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Hey guys this is from a story I read,I don't remember what it was called, but it is exteremly funny. Again, it is not mine! If its yours, please tell me so I can give you credit.

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY OFFICIAL SCHOOL RULES: PROPOSED REVISIONS AND ADDITIONS

1. Students are not allowed to ride broomsticks in the corridors.

2. Students are not allowed to Charm their broomsticks into horses and ride them in the corridors.

3. Sirius Black is not allowed to even carry a broomstick in the corridors.

4. The official school uniform does not in any way incorporate pink bunny slippers or Viking helmets.

5. Students may not attempt to set up a tightrope between chandeliers.

6. Tarzan is a fictional character and his ape language is neither real nor should be used in class

7. Sirius Black is not permitted within a three meter radius of the first-year dormitories.

8. Quidditch game balls and anything else with self-propelling capabilities are not EVER permitted in the library.

9. Cauldrons and rope are not to be used to pull food up the side of the Astronomy Tower at any time, especially during class.

10. The large potion cauldrons are not to be used as “tanks” or any other type of vehicle; this rule is to be strictly enforced regarding stairs.

11. Enslavement of a student/a body of students is not to be considered a behavioral study.

12. It is absolutely forbidden to Glamour the enchanted Great Hall ceiling with cracks and thus attempt to convince first years that the sky is falling.

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