So how did the geek end up dating the most popular girl in school?

Magnolia. The safest town in Fiore. That is where our protagonist Lucy finds herself, but little did she know it's not as safe as everyone believes. Drugs, gangs, alcohol, violence. These are everyday things that happen in Magnolia; I guess the papers forgot to mention that. Lucy finds herself in a puzzle she has yet to gather all the pieces. For readers who think Natsu is a Slob.

Very simple. Lucy and Natsu has Daddy issues, Wendy and Gray had past issues, Erza and Levy has boy issues, Juvia and Jellal have felony issues, while Lisanna and Gajeel have issues accepting the obvious. How will these issues be resolved? High School Fic. Lots of pairing.

Sakura has been a tomboy all of her life.Her five guy friends get a big surpise when she changes into a girlygirl over the summer.Will the guys fall for their friend or will the new guys seize her first! Sakuraxmultiple couples!

After isolating himself from the other champions and League matches for six months, Mordekaiser had been awoken by the Institute once more. The Master of Metal finds himself living in a chaotic "household," fighting in the Summoner's Rift, and facing many unique situations that he'd never thought of facing before. Hopefully, the iron man would stay safe and healthy.

A series of raunchy, but lighthearted one-shots taking place between the female Champions of the League in the bathhouse at the Institute of War. As the ladies get hot, the stories get hotter. Contains nudity and non-explicit sexual content (lots of bewbs!). Meant to be for fan-service and funnies, not pure smut. Rated M for safety. Please read and review!

After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/

TF gets much, much more than he bargained for when he finally gets off probation and joins the League of Legends with a hall full of sexy champions. Starting with Ahri, Kayle and Lux the conquest begins! Harem/Multi/Lemons in most chapters, enjoy! "We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love." ― Tom Robbins

For a long time, Deidara had only cared about himself. But when a new female member is forced to join the Akatsuki and be his new partner, a strange feeling begins to spark inside of him. T plus for suggestive themes & Hidan's colorful language. DeiOC

Ezreal holds an immeasurable power that he can barely control. Coincidentally, that power is intrinsically tied to the power of keeping his junk in his pants. Can he keep himself together? Or will the women around him be his undoing? [Heavy Smut]

When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?

Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.

The guild threw Lisanna a surprise birthday party the day after she returned from Edolas. She was 20 years old now and presents were stacked sky high for her. "Happy birthday, Lisanna and welcome home!" But what was wrong with the picture here? Why did Lucy Heartfilia leave the party when it was just getting started? "So much for thinking they remembered my 21st birthday." NaLu

She was all a man could want and all a woman would envy. Even the fool Garen had fallen for her — so why wouldn't the Exile look at her?

Lucy comes to work late, Erza's fed up with the consistently tardy girl and decides to dish out a punishment although...Lucy doesn't really mind though. (Futanari)

The Yellow Book Of LoL Lemons is a collective of different smutty one-shots! One chapter, one pairing. Female champions so far: Sona, Lux, Katarina, Elise, Leona, Cassiopeia, Karma, Caitlyn, Vi, Sivir, Ashe, Miss Fortune and FemVeigar. New chapter featuring Miss Fortune (again)! Feel free to review or contact me!

This will be a series of one-shots. Each one-shot will be a conversation between different guild members that Mira has "overheard"….some may be more personal than others and some may be just plain shocking or funny! Stay tuned because as all FairyTail fans know…there is NO shortage of weird conversations in FairyTail and you tell me who Mira should "overhear" next!

A series of M-Rated LoL one shots.(Bronze 5 level summary I know) Read and Review if you like!

Have you ever wondered which LoL Character is the best? Well, I made a reality show to see which one of these Champions is the best. Vote on who should be eliminated on the show. Who wins this competition is all up to you.

(30 lemons! At least one per chapter!) The Summertide Ball is in three days, and the Institute scrambles to prepare itself with last minute decorations and fancy dress clothes. But Lux's, Ezreal's and everyone else's mind is spiraling out of control. Can the Champions regain their sexual sanity before they meet delegates from all of Runeterra? (Not canon with HaL or ATC).

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

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Rukia always had feelings for Ichigo. When drama queen Orihime cheated on Ichigo, Rukia had a big opportunity to fill in her place. Ichigo hatched a plan to pretend date Rukia, but will Ichigo realize they're both meant to be.. for real?

