Edward ends up drunk thanks to an also drunk Hawkeye, what will he do when he encounters Roy Mustang? Roy x Ed. WOOT WOOT! TWO STORIES IN ONE DAY! Okay, so I know the stories are cringy, but that's only because my fantasies go wild. You probably already know, but I have to say it. Fullmetal Alchemist belongs to Hiromu Arakawa, not me! I would make it yaoi if it did. Welp, too bad.