Hi. I'm a Jewish Twi-hater who loves to read, write, doodle and watch anime.

I am currently a pre-med student studying to be an Er nurse practitioner, so sorry if I don't update, I'm probably studying.

I am of the Female gender.

I like doodling and googling stuff.

I enjoy humor at another's expense, especially when it involves homophobic politicians.

Not a big fan of yaoi. I actually hurl a little if I get one or the other in large dose.

I'm Coloradan, so I have a great internal compass but when I try to give directions I'm directionally impaired.

One of the best stereotypes I've heard about Coloradans is that we eat granola bars for breakfast, trail mix for lunch, and chips for dinner. I tried that diet and it was really boring. I'd rather have Chipotle or homemade hamburgers (The only way to truly eat them) than live on trail mix!

I can speak a little Spanish, I try to be around as much Spanish related culture as I can so that hopefully I can learn the language.

Forever in hate with Venezuela. Hope That Chavez is the next to die (He has been the 'president' of Venezuela since before my 12 year old brother was even alive!)

My OCs

Vatican City (Hetalia)

Human Name- Mary Vargas

Physical Description- Has long brown hair that she keeps in a braid, golden eyes like the others, one curl that represents St. Peter's Basilica. She wears a nun's uniform when she is in the church and normal clothing when she is not. She looks like a 16 year old girl.

Personality- She claims that she is the purest and most honest of all the Vargas's when she is the most hypocritical of all. She is very demanding and prideful that she is the home of THE pope. She wants both North and South Italy to pledge purity but both refuse.

Colorado (Hetalia)

Human Name- Marcella Jones

Physical Descrption- Just imagine a long haired Spain with boobs in hiking clothing.

Personality- Colorado is the oldest of her blood siblings Arizona, New Mexico, and Utah. She seems very outspoken over contact that isn't face to face but is very shy in person. She is a frequent cocaine user, but the healthiest of all her fellow states. She is of average intelligence, though her main focus is genetics. She loves apple cinnamon tea and Rocky Mountain Chocolate.

Which Hetalia Character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[X]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[X]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[X]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[X]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[X]You're a good artist. (That is what I'm told)
[X]You can be clumsy at times.
[X]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (Thanks for being there Mimi. I wouldn't know where I would be without you.)
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

(7/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages and/or potatos are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog (s).
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[X]You work very hard.
[X]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[X]You've had issues with money once or twice.

(3/10) Sad considering my dad is 100% German...

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[X]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[X]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people. (I'm pretty shy...)

(3/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[X]You love hamburgers.
[ ]You think you're awesome. (Again, I'm shy. I have some confidence issues.)
[ ]You love to invent things.
[X]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[X]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (It's only because I care.)
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[X]You wear glasses.

(4/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[X]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[ ]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful. (If someone said my cooking was awful I would cry, no joke.)
[X]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (I'm 14. I'm to young to drink)
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.

(2/10

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men, women or children.
[X]You're very proud of yourself.
[ ]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .

(1/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[X]You had a very sad childhood. (Lost a good friend, and had to move from Berlin when I was just 2 years old because my house was set on fire.)
[ ]You're very tall.
[X]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time. (I should do that...)
[X]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[X]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[X]You're very strong. (I'm not pudgy, I'm muscular!)
[ ]You have a big nose.
[X]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (Sometimes...)

(6/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[ ]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[X]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[X]You work hard.
[X]You're good at drawing.
[X]You like sweets. (I'll admit, I sneak an extra slice of strudel after bed...)

(3/10)

Switerland's courtesy of ConfoederatioHelvetica...

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

[X]You're very reserved.
[ ]You love everything to do with military.
[ ]You're reclusive.
[X]You hate having your privacy invaded.
[ ]You love saving money wherever you can.
[X]You love cheese, chocolate and mountains.
[ ]You are overprotective of your siblings.
[ ]You don't like foreigners. (I love meeting new and exotic people!)
[ ] You once had a very good friend, but you grew apart.
[X] You hate conflicts, and generally stay out of them, but state your opinion nevertheless.

