HIIIIIIIII ppl :D call me kat :0 cuz im not tellin u my name and its IMPOSSIBLE 2 pronouse (its a made up name from my mom) :p

and im armenian (which im totally proud of and am not ashamed of my culture like some ppl r)(but i dont no how 2 speak but im learning :D)

i live in sunny caliii (btw i hate it here) i wanna move 2 new york city or great britain :D (and yes i hav acaully been 2 these places some ppl jus wanna go there bcuz they r famous places but i acully love it in those placess)

im in high skool :) (but its da WORST high school EVAAAA) we dont even got a sports team :( nothing funn im also EXTREMLY random :D oh and i loveee smilies which u will b able 2 c :p

1 more thing i REALLY like cars im not like an expert but im pretty good at figuring them out and I LOVE INFINITIES and HONDA CIVICSSSS and mitsubshi elclipssseeee :D!! those r like the ONLY cars around hear and infinities G37s coupe hard top convertanble is like da sexist car EVAAAAAAA!!

B-day: november 3 1993

Born: Baltimore, Maryland

Age: 16

Live now: G-DALE!!

personality: crazy, mature, but childish, laid back

what i am (ex. preppy, skater...): on some days i look preppy, others i act like a tomboy, others days skater, others days girly-girl (not da same as preppy 2 me neway),yea prtty much everything depends on what i feel like some times i really wanna wear a skirt and look cute, other days i dont give a shit bout my looks and wear some pants and a sweatshirt, and i LOVE skinny jeans and hot pink together so some ppl say im skater but Im SOO not lol id kill myself if I were to go NEAR a skatebored

im not conceited AT all i acaully have self-esteem problems but i hide it bcuz i dont like them but I AM NOT FAKE

OOOO yea im acaully really smart but i sometimes act retarded cuz im an idiot sometimes :)i also dont stress about anything really im very layed back and i just say like wateva if it happens it happens theres nothin u can do about it now so yea i dont stress about things very much

ok well im a crazy person who is hyper sometimes... well all the time when im not dead tired but even when i am im still hyper ok dats it :D

ok i hate writin out full words so deal with it :p

im a bossy,nice, stuborn, sarcastic, short (im only 5' 1/2" :( , umm got i REALLY bad temper so dont mess with me, very polite, loving, and caring of my friends (i will beat da shit outta any1 who trys 2 hurt them in an way) oooo i kinda cuss alot but only when i get angry really or hurt, OOOO im EXTREMELY clumsy like i fall ALL the time!! i love shopping (when im not broke)

yea im kinda violent bcuz of my bad temper and yea ive kicked a guy in the shins and made em cry ive kicked them other places 2 :) (if u no where i mean), ive slapped a girl so hard she had a hand print on her face 4 a month and half and ive punched ppl in da face and almost broke a finger while doin it :( i also scare them wit my temper and some guys who r like twice my height (not really but still atleast a foot taller dan me ive made then apoloize 2 my freind or scared them that they now un away from me but in reailty ima pasifist I don’t LIKE hurting ppl but my temper gets the bettr of me

BTWWWW!! all of my violent attacks (lol) where bcuz those idiots hurt my friends in some way none of it was about me so i am not really voilent just protective of my friends and dont want them 2 b hurt

as uve probally noticed my family and friends mean the world 2 me

what else...

I CANT SPELL TO SAVE MY LIFE. IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT I WOULD JUST ASK FOR A GUN.

I absolutly LOVE acting!! its like da bestest thing EVA I SOO would try 4 actress but my dad wont let andits ike IMPOSSIBLE so im not gonna even try wen I no ima fail soo watevss

I love all colors but my favorites r royal blue and hot pink

most ppl think im a bitch but im really not unless u r 2 me first if u want my respect u gotta give it first or they r jus stupid and dont understand a wonderful thing called SARCASIMMMM sarcasim is amaing and i use it ALL he time which is another reason y ppl think ima bitch but its not my fault theyre stupid

I am not normal i no i am crazy and im proud of it y would some1 wannna b normal? i dont get it? plez tell me if u r noraml y? :) THXXX

