Basically just a meme where you write a particular pairing in different situations but only a short fic. So most of these have cliffhangers or have things needed beforehand to explain it. And I chose/was encouraged to do a few. If anyone wants a particular pairing, just let me know.

Lukas just found him in the snow, but he didn't know how drastically the messy haired blond would change his life.

An American teenager and a gun-toting Englishman team up to survive the zombie apocalypse. Although they may never find the twinkies and rum that each craves, they may end up with something even better instead. USUK. Twoshot based on Zombieland.

Check the Description & Disclaimer page for the full summary! Art cover was drawn for this story by bloomprince on tumblr!

Everyone knows that Saitou is a prince handsome enough to inspire shoujo mangas , no one seems to see that Yoshida has the makings of a hero as good as any from a shonen manga. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Aitsu no Daihonmei.

There are different rules in the underground. Those who are your allies and "friends" might not be that on the next week. Sex is just another word for weapon. Family bonds will mean everything and nothing at the same time. And your enemy can turn into your lover in a blink of an eye.

A series of random Merome One-Shots. Yep. That's it. Enjoy!

A daily series of drabbles and one-shots. HiJack and FrostCup.

A little Humanstuck DaveKat Kismesis/Matesprit (Quadrant flip) fluff/potential eventual smut thing.

Drabbles for the couple that is Stan and Kenny, aka. Stenny. Rated T for now. Contains boyxboy, yaoi, slash. Be warned, major fluff storms and nosebleeds, as well as possible cute-induced comas may occur.

Cartman and Kyle have just started sophomore year, thing is, Cartman's got a plan for his prey this year- the Jew-rat WILL be his.

After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.

Dave left his number in a romance novel, meaning to pick up some hot babes, but is bewildered when Karkat gives him a call.

There is a girl, who leads one of the bitterest and lonliest existences possible. She is not known to any but her most hated rival. This girl is the Confederate States of America, and to this day, she is alive. Rated T for slight language, and brief racism on the Confederacy's part. Just a short little story. No pairings or any of that, just a little drabble.

Alfred wants to go drinking. Arthur doesn't, so Alfred makes a promise he will most likely regret.

Rupunzel told them she and Hiccup were going to do omega stuff, why couldn't they just listen and safe them from this embarrassment. It's T, with ALOT of "sexual" innuendos.

Jack enjoyed touching Hiccup. But not when a certain someone's father would interrupt.

"I thought masturbating to the thought of Hiccup would end in my high school days, not when I was married to him. Uhh"

It's been a year. Happy anniversary. Sort of.

Demons are worse than rabbits in heat when they're desperate to breed. Alfred, and his devoted slave, Arthur, are no different. The young demon is determined to start a clan of his own, and Arthur is more than willing to to bring it into the world. Sweet Devil!USUK, mpreg, tentacles, and other fun fetishes.

Teenage!AU A CraigxKenny oneshot.

Kenny thinks about his friendship with Craig that soon became a relationship and he discovers all along,Craig was the one he truley desired. I absolutely love crenny so I thought of this and I think it turned out ok. I know it won't be as good as others but hey!

Sequel to Coffee Bugs Me. What happened the day Stan saved Kenny from a horrible joke played by Cartman? Read and find out. If you like Creek, read Coffee Bugs Me for that version. Rated M for violence, strong language, and graphic imaging.

An injured Gilbert persuades his lord to leave him behind in battle. Prussia/England. Knight!AU.

For some reason, Yoshida had assumed that getting injured would make Satou less clingy than usual. Obviously he was now being forced to face his own ignorance, all the while being crushed in Satou's arms on his apartment's couch./ Extreme fluff, no plot.

England has been stuck looking back for so long. Can he finally learn to live in the present? Or will a pair of crimson eyes have to help him? A very short PrUK oneshot. First attempt at fluff.

Wherein Craig Tucker struggles to cope with the fact that he might not have to do everything on his own.

Craig Tucker and Kenny McCormick make out with Grease playing in the background.

They were evil, vile creations. They were the dreaded Easter Peeps. Two different nations hated these candies for almost the exact same reason.

This is a spuk story read if you would like to. There is a world meeting and for Spain it going to be an interesting one at that parings spuk minor gerita and romerica failed summery

Kenny comes home to a nice message left on his phone.

It's their senior year, and not much has changed in Satou and Yoshida's relationship. Yoshida is beginning to think he may have to upset the status quo. /Humor and fluff. Multiple POVs. T for language.

Craig (very reluctantly) goes on the history field trip to Machu Picchu in Peru. It doesn't exactly take long for him to end up in a delicate situation regarding a blonde, some photographs, and a fatass with a penchant for making other people's lives miserable. Written for the SPRMB 2013.

What the Hetalia couples would say if they actually read rated M fanfictions on them. Rated T for language and suggestive comments.

Here is a collection of short stories about "ugly" Yoshida and "beautiful" Satou.

"Well, maybe I'll break yours." He says, jokingly. He nudges Craig in his side. At this, Craig turns his attention back to him. He has the same old bored expression on his face, but Kenny can see something there—underneath the apathy. "Nobody breaks my heart."

Lucifer and Bellial have a baby!

100 things Canada should and should not do! Reuploaded

A USUK Modern AU Christmas story inspired by 'The Gift of the Magi' by O. Henry. Alfred and Arthur live a modest yet happy married life with just enough to go by. They each strive to find the perfect Christmas gift for the other even if it means giving up their most prized possessions to make it happen. Rated T for established USUK pairing. Happy Christmas Holidays to you all!

Gilbert breaks Alice's teapot, making her buy a new one. Once she gets home, she confronts him about how he treats her so selfishly. One Shot dedicated to Beer-and-Tea on dA. Prussia x Nyo! England

England wants to have the perfect costume for the Halloween party America somehow talked him into hosting,and he knows magic can make that happen. But when the younger nation unexpectedly shows up early and gets caught up in the potion, both nations get more than they bargained for and much more than either could have hoped for. Rated: MA

America has been thinking about England, and Lithuania is there to help. A simple one-shot. USxUK, Light UsxLiet.

As two best friends make their way to the park Arthur keeps talking, but Alfred can't seem to pay attention. His attention is on the Brit, but not quite like he's supposed to... USUK AU! fluff!

Ty flies over to Team Crafted's new house in order to film a group interview. A certain question sparks a bit of uneasiness and jealousy within him. Adam realises this and intends to do something to reassure the brunette that there really is no reason to be jealous at all. [Smut, fluff, NOT minecraft-verse & a not-so-good summary]

Oneshot. UsUk in the holiday season; fluff ensues. Warnings for bad cooking and dorks. First story, be gentle.

America takes Russia's scarf. Needless to say Russia doesn't appreciate it. RusAme. Fluff. One Shot. Sort of lazy sorry xD...

After a fight with England, America decides to write down all the things about him that makes him the worst boyfriend ever. England/fem!America. England's response now added!

In a Batman!AU where Lovino is the Joker and Germany is the Batman. Rated T for violence. Nothing but this story belongs to me.

They've done this so many times before that it's became routine. A special type of dance they reserve for each other. Yet all Arthur wants is the silent man before him. But how can he confess when they never speak? Will he ever say or will it alway remain, what if? GerEng

Based on The Corpse Bride. Alfred is forced into an arranged marriage with a stranger named Lili. Though hesitant at first, his opinions change when he meets her. Despite falling in love with the girl of his dreams, Alfred still ends up in a tragedy, in which he learns practicing your vows in the woods may end up in your marriage to a dead groom named Arthur. Main is UsUk; AmeLiech

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Arthur receives a flattering love-letter every day from "A" through Hetalia's Secret Admirers, a student-run website that allows students to anonymously submit letters and messages to other students. However, Arthur has no idea who is his secret admirer is nor does he seem to really care! How will Arthur react when he discovers his admirer's identity? USUK AU!

Sato reflects on how bad it hurts to love Yoshida, while trying not to tear him up and be gentle with him.

"Why were they like this? Why couldn't they just leave? England wanted to leave, Scotland wanted him gone but they couldn't it was as if the gods bound them together, fated to destroy each others lives with the destructive love. They two males hugged each other closely whispering the lies that they would never fight again." ScotxEng

Mitch meets Jerome, the new bacca in school. Jerome, straight out of the forests, who is as unaccustomed to Mitch's world and Mitch is to his, begins to show Mitch about his world, and vice versa. Collaboration with a friend.

Calvin decides to start his book, having thought up an exploit he could pull off. The same day, America learns of pterodactyls in a suburban neighborhood. Oneshot, but I might expand it if the occasion provides itself.

I have seen some of these kinds of fanfics and decided to make one myself, but it will not just have the nations writing letters addressing their fans about the issues about the fandom, but I will step in to address my own pet peeves about the Hetalia fandom itself in some chapters. I accept suggestions.

