Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

Parvati's secret is out! Now she's ready to help a distraught ghost find closure using her new gift, but when all is revealed, she may not have a leg to stand on. This story is a non-canon Dramione, intended for laughs and happy readers.

Written for The Houses Competition 2019. Theo Nott and Hermione Granger are sent on a diplomatic quidditch match to Nunavut Canada in the middle of January.

I watched them as they flirted and caressed one another, it was sickening. It had to be stopped because at the end of the day, Granger was mine. DM/HG.

When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.

Need a good Harry/Hermione story? Then look no further! Tale resulting from a challenge prompt about a pair who finally realize what they mean to each other...

When Hermione decided to become a lawyer, Lucius Malfoy was not who she had in mind for a client. Hermione/Lucius, Draco/Harry.

humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.

Christmas is not a season of peace for everyone. Certainly not for Hermione, who finds herself on the doorstep of her house on a cold winter night after she is kicked out by her own husband, a week away from Christmas! (COMPLETE)

The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.

Follow up to "Drown your Sorrows". Friday nights in 6A are all about the drinking games as Hermione introduces the Slytherin Sliver Trio to muggle spirits.

Harry's encounter with Voldemort in the end of the first book didn't end like we thought. Riddle didn't pass an opportunity to screw with the boy's brain. In the end, that small difference ended up changing Harry into someone who would become so much more than merely "Dark Lord's equal"...

What will happen if Harry was raised by the Daughter of Merlin, instead of the Dursleys? He will find friendship and family after a rocky start. Rated M for Graphic violence and very suggestive situations. Summary inside. Pairing are Harry/Hermione/Fleur/Ginny. Part one is now complete and part 2 is up.

Harry sets out to fix his old mistakes. Hermione meets someone more annoying than Malfoy, and their friends invite their families to take refuge at Hogwarts, as Voldemort's army clashes with the Ministry and a cabal of ritual sacrificers, and an unstoppable monster rampages through the streets of London. Sequel to Honey. Abandoned.

This is an AU/Fantasy and a bit funny story. It includes a super powered Harry. It does not follow canon. It includes some bashing of my less than favorite canon characters. HP/HG/SB UPDATED: 10/14/14

If she ever saw Unspeakable Number 37 again she would kill him with her bare hands. Hermione's research into the Veil has an unexpected side-effect. EWE. COMPLETE.

Slytherin-sorted Rose Weasley loves to watch people get into all sorts of trouble, and spying on sexy, promiscuous Uncle Charlie has opened her mind up to all sorts of perfectly wicked possibilities... Drama/Hot Shag/Voyeurism/Naughty Bits. 2014 Interhouse Fest entry.

Epilogue up! MARRIAGE LAW Hermione must marry Draco Malfoy- the only wizard that (begrudgingly) petitioned for her who is not actively trying to kill her. If only there was some loop-hole... Can the unlikely pair survive marriage, in-laws, ghosts, murderous enemies, and their own traitorous feelings?

Every time she receives a note from him she knows she's in for a good time. A very good time.

Sometimes the innocence of a child can lead to some hilarious moments.

Hermione goes into the past to help save the future. COMPLETED!

Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.

Bill finds out that his new work assignment has him paired with Hermione. Can he learn how to play nice with her? Bill/Hermione

The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.

Once again the Malfoys have found more than their share of trouble. Draco has been given a choice of three months in Azkaban or a year of public service. The question of who and how his case officer is arranged is the makings for a story.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Classes can be a drag. See what goes on in bored students' vacant heads.

Due to terrible circumstances, Hermione gets disowned by her family and shunned by the majority of Magical Britain. However, she finds sanctuary in Hogwarts but only as a member of staff: As a concubine! Severe AU, Graphic Smut, Violence, Character Death, Slight Bashing, Hermione/Multi, BDSM, Bondage

In an alternative universe the centaurs agreed to send one of their number to take Divination classes. His approach to the job was different to that which Firenze adopted.

His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.

