An alternative ending to Carry on, starting after Simon comes back to Baz's house on Christmas eve. However, their time as happy boyfriends won't last, unless, of course, Mordelia remembers to knock... Not much of a conclusion, I know. None of the Humdrum stuff or the stuff about Baz's mum. But sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the sake of Snowbaz fluff.

Alfred has a pretty bad wake up call when he wakes up to stomach pain and...eggs? Rated M for oviposition. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT TYPE OF THING PLEASE DO NOT READ; for you own mental safety.