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Joined 07-10-11, id: 3060950, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 4 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Ironman, and Sherlock.

Hi my name's Jo. I probably won't write that many fics, if any, however I have been using FF.Net for a while now and decided to set up and account so that I could show my support to the excellent authors out there.

I read a lot of Stargate SG-1 and a few Atlantis fic. I'm a HUGE jack/sam shipper and love fics with Sam in Atlantis but still managing to stay in contact with Jack.

I also read and watch Sanctuary because lets face it Amanda Tapping is amazing and so is Jonathan Young. And some NCIS and Star Trek Voyager whenever the mood takes me. I have recenty started to read Ironman.

Stargate Quotes:

Daniel: We're in no rush.

Quartus: I'm sure the hostages would disagree with that.

Daniel: They're fine. We're not going to hurt them!

[Teal'c gives him a look.]

Daniel: Unless you get cute, in which case there's gonna be killin'...and...whatnot.

"Operation 'This Will Most Likely End Badly' is a go."

Daniel: I'm Daniel. It means, uh, "God is my judge".
O'Neill: I'm Jack. It means... What's in the box?

CARTER: The asteroid has an irregular shape, but we've calculated its length from end-to-end to be approximately 137 kilometers.
O'NEILL: I've seen this movie. It hits Paris.

Prior: We are beacons on the road to enlightenment.
Mitchell: No, you're a dark side intergalactic encyclopedia salesman and unfortunately the home office hasn't been up front with you. ...
Jackson: Nice work on the metaphor.
Mitchell: Thank you.

McKay: "We need the Zed-Pee-Em to power the gate."
O'Neill: "Huh?"
Daniel: "Zee-Pee-Em. He's Canadian."
O'Neill (to McKay): I'm sorry.

"It's hard to say."
"Some sort of state secret?"
"No, just difficult to pronounce."

"Any intelligence capable of engineering something like that has to be capable of reason."
"Question is; will they listen?"
"Well the real question is; will they have ears?"

"Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness."
"Have you considered Jonas Quinn?"
"Now I know you've been practicing, but I still can't tell…is that a joke?"

"He can't be more than fifteen years old. Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has, somehow, regressed more than 30 years overnight?"
"Stranger things have happened."
"Name but one."
"Well, there was the time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all swapped bodies."

