Serial (fanfiction) reader. Long or short, beware: if it's good, I'll read it! (if it's not yaoi though, it's improbable I'll get to it, but you never know, beware anyway)

Infected by the deadly grammar-obsessed genetical illness, that makes me phisically hurt whenever confronted with mistreatment of consecutio temporum, syntax, spelling, and whatever grammar could be come across while reading. The infection is so radicated that long ago I've had to abandon every hope of ever reading fanfiction in my own language, so English is my last hope, since every other language I know is either as badly treated as my mothertongue, or there is not enough to read (my need comes in the thousands).

There's many people out there who carry this very same illness, please, please, spare us and save the language! If you have doubts there surely are vocabularies out there, and people (or books) who could help solve many a grammatical dilemma if just asked.

Take part to the campaign to help grammar-obsessed patients, adopt a vocabulary!

OTPs

and many, many other ships that I read randomly when I'm reminded of their existence (SebasCiel, KIDConan, Thunderfrost, the recently discovered Jimon from The Mortal Instruments series, lots of other CLAMP ships, ecc. ecc.).

In this sea of gayness and angsty feels there's also space (very little, I admit it) for hetero ships, though they're mostly related to series that I cherish from my childhood: VanxHitomi from Escaflowne, HakuxChihiro from Spirited Away, KisshuxIchigo from Mew mew, AkitoxSana from Kodocha.