Arthur just started his new job as a nurse and is having a rough day. The only thing that can turn this day around is a hotter than hell German bartender. A request from a friend. Warning; Sexual themes, Swearing and a Nurse Uniform

Tread lightly, for fear of breaking him. [HRE is Germany theory. ]

Mitch is about to enter the 67th Annual Hunger Games. But when his dream of winning becomes a traumatic nightmare, will Mitch and his newfound friend, Jerome, be able to survive the Arena, and beyond? (Contains Merome eventually) BajanCanadianXJeromeASF Fanfic. (So far, rated T for blood, minor cussing, and of course, character Death!

Alfred F. Jones was a little bit too bored and unsatisfied with his life as a prominent mastermind behind multi-million dollar scams. There was also a lack of danger, because sitting behind a desk was totally not glamorous. So when he is offered the opportunity to meet a handsome detective in the bakery near his home, he takes it. USUK AU multichapter.

Gary accidentally admits something to Stan that he wasn't prepared for. Stary.

Jack Sparrow just wants to buy some rum. A little boy won't leave him alone. "I'm Alfred." "I don't care."

After accidentally exposing the fact that he is not heterosexual to the local men of South Park, Jimbo faces inner turmoil over his sexuality. Ned both hinders and helps the process.

Arthur wakes up alone and sets off to find Alfred. Will he find the American? Where does a bet fit in with all of this? Find out in this fluffy little one-shot that will (hopefully) make you smile! Rated T for British swear words (basically just to be safe).

Alfred F. Jones lives in a world where nations exist, and he is one of them. But he is different. He can see the balloons. Every nation has a bundle of balloons tied to their wrists, all different colors, and string lengths too. During the revolution, England's disappear completely. What did Alfred do? Can he fix it? USUK Complete Oneshot M

"A roach, Timmy? Are you afraid of a roach?"

Canada is always mistaken for America. Even by the person he loves most. Rated M for sex and such.

Some things were always meant to happen to America, even when he wasn't Alfred F. Jones. AU/ One-Shot/ Mild Cursing and blood/ 2P

Cartman almost kills Kyle and, much to his own surprise, he finds himself feeling rather guilty about it. Slash, Kyman.

USUK. Gold Rush! AU. Gold rusher, Alfred F. Jones stops in Colorado on his way to California in the mid 1800s. He stops in a saloon and meets a very... different type of saloon 'girl'. Two-Shot. M for smut in part two (so don't read part two if you don't like smut).

Who would win a Tomato eating contest Spain or Romano? And how would that end with them going on a date together? Hints of USUK, PrusAus and GerIta :3

When England (Arthur) comes down with a cold its up to America (Alfred) to be the hero. but not only does he help England but discovers how England really feels about him.

When Alfred learns a game from Kiku, he's willing to try it on his British boyfriend. Summary sucks, but I hope you enjoy it.

Arthur and Alfred have been married since 1849, they spend six months in each others country as long as nothing important happens. But then Alfred's country goes into Civil War and Alfred warns Arthur to stay away, Arthur never the one to take orders from anyone, not even his husband and later has a surprise for him. More summary inside, MPreg.

Breathing heavily, Arthur ran as fast as he can through his narrow hallway...

Edd struggles with his desires for Kevin, and the other boy seems like he's purposefully trying to make it worse.

Its a quick little US/UK fanfiction

The great War has just ended and yet an old enemy returns. But why is this happening? As secrets from the past are revealed, Zero finds himself thrown into the madness, with Kaname naturally the source of it all... kaname/zero, takuma/shiki, kain/aidou COMPLETE

Since you came, my life is a mess. Whenever I'm with you, I forget what I want to say. Since you touched me, I cannot concentrate, because all the time, I'm thinking of you. BL. PrussiaxEngland.

Alice and Julchen have feelings for each other? High School AU! Nyo!PrUk. Rated T for kissing. Don't judge my crack paring XD

"A-Alfred," he gasps out, coughing up blood and a horrid green substance that he's not quite sure of. "Run!" Zombie AU-ish

Omegas have no one once society and their mates abandoned them. That's why Alfred wants to help and be their therapist. Only, he ends up falling in love with one of his patients. (Warnings: Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur, Cat AU (not nekotalia).)

England was just going out for a jog. Of course, America had to show up, along with an old, forgotten friend.

Kiku Honda and Matthew Williams watch their boss Gilbert Beilschmidt's reactions to his new secretary Arthur Kirkland. But will they be able to work together?

It's a rainy afternoon in Peach Creek, and Double D notices a certain redhead neighbor of his standing outside. With insatiable curiosity, Edd goes to investigate Kevin's odd behavior. Short, open ended one shot.

Prussia is too awesome to be a fool.

The Cul-de-sac falls a part when one member is yanked from it's possession, but the remaining are quick to put themselves back together - all except for Kevin, whom is unable to accept the absence of his dorky friend.

