Throughout my life, I've always found story writing to be terribly and irrevocably boring, despite my aptitude for the art. It's not something I'd ever wish to pursue, though I will happily give advice (and sometimes vice) to those who do seek to pursue such a career.

I provide all manner of reviews, be they serious or joking, positive or negative, constructive or deconstructive. If you want a review of just about anything, I'll happily provide it, even if I haven't the slightest bit of context as to what's going on in your story. Just PM me whatever tale you want me to read and I'll get around to it.

...Eventually.