"Bloody - Granger! What in the hell are you doing hiding in shrubberies?" "I knew I was going to catch you eventually. You're about to go steal something, aren't you?" Despite his repeated denials, Hermione knows that Draco's the Fox, an international art thief, and she's determined to catch him.

Draco has a daughter. Pansy is the mother. Or more like WAS. She's passed away and the responsibility of taking care of the baby is left for Draco. Having no idea how to handle a baby good fortune smiles upon him, in the form of Hermione Granger.

While on a school trip at the Ministry, Hermione is involved in a time-turner accident and ends up 25 years in the future. There, to her horror, the "Ferret's" very own spawn takes interest in her. Hermione/Scorpius. COMPLETE!

The name's Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Ex-Death Eater, proud father, husband to the brightest witch of their age, and nothing less than the best Auror for the job. WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).

My family, is much more agreeable to the prospect of a bride of supposed 'impure blood' than they are to once of impure virtue, lack of morals, and lack of self-respect. A Malfoy must respect himself or herself above all else. That includes blood status.

A short story. Remus , a college professor is about to find out that Moony is a published writer- without Remus' knowledge or consent- for a 'modern witch's' magazine. His indiscreet articles are about Remus and Curly, and how Moony wants to mate Hermione, err, Curly, and Teddy wants her as his mommy. Bad Wolf Series story- pls only mature readers.

In the LONG ANTICIPATED SEQUEL to The Travesty of Human Fallibility, we learn The Definition of Human Unreliability, as Ophelia's been kidnapped, Draco and Harry are on the run, and Hermione and Ginny are left to pick up the pieces. But guess who's here to help? "Just call me Mr. Wonderful," Blaise Zabini said smoothly, swaggering into the room. HDr, GWBZ

There's a Halloween Festival to plan and somehow, Hermione has gotten stuck working the Kissing Booth. Draco Malfoy has a thing for Hermione Granger; will all those boys she's kissing finally cause Draco to tell her how he feels?

Hermione Granger is well known for her Intelligence and logical reasoning. She likes to think that she can predict the decisions of someone once she analyses them. However, no amount of thinking could have prepared her for this. Maybe seeing Draco 'formerdeatheater' Malfoy in a muggle cafe in bloody muggle London would end up to be the biggest shock of her life. R&R - COMPLETE

Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn't a clue.

Narcissa suggests that Draco and his new wife seek couples counseling. Hermione has a thing or two she'd like to suggest to her meddling mother-in-law.

Draco and Hermione find out some big news about their daughter, and Draco isn't feeling particularly grand about it.

'Pansy decides to surprise Draco and shows up unannounced at the Manor, but she'll be the one surprised.' Crazy!Pansy. Dramione. One-Shot.

Draco has always been a fan of strawberry cheesecake. So much so that he doesn't even realize that it's one of the things making him gain a "pooch" (a belly). He then tries to lose the weight by doing strenuous Muggle exercise but that proves unproductive since he continues to reward his hard work by eating a slice.

Draco goes to India to get away from things, who should he meet but Hermione Granger? The story of how the magic of India brings our two favorite people together. Dramione; my first Harry Potter fic. DracoxHermione

In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.

Charlie's home for Ginny's wedding, and he's looking forward to sowing a few wild oats. But, Merlin's beard, are all the fields already being ploughed?

An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.

Draco confesses everything to a very unlikely source.

Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi

When going for a job interview, Rose never expected her interviewer to be Scorpius Malfoy. She also didn't expect half of what goes on in her interview. /slight RoseScorpius. For the characterization competition.

Hermione and Draco get caught up in a battle of the sexes but not everybody is playing fair.

Hermione has a list of 20 things to do & only 6 months to do them. She asks a group of former Slytherins, called 'The Vipers' to help her with her tasks, but she should know that with a den of snakes, nothing is free, for one always has to pay the piper.

A grand romantic gesture for Hermione would be a guy making a thousand paper cranes by hand that would permit her to a wish. First story. DHr.

