AU. OC: Graces Malfoy, Draco's twin sister. Neville, with his usual bad luck, ends up partners with Graces Malfoy for Herbology, just after landing her father in Azkaban, after the Ministry ordeal. Will this partnership prove to be as awful as it sounds? 6th year. Rated M for sexual content.

Fem!Bilbo has synesthesia. Sounds are like touches for her. She learnt to live with it... and then Gandalf invited her on an adventure in the company of dwarves. Their voices torture her, especially the majestic voices of the Durin line, which inflames her to no end. Originally written for The Hobbit Kink Meme.

Is everything really as it seems to Thorin and company when they meet Bilbo. I do so love reading the comments you leave me :D Will end up containing mentions of Durincest and slash if this isn't your thing please don't read and flame me.

Smaug never attacked. Erebor never fell. The company never formed. But Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure, damn it, because despite being very respectable indeed he can't help but do the right thing when faced with an orphaned dwobbit child. A hobbit is coming to the Lonely Mountain, the dwarves will just have to deal with it.

Rory is completely useless when it comes to defending herself. So when she's thrown into middle earth she doesn't know much apart from her mothers cryptic message about her father, that she's shrunk and that Fili quite possibly owns the most attractive moustache she's ever seen. Inspired by The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by kiliyousosilly. Fili/OC.

She could feel his heat radiating from his chest, on to her back as he hovered over her. Determined to show no fear in the face of his dominance, she adjusted her shaky limbs as his claws came around either side of her body "Little lamb, your fear smells sweet" A cloud of smoke circled her neck and she looked over her shoulder at his ardent face as he spoke. "You should be afraid"

It's every prince's dream wish. A harem for his birthday. When King James and Queen Lily gift their son, Harry, with a harem he was embarrassed. When they kissed for the first time he was aroused. It wasn't until he got to know them that he began to think that this was a bad idea. What do you get when you have seven men fighting over one delectable prince? A Harem Full of Trouble.

Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

Jim drags Leonard to a dance club on an alien pleasure planet during a shore leave. Surely nothing good can come from a place where masks are mandatory, but shirts are not. Leonard could never have guessed what his decisions that night would lead to. Warning: language, alcohol, unprotected anonymous sex, minor character death, execution imagery

When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? But certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. (Being Edited)

Ivan is a struggling fisherman and one day while out fishing in his boat, he comes across a lone merman who appears to have been separated from the rest of his kind. The merman, while kind, doesn't seem to be able to speak and Ivan can only guess at what his name is, where he came from, and why the merman sticks around the harbor instead of trying to get home.

Follow Mary Bennet in her quest to discover her true self, as unlikely friendships are formed, tentative romances occur, and matchmaking attempts run wild. Also featuring Kitty, and minor Austenian heroines. Now complete.

The benevolent will of Gwaihir the Windlord, the unshakable loyalty of a hobbit, and the help of Lord Elrond change the course of the history of Erebor by seeing Thorin Oakenshield returned as King under the Mountain. Slow build, AU- canon divergence, everyone lives, book spoilers, Thilbo.

After the battle of Azanulbizar, the remnants of Durin's Folk settled in Ered Luin, and laboured hard to build a new life there. But one day, Riders from the south came looking for skilled stonemasons. The Orcs, driven from the Misty Mountains, were now raiding Rohan; and the Hornburg, the refuge of the Eorlingas, was crumbling. Thorin and his companions set out with the Riders...

Bilbo Baggins was bound to be a rather odd hobbit, seeing as his mother was a Took. They just never expected his oddities to be...quite like this. It began as a little sprout of hair from the tip of Bilbo's chin, at the tender age of twenty-one. Bilbo/Dwalin, chance of Bilbo/Dwalin/Thorin.

Smaug never came. Thorin is King Under the Mountain. Erebor remains in tact as is Dale, and Thorin's people thrive. Fili and Kili have a baby sister, Gili, of whom they are proud, protective and jealously guard with their lives. Angst, feels and Durincest abound! Slow to build. Hopefully worth the wait.

After BoFA, a deal is to be made between the Shire and Erebor - all due to Bilba's suggestion. Hobbits are asked to migrate to heal the land Smaug destroyed. And Fili? He was just trying to reinforce intercultural relations.

