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hey pplz wazzup!! so hmmm a little about me... well im 15 and got introduced to fanfiction.net and fanfiction
itself from my besties HarryTwilightMaxRidefan and clover :D well i love my friends to death and i would die for them..
and i absolutly love life at this moment :D and i love writing so this seems like the bomb for me cant wait to write

About me (drumroll please) lol

movies: twilight saga harry potter sweeney todd forrest gump chucky movies romeo and juliet almost any horror not without my daughter
tangled my sisters keeper knowing transformers taxi chronicles of narnia robinhood men in tights alice in wonderland the karate kid
the proposal flipped just go with it marley and me the mask finding nemo toy story mulan pinnochio prince of persia despicable me
megamind shrek basically anything disney or pixar or dreamworks and really almost anything land before time all of them beastly

tv shows: dr g medical examiner mystery diagnosis veggie tales dragon tales phineas and ferb phil of the future parental control
the simpsons king of the hill the nanny george lopez law and order svu ncis house beyond belief dual survival i didnt know i was pregnant
good luck charlie spongebob fairly oddparents thats so raven the cosby show home improvement what i like about you sabrina
boy meets world pregnant and... and many more!

books/authors: harry potter twilight saga jodie picoult (house rules keepin faith etc) junie B. Jones romeo and juliet the Bible Maximum ride
speak bailey school kids jeremy thatcher dragon hatcher

favorite singers: linkin park taylor swift evanescence emilie autumn green day rebecca st james anna nalick disney songs ect

favorite animal:tiger or wolf

Favorite Quotes:

"not my daughter you b*h!" molly weasley HPDH

" Oy theres a bloody war going on here! harry potter HPDH

"neither can live while the other survives" professor Trelawny HPOP

"harry if you die down there your welcome to chair my toilet" moaning myrtle HPCS

its funny how a guy can hurt you so much yet you can still love him with all your heart

he broke my best friends heart so i broke his Xbox who cried harder

"life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get" Forrest Gump

"I've never had dreams...only nightmares." ~Johanna, SWEEENEY TODD

"you made my pee come out" Ralphie The simpsons

"Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box." ralph simpsons

Clouds are God's sneezes. ralph the simpsons

if you love something let it go if it comes back its yours if it doesnt it never was

true love doesnt have a happy ending true love doesnt end

guys arnt worth your tears and the ones that are wont make you cry

Adapt or die. As many times as we've heard it, the lesson doesn't get easier.
The problem is we're human. We want more than just to survive. We want love.
We want success. We want to be the best that we can be. So, we fight like hell to get those things.
Anything else feels like death. meredith grey

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F YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open up your library (iTunes, iPod, Media Player, etc)

2. Put it on Shuffle

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you get to a new question, click the 'next' button.

Opening credits: The rocketeer far east movement

Waking up:waking up in vegas Katy Perry

First Day at School:tonight enrique iglesias

Falling in Love: why cant i liz phair

Breaking up: sara starship

Prom Night:a whole new world alladin

Life: feelings show colbie cailett

Mental Breakdown: gothic lolita emilie autumn

Driving: the stand hillsong united

Flashback:i wont say im in love hurcules

Getting Back together: dreaming of you selena

Wedding: from this moment shania twain

Birth of a Child:honey honey ABBA

Final Battle:like a g6 far east moment

Funeral Song:i miss you Miley Cyrus

Final Credits:little wonders rob thomas

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church.
"Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons.
It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister.
"Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to
you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work.
"And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again.
Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling.
Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice.
As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that
Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled,
"You stick that gosh-darned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your butt!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

19. Take things from peoples carts and put them in others' when they're not looking.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch
told them it was uncool to breathe.
Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If FAX is your drug, post this on your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a

look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Edward needs to stop saying he has no soul; he loves Bella, and he could not do that if he had no soul. Copy & Paste if you believe this!

YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER!!

MAX AND FANG 4EVER!!

If Fang left Max, he does not deserve her. He does not know what he has done, and what he lost.

Derek Shepard is a very hot, sexy idiot with perfect hair...
all because he never told Meredith about Addison, and had a one night stand with her when he was still married to Addison...
but he is smart at some things...like getting married to Meredith :) Copy & Paste if you believe this!

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