What happens when Ichijo doesn't clean his room for a long time? His clothes somehow have a small child! The Moon Dorm must now deal with their newest addition, a small girl named Senna with no memories of her past. Can they control the hyperactive child?

The Ice Queen was the most sought-after Domme at Links, the friendly local uptown BDSM club. But services from the Ice Queen never came cheap, and Anna, the chair(wo)man of her father's company, she could have anyone she wanted, found herself paying with her most precious possession: her heart. AU BDSM clubsmut. Elsanna non-incest.

Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.

Where the crazy fics go! This is the repository for all the zany, cracky fics Viper of Grand and I come up with. We guarantee a lot of weirdness and hopefully a few laughs. The latest is about Kha'zix and Teemo.

Captured. Tarnished. Forced into subjugation. She hated them for all the pain they caused, but she hated herself more because she always fell for their soft caresses, and longed for the warmth of their tender kisses. [Under revision]

A Byakuya and Rukia story. Lots of lemons. Not for kids

Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.

Fairy Tail members are high schoolers in a normal world with only one thing to connect them - 'Fairy Tail', an online RPG game and chat-site. Though they'd never admit to it, they are all addicted and seem to have trouble balancing their school, love, and internet lives. The result? Chaos. Pure, unadulterated, chaos. Authors are me and letterspluslovenotes. :D

Bow chicka wow-wow. Damn girl, you have to stop ruining my mojo.

With the King away all the duties of Demacia have fallen on the shoulders of Prince Jarvan IV. Luckily the ever helpful Lux is still around and willing to lend a hand. JarvanxLux pairing with others to come. This story is more than just lemon. Rated for adult themes and sexual content. First story, please read and review

Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.

After a breakup with Uchiha Sasuke, Sakura wants more than to just cry over her poor, poor loss. She wants revenge, and the one way to do it is to try and date Akasuna Sasori, the most popular guy in school and Sasuke's rival.

How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura

Sakura, a very wise computer geek, stumbles upon a chat room on a web site where gangsters have made themselves cozy. Finding the conversations that these insane and random people are having makes her come back for more, falling in love with each and every one of them. AU. Rated M for incase. Pairing SakuraXAkatsuki.

15 year old Haruno Sakura is on half term for Easter Break. The first free day she has, her mum tells her that there will be a cleaning crew to come and clean the house and babysit her for the next 2 weeks. But, her mum forgets to tell her who they are. -Angst, Drama, Romance... how does she cope?

... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.

Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.

Multi-part series containing several encounters during one league match. To be updated periodically. First major story of this kind, so any feedback is appreciated.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

At a welcome celebration for Elise, the then-newest female addition to the League, the ladies of the League rant about their clothing and designs. Rated T for language, mostly. (one-shot)

Have you ever wondered how women in video games completely and utterly defy gravity? Because, honestly, there's no way a strapless bra can effortlessly and effectively support knockers like *that* without some sort of magic involved.

SEQUAL TO BECKA NEKO: Several years has past since Becka's 'little' trip to the Naruto universe. What's gonna happen when ten familiar kitties (Cough coughAKATSUKIcough cough) enter her life? "Bwahaha! Ten kittens, on MY salary? You must be shitting bricks if you think I can afford them!" Chaos, absolute chaos. (RATED M FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS!)

FEMALE Ichigo collection! Please make pairing suggestions! M rated

What you don't know can't hurt you... right? While that may be true for other things, it certainly isn't true for this case! What Erza doesn't know is that nearly all of the females of Fairy Tail are infatuated with her and are preparing to pounce! Erza/Harem Will contain YURI LEMONS in later chapters. Expect OOCness. R&R

Not your normal AkatSaku story. Instead Sakura was betrayed by the Akatsuki for a new girl. She leaves to America and there she meets new and improved friends who join her when she goes back to Japan. How will the Akat. feel when she forgot about them? Adopted by MiyatheEarthninja AND TheStoryAdopter! :)

Deidara gets sick. Good thing Akatsuki friends are there to help!

Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)

This takes place after the OVA. After everything that happened on the island, Rei begins to have conflicting feelings towards Saeko. Little does she know, Saeko is ready to confront her about the very same thing. ...Sorry, summary sucks. Rei/Saeko pairing, one-shot, yuri Contains LEMONS! R&R

The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...

