HEEEEEEEEY GUYS!!!

So this is slytherindaughterofhephaestus (otherwise known as WAFFLE!!) and randomgirldadada (otherwise known as WATSON!!) any who this is an account that we decided to make together so any of our co written stories should be here except for Percy Jackson Fairy Tales because I just thought about this right now and we had already posted the story on Watson's profile...Any ways just wanted to let you all know who we were and you should totally check out our stories that we write separately but also check this once in a while in case we get a crazy idea like taking over the world or something...no just kidding, if we get anymore story ideas and decide to write 'em together they will probably be here!!!

Just so you all can get an idea of how crazy we are...some of our most um...peculiar moments in school etc...

-Watson: Oh my gosh! Is that a leaf?

-Waffle: Love cannot be created or destroyed...oh wait, that's matter...never mind

-Watson: Did you just called me a cookie?

-This is Watson singing off and life sucks!

-Watson: I coughed you retard?

-Watson: I can't draw a tomato, can I draw an eggplant instead?

-Watson: Shut up nerd!

-Watson: Holy cupcakes in space!

-Watson: Suck it you nerds!

-No! Not in the sink! (Watson meant water fountain but she was having an off day I guess...)

-Watson: I loose stuff, most of the time it's my mind...but it always comes back...and then I loose it again...

-Watson: I'm Phantastic Phil!

-WAffle: The answer is plant

-Watson: Ventriloquist is the word

-Waffle: What is the answer to- PLANT!

-Waffle: It's always Muffins, Watson

-Waffle: Sorry, we don't do threesomes...

Watson: I don't do twosomes!

Cupcake: So you do it with yourself...(Cupcake is another friend of ours from school)

-Waffle: I just lost all the little respect I had for you

-Waffle: It's called pressure...learn it, love it, inflict it!...ooooh i like that one Imma keep it

-Watson: So it's trying to kill you

-Waffle: She thinks she's amazing...(speaking of Wason)

Cupcake: Me too! (speaking about herself)

-Watson: How do you spell applesauce? It's 2 words right?

Cupcake: What would I wear instead of applesauce? Uhm...CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!

Waffle: -_0...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Can't eat pigs, swine flu...

Can't eat chicken, bird flu...

Can't eat beef, mad cow...

Can't eat eggs, salmonella...

Can't eat fish, metal poisoning in water...

Can't eat fruits and vegetables, e-coli...

I believe that leaves chocolate and ice-cream!

If you like chocolate repost this in your profile...We already do this...word of advise...Watson stop eating candy! You get twitchy...

Only someone who isn't crazy would think their crazy but someone who is crazy would say they were crazy. make sense?

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

How to take over the world
1.Collect as many corpses as possible
2.Get ahold of either nanotechnolgy or dark magic to reanimate those same corpses
3. Purchase a white cat and name him Señor Tinkles
4. Stroke Señor Tinkles while sitting in a large leather spinning chair
5. When no one is looking secretly spin around in that same chair while saying"Weeeeee!"
6. When your sectratery comes in compose yourself and quickly demand why she is back so early from her lunch break
7. Create an army of mutante turles that will fight along side your zombies with pride (Thank you greekdemigod15)
8. Destroy all those you try to oppose you with bendy straws. And they must be bendy
9. Threaten the others with death by turtles
10. Infiltrate the U.S. government
11. When they ask you how you did it say they left the front door open
12. Recruit all of your friends by telling them its a science project and them fill them with nanobots to make them android killing machines
13. When they ask what happened wave two fingers in front of their face and say "These are not the droids you're looking for"
14. Everyday at 12 eat a peanut butter sandwich
If you complete all these steps you will be ruler of the world! Or get arrested.

MIXICO WILL BE CREATED!!!

Funny quotes from books we've both read:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The lightning Thief :

- "I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets have responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing." (Percy)

-“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.” (Percy)

-“Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?” (Percy)

-“How did you die?"
"We er...drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub.” (Percy and Charon)

-"Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I tought. And make you sing soprano for a week" (Percy)

-"You drool when you sleep." (Annabeth and Percy)

The Sea of Monsters:

-“The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
"It was probably important to her.” (Percy and Annabeth)

-“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.” (Hermes and Percy...take the immortality thing and put in Mexican and you got Waffle's family)

-“We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Sorry," she murrmured.
"S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like.” (Percy and Annabeth)

-“Hermes gazed up at the stars. 'My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the Internet--” (Hermes and Percy)

-“I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. ” (Percy)

-“Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig."
"Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.” (Percy and Annabeth)

“Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "clean" it, and suddenly you can't find anything? And even if nothing is missing, you get that creepy feeling like somebody's been looking through your private stuff and dusting everything with lemon furniture polish?” (Percy)

-“Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly. "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness." He headed outside and started calling, "Here, donuts!” (Tyson)

-“I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to
school for Career Day.” (Percy)

-“You weren't able to talk sense into him?"
Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death."
I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.” (Hermes and Percy)

-“Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.” (Percy)

-“Thalia had been turned into a pine tree when she was 12. Me... well, i was doing my best not to follow her example. I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if i were ever in the verge of death. Plankton, maybe. Or a floating patch of kelp.” (Percy)

-“Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself."
"Are you trying to tempt me?"
"Ha-ha.” (Annabeth and Percy)

-Yeah," the jogger said. "Listen-I know, but... I don't care if he is chained to a rock with vultures pecking at his liver, if he doesn't have a tracking number, we can't locate his package...A gift to humankind, great... You know how many of those we deliver-Oh, never mind. Listen, just refer him to Eris in customer service. I gotta go.” (Hermes)