(4/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

( ) You are very well-raised
( ) You're polite
( ) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
( ) You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses

(3/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
( ) You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
( ) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
( )You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( )You often get mistaken for someone else
( ) You feel under-appreciated
(X)You're bilingual (Some German, Some Spanish and a little Swedish)
( )You always carry a bear with you

(4/10)

Cuba

( ) You smoke
(X) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
( )You like hot weather
(X)You can be very friendly from time to time
( )You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
( ) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10)

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

( ) You have a potty-mouth
( )You like to wear flowers in your hair
( ) You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
( ) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
( ) You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
( ) You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid marriages quite well (Underage...)
( ) You're not always taken seriously
( )You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(5/10)

And I'm italy. No surprise there!

The story of my life put to music.

Opening Credits: The Delicious Tomato Song- Daisuke Namikawa

Waking Up: Oh yeah- Big time rush (The right song to pump you up for the day!)

First day of school: Blind- Ke$ha (I don't know.)

Falling In Love: Love the way you lie- Eminem ft. Rihanna (That's not good...)

Fighting: Umbrella- Rihanna (THIS MAKES NO SENSE!)

Breaking Up: When you're gone- Avril Lavigne (This makes sense!)

Driving: Resonance (Soul eater Opening song)

Flashback: California Girls- Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dog (I-i just don't know anymore.)

Mental Breakdown: One of those girls- Avril Lavigne

Getting Back Together: S. Italy Hattefutte parade- Daisuke Namikawa

Prom Night: New way to bleed- Evanescence

Wedding: Lullaby- Nickelback (Am I getting married alone?)

Birth Of A Child: The Lonely- Cristina Perri (I don't understand!)

Final Battle: Hey Baby- Pitbull ft. T-pain (Oddly fitting...)

Death Scene: Wish you were here- Avril Lavigne (I guess this makes sense.)

Funeral: Half of my heart- John Mayer

End Credits: Never say never -The fray

Name Twelve Of Your Favorite Axis Powers Hetalia Characters in Any Order:

#1 America

#2 Prussia

#3 Canada

#4 Spain

#5 England

#6 France

#7 Russia

#8 Ukraine

#9 Lichtenstein

#10 Hungary

#11 Greece

#12 China

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

England/Hungary... No.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Canada? Hells ya.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

France gets America pregnant, Amelia would end up having the child without Francis's knowledge and raise it on her own.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Lichtenstein... haven't really read any lately

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Russia/Prussia? Well they were a couple during the cold war, but that didn't work out so... no.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Spain/Ukraine or Spain/Lichtenstein, Spukaine I think he would be to afraid of Switzerland.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Russia finds Canada and Ukraine in a secret relationship... Russia would kill Canada.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Prussia/France hmm

Gilbert and Francis were two friends who loved to cause trouble for the people around them. But their friendship becomes threatened by the new girl, Antonia. (He He, bad touch trio)

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Spain/Hungary? Well maybe somewhere...

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

America/England- America's Debt (Good? No?)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Canada/Greece- Greece is about be sold off to the highest bidder because of his debt. His new friend Canada is the highest bidder. Canada helps Greece get back on his feet and lets him be an independent country again.

12. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Lichtenstein- When we stand together by Nickelback

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Prussia/Canada/France

Warning- Slight pedophilia and yaoi

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Ukraine on England

I have enormous tracks of land!

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Hungary/Ukraine

Ukraine wants Hungary to try her new brand of Vodka.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Russia walked in on Prussia and Greece having sex? He would take a picture and run. he would later use the picture as a blackmailing tool.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Spain de-flower America?

Antonio was the second, after that strange viking, to visit Alfred. But Antonio was the only one who invaded.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

No.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Canada? Yes. With prussia/france

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

China? Yes, my friend is absolutely in love with China.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Prussia/Spain/France? That's the freaking bad touch trio! I love writing about them!

23) When might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Hungary? While beating Prussia to death with her skillet.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

England, oh earlier today!

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

France? Roses.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

China shag Lichtenstein? He'd have to be drunk. REALLY drunk.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Canada/Russia? Russia of course.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

America and Lichtenstein are in a happy relationship when Lichtenstein runs off with Spain. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with China and a brief unhappy affair with Greece then follows the wise advice of England and finds true love with Prussia.

Title- America Is a Fickle Bitch.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Russia/ Ukraine? Incest is gross.

British

You drink a lot of tea.

You know what a brolly is.

Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

You wanted Alex to win X Factor.

You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."