I LOVE annoyin ppl bcuz its funnnn :) especailly my older brother i love him tho

ok I love acting as i said talking reading writing poems watching random movies i loveeee romantic stuff but also horror and comidy and yea everything :)

I LOVEEE SPORTS mainly soccer (futbol) which is da bestest sport evaaaaaaa i wish i could play on a team but im clumsy and my aim SUX

my fav charactrs in twilight r Rosalie and Emmett and Seth (i do not think rosalie is a bitch i think she is misunderstood) and (emmett is jus a crzy fun lovin person) and (Seth is soooo kool ilhim hes like emmett)

i dont care wat ppl think of me since its none of their buisness and it doesnt affect ME if they think im mean or wat ev. So i dress how i want 2 ppl say im a "punk" or wateva bcuz i love my black skinny jeans but im not i wear wateva I want 2

I also can not STAND when it is quiet somewhere it creeps me out i ALWAYS need music or some1 talkin or the tv on even in skool when we r takin tests i cant focus if its 2 quiet it scares me its like it feels like soem1 jus got shot or something and every1 doesn’t no wat 2 say it seriously freaks me out once in the middle of class it suddenly it went quiet 4 like a minute even the teacher was quiet!! and I screamd can some1 PLEZ TALK ITS FREAKING ME OUT then every1 laffed and startd talking again

I am a girly girl/tomboy mix

Foods i love r:

luleh kabob (its an armenian food) sooooo good YUMMMY

umm pizza

ICE CREAMMMMMM

popcorn

SALADDDDDD!!

drinks i love:

ne thing wit cafiine!!

coke

sprite

ice tea

lemonade

WATER

strawberry margaritas (usally get virgin ones tho not big fan of alchol tho i drink some of it :) Yummmyyyyy

movies i love:

titanic

the notebook

godfather part 1

godfather part 2

godfather part 3

harold and kumar

harold and kumar 2

and others i forgot

Music i love:

EVERYTHING!!

i love linkin park

alot of persian music

3OH3

rap

hip-hop

rock and roll

country

techno

movie types i love

chick filcks

horror

action

comedy

and godfather (in my world it has its own type of movie)

yea everything

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kat

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): katizzle (lol)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): blue tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Eren Rosa (kool)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lalkaian (haha weirdddd

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): pink margarita (sweet)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alehhaa (haha it does sound like it kinda :D but its not raceist really cuz im middle eastern so it kool no1 b offended)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): BANANA (seriously thats her middle name)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black stripes (haha it sound kool)

whats the last book you read?

The crucible!! (seriously ppl read it its amazing salem witch trails and a 60 year old whore!!

Where are you?

my room at the computer how else could i be doing this?

What are you listening to RIGHT NOW?

your love is a lie by simple plan :D

Look up. Look back down. What do you see?

some stuffed animals from wen i was littleand never got rid of them andmy ipod, the crucible, and stats book (eww)

What's the last thing you ate?

Ice cream cake!! YUMMYYYY carvel icecream cake = AMAZINGGGGGGG

Whats the last thing you thought?

what the last thing i thought was

say "george bush" what's the first thing that comes to mind?

MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

you have 5 million dollars whats the first thing you do?

go on a shopping spree DUHHHHH and buy a car and pay off my parents house so my dad can quit his horrid job :D and put money 4 college

reach out and grab the closest thing to you what is it?

my itouch or a pen there the same distance :D

what are you writing RIGHT NOW?

the answer to this question DUHHH

What's it like to be you?

confusing :/

what's your thoughts on writing?

writng poems I LOVEEEEEE other stuff is pretty kool but poems help me relax and get my emotions out

favorite football team?

manchester united (its the REAL football ppl not the "football" they play here with out their feet i refuse to call it football)

I asked you if I was pretty, you said no.

I asked you if you wanted to be with me forever, you said no.

I asked you if you would cry if I walked away, you said no.

I had heard too much, and need to leave and
as I walked away...

You grabbed my arm and told me to stay.

You said...
Your not pretty, your beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever.

