I am an otaku and proud!!!

With a shipping problem.

I love Fairy Tail (I ship stinglu, graylu, cobza), Bleach (I ship ulquihime, Grmmichi), Death Note, FullMetal Alchemist/FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Black Butler, Hellsing and other various vampire anime, KnB, Free!, Haikyuu, Prince of Stride and Blue Exorcist. (Loads more shippings...)

I also love Ouran HighSchool Host Club, Fruits Basket, Tokyo Mew Mew, Sailor Moon, Hetalia and many more (Too many shippings to mention and I am lazy!)

I have read many mangas and watched many animes and the number is increasing. So I have a myanimelist.net account ShinigamiSlayer. Look me up so you can see what animes and mangas.

I also upload fanfiction to quotev (ObsessedWithFanfics) and deviantart (BloodbendingOtaku). If you feel like stalking me check out my tumblr (ShinigamiSlayer)or my twitter (@heatherkmisty).

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IF YOU CAN READ THAT, PUT IT IN YOUR PROFILE

Girl Comebacks! (See if you can't laugh!)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile!!!!

Copy and paste this if you've ever wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.

If you have fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up then copy and paste this.

Copy and paste this if you have accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn/learning Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you ever face planted on anything copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever bumped into a wall copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can't live without music copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (the oven and mircowave too)

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love myanimelist.net, copy and paste this into your profile because you are awesome.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think writer's block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock.

If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.

Otaku

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say VOCALOID

You say swords, we say BLEACH

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say HETALIA

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say SOUL EATER

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say NARUTO

You say Family, We say VONGOLA

You say notebook, We say DEATHNOTE

You say we have no life, We say yes we do and it's awesome

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, We say Usagi

You say strawberries, We say Ichigo

You say I am going to study, We say I am going to write fanfics

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but We're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud (I'm a proud Otaku and I approve this message).