Hai, I have co-written a story on this site. You can find it here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8351537/1/Water_be_not_Peaceful

O Hai. Salutations. Salut! Bonjour... whatever suits your mood. My name starts with an S. That's all you're gettin, hun, so don't try to weasel an actual name out of me. I'm not really a people person, but other than that, I'm just like everyone else on the cite. I'm not trying to be rude when I say this, but it's the truth. So if you're a sissy who can't face life, fine with me. I'm a realist. I believe that if you can't face life, you're not equipped to be alive. Sorry people, but you need to suck it up.

I happen to have a friend on this cite. perhaps you've heard of her. Yes, she's my best friend, though how, I haven't a clue. She's spazzy, insane, and way too predictable. But, hey, she's pretty good at writing. So go read her Lilo and Stitch thing...

I blame the snarkiness on being a ginger, and as such, am hotheaded. I know that's a stereotype, but, hey, it's true for me. Yes, I love Harry Potter, and yes, I can be a spazz, but I've managed to go my full existence until now without making a fanfic for it. I made it this far!

Okay, as for other things I'm interested in--meaning might make a fanfic for-- Un Monstre A Paris, TFA, TNBC, AIW, Disney, Warriors, MLP-don't ask-, and LotR. And if you don't know what the abbreviations mean, I'm not gonna tell you.

I am an impulsive writer, and I publish things without thinking, and don't bother taking them off. Sorry 'bout that, though, if one of my stories comes off as... offensive, or saying something I shouldn't.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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Oh! I found this list somewhere about stereotypes, so I copied and pasted some to my lookup in a tribute of how wrong they are!

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I read Comics(MANGA), so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be anti-social
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pompous, big-headed prat
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(Mismatched shoes and striped socks all the way, BABY!)
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I SUPPORT LOCAL/UNDERGROUND MUSIC, so I MUST be a self-righteous Indie kid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I killed Sirius Black! I killed Sirius Black! Coming to get me!

I love Bella(trix Lestrange) simply because she's Helena Bonham Carter.

I also love Edward (Scissor Hands) because he's adorable.

If you like Twilight, I have oh so many reasons why it sucks. PM me for the list.

I'm not really sure what else to say, I'll use my favorite quote.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight,

and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Oscar Wilde