-“There was Tyson moving into the Poseidon cabin, giggling to himself every fifteen seconds and saying, "Percy is my brother?" like he'd just won the lottery." (Percy)

-“You'd think he'd ran out off rocks," I muttered” (Percy)

-“My fatal flaw is hubris.
The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?
No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse.
What could be worse than hummus?” (Annabeth and Percy)

The Titan's Curse:

-“Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”

-“Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up.” (Zoe, Percy, Grover)

Mortal Instruments

-"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie." (Jace)

-"Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?"
"Only from ugly people," Jace confided. "The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me." (Jace and Clary)

-'Clary stopped dead in her tracks. "Simon?"
"Oh, God," said Jace, sounding resigned. "And here I'd actually hoped I'd got hold of something interesting." (Jace and Clary)

-Isabelle ignored him. "JACE WAYLAND," she said. "Explain yourself."
Jace was glaring at the cat. "I told you to bring me to Alec! Backstabbing Judas." (Isabel and Jace)

-"If you know how to cook maybe I would eat," Jace muttered.
Isabelle froze, her spoon poised dangerously. "What did you say?"
Jace edged towards the fridge. "I said I'm going to look for a snack to eat."
"That's what I thought you said." (Isabel and Jace)

-She shrugged. "All right. Are you going to come back? Do you want any soup?"
"No," said Jace.
"Do you think Hodge will want any soup?"
"No one wants any soup."
"I want some soup," Simon said.
"No, you don't," said Jace. "You just want to sleep with Isabelle."
Simon was appalled. "That is not true."
"How flattering," Isabelle murmured into the soup but she was smirking.
"Oh, yes it is," said Jace. "Go ahead and ask her—then she can turn you down and the rest of us can get on with our lives while you fester in miserable humiliation." He snapped his fingers. "Hurry up, mundie boy, we've got work to do." (Jace, Isabel, and Simon)

-He stood up. "One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually, he offered to wake you up himself, but since it's five a.m. I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at."
"Meaning you?"
"What else?" (Jace and Clary)

-"What does it mean?"
Jace's grin was a white flash in the darkness. "It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234." (Jace and Clary)

-The rat, huddled in the hollow of her palms, squeaked glumly. Delighted, she hugged him to her chest. "Oh, poor baby," she crooned almost as if he really were a pet. "Poor Simon, it'll be fine, I promise—"
"I wouldn't feel too sorry for him," Jace said. "That's probably the closest he's ever gotten to second base." (Jace and Clary)

-"No. I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's less of a threshold and more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer. But I do easily get bored." He squinted at her." Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived you'd get dressed up in a nurse's outfit and give me a sponge bath?"
"Actually I think you misheard," Clary said. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath."
Jace looked involuntarily over at Simon, who smiled at him widely. "As soon as I'm back on my feet handsome."
"I knew we should have left you a rat," said Jace. (Jace, Clary, and Simon)

-"In the future, Clarissa," he said, "it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed to avoid such tedious situations."
"You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded looking shaken.
"Ridiculous isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit."
"I didn't invited him into bed," Clary snapped. "We were just kissing."
"Just kissing?" Jace's tone mocked her with its false hurt. "How swiftly you dismiss our love." (Jace, Clary, and Simon)

-"It's the Mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl," said Isabelle. (Isabel)

-"I see," said Jace. "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?" (Jace)

-She turned back to Jace. "Do you have to be so--," she began, but stopped when she saw his face. It looked stripped down, oddly vulnerable.
"Unpleasant?" he finished for her, "Only on days when my adoptive mother tosses me out of the house with instructions never to darken her door again. Usually, I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn't end in y." (Jace and Clary)

COMING SOON:

-How To Educate A Greek (DragonBall Z fic)

In a world where idiotic Percy Jackson fans have no idea of the wonders of the DragonBall Z universe, one writer will make it her misson to educate them. Hey guys! It's me, randomgirldadada, and I'm going to educate my Watson (greekdemigod15) on the magic of the DragonBall Z universe! Greekdemigod15: This is gonna be hell... I still don't get why they just don't get a lamp!

- The Pirate King (PJO fic)

Percy, a young prince, runs away at the age of 16 to avoid the forced union with a neighboring country's princess. 6 years later he captains The Trident, a fierce battleship of ferocious pirates. With his loyal crew they embark on a quest for the most bountiful booty (gd15: hihihi 'booty' rgddd:shakes head in shame) on these 7 seas, where they encounter Amazons, cyclops, satyrs, nymphs, and a group of rival pirates that will stop at nothing to destroy The Trident's crew.

-Come Play With Us... As If You Had A Choice (PJO Fic)

Welcome random Fanfiction fans! Today you are in for a treat! We have your favorite demigods locked up in our T.V Station to play Truth or Dare as we make them do our bidding by playing our ridiculous game. Help us torture our favorite characters :)

-In Another Life (PJO fic...no it has nothing to do with Katy Perry's song)

What happens after death? (Nico shut up!) Where do we go? What do we do? What do we see? Is there an actual life after death? The answer is we are born again, this time to live our lives again, this time free of the restrains of our past lives. But what happens when we live all these lives all at once? What happens when one of us dies? Read to find out...

-Just Disappear

When Leo's long lost grandfather dies no one seems to care, not even Leo himself. But then he receives a strange transmission on his laptop Leo's world is turned upside down. Leo's grandfather is alive and, well, he wants Leo to join the family business. One one condition, a small condition, so small it is minuscule... He must disappear.

-Being Normal

Rachel thought she was normal. Well as normal as the kid of a business tycoon can be. But when she starts getting wild visions of the future she's dropped into a world she never knew existed. Where werewolves, witches, and vampire's reign supreme where can a young seer fit in?