Following the destruction of Konoha, Sakura sends herself back in time to change things... But even the smallest changes can change history... Story under construction: Rating and pairings may change Sakuracentric

Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!

Erza loses her magic and strength during a mission. And she becomes as weak as a kitten. Hearing the news, most of the guild members can't help but take advantage of the Titania, in a not so decent way. Warning: LEMON

Originally "A Week in Nirvana" by Themulcheister, now removed. The graduating class of Fairy Tail Acadamy find themselves moored on the remote Island of Nirvana. Lucy, Natsu, Gray, Erza, and the others soon discover that being shipwrecked was the least of their problems...Fairy Hills AU. Warning: contains all that good stuff you usually find in M rated fics.

Hinata, caught in an Akatsuki attack, is saved and brought to a mysterious stronghold. Who are these people? Why is she here? Fluffy and comedic. May contain spoilers, Slight AU. Discontinued, sorry!

Hinata is traded to the Akatsuki for Naruto's saftey. Turns out, living with them isn't so bad. Re-done and rated for Hidan's mouth.

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

We all know Itachi, he's calm, patient, gental. The Akatsuki push him too far and he finally snaps. One-shot.

MOTHER OF ALL LEMON respond to rOo's GM challenge from Dokuga. MATURE READERS only! RATED FOR THE DIRTY XXXX S/K and then some....

This is an overexaggeration of how a team that's raging acts. Join Graves, Jax, Lee Sin, Darius, and Brand on the Purple Team as they try to fight against Teemo, Veigar, Nidalee, Master Yi, and Garen. This is a one chapter story and a comedy.

When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]

Gumi wakes up handcuffed to her bed and wearing lingerie. Turns out Luka decided to have some fun... Yuri girl x girl. Lemon. R&R.

Annoying Captain Hitsugaya is always fun, right? Ever seen him throw an absolute temper tantrum? No. Neither has anyone in Seireitei. Here's one hundred ways, guaranteed to make him throw a tantrum. What could possibly go wrong? Not to be taken seriously.

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." AkatsukixSakura, harem till the end.

He needed a new angel because the previous one had been sacrificed in the taking of Konoha. He needed an angel who could heal his men; even the dead ones.

All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"

In my world anything is possible, nowhere is safe for this pink-haired chick. I'm clumsy, unlucky, and come up with the wackiest ideas but hey what can you do when you're constantly being kidnapped, falling off cliffs, and stealing cars.

Hyuuga Hinata has transferred many school's and is now attending Konoha High. Temari seems to have helped Hinata in her physical appearance and a bit on her personality. Could the Akatsuki possibly help her a bit more? Read to find out. Please review!

Haruno Sakura was once a respected and loved kunoichi. But all that changed with Sasuke and Karin back in the village. Her only option is to leave the place she called home for so long in hopes of a better life. Who knew the Akatsuki would be that life.

Hinata is a quiet shy girl who wanted to be outgoing like her two friends. So she decided to be like them, turns out it wasn't a good idea, well sorta. But what happens when totally hot teachers have a 'thing' for the poor girl? Which one will she choose?

Sakura thinks on popularity. 5 years old, it was pretty Ino. 15 years old, it was cute Sakura. And in the end, it was just Hinata. She ponders Sasuke's fascination with Hinata, and wonders why, in the end, she lost. Sasuhina, slight Sakura bashing.

Those irresistable emerald orbs, that soft silky pink hair and her angelic voice. She became an addiction for them and soon something even more. Sakura Haruno was just too desirable, they just couldn't resist.

She was sick of hearing it, 'weak, 'useless, 'burden'. So she left in search of power, just like everyone else. But instead of just power she winds up with the sweet, whiney, strong, perverted, love struck Akatsuki. Sakura Haruno, welcome to hell.

Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.

It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.

[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]

Winner of 2011 FLOL Tanabata Contest. Will the rain keep Prince Ichigo from finding the woman of his dreams? A fractured IchiHime fairy tale. Warnings: Romance, silly humor, a small dose of angst and a large helping of high-calorie sweetness. AU. Oneshot.

Itachi and Sasuke were always pretty good at keeping their feelings for each other a secret from everyone. However, when brothers Madara and Izuna come babysit the boys, they learn that they're not the only ones breaking the rules...