Fish and Chips are yummy

You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Its football.. not ... soccer.

Total: 0

Australian

You wear flip flops all year

You call flip flops thongs not flip flops

You love a backyard barbie.

You know a barbie is not a doll.

You love the beach.

Sometimes you swear without realizing.

You're a sports fanatic.

You are tanned.

You're a bit of a bogan.

You have an Australian something

Total: 1

Italian

The Sopranos is a great show.

Your last name ends in a vowel.

Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces. (Well, only when I ask them to.. still counts, right? RIGHT?!)

You know how a real meatball tastes.

You know Italian songs.

You have darkish hair.

You speak SOME Italian.

You are under 5'10''.

Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

You talk with your hands.

Total: 6

Spanish

You say member instead of remember.

You speak Spanish

You like tacos.

You know what a Puta is

You talk fast.

You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

You know what platanos are.

You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero

Total: 7

Russian

You say villain as: Vee-lon.

You have more than one vodka bottle in your house

You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi

You know of somebody named Natasha.

You don't get cold easily.

You get into contests all the time. (As in, betting ones?)

You can make do with the cold weather.

You love listening to trance

Total: 1

Polish

Your parents let you drink

You know what a pizda is

You have Pierogi at least once a week

People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish

People randomly call you their best friend

You have made/know what pisanki are

You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total: 1

Irish

You think beer is the best.

You have a bad temper.

Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.

You have blue or green eyes.

You like the color green.

You have been to a St. Paddys day party.

You have a family member from Ireland.

You have/had freckles.

Your family get togethers always include drinking.

You have an odd love of leprechauns

You have four leaf clovers

Total: 6

Asian

You have slanty/small eyes.

You eat rice a lot.

You are good at math.

You have played the piano.

You have a family from Asia

You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

Most people think you're Chinese.

You have glasses/contacts.

You call hurricanes typhoons.

You go to Baulko.

You play Handball more than once a week

You know what DDR is

You hate the Japanese

Total: 4

German

You like bread.

You think American Chocolate is good.

You Speak some German.

You know what Schnitzel is.

You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

You went to Pre-school.

You're over 5'10".

You know the real meaning of "Fag".

You make pretty words sound scary.

You enjoy watching the military.

You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.

Total: 10 This makes sense, I am Prussian after all.

Canadian

You like to ride 4 wheelers.

You love beer.

You say eh.

You know what poutine is.

You speak french.

You love Tim Horton's.

At one point you lived in a farm house.

You watch/watched Degrassi.

You play/ played hockey or watch it.

You know who Massari is.

Total: 0

French

You like french toast.

You love wine.

You speak a little or are fluent in French

You have eaten a snail.

You like fashion.

You have been to France

You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

You say "Zut" instead of damn

You own a beret.

You actually know what a beret is.

Total: 1

American

You hate foreigners.

You hate non - Christians.

You've been to more then 5 states.

You're lazy.

You are not cultured.

You don't read.

You shop at walmart.

You spell colour "color".

Total: 3

Greek

You're very loud.

Your family alone makes a small city.

You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house

You share a bathroom with 5 people.

You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".

You go to church every Sunday.

You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.

You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.

You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.

Total: 2

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)

You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.

You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!

You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.

You can eat really good spicy food!

You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.

You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.

You have any sort of ATN channel. (whaaat?)

You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.

You love eating Tandoori Chicken.

You have relatives you've never even heard of.

Total: 2

EGYPTIAN:

You are smart in math or science

Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.

All you eat is kabab and kofta

Your parents have one car that's a Toyota

Your house actually does not smell like food.

You have like 67890 middle names.

Total: 2

Native

You have been to a pow wow

You have a native name

You are more than a quarter native

You know what tribe your ancestors were in

You have painted your face like a warrior

You have been to a native exhibit out of school

You play/played lacrosse

You have eaten salmon

total: 4

Scottish

You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent

One of your family members has an accent

You actually don't mind bagpipes

Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere

You've heard the song "Scotland the brave"

No matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

Any team playing England is your best friend

You have tried haggis

You drink tap water

You know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"

total: 3

New Zealand

You get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there

You know what a barbie is

you hate aussies

You know what an 'aussie' is.

You know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings

You like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps

you know what L&P is and you like it!

total: 2

So, German huh? Right on the money!