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Kit by Hedwig-hoots reviews
Harry wakes up on his 17th birthday to an unusual inheritance, one he can't explain. So he travels, in the hope of finding someone who can explain it. Slash. HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,949 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry and his New Family II – New Life by grugster reviews
Sequel to "Harry and his new family"! A big crisis haunts the Snape-Dumbledore family. Will they be able to overcome it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,082 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Reunion by midnightread reviews
Carter's been invited to her high school reunion but isn't sure if she wants to go. Can O'Neill change her mind? Takes them through the reunion and beyond. Based sometime around season 5. Chapter 31 is rated M but can be skipped S/J
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,323 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Hay Wain by A Benediction reviews
Much of Sherlock's past is ugly and troubled, as John abruptly finds out - and almost wishes he hasn't. Yet maybe he can be the one to reconcile that past with the present and future? **Some scenes will be of a disturbing nature** Please read & review
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,949 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Domestic Analysis by somethinginthewayful reviews
Sequel to "The Long Way Home" - Sherlock and Molly start to settle into domesticity after the ordeals of Reichenbach, but difficulties inevitably start to arise when Sherlock finds himself cast in the role as boyfriend, and Molly has to get them through
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,494 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Different Universe by btch sprinkles reviews
Post-war, Harry goes on a path of self-discovery after his marriage to Ginny ends. Eventually married to Severus Snape, Harry finally feels happy. It's at this moment when Unspeakables present Harry with a unique proposition, they can turn back time and destroy the horcruxes, thereby destroying the Dark Lord before James and Lily are killed. What will that do to his future SSxHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,576 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Perspective by shadowcat012
"When she had woken that morning, she'd never imagined this would be something that terrified her today. Because she was terrified; and not for herself or any of the civilians caught in the crossfire. Only two people mattered." :movieverse: SPOILER ALERT
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Fear Not by couchbarnacle reviews
Ex-Army Doctor, Fluffy Kitten, Adorable Hedgehog, Three Continents John Watson meets the only person who has ever disapproved of him: Mummy Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anthony by truemizzie reviews
John's son broke all of Sherlock's rules, and when they met, Sherlock changed from the borderline sociopath most people thought he was to something that John had trouble describing... Godfather!Sherlock. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,242 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Come to the Edge by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Three years later Sherlock returns to only to find everything is different, especially John. Perhaps the only way to repair their friendship is to turn it into something more. Eventual Sherlock/John. Spoilers for series 1 and 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,071 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never To See The Stars Again by YourLoyalBlogger reviews
Post Reichenbach Fic. All the things that were missed. The reactions, the funeral, the fights, the movement, the reunion. Warnings for : Character "death" spoilers, blood? Emotions?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 84 - Words: 120,974 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Long Way Home by somethinginthewayful reviews
Picks up after the Christmas party in ASiB, Molly is attacked leaving her spending the night with John and Sherlock at 221B. Weeks later the events of The Fall take place, Molly and Sherlock grow closer as he struggles with faking his death. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,559 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
When We Stand Together by Lying In An Angels Arms reviews
AU. Mycroft's parents die and Mycroft is left in charge of four year old Sherlock. Gregory Lestrade just wants the four year old to stop sneaking into crime scenes, and maybe for Mycroft to give him his number. Mystrade. Told in Drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
There are no easy endings by s.cinnamon reviews
A straight-up, complete alternative ending to The High Lord. A bit more of the infamous Ichani cruelty. What would happen if Sonea fell into Kariko's hands, and how would Akkarin react? The Epilogue is posted - one year on!
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,611 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - High Lord Akkarin, Sonea - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 5,793 - Follows: 1,702 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love in Darkness by For the Dreamers reviews
Sam goes on a mission that will change her life and Jack is the one to be there for her... Always. This is my first story so please please please review. FOR ALL THE DREAMERS...WHO WISH STARGATE WAS REAL SO THEY COULD JOIN IT AND KICK GOA'ULD ASS.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Sherlock's Bane by toggledog reviews
While investigating a case, Sherlock is sexually harassed by the new DI, who also happens to be John's friend. At first to everyone but Sherlock it is seen as harmless flirting, but then it starts getting more obscene... WARNINGS: RAPE,VIOLENCE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,104 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Too Close to Holmes by bulmablue-eyes reviews
Donovan goes to Sherlock to call him in on a case Lestrade is desperately trying to protect him from. Warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,892 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Behind the hidden panel by snapeophil reviews
Sonea has managed to flee from Regin and his gang. She hides in a tunnel behind a hidden panel only to be found by none other than her guardian. What happens then? Smut! Rated M!
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/17/2011 - High Lord Akkarin, Sonea - Complete
All's Well that Ends Well by iwrite4fun reviews
Samantha Carter and SG-1 have a run in with NCIS that results in not just one, but two dead bodies, one year apart. How will Jack O'Neill react to having to bail his wife out of NCIS custody, not once but twice? And why do dead bodies follow Sam around?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,965 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
What Will the Future Hold: Family by fems reviews
What happens with the family now that Jack and Sam are finally together? Sequel to "What Will the Future Hold?"
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,267 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] OC - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 5,744 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Brother's Betrayal by Chereche reviews
The second, less famous and misunderstood son of Lily and James Potter, reaches his breaking point when he finds that he cannot trust the only person he ever looked up to, his own brother. Can their relationship survive his brother's betrayal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
What Will the Future Hold? by fems reviews
Sam's engagement to Pete Shanahan causes friction between her and the other men in her life, especially between her and a certain General. What happens if a woman from Jack's past shows up? Will their relationship finally change or will Sam...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 80 - Words: 327,578 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] Pete S., OC - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 533 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The One I Run To by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes safety takes on a strange meaning, but Harry always knew cupboards were safe. He just never knew that he would one day associate Snape along with cupboards and the safety and sense of security they always brought him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And Still Can't Stop Hoping by Samantha Aswad reviews
AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 4,020 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,248 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
It Starts as a Summer by breannatala reviews
A Snape adopts Harry fic. 12 year old Harry is abandoned when the Dursleys go on vacation and Snape is persuaded to take harry in. From there, everything slowly changes. IN PROGRESS. Temp. Hiatus so I can finish planning and rewrite parts of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,448 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Different Life by Charma1219 reviews
Severus Snape reluctantly saves 5-year-old Harry Potter from his relatives
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,564 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Web of Lies by Star Polaris reviews
After GoF Harry is feeling depressed, seeing how the Dursley are treating him, Dumbledore decides to take him in. To which lengts will the headmaster go to insure their safety?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 66,718 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
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Family reviews
The first thing Sherlock Holmes did after jumping off the roof of Saint Barts was visit his mother. No one came to tell Mycroft about his death he read it in the paper the next day.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Missing
What goes through Sherlocks head during his time away. Set after Richenbach Fall. Possible continuation from my previous Fic, Family, but you don't have to read it to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Reunion reviews
What Happens when Jack brings an old friend to the SGC? How will Sam react? Bits of S/J ABANDONED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,556 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - J. O'Neill
Daddy's Little Girl reviews
There are only 3 rules that all stark industrie employees must follow
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete