Hey! I'm Lnet in case you didn't get that before. My roommate kind of piqued my interest in fanfiction seeing as she reads it a lot, so I thought I'd see what the big hype was all about. Turns out, this stuff is addicting. Anyway, here I am reading fanfiction. I haven't written anything yet, but that doesn't mean that I won't. I'm thinking about it, but seeing as my life is so incredibly flippin' busy at the moment, it's hard for me to have a social life, or any life for that matter. In fact, I'm surprised that I have the time to sit down and write this all out for you. Then again, I don't reallly have the time to be reading fanfiction, either. I guess I kind of just stop time and read . . . well, that is if I could stop time. Obviously, I can't, but I am working on it. That, and teleportation. Those two things right there would make my life a whole heck of a lot easier.

I guess you might like to know a little about me. Let's see . . .

I'm 20. I'm a junior at Eastern Illinois University. I started out as a music major, but quickly switched to German. I live in Hickville, USA, or at least that's what my roommate tells me. She's from Chicago: a.k.a. The City. I'm from central Illinois: a.k.a. Corn. If you ask me, Chicago should just seceed from Illinois and become its own flippin' state. I mean come on! It was almost part of Wisconsin before Illinois got stuck with it. Actually, I don't have anythinig against Chicago. I just like to give my roommie a hard time about it. (Technically, my roommate is from the Chicago-area. Oops, my bad.)

What else would you like to know about me? Let's see . . . oh, I know! How about some random facts! Here we go!

- Lynette is my middle name. Now figure out what my first name is.

- The Wizard of Oz was, is, and will always be my favorite movie of all time.

- I am human. That being said, I will inevitably make mistakes. Get used to it.

- Because I am human, there are things that I regret. Normally, my motto is to learn from what has happened, but there are some things that will not leave my memory.

- One huge regret I have involves a stupid impulse decision to cut my best-friend out of my life. The reasoning: Maturity Levels. The real reason: Bad influences as school. I know that's not an excuse, but it's the truth. I can only hope that one day she will find it in her heart to forgive me. I don't deserve her . . . and I miss her.

- DO NOT take me to a cemetery at night. Period.

- I have a thing for Vampires and men in uniform.

- I detest Elmo, the color pink, and French classes.

- People who don't use their turn signals annoy me. However, I think I may use my turn signal more than needed - like turning left onto a street when you can't turn right or go straight.

- I believe Dora the Explorer, as well as her cousin Diego, are illegal immigrants.

- I love quotes. If you say something funny/profound/stupid and I like it, I will most likely write it down and stick it on the wall of quotes my roommate and I have created in our room.

- Contrary to popular belief, I do love my roommate.

- I am addicted to Veggie Tales.

- I will refer to almost any K-9 as a "puppy" no matter how old they are.

- When I was a whole lot younger, I was blonde. My natural hair color now is a light brown, but I love to dye it, so not many people have seen it.

- I also had long hair - down to my shoulders - when I was in about 5th grade. I didn't like it a whole lot.

- I love hugs. Chances are if you come up and hug me, I’ll hug you right back.

- I am one of the pickiest eaters ever. However, I will try anything once . . . within reason.

- Even though I go to Eastern, I have some U of I pride. This pride refers mostly to their sports teams.

- My roommate, who is from "Chicago," thinks I have a mispronunciation problem. I don’t. But sometimes I pretend I do just to annoy her.

- It amuses me that my roommate will laugh histerically at a tractor getting ready to turn at a four-way stop.

- I believe that the words "gay" and "retard" should be taken out of everyday conversation. They are rude and insulting.

- I love to dance. (Ballroom dance, mind you.) Sometimes I dance by myself when I'm alone in our room at school.

- Do not play Disney Trivia with me . . . unless you feel like losing.

- I believe that almost every villain’s song/music in just about any movie will end up being the best song/music of the entire movie.

- I believe that toilet paper should be fed over the roll.

- Camp is what I dictate my summer schedule around. Therefore, if you ask me to do something, and it falls on a camp date, I will not do it.

- I come with my own dictionary. For instance: I frequently turn nouns into verbs and then get other people to use them. Serially.

- I also come with my own sound effects. For instance, right after I climb up onto my bed, I will normally say "Oof!" or something to that effect.

- I love taking/being in pictures.

- I have to eat whenever I'm watching a movie . . . no matter how gory it is.

- I think ouch . . . nevermind.

Alright. So there you have it. That's me in a somewhat misshapen nutshell.