A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

Malfoy wants to get back at his cheating boyfriend so he asks Harry to be his pretend boyfriend. Or, that awkward moment when your roommate that you're in love with wants you to start kissing him in public.

Who knew the shy Japanese skater can be one hell of a sexy daddy?

AU NO MAGIC Draco Malfoy has grown up with rock, slurpees, and skateboarding. But there's one more thing he's grown up with... and that's Harry Potter. Gotta love irony, especially when it comes with contacts. Drarry DracoxHarry Haco HarryxDraco

HPDM pre-slash, past HPGW. In the wake of yet another break-up with Ginny, Harry finds an unexpected option: Draco Malfoy and an offer that will change his future. COMPLETE.

HPDM, minor HPGW. Draco accidentally walks into the middle of an overheated argument between Potter and his Weasley, and nearly walks out again. But when he doesn't, it brings a spark to flame that would never have started on its own. A tale of five times Draco and Harry stand together. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, two-shot. After an unexpected revelation about Scorpius's heritage, Draco discovers that his relationship to his son, and, oddly enough, his relationship to Harry Potter, both need to change. COMPLETE.

Harry has been stuck with the Dursley family for years, but finally he's out and can go to the prestigious Hogwarts Academy. Upon arriving, he starts hearing a voice in his head. He's on the edge of his rope, Draco knows that, but can Draco realize his feelings and try to save Harry from himself, before it's too late? NO MAGIC AU! Drarry! -COMPLETE-

Harry has been working as the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts for several years, and he knows that he's supposed to be a mature adult. Yet, after years of rivalry, he has no idea why he agrees to go to Hogwarts' second Yule Ball with Draco Malfoy.

Draco wants Potter. In order to get him, Draco tries a more direct approach. That's how Gryffindors were, weren't they?

Draco lost the game and gained a boyfriend.

"you're pregnant, mr. potter." "what the heck? excuse me?" harry potter's life has been as normal as it can be after the war. well, except for the fact that he's now pregnant. looks like he took the wrong potion. and who on earth could the father be? oh, that's right. it's draco malfoy. find out in what cliche way that these two boys could fall in love this time.

Side story to Self-fulfilling Prophecy. Having dreamt for years of being Harry Potter's best friend, Draco is more than happy to finally find himself being considered Harry's friend. Then he had to go and mess it up by falling in love with Harry. But did he really mess up? Draco's pov; slash; angst; last scene in the story

Side story to Self-fulfilling Prophecy. Later, Scorpius would state that the day he met Harry changed his life significantly. Some angst; set in the beginning of the story; Scorpius' pov

Harry and Draco return to Hogwarts after the War. Things have changed. MATURE THEMES. Mentions of abuse, self harm. SMUT SMUT FLUFFY FUN SMUT.

Harry Potter has returned for a quiet eighth year at Hogwarts but he hadn't counted on Draco Malfoy being so infuriatingly difficult. Drarry oneshot.

dear seeker, i've just found out that i'm gay. help? sincerely, gay panic eighth year has come around, and hermione granger's had the idea to make a school newspaper. and in an anonymous ask section, harry's answering the questions of students. but how he can be be falling in love with one of the askers? [post war] [drarry, among other ships]

HPDM pre-slash, fiveshot. Harry doesn't want to have custody of Draco after the war, but at least Draco couldn't get into much trouble at the Burrow. Soon enough, though, Harry will be wishing for the kind of trouble he thought he was going to have. COMPLETE.

The subway should be here by now. Actually, it should have gotten to the station at 4.35pm, like every week day because that's the exact time she takes it to go home after work. / Percabeth College AU. Punk!Percy Preppy!Annabeth

Harry and Draco have gone in opposite directions since the war: Harry more involved in the magical world, Draco more involved in the Muggle one. When they meet unexpectedly one day, it's a chance for both of them to get a glimpse of the world they left behind. COMPLETE.

After coming out to the world, Harry and Draco are trying to build their future together, but certain people seem hell bent on tearing them apart. "Falling" Part 3/3. Post-Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant, super fluffy smut.

A year after the end of the war, Harry begins an unexpected correspondence with the mother of his one-time enemy. Through their letters, Harry and Narcissa develop an unlikely friendship that redefines the Malfoys' place in the new wizarding society and brings Harry closer to someone he never thought he'd befriend. Drarry with some Harry/Ginny thrown in there. EWE.

HPDM slash, one-shot. Draco has his own House pride, and his own conception of what's romantic. But for once, he wants to do something that will fit someone else's notions of it, and even someone else's notions of House pride. Specifically, Harry Potter's. COMPLETE.

When Draco's babysitter cancels on him, he has no option but to bring his son to work, despite the fact he has an extremely important day ahead of him. Rescue comes from the most unlikely of places, and Draco ends up having a day he never could have planned, or hoped, for. Muggle AU, smut. Birthday present!

HPDM slash. After the war, Harry and Draco find that they are still capable of astonishing each other. COMPLETE.

So far, Harry Potter's Eight Year at Hogwarts has been incredibly uneventful. Exams are fast approaching and Hogwarts is finally as normal as a wizarding school can be. Harry Potter finds himself itching for trouble, but when a strange incident leaves Harry trapped in a twenty-four hour time loop, the only thing Harry knows for certain is that Draco Malfoy is definitely involved.

10-year-old Harry and Draco are evacuated from London during the Blitz, and through a logistical error, end up sharing not only a home but a bed. Follow them as they grow up against the backdrop of the war, discovering who they really are and slowly falling in love. WWII Muggle AU. Mild smut, warnings for some thoughts of self harm/suicide.

"I know we're not in love with each other. But we could be. If you let us. If you gave us, this a chance." WARNING(S) for Angst, MPREG and mentions of pregnancy termination

Harry comes into work one day to find a box with a baby owl inside sitting on his desk, and a note from a mystery well-wisher. Post Hogwarts AU, non-epilogue compliant. No smut, pre-relationship fluff.

From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."

Draco never thought he would get his happy ending, until he did. Does a true happy ending exist for him, though? A secret from the past seems to disagree. Birthday fic; Draco's pov; MPreg; slash; angst; secrets; character death

Draco retreated after the war. Despite the Wizarding world turning a smiling, forgiving face to any and all with a black name and stained reputation, he wanted none of it. All Draco wanted was to be left alone. Unfortunately for him, Harry Potter doesn't want to leave him alone. And more than that, he finds himself with the most unlikely of house guests that he just can't seem...

Three weeks after they first got together, Harry and Draco are enjoying their relationship in secret. When it is forced into the open though, Harry worries what will happen . "Falling" Part 2/3. Hogwarts Eighth Year, non-epilogue compliant, smut.

A cruel remark about his recent weight gain threatens to push Draco over the edge. Harry however is determined to pick up the pieces and put him back together. "Falling" Part 1/3. Hogwarts Eighth Year, non-epilogue compliant, no smut.

Pansy brings Cupid Crystals to Hogwarts and picks two unlucky victims. They don't seem to be working though. I wonder why. Eighth-year Hogwarts, Drarry, slash, that's about it I think though

The Prophet runs an article many misinterpret as an April Fools joke, and Harry is absolutely furious. Post Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant, established relationship. No smut. Birthday Present!

When Hogwarts decides that Quidditch needs even more chaos, the decide to bring in a spell that will take two faces of two people with so much chemistry, it is almost certain they will end up together, and make them kiss. A modified version of a muggle "kiss cam". Enter Harry and Draco. Drarry, Eighth-Year

Draco and Harry decide to visit the Mirror of Erised. The results were less than expected. Drarry, Eighth-Year, and Snape's still alive because fuq rules

The Slytherins thought it'd be fun to start a drinking game for every time Malfoy mentions Potter. It was not. Slight Drarry,Hogwarts eighth-year, OC's

Harry is fed up with always being single at weddings. Draco reckons he can do something about that. Muggle AU. No smut.

Draco is struggling with his anxiety as he arrives at his aunt's house to help Andy and Teddy out. Will the presence of Teddy's godfather, the handsome and friendly Harry Potter, make any difference? Muggle AU, no smut. Birthday present!

It was supposed to be the biggest day in Harry Potter's life, the day he would marry the woman of his dreams, but it all fell apart after one glance at the caterer. Muggle AU. Slash fic. COMPLETE

Harry knows his dorm mate has a secret that's eating him up inside. One night he finally decides to try and help. Muggle collage roommate AU. Smut.

Sequel to "Hide and Seek". Harry had a brilliant night with Draco when he rescued him from his stupid ex-boyfriend, and was looking forward to their impending date. But now, it seems his own hesitations might get in the way of everything. Muggle AU, little bit of smut.

Harry thinks kissing Malfoy is a good way to keep all the girls away. Draco thinks kissing Potter will make people stop bothering him. Everybody wins!

Draco is strong-armed into spending the first Christmas after the War with the Weasleys. And Harry Potter. WARNING(S) for slight angst and mentions of Fred Weasley's death.

Inspired by Tom Felton's plank all over me interview on radio 1. 8th year plank challenge. Leads to Drarry.

Getting Draco Malfoy as a boss was not the worst thing that happened to Harry; getting a crush on him was. Contains: oblivious!Harry, a beautiful angel statue, complex magic, colour-coding, slow-building romance and a pinch of pining. And nothing remotely 50-shadesy at all (I merely thought the title was funny). Written for 2015 HD Erised fest on LJ.

MPWW - M for later chapters - Remus has had a secret crush on Sirius for a very long time. When Lily finally catches on, she decides to do whatever she can to help Remus get what he wants. After all, she has a plan. And her plans never fail!

On Christmas Eve, Harry is alone in Godric's Hollow feeling the loss of his family more keenly than any other time of year. Good thing is, he's not alone for long. Post-Hogwarts non-epilogue compliant.

Draco's heartbroken and has had far too much to drink, but Harry is there for him, though not quite in the way he wants. EWE, PWP.

HPDM slash. Most problems Harry tries to solve after the war are not simple. But the Malfoys, unexpectedly, are. Even when Harry finds himself falling in love with their son. COMPLETE.

Six years after the disastrous event known as Teddy visiting Santa, Harry decides to visit one again with his son. But it looks like Santa and Malfoys are not meant to mix at all. Sequel to Malfoys and Santa Don't Mix Well; Christmas oneshot; Harry's Pov; mentioned MPreg; smidgen of violence; very implied mature scene; Santa being too touchy-feely; awkward pick-up lines; slash

Draco crossed the line one too many times and he's paying the price for it now. All he wants is to have Harry back and he's going to make his wish come true, no matter what it takes. Draco's pov; slash; mentioned derisive sneers; past MPreg; Christmas oneshot

Draco has a debt to pay off, no matter what Potter thinks. And he has a Very Good Idea to go along with it. Things don't go as planned.

It's the morning after the full moon of December 1979, and Sirius realises all is not well with his boyfriend Remus. Canon compliant, contains smut and a bucket load of feels.

HPDM slash. Harry and Draco are having fun debating what they'll be after Hogwarts. And making obscure mythological references. COMPLETE.

Hermione buys Harry a journal and he ends up using it to record his DEEP THOUGHTS. Not surprisingly, those tend to mostly involve Draco Malfoy. Mature content herein, M rating for a reason, be warned, etc and so on.

Astoria isn't able to conceive due to a misfired spell. Harry offers to be their surrogate, wanting to help one of his best friends. Draco agrees and while both think they can keep their hearts out of it, it will prove very difficult to just stay friends when Harry falls pregnant. Implied mature content; Mpreg; surrogacy; angst; cheating; arranged marriage; more warnings in story

AU - Rated M for later chapters. Sirius is sent to a mental institution after the ultimate prank on his parents fails. Here he meets Remus, a strange boy accused of murder. Can Sirius solve the mystery and save Lupin's life? And will Remus let him?

Draco is having a bad day, when he runs into Harry for the first time since school, and is pleased that he's not the only one happy at the coincidence. Post Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant. No smut, just feels. Written to celebrate 1,500 followers on Tumblr!

When Castiel Novak, a twelve-year-old boy with the blue eyes like a cloudless summer sky, moves in next to The Winchesters' house, Dean knows that things will never be the same again.

The only reason Harry agrees to these Ministry publicity articles is he knows he's in safe hands with Draco Malfoy as his stylist. But then a shoot doesn't quite go to plan and Harry worries his secret is out. Post-Hogwarts non-epilogue compliant. Tiny bit of smut, mostly just fluff.

HPDM slash. Harry didn't think he would ever have a family beyond the Weasleys. But then, at one point he could have said the same about the Dursleys. What's most important is that he has a family now with Andromeda, Teddy, and even the Malfoys. And maybe those years before gave him the ability to have what he has now. COMPLETE.

Harry doesn't always have the best luck at Halloween, but maybe in the end it'll turn out okay? American Muggle AU chronicling Harry and Draco's relationship over the years. Bit of smut and angst, but mostly feels.

Draco is trying to study when he is distracted by a gorgeous stranger. Muggle AU, no smut.

Draco loves every single bit of Harry, even the bits he doesn't like himself. Post Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant. Smut. Body image issues.

An explosion in the Potions classroom sets off a chain of unlikely events.

Draco and Harry throughout the years. Oneshot. Drarry

When Harry returns for his Eighth Year at Hogwarts, he quickly suspects Draco Malfoy is up to something again. Post Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant. No smut.

Harry has been gone for the past few years, unable to tell those he loves whether or not he was alive or dead. When he returns home, he is surprised to find he has some very important letters waiting for him. Post-Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant. No smut, all feels. Birthday present!

Harry is hiding from his recent ex-boyfriend, and Draco comes to his rescue. Muggle AU. No smut. Birthday present!

Harry gets benched for a match. He wins anyway. Written for the hd cliche fest on LJ. Warnings for mature content and slash. Not suitable for minors

Draco needs to get his patronus if he ever wants to pass his Auror training, so Harry reluctantly steps in to help. Post-Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant. LITTLE BIT OF SMUT. Birthday Present!

And still they didn't talk about it. Because, surely, if they didn't talk about it, it meant it wasn't real, right?

So, Harry's sick, Draco's getting suspicious, and just why is he offering his boyfriend so many sweets in apology? Someone's in trouble...

Quidditch has evolved and Potter & Malfoy are the new super-star duo of the sport. Draco still has some lingering issues he needs to work out with his partner though. Post-Hogwarts, non-epilogue compliant. MOSTLY SMUT. Birthday Present!

After their fling in the hay barn, Harry and Draco's relationship is going strong, strong enough for Draco to want to introduce Harry to his parents properly. However, will a puddle of mud undo all his high hopes? Follow up to "A Roll In The Hey". Muggle AU. SMUT. Birthday Present! Part 2 of 5.

Draco's family have hired a new farm hand to help around Malfoy Orchid and Estate, and Draco just can't keep his eyes off him. Muggle AU. SMUT. Birthday Present! Part 1 of 5.

When Harry gets mixed up in a companion bonding ceremony he finds himself bound to Draco. Bickering. Foxes. Unexpected attractions. Happy ending.

After months (years, really) of pining, Harry accidentally asks Malfoy out on a date.

When Draco and Hermione get pregnant at the same time, their husbands take it upon themselves to make a small bet or five. This was Mistake Number One. (Warnings for MPREG)

HPDM slash, oneshot. Going into the Veil isn't easy for anyone- except Harry Potter, the Master of Death. And when it becomes too easy, when Harry disappears into the Veil in search of his godfather, it's up to Unspeakable Draco Malfoy to bring him back out. COMPLETE.

When Harry and Draco's youngest son has some trouble at school with a teacher, they have to step in and defend not only him but their whole family. Post Hogwarts Drarry. Fluff, no smut. Follows on from "Waiting".

Draco tries to soothe Harry as they wait anxiously for the arrival of their first child. Post Hogwarts. Non-Epilogue Compliant. Drarry. No smut. NOT MPREG (just to be clear lol).

Harry is having a doozy of a time raising his three kids by himself. He's just glad for the small blessing that is preschool. But when he runs late one day, he runs into a familiar face who happens to be in a similar situation. It may be the beginning of something beautiful.

I think the title sums it up pretty nicely. Eighth year.

HPDM slash. Draco Malfoy is a werewolf. Harry Potter is a human Auror who doesn't smell of fear. COMPLETE.

Prequel to Starting Over. Being the lover on the side was something Harry wasn't proud of, but he put up with it just so he could be with him. One discovery, however, turns his world upside down. Slash; implied lemon; MPreg; infidelity; angst; drama

Sequel to Starting Over. Divorced parents don't mean the end of the world and Scorpius discovers that sometimes bad things can lead to good ones, even if the path towards them isn't always smooth. Angst, bit of drama, established slash, past infidelity, implied MPreg

Prequel to Starting Again. Scorpius' parents finalized their divorce and Scorpius is introduced to the new partner of his father. It turns out that a new partner and divorced parents aren't the only things that are going to change his life forever. Angst; a bit of drama; MPreg; Scorpius' pov; past infidelity; established slash

Harry really should start listening to him more. Good thing Draco was at least prepared for this. Established slash; MPreg; birth; fluff

Harry adopts a Veela. He really, really didn't mean to.

Scorpius didn't want to upset either one of his parents after the divorce. One night, however, makes him rethink his decision to remain neutral towards the new partner of his father. MPreg; past infidelity; some drama; some foul language; Scorpius' pov; established slash

When Harry moves into the damp and empty Black house, it doesn't quite feel like home. And then the first owl moves in. After that, it's a steep slope leading to bed-sharing, more owls, assorted housemates, strange potions experiments, and terrible cooking. And a bit of waltzing, too. Written for 2014 HD Erised.

Something is nagging Scorpius for a while now. He doesn't look like daddy at all. How are they supposed to be a real family if he doesn't look like daddy? Angst, smidgen of violence, drama, implied character death, established slash, possible sensitive subject

Harry's dearest wish comes true one winter night. It's nothing like he imagined but that doesn't mean it's not perfect.

Harry, Draco and a teeny tiny Malfoy. This was originally a set of oneshots, that got made into an arc by popular demand. Have fun, kids!

Simply sex. Hot, passionate, rousing sex between the two deemed least likely to coheres; Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Followed by a bit of Humor. Drarry. Smutty Motherfckin 'M'

Side oneshot to Will you be my daddy? A couple of weeks after Conall joined their family, it will be Halloween and Scorpius is determined to celebrate this holiday with both his parents and his two siblings. Even if he has to be a bit sneaky about it. Halloween fic; implied MPreg; Sneaky Scorpius

HPDM slash. There is no reason for the Ministry to pull Unspeakable Draco Malfoy off his Dark artifacts detail and assign him to negotiate with Harry Potter's werewolf pack. Draco suspects a set up. When he meets Harry, however, he has to wonder if it's a different kind of set up than he anticipated. Updated every Tuesday. COMPLETE.

Non-magic AU, 2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

HPDM slash, one-shot. Draco, whose own virginity is his source of private humiliation, is stunned to read that Harry Potter has just confessed to his own virginity. In public. Under Veritaserum. Eventually, he has to speak to Potter. COMPLETE.

Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This was written for the hd smoochfest and is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Please do skim through the notes before reading further. Thank you!

This is Bickering Husbands Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy at a dinner party featuring a few of their best friends. Also featuring tons of swearing, name calling, and italics. (all's fair in the game of love and apples ya feel) (also poor Hermione). Post Hogwarts AU.

[DRACOxHarry, VAMPIRE!Draco] Whilst Voldemort's prisoner, Draco is made a vampire and forced to drink Harry's blood. Exploding with rage at what he now is, he helps Harry to kill Voldemort. But once back at Hogwarts, Draco finds himself addicted to Harry's blood. ((Front cover by Carlesjo))

Non-Magic AU, 1976-1978: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's boarding school, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart. Warning: underage sex, drug use, self-harm, past child death, past child sex abuse, PTSD. Liberties taken with British boarding school culture. Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Where Malfoy is concerned, Harry has always been a little touched in the head. Oneshot written for the Kink n Squick Fest at LJ. Mature content, elements of dub con, slightly dark. Not fit for minors. Please proceed with caution.

When the Slytherins decide to pull a seemingly harmless prank on Draco's new boyfriend and longtime rival, Harry Potter, things don't necessarily go as planned - and Draco finds himself having to save the day. Hogwarts AU 8th Year. Established relationship. Beware of fluff.

It wasn't going to be easy handling four teenagers over the summer holidays. But it was definitely going to be worth it. Join a newly married Harry and Draco as they attempt to handle their unruly bunch over the summer vacation. Pranks, drama, fluff and family fun, all around!

Draco is quite certain that he's heard something strange outside. Harry just really wishes he hadn't offered to share a tent with the Slytherin prat in the first place. Hogwarts AU. This is my version of H/D sharing-a-tiny-tent cliche. (I'm cool).

Draco and Harry meet in the Forbidden Forest in their wolf form falling fast and hard, and eventually bonding with each Unfortunately bonding in their animal forms doesn't mean they are happily bonded straight away in a real life Creature!fic, Werewolf!Draco, Animagus!Harry, fumbled first time, snarky!Draco, knotting, bottom!Draco, bonding

HPDM preslash. Series of one-shots set during eighth year, as Harry and Draco, quietly, make things together.

Draco's a cat Animagus. He has a difficult relationship with Ron, who's a terrier Animagus, but Harry loves him anyway. These are separate, standalone fics on the same timeline; the first is fluffy comedy, the second and third PWP.

Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.

The first three years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's relationship starts and ends with provocative staring. Harry/Draco, Draco/Harry

Nobody said achieving your animagus form was easy. Draco could handle being a wolf pup for a while, right? How bad could it be? Written for hd cliche 2013. Long, fluffy fic with feelz. Warnings for violence (not too graphic).

Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

A one-shot Drarry fic. Mild slash. "Harry remembered how close the Sorting Hat had been to placing him in Slytherin, wondering how easily he could have gone down the same path as the sly, cunning blond boy who had his silver-grey eyes locked on his." In this midnight escapade through memory, reflection, and lust, they are finally able to lay their hatred, fear and anger to rest.

When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.

Harry learns that Malfoy's an Unspeakable. Clearly, the git is up to something! Bit of smut. So fyi on that ...

A fluffy one-shot between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter

Bitten by a werewolf doesn't always mean that you'll transform into a werewolf but it definitely increases your animalistic instincts and behaviour. Harry will learn that at first hand. Creature!Fic, Top!Draco, Bottom!Harry, dub-con, alpha/omega dynamics, knotting, heat/mating

Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.

Draco only knows one way to apologize to Harry and move on. But will Harry listen and take him back?

Harry gets slutty when drunk. Draco tops. Hard slash, PWP.

Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!

A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)

What happens when Harry and Draco end up in a very small closet together. Warning smut. Vampire!Malfoy; Post-war; "8th year" at Hogwarts. Filch got a new cat too. ONESHOT WITH A SEQUEL...so I guess it's actually a twoshot

Harry and Draco become business partners in their eighth year at Hogwarts. Animosity quickly melts away into acquaintanceship into something more, perhaps? Another sort of business agreement comes into play, but will it be enough? Harry/Draco; Drarry. Silly fluff, nothing too serious. Rating for later chapters.

PWP: Harry and Draco are living together, but still can't agree on things. This time, its shower products [Warnings: Slightly cliched plot, man-on-man sexy times, sarcastic Draco, inappropriate use of shower gel].

Draco's a tea snob. One day, Harry tries to make tea for him. Post-Hogwarts AU featuring a pompous!Draco and lots of stupid bickering. Also a cat named Maxie or Macy. We're not entirely sure.

While on a Ministry assignment, Harry stumbles across a wasted, homeless, mess of a Malfoy in Muggle London. What to do with a Malfoy who has lost everything? Take care of him, of course! Drarry; Harry/Draco.

When Hermione finally spoke; her voice was breathless and barely audible over the sudden whispers that filled the entire hall, "well, you don't see that every day, do you?" H/D Slash!

Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.

Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.

Harry walks in on Draco crying in the bathroom and misunderstands the situation. Weeks later, and it's still all he can think about. Draco needs to know why. Drarry; Harry/Draco.

After suffering from intense physical abuse all of his life, Harry had never known what real love was. It was up to Draco to show him. AU. Extremely fluffy.

Draco has a secret admirer sending him gifts for the twelve days of Christmas. Who could it possibly be, and does Draco return their affection? Harry/Draco Christmas fluff :)

Draco hated that he had to accompany Harry and Teddy to the mall to visit Santa Claus. No point in visiting a fake one in his opinion. Wait, what does that idiot think he's doing with pulling Harry on his lap? Mentioned Mpreg; Drarry, fluff, oneshot for Christmas, a bit of foul language courtesy of an angryDraco

HPDM slash. Draco has thought of the perfect sequence of gifts to give to Harry; now if only Harry will be flattered into accepting them. Hogwarts eighth year, fluff. COMPLETE.

After waking up on Christmas morning, Teddy goes to wake his cousin Draco and what he finds makes his Christmas when he sees that his Christmas wish has come true.

Harry and Draco bump into each other at a club. Guess who has a Parseltongue kink? *Post Hogwarts AU. Slash.*

Harry goes for nightly walks, and someone starts following him. Harry tries to smoke them out, and they end up stuck in the Forbidden Forest together. Drarry silly fluff!

Snape has had enough of Harry and Draco bickering constantly and decides to force them to take a Friendship Potion.

A short little fluffy proposal fic with just a dash of drama in the midst. Drarry!

Draco wears his hair down instead of gelling it back, and Harry can't focus. Fluffy Drarry one-shot!

After meeting his godfather again in the hospital, Teddy starts to remember the moments where it all went wrong between him and Harry. Angst, implied prostitution, drama, Drarry, AU. Teddy's point of view. A bit dark. Please read and review. Rated M for implied prostitution and language at times

Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.

Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Takes place in "eighth year". Draco returns to Hogwarts to receive his NEWTs and finds himself crushing on the confident and downright sexy Harry Potter !

After much thought, Draco comes to the conclusion that he wants Harry Potter. And what Draco Malfoy wants, Draco Malfoy gets. Now all he needs is a plan. But there's just one problem, his innocent little Gryffindor isn't as clueless as he thinks. And funnily enough, it seems Draco isn't the only Slytherin interested in inter house unity. Solution? Seduction and sweet, sweet chaos.

This fluffy ficlet was written as a mini wedding gift for the fabulous saras girl. I rather like how it turned out. :D

Draco has a major freak-out in the car. Harry looks for a way to distract him. Kinky, smutty little one-shot featuring good old road-head! Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco. Not fit for minors. Written for Furrina and Yeyet Cullen who gave the prompt 'Draco in a Car'.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy locked up alone in Grimmauld Place was just asking for trouble. As far as everyone else is concerned, it was bound to happen eventually; Creevey's thrilled, and Snape's not pleased.

Draco wants to play games. Harry wants to take back what's his. Warning s : Use of toy s , slash and heavy sexual themes. Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco of sorts.

Harry and Draco have a minor problem, and Harry has an idea to use a Muggle product to fix it. What was he getting into when he took Draco to a Muggle store? MPREG

Healer Malfoy is brilliant, but kind of horrible with patients. And Harry.

Drarry one-shot. Harry declares his feelings for Draco, but the blonde just doesn't seem to get it! Rated M for mature content in later chapters. SLASH.

Draco has a certain quirk. Basically, started out as a small ficlet and turned into this whole, plotty...thing. I still like it though. Slash, and apples- those are my warnings. BEWARE!

Harry always thought he had suspiciously good luck, only now… that good luck has run out. Who would have thought that one drunken night with fuzzy memories would leave Harry pregnant with Malfoy's child? It certainly hadn't crossed Harry's mind. Rated M. Slash.

Albus is startled to realize he has feelings for a certain blonde-haired Slytherin. Who happens to be his best mate. Oh, and a MALE. Will he mess it all up? Or can he fix things before it's too late?

Harry catches Malfoy in a delicate situation post-Quidditch, and can't seem to stop himself from... enjoying the scene. Slash. One-shot. Rating for safety.

Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.

Harry comes home on his birthday, only to find Draco in a bit of a mess after attempting to bake Harry a cake. Drarry, oneshot, very fluffy

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Albus Severus and Scorpius are caught snogging in the hall by Professor Longbottom and are given detention in the Greenhouse. Smuttiness ensues! RATED M FOR A REASON!

After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

Harry is exasperated, and Draco doesn't want to go home. An awww inducing one shot featuring possessive!protective!Harry and drunk!Draco

Draco and Harry find each other popping up in their minds and after a moonlit meeting everything seems perfect. Until Ginny finds out.

Draco Malfoy finds himself questioning everything during the war. He had always been told what side to fight for, but when he realises his true feelings, he must decide whether to follow his head or his heart and choose sides as Voldemort begins his attacks on the school and everyone inside.

Harry takes Draco's cherry in the Slytherin dungeons. Chapter two: Draco returns the favor.

There's a 33.3% chance that Harry is the father of Draco's baby and a 66.6% chance he isn't but when have the odds ever been in Harry's favour anyway? Starts as a foursome fic and contains HP/DM/RW/BZ and various derivations thereof, but is still a H/D fic.

Harry accidentally ruins Draco's favorite jumper when he washes it with his favorite red socks. The savior of the wizarding world has to find a way to make it up to his lover. Draco/Harry slash. Rimming, spanking, oral, anal. Don't like, don't read.

NOW COMPLETE! After an interesting year at Hogwarts, everyone gets together for a graduation party in the Heads Common Room. Draco brings out an enchanted Kareoke machine that picks a song for you based on your feelings. Confessions and Hiliarity ensue. SEQUEL ON ITS WAY!

Harry keeps awaking wrapped around Draco, who does Not Do Cuddling with all the extra seriousness the capitalisation awards. Cracky schmoop ensues.

Sirius Black is a musical prodigy at an academy for "gifted" and "troubled" musicians. When a new boy joins the school Sirius can't seem to get him off his mind. Muggle AU story centred around music.

Harry and Draco, while in the closet, are forced to go in the closet until they come out of the closet by coming in the closet. Slash, Harry x Draco, One-Shot

Albus and Scorpius are best mates, but does one want more? When they agree to be models for the muggle art "Life Drawing" they had no idea what they were getting into or where it would take their friendship. Rating: MA

Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH

ASP/SM One-shot : RATED M.

There has to be an Origin to everything, even magic. To bad Harry had to find that out the hard way, and with a certain blonde Slytherin in tow... MPreg, Creature fic DMHP, Sirius is alive cause I wuv him

Sirius notices a certain person passing by the café where he works everyday, and cant help but to wonder who he is. One day, he manages to start talking with him ...who is this Remus Lupin, and what secrets is he keeping? Sirius/Remus, muggle AU

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE

When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.

Albus and Scorpius are stuck working on a holiday. Luckily, Albus knows a way to make things more interesting. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN, ETC.

Since James found Sirius and Remus getting out of a broom closet, looking rather ravished, he knows they're dating,but why are they keeping it from him? James plans to make them tell him without having to ask...but it's harder than he thought Sirius/Remus

There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries

Alyssa Potter-Malfoy doesn't know what to expect from her Papa when she brings a date over. She just hopes her boyfriend doesn't leave crying.

Ron and Neville hear noises in their dorm room.

Quick little Drarry Slash. Smutty Smut. Will be finished shortly.

HPGW, HPDM. Harry's already happily married to Ginny when word comes that Malfoy is bonded to him. Law and custom don't give him the option of refusing. The stages of his reaction, one by one. COMPLETE.

Little drarry ficlets for the 25 days of Christmas. Full of good ole fashioned Christmas fluff.

Some words are meant to be sexy. Others...aren't.

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Sirius' name is the only part of his childhood that he keeps when he leaves home. And sometimes, when Remus says it, he can understand why he never wanted to let it go.

Remus loves storms. He gives Sirius a reason to love them too. Sirius/Remus Post-Marauder, pre-Azkaban era.

Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.

It doesn't matter how many times Malfoy smirks at him in the corridors. It doesn't even matter that Harry's career is on the line. It's been happening for months, and he can't seem to break free. SLASH Harry/Draco

Remus/Sirius one-shot. Remus has realised that as a werewolf he has a mate... M rated for a reason!

Sometimes the world is cruelest to those who don't deserve it. For Remus Lupin, he isn't leaving, he is returning to where he belongs. Remus/Sirius James/Lily

Sequel to Muggle Sarcasm And Rita Skeeter Don't Mix. Draco promised that Rita Skeeter would pay for bad mouthing his husband and he gets his revenge in a most unusual way. Slash. Drarry. Fluffy.

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

Draco Malfoy wakes up feeling off. Blaise and Pansy act suspicious, Weasley and Granger feel sorry for him, and every time he sees Harry Potter he feels like something is missing. Has Draco lost his mind? Or something else? Hogwarts.

Smutty little Drarry oneshot. M FOR CONTENT

No one knew Draco had a daughter, but due to unfortunate circumstances surrounding the end of the War he'll have to bring her to school for his eighth year. Perhaps a bit of innocence can help to open eyes.

Harry recieves a letter he wasn't meant to, from Draco, confessing a lot. Drarry, non canon. More info inside.

Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?

Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP

My take on the Room of Requirement scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

"Well, that was interesting…." Scorpius said softly, grinning as they entered their dorm. Hehehe Albus/Scorpius. Rated M for some parts.

Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD

Ehhhh this is a one-shot gone awry. haha it explains it inside. : D/H Rated M for a reason

Yes, I am on a Drarry kick, I know. But you love it! : Draco and Harry are working together, when Draco has something to confess. *PRETTY EXPLICIT* M/M SLASH Rated M One-Shot.

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

Albus is stressing out about turning sixteen and the fact that he has never snogged anyone. Scorpius is happy to share his superior knowledge. Fluffy oneshot with mild adult content.

Draco brews a potion he means to give to Harry, but what happens when the boy-who-lived walks in on him wearing only a cloak and a lacey blue thong? drarry. bottom!Draco. based off ile-o's comic of the same title

When Harry heads out to the pitch to relieve some stress, he finds himself not alone. Draco followed him out and with tempers raging, what will happen between them? M/M. Mature Content!

Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!

A Sequel to one-shot LOOSEN UP MY BUTTONS! Please read that first, if you haven't already! In this Non-Magical AU, Draco is determined to win over Harry Potter, the wild but stubborn band-junkie. But Potter is hesitant to commit...

Interviews are awkward enough, but having an interview with your former enemy—your incredibly GORGEOUS former enemy—is even worse. The sexual tension is high, and Harry is more than willing to let Draco have his way.

Harry is trying to live his life as normally as possible, until a man shows up on his doorstep, lost and starving. Includes 10 Chapters. complete.

Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.

Harry find's someone in his hiding spot among the trees. HP/DM Smutty Smutty Fest YAY!

This is an AU SiriusXRemus story in which Remus is married to Nymphadora who dies in a car crash. Leaving him covered in scars and alone with their 4 month old Teddy. After losing his wife he meets her cousin Sirius Black...

Draco has always loved Quidditch, but now he loves it even more. Harry/Draco. Mature content.

Written for leo draconis's Shared Bed Fest on lj. Pansy and Blaise are tired of hearing Draco complain about Harry Potter. Their solution? Tie him to Harry's bed, of course!

James thought his son is innocent. Remus is realistic. Harry doesn't have a clue why he gets congratulated. And Sirius wants a new motorcycle. What does this all have to do with what James saw? Crackfic, Drarry, yaoi? LOL Read and find out! XD

If Hermione knows one thing, it's that Harry needs to talk to her about what she thinks she knows. Harry knows something is afoot, and Ron knows that the breakfast situation is critical. HPDM and HGRW AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Fairly daft.

Harry has completed his Auror training and is happy with his life. There's just one thing he's missing...one thing he needs. H/D Strong sexual content.

Smutty Draco/Harry Fic. It's my first! Don't like? Don't Read Pleaseee :

I've taken a very AU turn from the Sectumsempra scene. Not everything changes, but one small thing can make a very big difference. HPDM Hogwarts!fic Slash!Wwritten as my contribution to the Fandom Against Domestic Violence fundraiser.

That was definitely NOT the note-bird Draco meant to send across the classroom.

ONE SHOT: In this non-magical AU, Draco tries to convince a band junkie Harry that he's worth his time... A/N: So I wrote this maybe 3 years ago and I decided it needed a rehaul to get up to par with the level the sequel is at. Please give it a read!

Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.

Draco's breath between them whispered, "I hate my life. Just hold me." He felt so powerless. All he could do was wrap his arms around the blonde and press his lips into that glorious hair of his. Based on Kenny Chesney's song Somewhere With You. HD Slash!

Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.

In which there's a snowstorm, and Draco is cold, waiting for Harry and is generally whipped with him even though Draco tries not to show it too much by regularly making fun of him in person and when Harry is unavailable in his head. HPDM.

During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD

Harry reluctantly attends one of Slytherin's legendary parties and takes part in a seemingly innocent game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, but this game has an unexpected twist and his sanity and sexual preference are put to the test.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Draco is in denial, Harry is reaching the end of his patience, and Snape is up to something. Or someone. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Utterly pointless, plotless and shameless. HPDM and others.

Harry has trouble with getting his chocolate on his bread. Thankfully, Draco is there to help him with it. Slash, fluff, Drarry, silly drabble. Please read and review!

It's the final battle. Harry and Voldemort are facing each other, ready to kill. Wait, is Bellatrix cheerleading? Lame attempt at crack fic XD Idea comes from my little sister :

Side story All is fair in the game called love. Harry swore he would get Sirius back for his Christmas prank and after thinking about it, he finally found a suitable prank. It's time for Harry to show his Marauder side! No specific warnings, only the lame attempt of an author to write a good prank R&R

Sirius and Remus are acting oddly and James, despite his best intentions, can't help but jump to wild conclusions. SBRL slash. Oneshot.

James and Sirius aren't the only ones trying to figure out why Remus is leaving school once a month. Peter has his own theories. Unfortunately, this is Peter we're talking about.

Tomorrow the world will know that Draco's taken and kept, but what they won't know is that Harry is as well. HPDM, one-shot.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

Another New Year's fic I like to write on holidays :P - It's nearly midnight on New Years Eve and Draco Malfoy's stuck in a cupboard with Harry bloody Potter.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D

Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.

Sequel to Draco's fetishism. How are their lives now after the birth? And how does their son feel about having Draco as his father when he's so obsessed with Harry's body? Slash, MPreg, DM/HP, Not my best summary, but please read and review!

Harry/Draco. Politics make Harry want to smack someone. Luckily, he has Draco there to be smacked. Warnings: spanking, D/s. Note: neither character expresses the author's political views. This is porn, not polemic.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Since Harry's pregnant, Draco developed a certain fetishism... Wonder if Harry is happy with that? Slash, Draco/Harry, light bondage, mentioned MPreg. Sequel to A big surprise.

Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!

One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*

Harry is following Draco, as usual. This is pretty much complete PWP, so heed the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT thingy. This is where Dyson's glove kink began.

Draco gets suspicious when Harry's always too tired for sex. Is Harry ill of is he cheating? Only one way to find out. DM/HP Slash, Please read and review!

Some morning are easier than others. I can't say anymore with out giving it away! This is: Slash, Drarry, Harry/Draco and just plainly Yaoi! You don't like it too bad!

Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.

Oneshot AU Drarry. Songfic. Draco is Harry's best friend; it only makes sense that he would know who Harry truly belongs with then.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Draco Malfoy is reaching the halfway point of his eighth year of Hogwarts, post-war. Though things are back to normal, Draco feels haunted, suffocated, broken by his past. And he can’t be fixed. Can he? 8th-year return to Hogwarts , EWE, DH-compliant.

Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?

More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

Draco's boyfriend has left him three years ago because he couldn't take it anymore. Now Draco is all alone. Will he ever be happy again? Or does he have to spend the rest of his life and Christmas alone? Slash, read review, please! Merry Christmas!

COMPLETE::7 short stories about how Remus celebrated Christmas from his first year all to the way to his last. From being worried about his new friends to kissing one of them under the mistletoe.

The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.

Tired and irritable, Harry just wants to make dinner. Draco and his kitchen aren’t helping. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.

Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.

Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.

HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

Mostly Draco POV. Draco got a new snake from his mother, find out how his new snake will help him tell his crush how he feels! Harry/Draco! Yummie and delicious! Fluff! I got a beta! And updating it!

