to your watch list if you haven't already? um..i don't hav a youtube XD 98. Will you draw yourself as a chibi with me? sure? y not? XD 99. Did you like my little quiz? Si! Si! Other Accounts: DeviantART: nikkiKirkland Quotev: NikkiKirkland If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate people who steal your ideas, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile! If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.. If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature! If you think about life constantly, and ponder how we got here, along with how we die and where we end up, paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile. If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile. If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, put this in your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. if you think that pocky is made out of awesomeness, copy and paste this to your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are so epic that you have fallen up stairs then copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe that England is ALWAYS uke with America, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this on your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction.net is to you like MySpace.com is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall white on a sugar buzz copy this into your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile. If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile! If you are an America/England fan, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. 93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, vampgirl8, xXDana-SasakiXx, JosephineDark, Crown of Diadem, Autobot Xena, Ant-Carrying-A-Rubber-Tree, SakuraMoriChan, NikkiKirland, I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Prinzzez_kitten, Sparx and Nova 4ever, Fantasyfan4ever, You'llRememberMe, love live life, SakuraMoriChan, NikkiKirkland, Won something in the lottery?: hahaa I wish... Snuck out of the house?: nooo! Lied to get out of trouble?: no.. Had a computer crash?: Yeah sadly.. Gotten lost in your city?: nope i'm lucky :) Seen a shooting star?: no but I got got my wish just in case ;) Been to any other countries?: no I would love to go to japan though :) Had a serious surgery?: Nope :) Stolen something important to someone else?: never Gone out in public in your pajamas?: I once went to school in my pj top XD Cried over a girl?: no...but i cried when i was younger when a mean teacher did mean things to me... Cried over a boy?: no XD Kissed a random stranger?: what?! no... Hugged a random stranger?: I did once in my dream it was weird...don't ask... Been in a fist fight?: I never wanna be involved in that Been arrested?: no Done drugs?: NOPE! NEVER! Had alcohol?: NOPE XD Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: I don't think so...XD Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:no but I wanna see what happens though XP Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: no lucky meh XD Swore at your parents?: Yeah. when I got angry X) Kicked a guy where it hurts?: no but if I meet france that will happen Been to a casino?: no but one of my teachers has XD Ran over an animal and killed it?: im not old enough to drive lawl Broken a bone?: nope Gotten stitches?: once when I fell out of a chair and hit my head ow X( Had a water balloon fight in winter?: nuuu XD Made homemade muffins?: no but I made pilsberry bliscuts before does that count? XD Bitten someone?: nom nom nope :3 Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: yep :D Burped in someone’s face?: yesh XD By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile. If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, paste this in your profile. If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you like to say random sentences in a conversation, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 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