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Hey! If you're reading this, you are most likely wasting your precious Fanfiction time! WHY, may I ask, are you reading this when you could be reading a fanfic? Oh wait, your still here! Dang, you must really hate your life to be punishing yourself THIS way...

Let me get one thing straight right now. I am horrible with spelling, and (just (just spelled "just" as "ujsd") spelled that as "nad"...) spell check is my best friend. Sorry, Okay? Are we good? I hope so...

Sooooooo, here are my (approximately, since the list is ever-changing) fav. official books/series, in (approximate) order! :

1. The Inheritance Cycle

2. Auric Discovery

3. Harry Potter

4. A tie between Eon (not Eona, though.), Narnia, and The Cry of the Icemark

Movies: HTTYD and HTTYD2, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Avengers

Worst Movie Ever Made: To be determined. Probably Twilight.

Most Insulting Movie To My Existence On This Planet: Eragon (I had a copy, watched it once, then smashed it into a dozen pieces so I could destroy each shard in a different, horrifying way.)

honorable mentions: warriors, Squire, Starry river of the sky, Watership down, talking to dragons, Dragon Slippers, Redwall, Wildwood, Born of Silence, Ender's Game, Incarseron, and The Mysterious Benedict Society, etc.

And now you are confused because you have never even heard of book number two.

The L.o.U.D.

1. The Inheritance Cycle (Series of Books)
2. How to Train Your Dragon 1 and 2 (Movies)
3. Dr. Who (TV Show)

Now for my Imaginary friends' descriptions (they'll be in my books.) (at least, in the author's notes)

1. Lenus: A Squirrel with mange that lives in my backyard (real!)
2. Jasper: shape shifting pet chimera (fake!)
3. Seb: Personal butler/ chef/ gardener (FAKE.)
4. Huggin and Munnin: Odin's ravens (H= thought, M= memory) (I WISH)
5. Procella (storm) and Ignis (fire): My two celestial messengers and chaperones (Procella= Harpy Eagle, Ignis= American Kestrel) (are you kidding me? F. A. K. E.))
6. Wraith: A group of shadows that silently follows me around sometimes. (Lets see... nope, still fake)

Concepts I Fail to Understand

1. make up
2. plastic surgery
3. Why dogs hate cats and mailmen
4. why people sometimes completely butchers a book when turning it into a movie
5. fashion
6. Flappy Bird, and why it is popular
7. What popular girls do during their free time, and how do they ever have anything to gossip about if all they do is gossip
8. Justin Beiber
9. One Direction
10. Why the violin is such a popular instrument to play, along with the flute
11. What the Kardashains (if I spell anything wrong, let me tell you something: sorry, but I don't really care) are
12. Why the cliché girl is always obsessed with pink

Now for some other things about me.

1. My second greatest fear is mermaids (I'm not kidding. They freak me out. (not like Ariel, but like the mermaids in Harry Potter))
2. I have never seen any of the Hobbit or Lord of the Rings movies (or read any of the books (I don't know how it happened either, okay?)). Or any of the Pirates of the Caribbean. Or Star Wars. Or Star Trek (but what the heck, live long and prosper, peps!), I don't play video games, and I only watch TV about every two weeks, to watch Nova.
3. I can dislocate my shoulders, my shoulder blades, and my stomach (don't ask)
4. I can only so the Spock hand thing with my left hand (LLaP,P!)
5. I can make myself space out at will (Handy during some classes)
6. I consider all characters in books to be real, if only in a different dimension or time. If the author does something bad to that character, I sincerely consider killing/mauling/execrating them. (if you don't know what execration is, read the Kane Chronicles.)
7. I can go up to 7 minutes without blinking

It's Story Time, Children!!!

1. After Alagaesia (of Into The Beyond)
2. Of Shopping Malls and Cornucopias: Let the 76th Hunger Games Begin!
3. Du Skulblaka
4. Destroying Dylan (and other ways MR got "Pattersonized")

Okay, I will have to update this soon... and write that book...and post it...

I assure you that you will hear from me soon!

Now PLEASE, for my personal health, STOP READING THIS AND READ A FANFICTION!!!!!!

Oh yeah! Many thanks to... SimplySupreme, FireStarRD, Muggleborndragonryder, and Kisshimyoudumbelf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(you guys rock! T)

1. Sundavar , book one: Ven (Shadows, book one: Sight)
2. Sundavar, book two: Rakr (Shadows, book two: Mist)
3. Sundavar, book three: Evarínya (Shadows, book three: Stars)