Prussia and England are in love, and December has only just begun. PrUK. Based on ericandy's prompts on Tumblr.

Arthur has a thing for Frenchman. Tamaki has a thing for magic...And apparently Arthur himself. Yep... Arthur is DOOMED. Continued! Because... ugh, I like spoiling you guys. Enjoy!

RusEng, human!AU, established relationship fluff. [[Written for a dear friend's birthday.]]

Human AU. Priest!Lovi and Professor!Arthur. Engmano.

'On the other hand, the thoughts weren't quite passing Arthur's mind, as he hit a particular spot in his body that sent tremors passing through his limbs. "O-Oh god, yes...!"' Alfred had been gone far too long... and he really does miss his amazing British lover. Telephone sex, UsUk, Masturbation, Lemons, Side-story to my fanfiction, "The Brit Next Door." Reposted

a dear diary and national coming out day story about england and prussia with a few other couples. i know it's an unseen uncouple but they are super cute. please read and reveiw what you think -BTW, dear diary hetalia on google is really cute-

Just some adorable Halloween PruCan fluff. Some language and sexy stuff.

Because that song is just too hot and too SpUK to pass. And when I say 'hot' that means it's seriously hot. for those who know the song, you know what I mean, right? dangerous flirting, hit and run romance, sexy ass.. har..har..har

If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.

What happens when Hetalia meets a classic fairytale story? A funnier fairytale!

Gil is a male stripper, he works at his friend Francis' club alongside Alfred, Mathias, Antonio, and Feliks. He is married to Elizia, though their marriage is failing. She doesn't know about his job. She cheats on him causing a fight, she leaves him. All Gil has now is his friends at the strip club. He finds himself slowly falling for the mystery man in the back of the club

This is a totally random AU story that was brought into existence because of a dream. Pairing is Prussia/England. I rated it T just to be safe.

Random story that me and Everlasting wrote based on HetaOni, adding in our OCs. The pairings that will appear in this story are, PrussiaxEngland, RomanoxOC, AmericaxOC, small hints of GermanyxItaly

Prussia has weird way of telling everyone about his relationsip with England, obviously an awesome one. Sort of crack fic, involving PrUk. Slash/BxB. Don't like- don't read. Rated M to be sure.

America is absolutely certain that a zombie apocalypse is occurring. England, hon the other hand, is not as easily convinced. However, how will he react after reading the news?

There's something about motorcycles. I suppose it's something about the way you cut through the wind, or how any sound besides the roaring wind falls deaf to your ears. It was my love of motorcycles that started my love for Lovino. Romano/Fem!Germany

Captain Jack Sparrow was expecting an easy looting. Captain Arthur Kirkland doesn't intend to let that happen.

Antonio is a Spanish teacher in a school and Arthur is his newly transferred student. Antonio hates Arthur for no apparent reason but ... does he really hate him? In this story our wonderful countries are just normal, average, boring humans. Enjoy

Deep in the forest, there is a rabbit and a fox. Sometimes your meal is just too good looking to eat though. It's alright to indulge yourself every now and then. Especially if you're meal has a nice butt. AU. fox!Scotland/rabbit!England. Smut, dubcon

It's an argument as old as time itself: Zombies or Unicorns? America and England disagree over which is better, which leads to an utterly stupid argument, a sex ban, and UST of the highest degree. Which frustrated country will break first? USUK two-shot

The second chapter! As promised, this chapter contains smut and violence.

The first chapter of my budding PrUK short story ! This chapter is pretty clean of smut and language but the next one wont be!

"Why do I love you so much that it hurts ..?" A Thistle and Rose fanfic, ScotxEng

"Even in death Arthur. I always will..." USUK, Character Death, HetaOni fic -ReUpload-

Happy Valentine's Day! Love is in the air, and it smells inspiring. A series of shorts prompted by the holiday of L'amour itself. France not included. Inside pairings: USUK, GerIta, GiriPan.

"The world isn't stopping." Not for him, not for anyone. Unbetaed Drabble

You can hear the ticking now, just like I did. You'll get used to it, I promise and even if you don't, I'll be here for you. I just hope you don't upset me like they did.

I love the music you can play, it is always so beautiful but why are you so distracting my little student? Can't you see that you are making me do this? US/UK. PWP.

This is the only way to set you free. The curse would be gone and you can be happy. I hope you can be loved by everyone unlike me.

Do come into my castle. In here you would find everything you need, love, comfort, warmth and devotion. I just hope you don't try to leave. US/UK

A collection of short oneshots centered around Remy Buxaplenty and Timmy Turner. 3: It's Valentine's Day, but Timmy's boyfriend is getting on his nerves... Remy/Timmy

Alex Russo has to write a paper on the American Revolutionary War or she'll fail. To ensure her success, Alex decides to conjure up a study buddy from one of Justin's current fandoms. Hints of USUK. Rated for literally a couple bad words.

Prussia persuades Germany to let him attend a world meeting, but the last thing on his mind is international events. PrUK

England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!

Arthur? Fun? Pfft, only in his own way. Pairing: PrussiaXEngland/Britain One-shot

Takes place in Otto. A slightly different take on how Syaoran handles his alcohol. KuroSyao senseless yaoi smut.

The five things they realize and do, before going through them all over again

"Arthur, I need you to take off your pants." Arthur goes into labor with Alfred's child; hilarity ensues. The Brotherhood/Hetalia: The Children crossover. Rated for language, birth scene, and shounen-ai. Oneshot.

How deeply did the queen of spades fall for his king, so deeply that he ignored all the warnings, so deeply that he couldn't see the truth. Poor little queen, would he be loved or not? The truth hurts. USUK

During the peak of a desolate fall storm, Satou finds room to be creative amongst the dreariest of settings by indulging in his possessive tendencies. Satou/Yoshida

Yoshida doesn't understand why Satou loves him. Satou x Yoshida.

The blade needs a sheath. As appropriate as Satou is to be a blade and Yoshida to be a sheath, the saying can mean much, much more. Disclaimer: I do not own Aitsu no Daihonmei.

Lame title. Fem!Norway learns something about Denmark.

Everyone at Draco Academia has a dragon. Except Lovino. Without one he'll be expelled and forced to do tedious work like farming or cleaning. But if he does get one he can only sleep with someone who has the same species.

After a small fight, Matthew goes to 'apologize' to Arthur. Sexytimes ensue. Originally for the kink meme. Can/Eng

Double D wants pain, or atonement for what happened to Ed. Can he possibly get this from Kevin, the most pain fulfilling guy he knows? Will Kevin grant this request? Time will tell Double DxKevin Devin, whatevah you call it.

England and Prussia go drinking together and intresting things happen PWP PrussiaxEngland fail summary is fail

I wish I could talk to you. I wish you could hear me. I can only wish for things while we are stuck here, so for now just let me hold whatever part of you I can reach. US/UK

At the warning of a classmate, Satou begins to worry that his torturing might be pushing Yoshida away, and begins a straggling journey to try and better his ways. Satou/Yoshida

Zombies slowly take over the world...leaving it to be born again. Alfred realizes his feelings only after Arthur is gone... grimmjownii is my Quizilla user name. 8D

The second star to the right shines with a light for you. To tell you that the dreams you plan, really can come true. Little Arthur will never forget this night for the rest of his life. For TheWonderBunny's Disney Mania Challenge. One-Shot.

America observes a scene that reminds him of old memories and forgotten feelings. For TheWonderBunny's Disney Mania Challenge. One-shot.

France decides to show the Allies firsthand how delicious French cuisine is, so he takes them to dine on the finest food in the country. For TheWonderBunny's Disney Mania Challenge. One-shot. Unoriginal title is unoriginal...but I hate making titles!

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

Two bets and some bottles of beer and wine later, Lovino suddenly found himself waking to an apron-clad German in his bedroom asking him, "Is plain spaghetti fine for breakfast?" Romano/Germany

America's antics during sex. USUK

I'm the one who matters, I'll be the only one that you remember soon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, as long as you're only mine. Sequel of Abhor. US/UK. Yaoi/violence/sadism/torture/among other things. Oneshot.

Who ever said you were the one to find me? I was the one who chose you, and now you're trying to run...? you should know better than try to get away. US/UK. Yaoi/Violence/Sadism/among other things.Oneshot.

Ryū-ō x Syaoran. What did Ryū-ō really wanna show Syaoran when he took him to the tree? This explains all. Sorry if it's not the best. First time writing yaoi smut. I have fun.

Dr. Kirkland, after a long string of events, finds himself shuttled into the dusty old town of Sandy Flats, adjusting to the hilarious characters, dark villains, and charming heroes of a classic but eccentric Western town. USUK. Yaoi.

The freak storms and such, have left America wounded, and Greece figures its time the young nation be filled in one who and what he's harboring in his lands. Percy Jackson is just happy every things over. Rate K . Please read.

He almost had to laugh at the pair across the table from them, so clearly together but trying so hard to deny it. Then again, Germany thought as Italy nudged him, perhaps dealing with Italy just jaded him to constant affection. US/UK, Germany/Italy.