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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1891993, Profile Updated: 08-03-09

This girl is quiet. At the same time, she's loud. She likes to be left alone, but she can't stand being lonely. When something goes wrong, she turns to music. If it was perfectly okay to be in love with an inanimate object, she'd already be married to her iPod. She's a daydreamer. She often finds her dreams to be better than reality. After sixteen years, she's realized that life isn't always easy, but she has her friends and family to pull her through. Like most girls, she wishes that certain boy would realize she existed. This girl is calm, yet completely insane. This girl is smart, but sometimes, a total blonde. This girl is different, yet she's just like you. This girl is me.

Appearance - Average height. Dirty blond hair, or light brown hair, with natural highlights. Whatever you want to call it. Green/Hazel eyes. They are actually brownish near the pupil, and then they become moss green, with a darker outer circle. Contacts, and make-up, frequently

Favourite color - Purple & Light blue

Favourite book - The Host, by Stephanie Meyer.

Favourite band - The Jonas Brothers (if you don't like them, too fucking bad =)

Favourite flower - Lilies

Favourite Ice Cream Flavour - Vainilla

Random Facts - I'm in that 95 of the teenage population that is in love with Twilight. However, i'm Team Jacob. Always. Coz real men don't sparkle. However, again, and you can argue with me as long as you want, TWILIGHT WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER. EVER. And nothing can convince me otherwise, because Harry Potter will ALWAYS be better. It's better written and more epic. Sorry, but it's the truth. =0

Obssessed with - I'm obsessed with a certain curly-haired, brown-eyed guy that goes by the name of Nick Jonas. Have you heard of him? No? Have you been living under a rock? That guy, he is inspiration. And I don't care about the haters. (Shoutout to my amazing friend, i can't really put her name here coz she doesn't want jonas fans to kill her, so she is going undercover. She should disguise herself as a ninja. Or better yet, as a ninja desguising herself as a vegetable. Yes, she hates him. How on earth is that possible? I dunno. She is just that special)

Something I absolutely L.O.V.E - Rain. I simply L.O.V.E the rain!

Something I can't live without - Music. Music is life. I can't live without music, plain and simple. Seriously, you will never, ever see me without my Ipod. I'm practically glued to that thing. I take it everywhere. I currently have 611 songs, and I know the lyrics to every single one of them. No kidding. I have a lot of spare time =0

Celebrity Crushes (in order) - Nick Jonas, Chase Crawford, Alex Pettyfer, Zac Efron, Daniel Radcliff, and Taylor Lautner. (he's cute, but not handsome, and really hot)

More Randomness - I'm painfully shy around other people, but hyper (when happy) with my friends. And I'm really sarcastic, which sometimes offends people. Eh, they just have to learn to see the beauty in it. And I never, ever use the word cool. I always say awesome, coz it's just awesomer (is that even a word? Eh, Maybe =) Oh, and I love this smiley thingy =0 And I loove muffins! Muffins rule! Seriously, muffins are like yummy. I love muffins. Blueberry muffins, happy muffins, banana muffins, chocolate chip muffins, sad muffins, vainilla muffins, ninja muffins, beautiful muffins. Yeah, you get the point. And yes, I actually typed muffins a hudred times instead of copy and pasting. I'm a genius, I'm aware of the fact.

Random Awesome Quote -

Got a problem with it? Stick it into your juice box and suck it!

crazy munchkin (a.k.a i can't really put her name here coz she doesn't want jonas fans to kill her, so she is going undercover. She should disguise herself as a ninja. Or better yet, as a ninja desguising herself as a vegetable ) - I just gotta say about this girl, dude, she has issues. Even though you may have read this in her profile (gosh, I'm so killing you) I am not so pale. Plus, if she compares me with a vampire, I must be freaking gorgeous right? Yeah. Ja ja. And I do not fantasize. I just let my imagination run wild. But fantasizing sound, eh, I dunno. Like perverted. Anyways, this girl is a beautiful, amazing midget (eh, you know I love you) that is really crazy and hilarious (even when she doesnt let me meet her friends, how mean is that) and has the most high-pitched laugh you will ever hear (its absolutely hilarious). And let me stress this point, because there is something that I hate about this amazing friend of mine. SHE HATES THE JONAS BROTHERS! I know, i know, why haven't I lounged for her throat yet? Because she would beat me up. She will. Seriously, the girl has issues. I'm scared of her. She pulls my hair, my amazing hair. I still love her though!! (dont beat me plz?! =0)

Jacob Black and the Rubber Duck by MoonsilverTwilight reviews
Yep. Jakey imprints on a rubber duck. Written for my own personal amusement, but please review to tell me if I should do more of these things. Oneshot. Rated T because I'm weird like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Jacob - Complete