Name: Let's go with Ryn. For now.

Age: 13

Sex: Male

Future Career: Chemist? I don't know.

Favorite Band: Area 11, don't know how I haven't started loving them sooner.

Other Favorite Bands: Lindsey Stirling... She has a band, right?

Favorite Show: Don't really watch TV much. Too busy being an obsessive Yognaut.

Favorite Yogscast member: Hannah or Kim... CANNOT choose.

About me:

Hi, I'm Ryn and I watch YouTube religiously.

Trivia and stuff:

My first Yogscast video was their first minecraft video, which I stumbled upon in January 2010.

-Don't know where I'm going with my writing, probably just Yogfics.

-I find fanfics so much easier to write because I'm not good with writing concepts. Trust me. i tried.

Disclaimer for characters:

I do not own any characters of the yogscast. Although the characters I make up and stories I write belong to me.

How to tell if you're a Yognaught:

1. You think that there's nothing that can't be solved by digging a hole, a giant fan (Or tesla coil.), or large amounts of t.n.t.
2. You believe you're being stalked by Israphael.
3. You start thinking that there are nukes under your house.
4. You build your own personal island and fill it with pigs.
5. You actually built a wall of machines.
6. The only thing you think about are Minecraft, Minecraft mods, and anything Minecraft related.
7. The other only thing you think about is the Yogscast, Yogscast stuff, and everything Yogscast related.
8. You talk to mushrooms.
9. You personally feel that the Nether can go screw itself.
10. You think that brown mushrooms are evil and red mushrooms are good.
11. You keep trying to make a Ring of Arcana, Void Ring, or Red Matter Katar (And keep wondering why they aren't working.).
12. You start using British words or phrases with a really convincing accent.
13. You spontaneously start singing "Screw the Nether", "Form this Way", or "Dwarf Hole.".
14. You want to be a potato when you grow up.
15. You built an exact replica of Blackrock, Mistral City, Duncan's Castle, or Honeydew Inc.
16. When you hear the word "Dwarf", you automatically think of Honeydew.
17. Your friends think you're crazy when you talk about "King Barry".
18. You quote the Yogscast at least once a day.
19. You've actually tasted a Jaffa cake.
20. You watch the Yogscast all day, every day.

(If you're a Yognaught and proud of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is.

Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

Happy endings are unrealistic.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.

The general public doesn't know anything.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.

Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

If you play with your food, and owl will come and eat you.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, cake, pie, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

I live in a world...

Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...

Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...

Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...

Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...

Where superheroes protect the innocent...

Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...

Where wizards and witches are common...

Where owls bring the mail...

Where imagination powers everything...

Where half-god children go on adventures...

Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...

Where anyone can fly, if they believe...

Where children never grow old...

Where fairies exist...

Where everyone is different...

Where the beds are made for jumping...

Where we spend the day laughing...

I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?

Favorite Pairings:

Zoethian

Xephmadia

Rythna (Just forget that that I'm a guy for two seconds)

Strikim (Strippin and Kim... Does this ship exist or am I just weird?)

Sjinty

If You Live In America, you post this

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Copy & Pastes

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading all of the fanfictions you can, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else -say, your homework- copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are hungry while you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want an Ice cream sandwich while you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Quotes and Sayings

I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world!

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

--Normal people worry me.

--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--My Reality Check bounced.

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--Would you like a cookie? So would I!

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1: Strippin

2: Hannah

3: Kim

4: Simon

5: Sjin

6: Zoey

7: Lewis

8: Rythian

9: Sips

10: Nilesy

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Simon: Welcome to my Jaffa palace! guess what we're having?

Rythian: *sighs* Jaffas?

Simon: OF COURSE. Now, to the kitchen. FOLLOW ME!

Kim: *follows* Do you perhaps have Jaffa noodles?

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Strippin, Zoey's busy. *wink*

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Nilesy: *tries to sneak by nut knocks over a bucket of water*

Hannah and Lewis: *look over

Nilesy: *disappears in a puff of smoke

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Simon: AAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY - *gets swarmed by owls

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Strippin: Welcome to Strippin"s Cooking Show, today we're making a muscle shake!

Fifteen minutes later...

Strippin/room covered in muscle shake

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Kim: Alright, who has noodles?

Rythian: *Pulls out Top Ramen pack*

Kim: *gasp *runs over and tackle hugs him*

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Lewis: GIVE ME YOUR LAND IN CIV 5 OR SHE GETS IT!!!

Sjin: NO, NOT THREEGEMSHEEPIE!!!

Hannah: *sighs* This going to end in tears

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Rythian: Lewis, what the heck!?

Lewis: Sorry, we had two anonymous suggestions not to invite you.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Because seven eight nine. Or maybe because Lewis is scary when he's angry.

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Sips: Sorry, I'm the boss, don't have to be on time.

everyone except Sjin glares*

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Me: Please stay in the backyard, there's dirt out there.

Sips: *goes outside8 *GASP* You haven't bought Sips Co. Dirt!?

Me: umm...

Sjin: *holds Sips back as he tries to strangle me*

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

She pressed her head to his still chest, staining his silk shirt with her tears.

"Lewis... no..."

Sips let out a triumphant laugh and Lom glared up at him. She grabs her bow.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

"ZOEY NO! SAVE YOURSELF!" as she pressed the "Save Strippin" button in Ridge's messed up machine.

She smiled at him as the bomb in her cage started to beep.

"Don't be sad, Strippin. You look better when you smile."

Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?

Rythian: *rummages through pack* Um... Kim... I think I forgot the noodles.

Kim *gasps and drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Sips: Sjin you okay?

Sjin: I'm fine Sips.

Sips: Good... didn't want to have to pay insurance.

Sjin: *frowns*

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Married and happily ever after as the owls carried them into the sunset.