And, baby, I wouldn't cry if you walked away...
I would die.

LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep,

who holds you're hand in front of his friends,

wait for the for the one who is constanly reminding you how much he cares for you even though everyone else can see it...

Wait for the boy who will make an ordinary moment seem magical,

the kinda boy who brings out the best in you and makes you wanna be a better person.

wait for the boy who will be your best friend, who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances.

wait for the boy who makes you smile like no one else, and when he smiles, you know he needs you.

wait for the boy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats and have no make-up on, but appreciates it when you get dolled up for him...

and most of all, wait for the boy who will put you at the center of his universe, because that's where you belong ..

He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the last rose died.

ABCDEFG

gummy bears are eating me

one is red

one is blue

the yellow one just ate my shoe

Now I'm running for my life.

The blue one's got a butcher's knife.

ABCDEFG

gummy bears are eating me

isnt dat such a cheerful song? :D

Never say I love you
if it isn't really there.

Never talk about feelings
if you really don't care.

Never hold my hand
if you're going break my heart.

Never say you are going to
if you dont plan to start.

Never look into my eyes
if all you do is lie.

Never say hello
if you really mean goodbye

And if u really mean forever
Then please say you'll try ...

Never say forever...
because forever makes me cry.

One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important: You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you're my life.

When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you

When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you

When i first liked you i was afarid to love you

Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you

I'd rather have bad times with you
Than good times with anyone else

I'd rather stand through a storm with you
Than safe all by myself

I'd rather have it harder together
Than easier apart
...

Above all... I'd rather have you
Cause you're the only ONE in my heart!

If you love me...
you will never make me cry

If you love me...
you will look into my eyes

If you love me...
you will hold me in your arms

If you love me...
you will keep me safe from harm

If you love me...
you will say you understand

If you love me...
you will smile and hold my hand

If you love me...
you will say how you love me so

I love you...
and I will never let you go.

When you find someone who
:Makes you laugh
Makes you cry:
:Makes you smile with just a simple hi
hold on tight to what youve got:
:because true love is what you've caught

isome random qoutes i found on other profiles (sri 4 stealin em i love em tho)

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
-- George Carlin

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
-- William M. Thackeray

stereotypes suk here some example

(underline the first part is tru, bold the statement is kinda tru is tru)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (i kinda am)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell ( but not gay not that theres nething wrong wit dat)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (well at times I am)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (well not drink so much)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (just a little lol)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (haha yea rite)

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

Im TOUGH and stand up for my self so i MUST be a bitch

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I don't believe in sex before marriage, so i must be a goody goody.

I would do anything for my friends or ANYONE for that matter, so I must be a pushover. (ok only half tru id do anything for my friends but not others)

GIRL COMEBACKS!!

Boy Girl

"Where have you been all my life?"

"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"

"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"

"Both, you go to yours, I go to mine."

"Your feisty, I like that."

"Your smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."

"My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages.

"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

"Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd out "u" and "i" together.

Woman: Really, I'd put "f" and "u" together.

copy and paste stuff cuzz dar funn

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile (not on purpose tho I jus cant walk in a striahgt line)

If you would fail the walking line test for drunk ppl when completely sober copy and paste this on your profile!!

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (is it ok if I acted upon this feeling?)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If your imaginary world is AWESOME copy and paste this on your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.

If you've ever fallen flat on you're face in public paste this.

If you've ever fallen on your but in public paste this.

If you have ever fallen down stairs at school in a skirt copy and paste this (oo and to make matters worse 2 very hot guys where at the top of the stairs and I fell with my ass in the air :/)

If you are scared of clowns and want all of them to GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN paste this.

If you've ever been smacked in the face accidentally by you're refrigerator because you were either too sleepy or in a rush paste this.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back

.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. (DUHHHHHHHH)

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I cry… from laughing to hard."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation... hopefully)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to where?.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! destroy a universal childhood belief.)

YAYYYYY!! its ovaaaaaaa lol i hope it didnt bore u 2 much and if u made it this far WOW congrats for not giving up