Ultra Zebramanhide bio
 Poll: Do you think I'm funny? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 26 stories for Ed, Edd n Eddy, Slender, and Mortal Kombat. What's up! I'm just a crazy EENE fan. Some of my stories will have the Eds stay in character, some won't. They won't because I put them in increasingly mundane situations, so yeah, I don't think Ed will be a bank robber and still be a lovable idiot. I have a hard time trying to expand my fanfiction diversity (ex. I tried to write a Mortal Kombat fic, but failed) Anyways, I have been on a one and a half year hiatus and have return. Things you should know. Age: 18 (Joined when I was 16) Name: Danny Elkgond. I go by Elkgond. Height: I've grown to be 5'11'' Favorite things: Money, Women, Dumbbells, Weightlifting, Food, TV, EENE, Mortal Kombat, Classical Movies (From the 70s-90s), and occasionally, writing. Life is about the pursuit of happiness, freedom, and personal gain. If you are to busy looking at the negatives, you'll miss the positives. Just take a second in life and enjoy the little things. You may not get accepted to the college of your dreams, or you may not have a job you wished to have had. However, you still have your family. You still have your life. "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute to the strong." -Gandhi My current dream is to become an animator for Pixar, Walt Disney, etc. Then, I want to pitch my own show. Maybe if I can, to HBO cause it's extremely violent. I want to bring cartoons back to the classical age. The Tom & Jerry, Mickey Mouse, hell, even the Johnny Bravos, EENEs, and Powerpuffs. I feel like animation has become rather lackluster now. Regular Show is a snore. Adventure Time is retarded. A lot of cartoons just suck now, even the so-called "good ones". I have gotten hooked to a new anime craze: Sailor Moon (yes I know it's old) This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia | |||||||
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
THE GREATEST MKX FANFICTION EVER reviews
ONE OF THE BEST STORIES YOU'LL READ! PC PLAYER WILL ENJOY IT MORE!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2015
Peach Creek Invaders reviews
Aliens come to take over Peach Creek, but the kids won't back down without a fight. Nazz/Edd Eddy/Sarah in later ch.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 4/9/2013
Eddward reviews
Edd is only 2 letters away from the truth.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Edd
Slender Woman reviews
Slender Man kills his umpteenth victim...Then, he meets the woman of his dream. Can he show compassion for the first time?
Slender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
The Dawn of RAGE reviews
A mission named the Ark was to save us from 99942 Apophis. Only a few were chosen. Now, that I escaped from the Ark, the world is nothing but dust and debris. Also, a mysterious group of people are killing Ark survivors. Based of Bethesda's Rage game.Ep.4
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Edd, Eddy
Eddy Tales Part 2
A sequel to a story I wrote. 5 tales of terror befall upon Peach Creek. Join the Cul-de-Sac kids as the experience the horrors. Names of the stories. 1) The Tall Man (Not to be confused with Slenderman) 2) Rolf's Dirty Secret 3) Nazz's Barbecue 4) The Sick Thing That Kevin Did 5) Edd's Frankenstein. Please review. It helps me a lot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2013
Final Destination: Eddy's Premonition reviews
After Eddy saves the cul-de-sac kids from a train accident, they start to die off in mysterious way. Eddy soon learns that he must find a way to cheat death himself. Will they succeed or will they have a grisly end to their young lives?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Eddy, Edd
Edjustice: Scams Among Us reviews
The Cul-de-Sac kids are all having a fighting tournament, and YOU, the reviewer, decides who can fight who. This is open old CN.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Eds
Feel the Ed! reviews
Their American Dream is bigger than yours.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Eds
Ed Edd N Eddy 8 Mile Rap Battle reviews
Just a rap battle between your favorite TV show characters. Who will win? Eddy, Kevin, Johnny, Ed, or Jimmy(eh). This shouldn't be taken seriously.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Jonny, Eds
Eddy and Nazz reviews
What if love prevail at first sight? Both from a feuding family. Both will realize their love has cost the lives of many others. Death awaits the city of Verona, Italy. A pair of star crossed lovers that were fated for each other. This is Eddy and Nazz. A Romeo and Juliet inspired fanfic
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013
Eddy Tales reviews
A quiet night filled with murder, demons, sex, and nightmares will come to terrify the Cul-de-Sac kids. Anthology series. Rated T for violence and blood
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Eds
The Hunt reviews
We all thought it was a scientific breakthrough. We all thought that our first contact with the fourth kind would be magical. We thought wrong. Now, it attacks us. We must survive.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Eddy
THE WORLD IS YOURS
Eddy is thrust into an underground world when he gets his hands on a brief case. What's in the brief case is the most valuable thing ever. Now, he must maneuver his way beyond a deranged hitman to survive in this tale of love, lost, and lust.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Eddy, Edd
The Edward Show for EEnE reviews
Ed, Edd,N Eddy will host their award show and YOU get to pick who wins. Some awards are Best Fanfic, Best Episode, Funniest Character and many more
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Eds
The Edtimate Fighter reviews
Eddy 'McMoney' Hearing is one of the best fighters in the UFC. However, after a drug overdose he isn't the same. He loses fights more often and he is losing one more thing, friends. Now, he has to give it his all to beat a new foe, life. Short Prologue.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Eddy, Kevin
Rumors Can Hurt reviews
Ed, Edd, n Eddy's friendship are in shambles. The reason is that there is a rumor that they are gay. However, they go on a journey to find out if they are really gay. I'm retiring from fanfiction and going onto fictionpress.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Eds
Eddy Wake reviews
Mix of Ed, Edd, N Eddy and Alan Wake. Eddy Wake a self-made author has a new idea for a story. However, he finds himself in the story and the darkness is out to get him. From the guy who brought you Rumors Can Hurt and E.D. Noir. Ch.1 out.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Eddy, Ed
Big Picture Show 2 reviews
Ed, Edd, N Eddy made a scam that went awry, killing and injuring some kids. Now, the rest of the kids will do anything to kill them at any cost. No.1 rule trust no one.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Eds
Ed's Wildest Night's presents Fright Ed
One-shot. Jimmy is a vampire and Ed must stop his. Sorry for bad summary. T for violence.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Ed, Jimmy
Edman reviews
The disturbing tale of Edman. The superhero that fights a menacing villain. Rated M for violence and language. Warning: Pretty dark and bloody. Also, lots of character deaths. Angst/Adventure mix. Updated Ch. 2
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Eds, Jonny
Paranormal Edtivity reviews
The Eds try to uncover a secret that is haunting them. However, what the find out might be more horrific than anything they've scene. Review and NO FLAMERS! No Anons.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Eds
ED Noir reviews
Ed Edd N Eddy are in a race against time, in 1942, to find a killer. Will they find out or will there be a next victim. I dont own EENE just the story. Updated again Ch.9. I just revamped this story a bit. I just did this do to an old user coming back.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Eds - Complete
Edbola Virus reviews
Sneak peak at my new story. The government has started Agenda 21, a plan to depopulate the human race. Ed, Edd, and Eddy are caught in the middle of it all. Starring Jude Law, Ed, Kevin, Edd, Nazz, Jonny, Eddy, Matt Damon, and Eddy.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Eds
The Fall of Peach Creek reviews
Peach Creek is destroyed by a strong alien race. Eddy goes to the city, which is swarming with them, to save Ed. Will he save him or will he lose his best friend? If you read you must review or else.It's hurt/comfort because of Edd and Eddy's relationship
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Eds, Jonny
What happens When Ed doesn't have Butter Toast reviews
Ed destroys the planet Earth over Butter Toast
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ed