SwagDuck
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Joined 07-18-13, id: 4896377, Profile Updated: 07-19-13

Ello there! I am Beth (aka SwagDuck), as you probably know. I've been writing stories and drawing ever since I could hold a pencil. Anyone who wants to befriend must be able to deal with insane people... That's cuz I'm one of them... When I want to be. Anytime I'm around people I don't know well, I'm super quiet and shy. But when I'm hanging out with friends, I sooo do not act sober! I talk very loud when there's not too many people. But sometimes I just can't stand being calm anymore and I can go slightly crazy. One time, while I was going on a walk with a friend and I randomly starting singing the Lumberjack Song. O_O I forgot that I was in public, and my friend told me that a bunch of people were staring at me. Another time, me and my BFF were in the woods and I screamed something totally random. My crush lives right by the woods and he was outside, so he heard me... Also, a similar thing happened, but I was with two other friends, and we sang really loud, random songs in the woods. And again, he was outside. He now thinks I'm insane. But he's kinda crazy too, so I guess it doesn't really matter. Okay, enough about my insanity. You get it. I'm a wacko.

Sooo, here are my faves and least faves:

Fav. Colors: Cyan, royal purple, red, toxic green, gold, silver, black whiteLeast Fav. Colors: Light brown, mustard yellowFav. Food: Coconut shrimpLeast Fav. food: MushroomsFav. Store: DebLeast Fav. Store: Any place that doesn't accept credit cardsFav. Animals: Most animals, including dogs (especially fluffy ones _ - but not poodles!!), foxes, otters, hedgehogs, tigers, orcasLeast Fav. Animals: Hard to say... Do bugs count? If not, then... Idk, I'll get back to you on that oneFav. Song: Here's to Never Growing Up (Avril Lavigne)Least Fav. Song: Friday (Rebecca Black)Fav. Singers: Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Britney SpearsLeast Fav. Singers: Justin Bieber, Debby RyanFav. Actor: Johnny DeppLeast Fav. Actor: Debby RyanFav. Shows: Sam & Cat, Moderns FamilyLeast Fav. Shows: Dog With a Blog (it's so stupid!)Fav. Movies: The Hunger Games, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry PotterLeast Fav. Movies: Idk, I only watch movies I think I'm gonna like and I'm usually right XDFav. Books: Alice in Zombieland, The Hunger GamesLeast Fav. Books: Idk...? I don't remember the names of books I don't like and I don't keep them unless I like them.

Now here are 10 random facts about meh:

  1. I'm an only child
  2. I love playing piano, singing, acting, and dancing (I take hip hop dance classes)
  3. I'm terrified of bugs and slobbery dog bones
  4. My first kiss was in kindergarten while I was in the line for the water fountain. He walked up to me... and kissed me.
  5. If I could move anywhere, it would be LA
  6. I love video games
  7. I have 6 (I think) pets fish: a pug (Peaches), 2 cats (Kittie Katrina), a hamster (Ace), a parakeet (Stormy), and a guinea pig (Buddy)
  8. If I could dye my hair any color, it would either be rainbow, black with toxic green highlights or tips, all cyan, all purple, or all red
  9. I have a pretty short temper, so I get pissed off pretty easily. And trust me, you do not wanna see me pissed.
  10. My friends consider me a diva, even though I'm totally not!

Other Sites I Go On (Add meh!):

Meez (SwagDuck)FeralHeart (SwagDuck)Pet Adoptables (SoapyBubblez)MovieStarPlanet (Juniper Moon)Howrse ($wagDuck)www.goldentundra.wix.com/wolfpack (My site, join if you'd like!)

I go on about 75 websites, but those are the ones I'm most active on


"When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy's eyes. If you're feeling a bit more on the creative side, make grape juice and make the rest of the world wonder how the hell you did it. But it life is out of lemons and gives you Skittles instead, throw them at random people and scream, "TASTE THE FRICKIN' RAINBOW!!!"" -Me

The Greatest Poem of All Time

Diet Pepsi shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up. Now we're drinkin' 7up. 7up caught the flu. Now we're drinkin' Mt. Dew. Mt. Dew fell off the mountain. Now we're drinkin' from the fountain. Fountain water makes me choke. Now we're drinkin' Cherry Coke. Cherry Coke lost his cherry. Now we're drinkin' Logan Berry. Logan Berry's just a joke. Now we're back to drinkin' Coke!

.:Duckie Loves Yuh!:.

Team Mystic: Rising Moon by PikachuPancakes reviews
The 1st part to three part series. A young boy... Nah, I won't tell you. Find out for yourselves by reading the story! Peace out n... I won't say that, it's too racist. (M for future... you know what? You see the romance genre below this summary? Take a guess at why it's M)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Buizel/Buoysel, Mienfoo/Kojofu