Mary Bennet strikes off to find her own life outside of Longbourn. She finds many new things and adventures as a governess to a mysterious Lord's ward. Is love perhaps in the future of the last 'Miss Bennet?

Harry is an Omega and he hates it. It's not all bad, but he's unhappy that his status as an Omega limits what he can do in life. Harry/Neville Slash. Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics. Please read warnings in first chapter. Rated M!

After crashing on an alien planet, half-vulcan Nick Valentine is trapped with the one person he wanted to forever avoid. As the days go by, things start to look genuinely friendly between the two before a strange onset of symptoms overwhelm Nick. What's happening to him, and what will become of the new found friendship between the halfling and his vulcan? M/M

Sequel to 'Lords and Ladies.' Sigrid - the eldest child of Bard, Lord of Dale - has been fighting off marriage proposals for months. Then one day an unexpected suitor comes to the door...

FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!

The Valar work in mysterious ways.

Bofur found out Dwalin's secret quite by accident, the second (or was it the third?) time Dwalin saved his life.

When James Potter died, he didn't expect to get sent inside his son's mind by The Great Lady Fate to "change the future for the better". With him helping Harry, together they'll go to Hogwarts, ruin the Old Goat's plans and maybe save some people along the way. The Wizarding World will never know what hit them. AU, slash, lemons, character bashing, prankster!Harry, many pairings.

In the Midlands, all is not well. The King is weak and under the spell of Prince Loki of Asgard. It's up to the Warlords and their Thanes to protect the kingdom. Thane Philip Coulson runs Lord Fury's holding, but he never expects to find himself married to Lord Clinton Barton as part of a plan to thwart Loki's yet unknown scheme. Part 1 of the Medieval 'Vengers Verse

Kili promised his brother he would always be with him. But Kili dies, leaving Fili alone and king of Erebor. However, Fili finds that his brother found a most unexpected way to keep his promise. The birth of his brother's child would change Fili's life forever and for the better.

Darcy and Clint decide to bar hop and act as each others' wingman. At the end of the night, Darcy goes home with someone she didn't expect. Set before Love Is An Embarrassing Thing.

The mid-winter celebration in the Shire is a time for family to come together, but our favorite hobbit doesn't have anyone to celebrate with. A band of Dwarves and a batty old wizard are about to change that. Eventual Thilbo Bagginshield

Heartsong/Soulmate AU. Another sequel to "Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs." Dwalin/Ori romance. For those who wanted our fine Company's Heartsongs expanded upon. A cold winter's night in Erebor, wherein Dwalin is maudlin and Ori is good company. Some violence and past character death mentioned.

(Note: This story is set after Star Trek Into Darkness.) After serving together for two years aboard the Enterprise, Chekov's feelings for Kirk become unavoidable, and the Captain finds it difficult to keep a promise he has made to himself. The beginning of the first Five-Year mission leaves the crew not only discovering strange, new worlds, but also a very different side of Kirk.

Bilbo tries his hand at match-making. What he doesn't expect is to find *his* perfect match in the process... Thilbo and Dwori as a side pairing; Lots of fluff. Also I should probably mention... it's VERY slow-build. Pain-stakingly so. *Now Complete.*

Clint thought he and Darcy had a pretty easygoing friendship. He has to rethink their relationship after digging around her playlists…

Lyla Baggins, a respectable hobbit, with a Tookish streak, agrees to follow a group of dwarves far to the East, over ranges and rivers, to reclaim their homeland. Her mission is simple: defeat a dragon and convince the leader of the company, Thorin Oakenshield, to trust her. That may prove difficult, though, since he doesn't even know that she's a girl.

For an Avengerkink prompt. Tony's arc reactor is fairly invasive and must have other side effects beyond the palladium poisoning. What if, as a result, Tony is unable to respond to a call to Assemble but the team doesn't know why? Misunderstandings all around! Que angst and h/c!

Captain Tony Stark has found himself in a strange time and place. Billionaire, genius Steve Rogers has no idea what to do with a man from the past. Together perhaps they can teach each other a little about the past and future.

Bofur enjoys being single, but his workmate Thorin keeps setting him up on bad blind dates. Fed up, he bribes his friend Nori into pretending to be his boyfriend in hopes that it will make Thorin leave him be. But, fake-dating Nori has its own set of complications and Bofur realizes he might have to go all-in on a chance to win Nori's heart for real. (Modern AU. Nofur. SMUT.)

Darcy Lewis has just started to figure out this whole being a SHIELD agent thing, when some jerkwads snatch her off the street and start getting needle happy. Seriously, what is up with that? Oh, and also, it's not easy being green. Or, The one where Darcy Lewis becomes the She Hulk.

The shadows gather. To create anew the old friendship between the kingdoms of Rohan and Gondor, a marriage is agreed upon. An unexpected bridegroom, a reluctant princess, and two lives bound together by chance.

Because Tony never does things by half, why would wooing Captain America be any exception? In which Tony's determined, Steve oblivious, Bruce confused, Thor emotional and Natasha 100% done.

There are not many things that surprise Sherlock Holmes. In fact, there is hardly anything. Except for Molly Hooper.

Steve nods and steps forward, offering her his hand. "Steve Rogers, ma'am." "Ma'am?" Darcy snorts, taking his hand and shaking it. "Oh, honey, no. That makes me feel ninety. Darcy is fine." He is positively adorable the way he bashfully looks down at his shoes, still holding her hand, color flushing over his face again. In which Darcy and Steve are neighbors.

Bill Weasley's lycanthropy is worsening, a result of his failed attempt to mark his now ex- wife Fleur as his mate. Can Hermione help him find inner peace before the wolf fully takes control? post-Second Wizarding War, disregards the Epilogue

Joanna McCoy hasn't seen her father in almost 10 years. Now he's returned from his five year mission, she's determined to spend some time getting to know him again, no matter how awkward it is. But she's not the only person in her father's life, she soon realizes, as she begins to see the developing relationship between her father and Captain James Kirk.

Six months into his recovery of literally being stabbed in the back by a Norse God, Tony walked into his apartment and demanded that he move into the Avengers Tower. This set off a chain of events that Agent Phil Coulson wanted to say he never expected. Unfortunately, he couldn't. S.H.I.E.L.D. had a contingency plan for dating Tony Stark. Tony/Phil/Steve MegaSLASH, explicit themes

At the end of despair, when all hope has faded, a woman facing the last moments of her life finds the will to survive rekindled by one whose kind robbed her of it to begin with. Now she must decide which evil is the lesser: stay with the beast, or risk worse by leaving him. She soon finds that the horrors she faced in Isengard were not reserved for those in the breeding pits alone.

Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.

Dwalin can't get Ori out of his mind. Ori can't stop thinking of Dwalin. This can't end well, can it? SLASH. Dwalin/Ori with a hint of Nori/Bofur (if you squint). Complete.

She curtsied, looking slightly ridiculous in her filthy attire. "Tuberose Took of Tuckborough, if'n ye please. Traveling saleswoman and licensed healer. Wares include natural herbal remedies, knit wearables, and the best handmade fudge on this side of Bree." Rating may change. OFC.

Ever since Chekov was sent down to scope out a new planet with the team, he hasn't been acting right, almost like an animal. So naturally McCoy is put in charge of his health and strange behaviour; which just baffles and annoys the doctor at first... But then Chekov's symptoms take a very different turn.

BIfur knows he had changed from what he used to be, ever since that axe incident. He longs for someone that would love him for who he is now., but fears if that love would last at all , considering how he is. When fate throws him a chance to be with his One, will he take the chance?

Steve Rogers has always been an all-American kinda guy. Straight as an arrow. The First Avenger. That man every father wants his daughter bringing home. But when an encounter with current Black Widow Yelena Belova brings out some unexpected... kinks in his psyche, who will Steve turn to? Can Darcy Lewis help him navigate a brave new world of being a perverted romantic?

Hulk gets the guy first. Or so it seems. *slash* Hulk/Steve. Eventual Bruce/Steve. Kindly heed the warnings inside. *COMPLETE*

It isn't that Bruce does not like Steve. It's that Bruce very much can't have Steve, not the way he would like. After all, Captain America is a paragon of command and control. In other words, not submissive. (Or how Bruce is sometimes the least observant scientist in the world.)

Ori's love for Dwalin is greater than any tale. Dwalin's love for Ori is sharper than any blade. Is true love possible when you're as different as ink and steel?