When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON

Sasori owns a bakery-cafe which nurtures a very intense love triangle: the place's only waiter, Deidara, develops a crush on one of its regulars, Sakura. Unfortunately, she likes newcomer Itachi and it's her friend Hinata who's much more interested in him

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.

Byakuya and Rukia have been secretly married for 6 months and are loving it. But when she gets kidnapped by Aizen, will Byakuya go to the ends of the Earth to get her back? Byaruki, M for lemons, language and violence.

She was his maid, and he was her master; nothing more, nothing less. But after a night of drunken passion, things aren't the same. Now battling with his sexual desire towards her, he must decide if he really wants to dominate what's his. ByaRuki, AU.

Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.

Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?

Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.

Rangiku tries to read a classic Christmas story, but Gin has his own version

After Saskue returns, Sakura just doesnt feel safe or strong anymore. So she ask Tsunade for an top ranking mission. Can she hack it? After all it is the Akatsuki. Nothing works better than the help of family. Or a crazy cousin. SakX?

The latest edition of the Hueco Mundo Gazette, the official magazine of Hueco Mundo! Gin Ichimaru, Lead Journalist. Sun-Sun, Tesla, Apache, Mila-Rose, and Charlotte Cuulhourne, Supporting Journalists. Join your favorite Arrancar for the news, HM style!

Hyuuga Hinata is cold, distant and quiet. She is a powerful prodigy, too. Exactly who someone wants... Akatsuki / Hinata

He couldn't keep his eyes away from her. He couldn't prevent himself from the wild urges coursing through him. He wanted her and that's all he knew. Kisame/Sakura. Naruto is not my property.

Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.

We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.

Set in the present time. A little ooc. Major ooc for some characters. Rukia is going out to get a job at Kuchiki corporation. Feels like a harem at the beginning. rated M for language now .

Hinata felt rejection's sting in middleschool and vowed to change for the better! Now in highschool she's dressed to impress, but she still feels like the timid little girl in a puffy jacket. Will her new friends help her become confident? HinaX?Akatsuki

All Sakura Haruno wanted was to be able to write for her school newspaper. What she got, though, was much more than expected. Will she be able to handle the boys she has to work with?

What happens when Aizen decides to hold a sleepover with the Espada? Random stuff, of course! With party crashers, fun games and completely OOC Espada. Rated T for language and such. Enjoy!

Rukia moves in with Byakuya and Hisana. Rukia endures her sisters abuse. Both Rukia and Byakuya deal with their feelings for one another over the years and an ancient entity threatens to destroy them. There will be more then one Bya/Ruki Lemon.

A collection of GrimmHime oneshots.

Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

The title says it all. a list of 50 things Deidara is not allowed to do. a sort of Meme. Rated M for to be safe. -DSG

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

Sakura has been kidnapped by Akatsuki to heal Itachi and Zetsu. In an attempt to find an escape, she plays their feelings against them, but can she avoid falling in love in the process? SakuraxAkatsuki SakxKakuzu SakxHidan SakxZetsu SakxKisame

Hinata is taken by Itachi to train along with other children with other people. Will she survive? And even if she does, how will she do in Akatsuki, with surprises everyday? The hunt for jinchurrikis, more training and suicide activities done with others.

Ichigo is asked by the Soul Society to teach a class to the different squad members on how to act like a human in the living world, like on how to dress, how to act around other humans, how to get items, how to put the straw in your juice box, important s

Naruto tries to find out what's in Kakashi's book, and Kakashi finally snaps and goes on a rant rampage.

Byakuya, Rukia and belly dance in the same fic? I swear it's not as crack as you think. Byaruki pairing, complete now. Rating changed to M for lemon/smut, so be warned.

Sakura and Ino get kidnapped by Orochimaru and made into slaves in his harem! Can anyone save them in time, and can they save themselves from the tapestry of lies that fate has woven for them? ItaSaku slight OroSaku with other pairings, like KimiIno etc.

Itachi explains that all his mistakes in life were because he got high

She could run as far and as long as she wanted, but in the end...he'll always have her...OroSaku...LEMON!

In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.

[GaaSaku]16 year old Sakura Haruno looks like an ordinary intelligant nerdy high school girl, but she has gone through more than anyone can imagine....Being abused and tortured both, physically and mentally everyday. Can someone save her from this hell?

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.