What the heck do you put for a profile?

i have no idea, so here's some random things

1.um... i... am part of the Percy Jackson fandom? am i?

2. i wear clothes

3. i have hair

5. you didn't notice there is no number 4, lol

6. i am... 269 years old...

4. what do you see? this is a 7

82. i'm not an android...?

94. yes, i am absolutely crazy

oh, and another thing. i like long stories...? but i'm impatient, so i don't like long chapter or long paragraphs. it's just so hard for me to keep reading them before i skip onto the next... thing.

Oh, yeah. um... so... i have a co-writer for most of my stories. She is crazy. and in an insane asylum (not. but still. i had to say that). you should check her out. all of her stories are co-written by me. but i still take all credit. Anyhoo, her account is 0306violingirl. YAY I SAID IT BE HAPPY.

furthermore, i don't publish stories. i try, but my thing hates me.

also, i don't 'favorite' or 'like' stories (other than mine). i just feel like i keep reading all of them. i read too many. but you will know if i like your story or not. i will tell you.

also, when i put a smiley face :) then that means i like your story.

and i hate it when people abandon their stories. if you wish to abandon your story, at least tell your faithful readers that you're abandoning your story, and then outline the story plot you were gonna type before abandoning it. i am a curious person so i wish to know what would have happened.

if you put your story on hiatus SAY SO

that way i don't totally freak when you don't update in a while.

STORY SUGGESTIONS APPRECIATED!!!!! I SHIP ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. SO ANY GOOD STORY YOU READ PLEASE TELL ME. IT IS SUPER IMPORTANT THAT THOSE STORIES ARE COMPLETE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT STORIES ARE GOOD TO READ!!!!!!!! PLEASE TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

... that was a tad dramatic...

TELL ME ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY