Helga despertó a la pesadilla más grande de su vida. Claro, en su clase no había habido confesión, ni sentimientos, ni Arnold con la mirada enamorada. En su clase todo todavía era público, con el profesor al frente y con Arnold observándola confundido. Mierda.

All you need to know: Sheldon's an ex-con, released from prison from drug trafficking and gun related charges. Penny's in an abusive relationship with Kurt. RATED M for SEXUAL CONTENT, CONSTANT SWEARING, VIOLENCE, CRIME - SUPER A/U, has absolutely NOTHING to do with the show except the characters and location. - Sheldon/Penny of course. - HIATUS -

"A series of events brings Sheldon and Penny to the brink, with no apologies in sight." MATURE READERS ONLY. ADULT CONTENT. Joint Author Work. CTR69 & Lee Kadivar

"Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people!" Sheldon and Penny are in an untraditional relationship but find themselves at a crossroad and neither wants to give in. - Sheldon/Penny - Super OOC. Sheldon trades in his khaki's for jeans and his Flash shirt for flannel, OOC. - Two-Shot -

His soulmate is a human, and she doesn't know he exists. - Sheldon/Penny - AU - Supernatural - Rated M for language and themes -

Penny get invited her high school reunion and needs Sheldon to do her a huge favour! - Sheldon/Penny -

Story prompt: Flowers. It's the day after Valentine's Day - Sheldon/Penny - ONESHOT -

The meterologists have issued an extreme heat warning, and Sheldon's getting fed up with the looks his friends keep giving their blonde neighbour. - Sheldon/Penny -

It's Sheldon's turn to get married. - Sheldon/Penny -

Penny needs saving, and she doesn't realize it until a pair of blue eyes are staring at her on her wedding day. - Sheldon/Penny - OOC - Inspired by 'A Different World'.

It takes some time, but eventually they'll get there. - Sheldon/Penny -

Penny and Sheldon have some fun together. - Sheldon/Penny - AU - OOC - Rated M For A Reason -

Leonard's a dick, that's not new. Sheldon to Penny's rescue (as always, if you like Leonard don't read my stories, you've been warned). This is Shenny friendship, but if you squint really hard and turn your head to the left you might see some romance. - OOC - AU - Domestic Violence - ONESHOT -

He didn't know what he expected, but what he saw was the furthest thing from it. - OOC - AU - Sheldon/Penny - ONESHOT -

Mr. and Mrs. Smith anyone? But...Shenny. - AU - OOC - ONESHOT - Sheldon/Penny -

His voice was husky as he let a dangerous hand trail up the length of her exposed leg, and rests his fingers on her hip. "Do you know how many men are staring at you?" She loves when he's possessive, "No...tell me," she smiles innocently. "Far too many," he growls in her ear before pulling her flush against him. AU - Sheldon/Penny - OOC - You won't regret reading it.

Throughout the years, Penny and Sheldon have been missing each other by a thread. They come and go and fall in and out of love without even realizing it. Maybe someday they'll get it right, or maybe they'll just be best friends forever.

This is a series of 100 word drabbles from the first season of TBBT. They feature a mixture of both canon and original dialogue that explore the idea of how the scenes could have been different if they had featured a definite Shenny twist instead...Written for the 2018 Multifandom Drabble Exchange

Everyone has gotten older, but their bite hasn't changed.

A pirate learns there are treasures more precious than gold. A belated Talk Like A Pirate Day fic.

The gang are all space pirates! Heavily influenced by ST:TNG, Firefly & POTC & dedicated to our favorite 'ship: Shenny.

A pirate party at Caltech brings out the blaggard in everyone! (Be warned, this starts out canon and ends as a Shenny fic.)

Sheldon has a re-set, when the laws of physics meet dabbling fingertips. A hint of Shenny, set in season 11.

When the recently engaged Sheldon returns home, Penny's not quite sure what to make of his new pragmatic attitude. (Set after the proposal scene in 10.24) This is a little Shenny-banter one shot. Please review as there's so few of us here now.

When Penny wakes up in Vegas with Sheldon passed out in bed next to her, she thinks the only way they can stay friends is if he never finds out what she's done. What she doesn't realize is that he also has a secret of his own. AU from season 4, episode 6. *Shenny*

During the time when Leonard's at the North Sea, Sheldon and Penny kind of develop a sleeping pattern that just might have an interesting outcome. Takes place right after Sheldon and Penny's phone call with Leonard in 07x01: The Hofstadter Insufficiency and goes from there.

Penny thinks there couldn't be anything weirder than Sheldon asking to go along on her ski trip. Little does she know this is the weekend that will change everything between them. AU from mid-season 2. *Shenny*

Sheldon has to find a way to reciprocate when Penny gives him a gift that he loves with no monetary value. Christmas one-shot, AU from early seasons. *Shenny*

Sheldon and Amy were right in the middle of their 'living arrangement experiment' when dark forces intervened. (This is a Shenny story written for HQs Halloween Challenge).

Leonard stopped reading Sheldon's updates to their emergency preparedness plan a long time ago. This was why he was clueless about his friend's changing feelings for the beautiful blonde next door. *Shenny*

Sheldon and Penny and the Howardette baby! what could possibly happen? just a quick, fluffy fic, enjoy! Shenny as always... canon but not really canon friendly... but also sort of is.

Sheldon's in hot water with Amy when she finds him in a very compromising position with Penny. But the situation's not what it looks like... or is it? A humorous Shenny one-shot.

The 10th season of TBBT is upon us, and well I had this little idea, what if I "fixed" each episode? this clearly goes off canon and nixes some story lines, I'll see how long I can keep it up, and try to post a new chapter after each episode. this is just a bit of fun, they're not the best, and they're just fun little re-writes. (may contain some spoilers) enjoy! Shenny as always.

Taco Bell Sauce Package Line: "Nice palm. I read a great deal of pleasure in your future." Rated M for obvious reasons.

Penny and Sheldon and a closet and hiding... oh my!

A little Librarian and Reader A/U. (this was the first Shenny fic I ever wrote, found it over on Tumblr, posting it here. Enjoy!) AU, Shenny as always.

They're a myth right? they don't exist... they can't. Sheldon Cooper is about to discover that they are very much real... and blonde. A Penny and Sheldon tale. Shenny. AU very much so. (fanfic was acting up and so i had to delete and re-post my fic.)

Sheldon doesn't know why Penny's always the one to come after him when he runs away.

This is kinda an AU of S9 when Sheldon decides to start dating again. it's a plot bunny that wouldn't go away... just some fluff. hope you all like it a little bit. it is not Beta'd. enjoy.

Penny always gave Sheldon the best presents. yeah it takes a hard left from canon. (not that strong M.)

In this Universe... Coffee Shop AU.

Just some cute, Shenny fluff. hope you all like it. Happy Valentine's Day!

A fun little idea I had... one-shot for now. Shenny as always. Enjoy.

"The true method of knowledge is experiment."- William Blake… Sheldon and Penny learn that some experiments can lead to the knowledge of self as well as the true meaning of love. Disclaimer: The Big Bang Theory is Chuck Lorre's brain child.

A collection of short stories inspired by my son's frequent insistence that we watch more Looney Tunes.

Sheldon always loved a good prank, especially when it helped him kill two birds with one stone.

Some things are more powerful than science. An AU in six chapters.

Penny, Amy and Bernadette are werewolves. Sheldon, Howard and Raj are vampires. So the big question now is, "Who gets to kill Leonard?"

Leonard's had one too many second chances when word of his infidelity on the North Sea voyage reaches Sheldon and Penny. During their discussions about what to do, they discovered a new closeness and Sheldon comes to similar realizations about Amy. Together, our heroes decide on the most appropriate punishments for their erstwhile significant others' sins.

A vignette of drabbles from 'A World of Challenges', each entry has a separate prompt, each entry 100 words. Story one of this series is complete.

Standing at Penny's door, hoping to offer some comforting tea in the wake of Leonard's betrayal on the North Sea voyage, Sheldon heard a sound inside her apartment that struck fear into his heart. Dashing in, what he finds is not at all what he expected. In the end, the unexpected helps us grow. Pre-Sheldon/Penny.

Fue tan impactante que incluso Rhonda, la autodenominada reina de la murmuración, dio su silencioso permiso para que la exclusiva no avanzara solamente por su cuenta. HA.

Instinto de Caza. Helga era una cazadora, un lobo, un depredador, era puro instinto… Arnold, era un manso corderito, por fuera y por dentro. Pero eso cambiaría… porque debajo de ese suave exterior dormían los instintos. Y cuando ella buscara despertarlos, desataría algo que no podría controlar. Ella sería la presa.

Leonard, Howard and Raj are in search of booty and find more than they can handle, while Sheldon befriends a blonde buccaneer. An AU one-shot, pre-Pilot.

Not every Operating System has a manual. Neither does life. An AU in five chapters.

Four short one-shots about the gang that just happen to occur while the weather is not so sunny.

Sheldon and Penny's prank war from the Panty Piñata Polarization takes a decidedly interesting turn. This one shot is AR/AU/OOC so if you do not like to deviate from canon pairings, do us all a favor and stick to your ship.

Short stories set in alternate universes about how Sheldon and Penny come together.

Penny's has started her new job as a pharmaceutical rep and no one is more pleased than Sheldon. Tag scene for, The Junior Professor Solution (8.02) *shenny one shot*

A special one-shot for Talk Like A Pirate Day. Shenny, of course.

In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?

Penny asks the guys a question that leads to some outlandish ideas.

Will no para de susurrar "por favor, por favor". Hannibal vuelve la mirada al bebé una vez más, que le sonríe desde la cuna y sabe que va a arrepentirse de lo que está a punto de hacer más tarde o más temprano.

Esta herida es tu disculpa y mi perdón, esta herida es...

Son 120 headcanons de South Park que se basan en la serie y en lo que pasó originalmente. Puede que algunos sean verdaderos, y hacen referencia a muchos de los episodios de la serie. Advertencia: Spoiler.

Howard's childhood friend has moved back to Pasadena suddenly, and she's only got eyes for a certain clueless physicist.

It's Gonna End With You Eating Me, Isn't It?

"Thanks for rescuing me. Mild was getting on my nerves." After Leonard made a big show of getting Penny mildly hot sauce for her burrito, she reflected on how that was an apt analogy for how she'd settled for 'good enough' her whole life. Noticing her malaise, Sheldon offered her a sauce with a little extra kick.

"I love you, but Im not in love with you." [Shenny. If you know how to read between the lines.]

Julien al fin tenía un archi-enemigo, ¡alguien a quien patearle el tonto piquito colorado cuando se necesitara! Pero más que eso, significaba que tenía alguien a quién deseaba proteger. Julien/Skipper. Hans/Skipper. LEER ACLARACIONES.

What happened after Penny took the guys to dinner the day they met? Let's find out, shall we? Au version of episode one.

It all started with a final strike, or Penny's blatant disregard to follow the rules. [ Dark, Smutty, Seriously rated M Shenny. ]

the alcohol on her counter glistens with the reminder that she should have never gone out in the first place. oneshot. shenny.

A look at the dreams (or are they nightmares?) of Sheldon and company as they sleep.

Previous story-REPOST by me. Enjoy this DARK SEXY ONE SHOT. Penny's interest in Sheldon crosses over to obsession, primarily in the bedroom... ENJOY!

A highly requested repost by Wishiwashi7. Previously removed by me, now back up. A DARK SEXY ONE SHOT: Sheldon's genius knows no bounds as he has trained Penny to be submissive to his whim... :) Enjoy...

"I wonder whats worse, a catastrophic end, or an opportunity that never happened." [Or Penny and Sheldon, falling apart together. ]

Sheldon consigue dos entradas para asistir a un importante evento, pero debe llevar a una chica. . . . TRADUCCIÓN AUTORIZADA por TempestJo. [Editando Dedazos]

He realizes, with great shame, that he has been emotionally compromised and with a 187 IQ he cant even formulate as to why. Shenny.

Sheldon makes a discovery about Penny that will lead to Sheldon doing something he would never have believed he could do. The rating is because of a little drugging and kidnapping. But what's so bad about a bit of criminal activity between friends, right?

"I would be greatly appreciative if you would consent to becoming my spouse." Sheldon makes Penny an offer she can't refuse.

In a world were Penny and Sheldon grow up together, what will happen when emotions start to intrude on their friendship?

Penny needs Sheldon. Sheldon needs Penny.

It takes a lot of courage to ask a woman out. A season one snapshot.

Abigail despierta asustada. La voz de su padre susurra contra sus oídos incesablemente. Decide dormir esta noche con Hannibal y Will, porque Hannibal era todo a lo que ahora podía aferrarse./ Murder Family. Pequeño escrito sobre la relación de dependencia de estos tres personajes.

There is a reason why they aren't together. I don't own The Big Bang Theory.

Two years in the life of our favorite Los Robles tenants. Each chapter deals with a different holiday, some everyone knows and a few you may never have heard of. I found all of these holidays listed both on a funky calender my boss has hanging up at work and online. I added a third year to include some of the suggestion made by the reviewers.

Set the day after 'The Love Spell Potential'. Penny drops by the apartment and talks to Sheldon about exploring his feelings. *shenny one-shot*

Just a short, short story that buzzed around my brain at work. Penny, Sheldon, sweaty good fun. That's all I'm saying.

Una cita mala era mala suerte. Una cita mala el día de San Valentín era patético. Cliché, pensó Helga sintiéndose sarcástica. Y era, además, lo que había tenido que pasar para que se instalara (completamente irritada) en el bar que estaba a dos cuadras de su departamento.

Sheldon found Penny's 'battery-operated rubber chew toy', but what happens when she tries to explain that he had got it wrong? Well, Sheldon DID always learn through demonstration… ONESHOT - M FOR A REASON

A/U where the guys meet Stuart's new cashier, a cos-playing Nebraskan blond named Penny. Dedicated to my hubby, who gave me the idea.

Fair warning, this is OOC. I can't stress this enough, VERY OOC. This Penny and Sheldon have little in common with the canon versions. An A/U where Sheldon and Penny met as teens in Germany. Their lives are entwined from then on. Rating is for later chapters.

Penny is fascinated by Sheldon's hands... Shenny if you squint. Now new and improved with a part 2 for all those that so sweetly asked-I made an exception to my rule about leaving a story alone. Please, enjoy!

La directoria Victoria y los demás maestros están de acuerdo que ese es el peor curso de todo el instituto, y por esa razón deciden publicar unas reglas que aplican tanto para su aula como para todo el lugar.

A rook, a round of paintball and an imagined affair. Somehow it all adds up to Shenny.

Penny has a birthday coming up and Sheldon searches for the perfect gift.

Sheldon has won his coveted Nobel. What happens when a freak blizzard strands everyone at the airport? A fluff Shenny.

A bet places Sheldon and the guys in a dance club, on the prowl. A/U where the guys meet Penny under completely different circumstances.

Penny and Sheldon's first date.

When I re-watched The Euclid Alternative, I got bit by a naughty muse. Penny helps Sheldon get rid of the stress brought on by him trying to learn how to drive. Warning! Definitely smutty.

Sheldon starts a new prank war. Will he win it all or will he lose everything?

Es un ZADR [Zim x Dib]. Dib se infiltra una vez más dentro de la casa de Zim e invade su privacidad al tomar fotografías dentro de su laboratorio. ¡Suficiente! Zim no lo tolerará más, es hora de enseñarle al humano una lección. Aunque al final, será una lección para ambos.

Sheldon and Penny. Oneshot. Thunderstorm. Just a drabble. Needed to get it out of my system.

Todo lo que tenía que ver con Julien y Skipper era irremediablemente complicado... por eso, no pasaba momento en que todo acabara enredado. Que problema. Julien/Skipper. Serie de Viñetas

Sheldon Cooper believes in a multiple dimension and multiple universe theorem. That one change can alert everything. This is the story about what would happen if the books of Mr.Sade and Mr. Sacher-Masoch were accepted. Shenny.

Cinco tiempos diferentes, cinco historias de amor, unidas por las amarillas páginas de un diario. El papel y la tinta son un lazo que con rompe las barreras del tiempo. Dip, Bunny, Clyen, Style y Creek.

Sheldon enlists Penny's assistance to pull off a Halloween prank. Shenny fluffyness ensues!

In a casual conversation about the zombie apocalypse, Leonard realizes something about the relationship between his ex and his roommate.

What If: Missy was Sheldon's roommate instead of Leonard. Penny moves across the hall from her friend Missy and Missy's crazy brother, only she doesn't seem to find Sheldon as nuts as his sister claims him to be. Instead, he's kinda... cute.

Written for Jislane. When Sheldon hears the lyrics of a certain song that Penny plays above his decibel levels he just can't keep up the act of a Homo Novus any longer. One Shot Song Fic. Sheldon X Penny

Ficlet in which Penny accidentally ties the drawstring of her new pants too tight and goes for help. Sheldon never willingly lends a helping hand. Pre-Sheldon and Penny still-in-denial fic.

In which Penny finds that honesty is hard. Sheldon readily, and unknowingly agrees.Set in season 5. After The Infestation Hypothesis. S/P love! R&R

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

Sheldon is upset that Howard, Raj and Leonard are going back home for the holidays. He's even more startled that Penny is leaving as well and decides to accompany her in order to avoid isolation. Sheldon/Penny

Dí que no te irás. Levántate. Este es mi amor. -ZaDr.

When Sheldon moves out, life changes. Rated T for now. *changed to slight M for chapter 12 and chapter 17

Otherwise known as 5 Times Sheldon Checked Out Penny Before She Finally Did Something About It. Consider this a just for fun pick-me-up.

Penny makes it easy for Sheldon to become 'one of the idiots' in ten simple stages… Shenny: suggestive/mild.

Definitivamente. Johnen no volveria a comer burritos antes de dormir.

iShe's never screamed like this before...he did this to her./i An angsty/fluffy oneshot about the birth of Megs' and Roxy's first baby.

Drakken/Shego 30 Prompts, 30 words each, you know you're interested.

Brought to you by "SuprNintendo Productions"... What would happen if Helga had never erased her name from the wall in the episode "Arnold and Lila"? The answer is inside.

Sheldon and Penny have something going on… See how the others find out, and how they both feel. Fluff and Humor. Oneshot R&R

Sheldon is curious about human mating rituals.

Sheldon's stuck, and goes to the one person he deems most capable of turning off their higher brain functions. Wackiness ensues. Hints at Shenny.

Very short drabble, inspired by The Thespian Catalyst, sort of, in a roundabout way. Just for fun. I'm the pied piper?

One of the ways in which Sheldon could find himself on a date with Penny..

Sheldon and Penny are making chocolate covered cherries when education gets interesting... Dedicated to Medusa.

Howard brings over something he figures will make him a bonfide ladies man, only Sheldon walks out with only lady in the room...

one shot, written for Medusa20. I'm not sure if it's what she wanted, but its what she asked for. Penny arrives at the university to pick up Sheldon one night, and finds him in the auditorium...

Sheldon and Penny. It's short and fluffy, and a one shot.

What happened after Penny shut the door... ONE SHOT

Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...

Penny gets a fortune cookie that prompts her play Truth, and go for what she wants. One-shot

Christmas one-shot, just me clearing my head again! : Sheldon and Penny!

Penny needs Sheldon's help... One shot. M to be safe, because of implied content.

Just a lil something.. Sheldon wants to prove he's not as innocent as Leonard thinks he is..

Sheldon has a dream which opens new doors.. M in later chapters.

Follows "Sheldon's list." Shenny.

Follow up to "Sheldon's sick". Easing into the Shenny.

Sheldon is Penny's responsible friend while she recovers from anesthia, with interesting results! Just a fluffy lil oneshot..

Penny and Sheldon, after the date with Amy.. slightly M.

Okay, so they're together. Now what?

Penny and Sheldon enter into a physical, but potentially damaging relationship. A collaboration between Lady Houston and Medusa20 We've created our own account!

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Sheldon tries to teach Penny how to bake. Established Sheldon/Penny relationship.

Their first kiss was an accident.

Sheldon and Penny are stuck with each other. Literally.

Old habits die hard.

Sheldon clasped his hands behind his back and bounced on the balls of his feet. Once. 'Bazinga. I led you to believe I was offering you a proposal of marriage.'

Sheldon gets stuck again and the solution leads to some surprising events. Penny x Sheldon

An account of the many times Penny and Sheldon have slept together, in all sorts of lovely ways...

Two people on the cusp of becoming something more. First of its kind!

Sheldon and Penny play the drinking game "Never have I ever..."

Tiny little Post-Ep for 'The Large Hadron Collision'. *Fluff Warning*

My 30 kisses Sheldon/Penny fanfic.

Penny's spent years making sure she had everything she wanted. Right? Dark crack!fic. No, seriously.

Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.

As Miss Wonderful,Penny loves being a super hero, her only drawbacks in life are the pesky evil armored freak, Doctor Devastator, and the annoying super genius next door. A solution is about to present itself

Sheldon/Penny. It takes her a while to realize she's being wooed. Future-fic, set after L/P breakup.

TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :

It's all about the bits and pieces. Fifty themes, fifty sentences; done for the Livejournal 1sentence challenge.

Sheldon watches as Penny and Leonard self-destruct...

A bit of S/P fluff. It all started because Penny snaked one of Sheldon's onion rings again.

The guys are returning home from the Arctic and Penny is excited about their return. a/n Originally started as a one shot, but needed a tidier bow. Thanks for the props!

Oneshot. Penny/Sheldon. Penny has always known what she wanted. And even if what she wants surprises her, she’s still going to get it. She’s that kind of girl.

and 1 time he returns the favor. Written because I apparently smoke a lot of crack.

Penny wakes up on her couch and finds Stuart gone. What will she do? Written for the Fiction Friday/Smutty Saturday challenge at Paradox.

Beetlejuice gets more then he bargained for in his latest visit to Lydia’s mirror. This is based on the cartoon. Sexual situations

This is where I would write a summary, but I'm going to make you read it to find out what it's about. Ha!

A collection of Drakken/Shego one-shots. Also contains some Kim/Ron. Latest one-shot: Well, it had to come up sooner or later...right? Pre-Odds Man In, season four. Adult subjects, but hardly detailed enough for an M-rating.

Penny had wanted to be in the movies. How is it possible that her leading man turns out to be this guy?

OMG random. Penny/Sheldon. Interpreting Sheldon’s actions according to his own eccentricities as well as social protocols. One-shot.

Penny adds a new routine to Sheldon's laundry night.

How does someone's past impact their future? Sheldon/Penny

One small moment. One giant leap. Sheldon/Penny.

COMPLETE: Leonard never believed in evolution as a scientific fact. That was, not until he saw it happen before his eyes. Penny/Sheldon.

It’s only time that pulls the stars apart, it’s only time that brings your orbit ‘round. --AU Challenge: What if Sheldon and Penny had grown up in the same neighborhood? ...Angst before cheese, always.

Itty-bitty one-shot. Penny/Sheldon. 2nd person, Leonard.

DISCONTINUED.

COMPLETE. Prompt: A stork, a pair of mittens, and a green apple. Sheldon/Penny

These are my contributions to a list of 100 DS drabbles, written by the members of RSnet. Look for all 100 to be posted here by DrakkenShegoProjects in the future.

Cartoon/Movieverse. Colección de drabbles.

Fifty drabbles about Betelgeuse and Lydia and their relationship. They are not chronological, and they are only about 100-200 words each. Read and Enjoy. Rated high T movie-verse

A little tale about confidence and about seeing potential. Drakken/Shego. Set post-Odds Man In, but doesn't rule out the following episodes. General/humor/drama/friendship/romance.

La adolescencia alcanza a Lydia -y a Beetlejuice-.

“I think Drakken will still be evil, but in a more annoying way.” Steve Loter