One day whilst in the Blue Mountains, years before the retaking of Erebor, Thorin Oakensheild comes across a tiny Hobbit child whose family has been killed. Having no other choice he takes Bilbo and raises him with Fili and Kili as a dwarf and Prince of Durin. Enter Bilbo, the Hobbit raised by Dwarfs. Includes childhood, adolescents, adulthood, battles, Smaug and annoying Gandalf.

Since Greyback's death and his divorce from Fleur, Bill Weasley's become a man bent on hedonistic self-destruction. But Bill's self-hate is tested by his new-found relationship with Draco Malfoy, who was infected by Greyback, too. Draco's looking for an Alpha, and he wants Bill for the role. Can Bill be that man, though? Healing/Comfort/Romance/Hot Slash. 2013 Bill-Ficathon entry.

.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.

AU Six years after The Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin and fem!Bilbo go back to the Shire that shunned her long ago to show off their family.

Thor wants to go to Coney Island. Bruce agrees to go with him. Thor/Bruce romance.

Flowers bloomed beneath his very feet, and the sun shone upon his head like a halo. As long as Bilbo Baggins walked the lands they would surely be blessed with life for eternity. An AU inspired and based on the myth of Demeter and Persephone. Prompted by Numia22. Thilbo!

Before going on the Quest for Erebor, Thorin's loyal lieutenant Dwalin rescues a dwarf lady. She's beautiful, difficult, and trouble with a capital T, but somehow he can't get her off his mind. (This story was formerly titled "The Adventures of Dwalin the Dwarf." What can I say? I'm lousy at titles.)

Bofur/OC and slightly inspired by Big Fish. Bofur is living in Bree by himself when he meets a hobbit lass. And it is love at first sight, or drink, depending on what happened first. Bofur knows he wants her as his wife, but the lass isn't quite sure about him. Set before the quest to Erebor.

After the battle Ori sets himself to making Dwalin a thank you gift with a surprising consequence.

Thorsdays are ballet days and Dwalin sits and stares at the gorgeous Professor. Went on a trip with mum and sis and while I slid down on waterslides, I had this idea, which I found cute :3 I dunno, I have a thing for big bad ass guys falling for tender small ones!Hope you enjoy!

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme. Thorin/Bilbo

For a kink meme prompt: Dwarf women are rare, and often so intent on their craft, that Thorin has never had the opportunity or inclination to become familiar with the more intimate portions of the female anatomy. When he is finally introduced to that realm of hidden mystery, Thorin is quite... curious. Thorin/Female!Bilbo, humour and awkwardness.

Dwalin and Ori are celebrating their anniversary with dinner…and more adult activities. This is an adult outtake from 'Dreams Of The Future' but can easily be read alone.

[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.

Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.

Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.

Dwalin is a simple dwarf. A warrior loyal to his king and kin. Romantic feelings are things that he has trouble dealing with, and he had never expected they would come in the form of the precious gem that was Ori, with his rare artistic talents.

A Secret Santa gift exchange is organized, with the aid of JARVIS, to include the Avengers & friends. Everyone is pretty excited with their 'Santees', but none moreso than Darcy. She hopes to pull off her ambitious ideas. Steve's gifts leave him amused and slightly confused, especially when he sees who is delivering them. Rated M for coarse language & reference to past violence.

Its so wrong of him. It's so very very wrong. But he can't help himself. The feelings for him keep growing, the attraction doesn't stop. And Thorin knows the other's young. He's young, and he's soft, and he's all curves instead of angles, and curls instead of tight braids. And he can't help but want him. Even if it makes him a perverse lecher. Age-con kinkmeme

Every few years Satedan men who have no partner enter into Hyper Rages, until the Luna cycle ends they have all consuming anger, violence and are a danger to any man seen as a threat. Ronan for his own safety had been moved into an isolation room, Teyla was looking after him but why was Ronan acting so protective and different around Dr. Beckett, who was an un partnered male?

It takes two hours for Clint to get interested by Agent Coulson, two months for him to lust after Coulson, and a year to fall him love with Phil. Surprisingly it takes four years of pining from afar for a bad guy to notice it. ClintxCoulson. Torture and non-con between Clint and an OC. Happy ending I swear.