Harry and Draco always wanted a big family, but when Harry starts talking about adopting, Draco thinks Harry doesn't want a child of their own. Slash. Harry/Draco. Drarry. mPreg. Major fluff. Sequel posted. First of the Baby trilogy.

Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.

So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

You asked,you begged, and you pleaded!I now deliver what you all have asked!The sequel to Our Baby!Find out what happens next in the life of the Malfoy-Potter family!I didn't want to write it so you all owe me reviews!Second in the Baby trilogy!

A child mirror is used by Witches and Wizards to see their future offspring at the age of 10 should they have a child with their soulmate. When Harry looks what does he see? Slash. Harry/Draco.

Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!

Harry and Draco have been together a while and its summer, Draco visits Harry at the Durselys house. Better than it sounds. oh and it's slash so if you don't like dont read.

McGonagall teaches her students a new spell with some intresting results. Slash. Harry/Draco. Little Ron/Hermione. Reviews are welcome!

Sequel to Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets! HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what Draco Malfoy really gets up to during the school day, according to... Ginny, Blaise, Fred and George, Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle, Madam Pince, Romilda, and Professor McGonagall.

Sequel Posted: HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what 'really' goes on in Harry Potter's bed at night, as told by... Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean, Hermione, Luna, Mr. Filch, Colin, and Professor Snape.

Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.

Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.

Reunions were supposed to be sweet and gentle, not animalistic and rough. Then again, they're very, very happy to see each other. SLASH

They should have hated each other. They shouldn't have felt like this...They shouldn't been in love. Draco/Harry. Slash. One-shot.

At some point during the aftermath of the final battle, and despite the concerns of the newly restored Head of Slytherin house, Harry attempts to return Draco's wand.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

"But I can promise you love my child.A force stronger then any magic.I can promise that you will know the skies my child.I can promise you wings.Butterfly wings Harry.Bear them proud my child.Lily Potter,wife of James,mother of Harry."Draco/Harry.Slash.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

While working on their Defense Against the Dark Arts homework Harry asks Draco an unexpected question and gets an unexpected answer. Slash. Don't like don't read! Reviews help me to improve!

Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.

A one shot sequel to Life From the Start. From the first month to the last, follow Harry and Draco’s journey. Marriage and the welcoming of the newest member of the Potter-Malfoy family are just two of the many things

Draco baught a sexy pair if underwear for his gorgeous husband's birthday and now he wants Harry to model them for him. Harry gives him more than he bargined. Just a fluffy, funny little fic poped in my head. Both are over 18.

Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.

Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.

COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?

Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.

Hermione sets Harry up with his ex-rival. How will things work out?

Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.

While serving a detention for Filch, Draco discovers something that Potter doesn't know about and can't wait to rub his nose in it. What he doesn't expect to discover is the fact that he and Harry share a grief from the same source. Post-DH.

The Slytherin Trio have to sit down and have a serious discussion. But it may be difficult for one person to accept.This is the sequel to my story Harry's Gay, so you might want to read that one first. H/D slash.

The Golden Trio have to sit down and have a serious discussion. But it may be difficult for one person to accept. Slash, as per the title, but no pairing yet. Also RWHG coupledom, if het doesn't squick you. Read, Enjoy, Review.

A short, slashy drabble that wouldn't leave me alone. So here it is! Harry let Draco, his Auror partner, sleep in this morning. Now he is beginning to regret it. D/H slash. Please review!

I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.

Harry tries an obscure spell to get Draco's attention. HPDM SLASH

If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

My first veela fic. Draco's a veela but Harry is ignoring him. Why? DMxHP

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Draco learned something during a blackout at his and Harry's home. Post Hogwarts. HPDM

Part of the Ebony and Ivory FuhQFest! :D Some things are just downright painful...

Harry gets a hickey on his neck, and Ron isn't as imperceptive as he seems. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry

Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.

I am NOT in denial Draco x Harry, oneshot

DH SPOILERS, light HPDM slash. Draco would have gone crazy that year, if it weren't for the house elf, the post owl, and the sundew. Oneshot.

Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!

Hermione stumbles upon Harry's diary. Contains slash. Harry and another male...you'll have to read to find out who...Disclaimer: Cover Image by alek.dar

It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.

Harry gets a bit of a surprise when he visits the annual Hogwarts Art Show. A HarryDraco coming out story.

Harry and Draco are trapped in a basement and Draco is being such a Malfoy... This is just a quickie cute story because I'm frantically typing the next sequel to... whatever.

Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.

Harry took a bath and now his glasses have mysteriously disappeared. DH slash, oneshot.

Complete. Harry and Draco get in a fight. Again. And they get detention. Again. But something different happens this time... Slash HarryDraco

ONESHOT Draco is in love, Hermione is annoyed and Harry is oblivious. The amusing tale of how Harry finally realises who his secret admirer is. Contains slash of the HPDM variety. Pre HBP.

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

A cute story about how it's okay to be different, and someone's going to love you no matter what. Don't be afraid to fall, someone'll catch you in the end. HD slash but very adorably so.

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.

Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.

Harry gains the ability to hear peoples thoughts. ONESHOT HxD

Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.

“Why would you say that?” He asked, hopping on top of the tabletop, gazing at the two boys in question Draco rolled his eyes. “Cause I’m not a completely oblivious dunderhead?” [Complete. HPDM, SFDT]

COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"

In which we ask the age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry is he really wuvs him? Harry makes a rather disturbing discovery.

[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.

[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.

Harry takes Polyjuice potion to help a desperate Hermione get Ron to notice her. Draco takes Polyjuice potion to sneak into the Gryffindor common room. What will happen when the two meet in disguise? HarryDraco slash, RonHermione included.

[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?

{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.

When two certain wizards get on sugar highs, the Dursleys have a tad bit of trouble...

Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)

SLASH. Harry notices Draco watching him, and starts to question his own biases