Welcome to my page, weary fan-fiction reader. In search of good fan-fiction with no Mary-Sues, perfect grammar, good plots, and an absence of canon defilation? I'm sorry, you probably won't find it here. Though I would like to think that most of my work will not destroy too much of your sanity.

I assume you have noticed my formal way of speaking? Ah, that is because I am waging a losing battle against the linguistic ingrates who were born with ten fingers and the ability to understand this complicated tongue we call English, and yet speak as if they have access only to a cell phone's keyboard. Grammar Nazi? No. Grammunist.

I've never been published, so I write fan-fiction as an effort to gain the skills that I need to write a novel worthy of the open market. I can't do that without critique. And yes, you are allowed to flame, I don't care. I understand the need to blow off steam, to troll, to belittle someone else to make yourself feel better. Cut me as deep as you like, I won't bleed. Another reason for allowing flamers and trolls: It seems that whenever I feel vulnerable to ask my fellow human beings to please not trample all over my feelings, they go out of their way to defy me.

The names I go by: Captain, Captain Phantom, Phantom Pain, Toxin, Robin. Feel free to choose from this or christen me with something else. My gender? Ha. My age? Again, ha. I am either pegasister or brony, filly, colt, mare or stallion. You'll never know, now will you?

The fandoms I cater to:

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (As you have probably guessed by now)

Star Wars

Invader Zim

Death Note

Being Human

Harry Potter

Elfen Lied

Homestuck

Avatar (Both The Last Airbender and James Cameron's)

Ender's Game

Pandorum

The list will change as I discover new obsessions and drop old ones.

I take requests and suggestions, just so you know. I have no deviantART page, for I couldn't draw to save my life, but I do have a FIMFiction.net account. Under the same name, of course.

My main story, currently, is 'The Last Remnant.' Yes, it contains an OC. No, there's no OC/canon pairings (yet). I'm still attempting to maintain at least one shred of dignity. And yes, it is very long, and moves at what some might consider a slow pace. And it takes me awhile to update it at times because I have a life outside of the internet. But read it and it just might be worth your time.