Bilbo is confused and feels like he doesn't belong to the group of the dwarves (We all know whos fault this is xD). So the dwarves decide to show him, how much he belongs to the group. Soon Thorin grows very jelaous and starts courting Bilbo, who is unaware.

And in the heart of the Lonely Mountain lais Thorin's most prized possession. His crown jewel, known of only by those closest to him, and even then with great reluctance. In the bed of silks and furs, among gold and gems he sleeps, undisturbed by all for fear of the Dwarven King's wrath that should fall on anyone who dares to awaken his burglar. Now with fanart!

The morning after some drunken shenanigans (Thor's fault). Darcy grows an extra hand and tries to solve the Mystery of the Tartan, and Steve gets one up on Tony.

Ronan had accepted during his Runner days that he would not find his life love, he wished the visions of pale skin with unique markings would stop haunting him. Some saw faces, places and smells he had a language and pictures he did not understand, love was not for him but why did he had these un usual feelings when around Dr. Beckett?

Ronon finds some of his people only to loose them. Taking thier young children under his protection Ronon gains more than a family and belonging he finds love.

Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.

Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE

For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.

When Loki comes to Midgard he decides to infiltrate SHIELD in order to understand what he's up against. Loki/Coulson because my sister Rokkis demanded it. All flames go to her. :P Warning: slash and het!

Hermione is stuck in an unhappy marriage. A turn of shocking events changes her life. She is torn over the decision to be loyal to her "husband" or to succomb to the new idea of a happy romance with the man who hates her more than anyone.

After the war, Bill's marriage is quick to fall apart. He realizes only belatedly why, or more specifically, who, is at the heart of his troubles. Bill/Viktor.

In which Chuck writes letters in his head about how not to conduct oneself concerning a certain NSA Major. Set anywhere in S1-2. Oneshot. Casey/Chuck

And branch apart, following wind and road; cross again, and sometimes run side by side. Harry roams. Fenrir ambles. AU.

A sort of different Harry Potter is sorted into Ravenclaw in his first year. Sticks to canon very loosely. Goes through first year and beyond. SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, HPDM, HPNL, HPLL, and other pairings. MATURE readers only please!

A spin-off of Dream Encounters. It's Chekov and Scotty's turn to have a nerdy little romance. Slash, language, sexual content. Scotty/Chekov with a bit of Kirk/Spock for funsies.

HGVK: Viktor soon hopes to retire, but he may only do so if Hermione allows it.

Chuck and Casey have a new mission: Infiltrate a cruise ship and make contact with a C.I.A. asset who has information regarding Fulcrum and the Intersect - as a couple. Chuck has one week to learn how to sell his cover as Casey's boyfriend.

Tony wants to see Jarvis flustered, but gets more than he bargained for. A kinkmeme fic. Yeah. Tony/Jarvis.

Hiccup's a strange, skittish, little kid and Tuffnut's a loud, thuggish kid. The boy Thorston Twin realizes more and more how he feels about little Hiccup and decides to take action; whether the viking wants it or not. -TuffCup --yaoi-NOT for the weak ;3

It's Casey's first Buy More Christmas; stuck in retail hell, he's invited to spend Christmas Day with the Bartowskis, but he has no idea what to get Chuck for Christmas. CONTAINS EXPLICIT M/M SEX. Don't like? Underage? Illegal where you are? Don't read!

Amazing, really--the way you can live your entire life without understanding who you are. Bill ignored the emptiness until Fleur walked out on him. After that, he knew something had to change. And then? ...then there was Viktor. BillxViktor --for Fey

Written for the Live Journal hp cross fest. The prompt was - There is a new Weasley on the way! Arthur's the father and Hermione's the mum. How do the Weasleys react?

It had been years since the Yule Ball, a war had been fought, other relationships come and gone. They were just pen pals, right? Written for Granger Enchanted FQF, for the prompt, "Hermione finds a love poem." Thanks for CF for the beta.

During a mission at a cafe, Chuck learns a little something about Casey that he never expected: Chuck/Casey slash

AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.

If Radek would have been asked to say how the hell it came to be that he, Dr McKay and Colonel Sheppard got together, he would refer to McKay's blatant stealing of one of his shirts and Mr Spock, mutter something in Czech, grin lecherously and then leave