There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries

Hermione awakes to find herself at the mercy of two Slytherin bad boys. Smut ensues. Warnings: strong lemon, light bondage, language. DM/HG/BZ

This is the third and final instalment of my CharlieHermione trilogy.It is the sequel to Licking His Lip, and Twinkling Eyes and Cheshire Grins. What happens with Charlie and Hermione now? Who's Alin? Or Irena? Rated for mild language. Rating Might change

AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi

Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

So these are going to be stories about lesbians girls Hermione, Ginny, Luna or more discovring their sexual desires and just having alot of fun All with explicit sex, sex, sex lol

AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?

There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.

Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.

post DH but not epilogue compliant. Hermione is a talented lawyer but her patience will be put to the test when she becomes the Malfoys' family lawyer. Will she find love amongst the insane antics of the Malfoys or will she go crazy herself?

The war is over, but life isn't what Hermione expected it to be. With Harry and Ginny's wedding and Ron's love of the limelight, who is going to help her realize that love is what makes life worth living...DMHG

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

Hermione is distracted by Charlie's body and suntan lotion.

Harry and Hermione spend one drunken night together, when their relationships with Ginny and Ron are on the rocks...too bad one night wasnt enough. And what will they do now Hermione is pregnant? DH compatible but scraps the epilouge!

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr

When a group of 7th year Slytherins get together making bets, the possibilities are endless...rated M for future chapters...DMHG...Now Complete!

Hermione gets a love letter from Sirius. Harry and Ron, very stupid. Reviews please. This is a love story between Hermione and Sirius. Ever wonder why a muggle like her is so brilliant with magic? Find out why...

COMPLETE! This is a sequel to Licking His Lips, and prequel to Dragons and Hearts. What happens when the weasleys find out about Hermione and Charlie, and then of course, Hermione's parents, and her two older brothers...Charlie&Hermione

Post OoTP will have HPB Spoilers. Harry decides that he wants to be in control and away from Dumbledore's Manipulations. Appearences and perceptions are changing, true faces are shown, secrets revealed. Independant, dark, not evil. Grims and Heritage.

SEQUEL UP! It was dark when Charlie Weasley stepped off of the muggle bus in the small town East of the Burrow. He looked around him nervously and licked his lips. He had a tendency to do that when he was nervous. Hermione? Hi, How are you?HGCW fic

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

What do you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night? COMPLETE Various Pairings - Slash, Het, Femslash

(COMPLETE!) Hermione’s Aunt is going to Hogwarts because she needs somebody to be her ‘Guinea Pigs’, and of course, only Dumbledore is kind enough to let anybody experiment with his students (DMHG)

COMPLETE! Draco and Hermione want each other, but don't want to give up their reps, but don't realize they already have. A story with an exciting turn goes from a comedic relationship to a painful one.

What if Hermione was an Ezil Wis, a Human with wings? who will help her learn to survive? What if she found a whole new family in the weridest of places? What if the one person who is her soul mate is the one she hates?Dramione, Hanny, RonOCC finished

Complete! Hermione runs away when her heart is broken. She flees to Chicago and becomes friends with the wild Coyotes of the infamous Coyote Ugly bar. Then, someone comes back...

Hermione and Draco look for their lost friend constantly. Just how close are they? A new friendship is formed. Will they ever find out what the other's purpose is in their lives? Let's find out. Rating may go up later. AU

[Complete[Pre HBP]First story.Hermione chooses her friends over her rightful place in her family. Can she still find love in a Slytherin even with her choice?

**Ch27 UP & COMPLETE!!!** Hermione & Draco received a nasty blow to the head & woke up in the hospital wing not knowing each other, but an initial attraction was evident. Could this be the start of something new? PLS R&R!!!

**COMPLETE** Harry, Hermione, Ron, Cho, Ginny, and Draco take a road trip (Muggle style!) to celebrate graduation. Romance, resentment, and adventure bloom! R/R! Some beginning D/Hr and Ron/Cho!