Hello all!

My name is Rachael, and I am two years old. Yes, I am surprisingly smart for my age. Scientists believe it is a genetic mutation of some sort. Ah well, what can you do?

For the things I enjoy, it is: Reading a Good Novel, Singing, and Playing the Piano (even at this age!). I also enjoy walking around (learned to walk when I was 5 weeks) and exploring every nook and cranny. And eating bugs. But people don't really like to hear about that very much. They're actually quite nutritional.

I love reading Harry Potter fanfics. In between lab tests/experiments, I can waste away the hours on a good story.

My favorite pairings are: Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Snape, and some Hermione/Lucius. But mostly Dramione.

You might wonder why a two-year old is interested in love. Well, the mutation has apparently made my hormones screwy as well. Yup. Sad, isn't it? Weird too.

I also read other fanfics as well. Tamora Pierce is my leading second, and so is...well that's pretty much it. Harry Potter is usually all I read.

So until next time, my fortuous friends, I bid you all Peace, Love, and Happiness as I say farewell.

~Rachael~