"It's pouring outside, and Simon is completely soaked, from the tips of his wings to the end of his tail. He wants a cup of tea and maybe a biscuit. He wants a hot shower. He wants, Simon thinks as he slams open the door and Baz doesn't so much as say hello, a boyfriend who isn't a complete arsehole."

While in class, Baz receives a worrying text from Simon and rushes home to an alarming situation. Leads to a sweet Snowbaz moment. Takes place after Carry On is over.