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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3174589, Profile Updated: 07-16-13
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Marching Band, Doctor Who, Gallagher Girls, and Sherlock.

Um. This account is going over a complete overhaul and will probably never be finished.

So this used to be a joint account, but one end of the party decided to stop contributing and then school got in the way and now all the stories are really old, and neither of us truly want to continue them.
Some of the stories have been adopted, which is nice, and I will keep a working list of what is currently being worked on, what is "up for adoption", and what has been adopted.

Chasing Paradise: Currently adopted by WritersUnite717 and Zaphara98

And We All Fall Down: I'll finish this eventually.

Marching Wings and Other Things: Oh god, take it please this is terrible.

Now it's Personal: I have no idea what I'll do. I'll consider any offers to adopt otherwise it'll just sit there and collect dust.

The Mystery of John Smith: I just posted this, and it will actually be worked on I know exactly where I'm going with this.

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The Blonde by SquirrelWho reviews
When a loud crash brings Sherlock into the living room he finds a blond woman lying on what remains of his side table. She seems to have appeared out of no where, more than that, she doesn't exist. Could his brother be right? Does she pose a danger to him? And why is John lying about her? Roselock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 64,933 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Rose T., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Fields of Blood by Cassy27 reviews
Thor, Loki and the Warriors Four are hunting when they are attacked by unknown men. When Thor makes an irresponsible, impulsive decision, it is Loki who pays the price. Can Thor save his brother? NO SLASH!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,756 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Spread My Wings and Fly by AlwaysUnrivaled reviews
Elyse just wants to get out of town, and find an adventure. Yet, adventure finds her when strange kids show up. She can't help but snoop, and finds herself thrown into the dangerous chaos. She knows they have a secret, and even worse, she falls in love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,221 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Iggy
The Entirely Biased Guide to Writing Good Stories by dancingonmytoes13 reviews
Welcome to my highly opinionated and possibly rude guide to a successful Maximum Ride FanFiction. Ready your flamethrowers, because there is some bacon to grill.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012
Nevermore: A Maximum Ride Novel by ICouldBeNudge reviews
Post-ANGEL. The Gasman is mourning. Jeb, Dr. Martinez and Ella are missing. The Doomsday Group is rising in power. No one on earth is safe. No one can be trusted. The world is losing hope. Human life itself is at stake. There is no room for failure. And the fate of the planet rests on the shoulders of one teenage mutant bird-girl. Can Maximum Ride save the world? T for violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,083 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Max, Angel, Nudge, Gazzy/The Gasman
ShadowDiving by dancingonmytoes13 reviews
I would die for her. But I have to live for her, to protect her. Angel will never feel the blows that color my life. My name is Fang. And this is my story. Rated T for violence and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 125,141 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Fang, Angel - Complete
The Darkest Hour by AlwaysUnrivaled reviews
Cami is thrown into the world full of demigods, monsters and quests. She teams up and leaves with the charming Luke Cestellan, but her choice causes The Darkest Hour and downfall of Luke. This is the story of how Luke Castellan gained a scar, lost himself, and fell in love. The Darkest Hour draws near and Cami must stop it before its too late. Is love worth the risk? Luke/OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Luke C.
Please by Parker G reviews
Jinora and Ikki have been captured by Equalists. How can the bookworm convince a radical revolutionary to spare her little sister's bending? Random LOK one-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Jinora, Amon - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
Me? Fly? Nah by Crying Ink reviews
Max goes to Gallagher Academy on a mission to infiltrate the Academy's library of files with so many secrets, hundreds of agents would give their lives to make sure they never saw daylight. So of course Max has to stroll right in! T because I am paranoid
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,453 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Max, Cammie M. - Complete
Maximum Twilight by QueenFan16 reviews
What would happen if Max and the Flock somehow met Edward and Bella and the family. Pre-Twilight and onward. Disclaimer for complete story, I do NOT own any of the characters. Thanks for letting people use them. I'm sorry if I quote directly.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Max, Bella
Amnesia: Operation School by ArtemisFrimm reviews
A Naval Officer is found dead and Max is found at the scene of the crime, but her memory has been wiped clean. NCIS must keep her protected from an unknown force while also trying to locate the missing flock. Will Max make it out alive?
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Max
Hearts Fly by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Songfic. Parody of the song 'Lumos Flies' by ALL CAPS, which is a parody of the song 'Fireflies' by Owl City. After Fang leaves, he and Max have a lot of thinking to do; about each other and where they will go from here. Takes place after FANG.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Maximum Half Blood by YoursTruly13 reviews
After being attacked by the Harpies, Max and the Flock are taken to Camp Half Blood where they learn they are demigods. Who is their god parent? Whats wrong with Nudge? And can they defeat a new enemy, who is intent on taking over the world? FAX and NIGGY
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Nudge, Artemis
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
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The Mystery of John Smith reviews
Post-Reichenbach, Pre-Clara. John is packing up and leaving Baker Street, when a young girl comes asking about Sherlock. Somehow, along the way John and Sherlock get sucked into a parallel dimension to solve the mystery of the death of John Smith.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W.
Now it's personal reviews
After Cammie left Gallagher and France got blown up, things have been going awry for Cammie. Now things are about to get stranger, especially when she meets a certain little blonde girl with wings.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Angel, Cammie M.
Chasing Paradise reviews
Sarah didn't mind being normal. She didn't mind living a boring life, did she? She and her friend Tina went into the city to celebrate their friendship, so of course something has to go wrong. Sarah doesn't want a new life, she just wants to go somewhere where being weird is normal and she can live peacefully for the rest of her life. Sarah is chasing paradise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012
And we all fall down reviews
Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down. Tragedy strikes the flock and things will never be the same. T for lots of character death.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Angel, Max
Marching, wings, and other things! reviews
Max, Nudge, Iggy, and Dylan all join marching band, thanks to Nudge. Max doesn't want to be there, but who knows... she might just become the one who loves it most!
Crossover - Marching Band & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012