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 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. Stop pretending that you read this and just scroll down to what you care about I was thinking the other day (yes, I actually think, it does happen sometimes) that I would love to do that thing in movies where you're skydiving and you open a can of coke or whatever and it just flies into your mouth. THAT WOULD ROCK! Oh my god. That profile used to be so long. Now it's way more readable. No one will ever be made to scream "HELP! I'M DROWNING IN TEXT!" ever again. I'm re-dusting off everything again. Wow, this is some sort of cycle, isn't it. Writing frenzy, goes missing for two months. Over and over. I'm now going to try and update at least once a month. Who else thinks that having Marauders on the character list is an epic win? Also, I noticed that The Mirror of Erised is a character according to here...huh? Note about my favourites: They aren't my favourite favourites, they're stories I think are good and that you should try without having to search all over the place for them. 'Kay? Shout out to my bestie anger angel, love ya darlin'! Fic Centre Completed In Progress Memos Now You Know is done, that's a good six months right there. Wow. Reviews n' Stuff This is mean & pathetic & stupid & annoying & insulting & rude & angering & (a chain of swears I am forbidden to use) & I HATE IT! GRRRRRRR! - Little Miss Random. (Now You Know) Honey, this is a PARODY, it's supposed to be 'mean & pathetic & stupid & annoying & insulting & rude & angering...' as far as I'm concerned parodies will either piss people to hell and back or help them die laughing. Thanks for helping me do my job. -Katie (As a later note, this is actually quite funny, this reveiw, maybe it was a parody of a reveiw) |
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Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 5,616 - Follows: 5,166 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,785 - Follows: 11,266 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,116 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Love, Marriage, and Pranks by Purple-Sherlock-1985 reviews
Harry and Hermione have to marry the Weasley twins Can George and Harry finally admit how they really feel about each other. And can Hermione fall in love with a prankster? HarryGeorge FredHermione GWNL RWLL RLNT CWAJ BWFD SSOFC DMLB MPREG PREG SLASH HET
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] [Harry P., George W.]
Green and Blue by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 3,347 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
Jo Bekke At Hogwarts with Commentary by a Weirdo by funkyorange reviews
Come on, guys, don't tell me you don't know the drill by now! All the usual warnings apply, sixth in the Commentary by a Weirdo series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - OC
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
In Times of Great Need by Weasley Genetics reviews
After the war, when grief is raw and emotions powerful, two people who find comfort and understanding in each other, are Harry Potter and George Weasley. DH Spoilers. Ignores the epilouge. Please give it a try?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,673 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 4,428 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Protector? Me? by Elelith reviews
Harry goes back in time to Marauder's era incognito story. Trying to bring twists to a cliched plot. Will include Snape, people from the future following Harry, two Voldemorts running around and Bellatrix. Trying to stay faithful to most characters. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,912 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Harry P., James P.
A World Without Voldemort by Ex Mentis reviews
AU A reimagining of Harry Potter if Tom Marvolo Riddle never existed. How much will change in this new world? Rated T for SLASH. Harry/Ron and Remus/Sirius. No Flames. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,284 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - [Harry P., Ron W.] - Complete
Soulmate Potion by D2Diamond reviews
The war is over, and many 7th year students make the last potion of the year. The Soulmate potion. Who ends up with who? ... Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Ginny, Draco, and many more. See Standard Disclaimer in Profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
Wit Beyond Measure by ThePandorica reviews
Behind the witty words, ink, paper and quill, they live quite a normal life really. Featuring Terry, Michael, Luna, Lisa, Anthony, Su and Padma. A hundred drabbles/oneshots. Ravenclaw-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Michael C., Terry B.
Your life with Ron Weasley with Commentary by funkyorange reviews
Full title: Your Life With Ron Weasley With Commentary By a Weirdo. Second in my 'Commentary by a Weirdo' series. Read My Immortal With Commentary by A Weirdo first. Rated for language mostly mine . Note: I did mean horror, yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
Harry Potter and the Facebook Request by skorva reviews
A story of a Facebook status wall showing the content and lives of our favourite Hogwarts students. Draco's relationship status, Harry's new live online, and much more to come! Pansy gets dumped, Daphne hooks up. Will best friends become enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Storybook Tales by lydiamaartin reviews
A collection of fairytales from across a generation, some sweet, some sour, all magical. 28 Next-Gen couples, 28 drabbles, one for each so their story can be told. - Multiple Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Malfoy Handbook: Volume I by jspotter reviews
MALFOYS ONLY. The ultimate guide to becoming the epitome of the perfect Malfoy. It will help you on your journey to become better than everybody else in the entire universe. Read carefully and thoroughly to properly be the perfect Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Scorpius M., Draco M.
Secrets, Dreams and More by jspotter reviews
What the characters in Harry Potter dreamed of. Wished for. Kept secret. Wanted to say. Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010
Battle of the Weasleys by melian225 reviews
All ten members of the Weasley family took part in the Final Battle at Hogwarts. These are their stories. Loaded up as Musicals/Annie because of a glitch in the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2011
How to take over the world in 12 hours by LAB Rats reviews
A round robin...that is exactly like it sounds. More thought should have gone into the gift giving.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
More Than Just Duffers by breeutiful reviews
Their lives are like a never-ending rollercoaster. Features Hannah, Ernie, Justin, Zacharias, Susan, Megan, Wayne, Eloise and Rose. A hundred drabbles/one shots, Hufflepuff-centric. Various pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Justin F., Hannah A.
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4386 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I've Had A Chance To Be Insane by ChaosChild92 reviews
"It's like there's a Dementor. Like there's a Dementor in my head. Or in my heart. Or something. And it keeps making more sadness whenever I think I can cope." This is SLASH. If you don't like it feel free to keep moving.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - George W., Lee J. - Complete
The Art of Drowning by Quiet reviews
Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,567 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 4,722 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Names by LAB Rats reviews
Alphabetically, who made the cut to get thier name added to the list, when only one per letter is allowed? A-Z, the names of Harry Potter people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Boys Don't Do That by Solstice Muse reviews
Harry and Ron discuss why they don't hug. Ron thinks it's simple enough - Boys don't do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Heartbeat by Belle's Noir reviews
Just a little one-shot for a pairing I hadn't seen done before. Unbeta'd. 'He misses you, too. The letter had said. He is realising just how much you were there for him, even if it was silently.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Lee J. - Complete
The Wall by Doctor Song reviews
There is a wall, in 12 Grimmauld Place, which displays the dead. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sticks in a Bundle by 1917farmgirl reviews
"Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable." - Kenyan Proverb - When Fred and George decide to visit Harry at the Dursleys the summer after OofP, they find something shocking, something that drastically alters the course of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., George W., Fred W.
After Bloodshed by lydiamaartin reviews
It had been two weeks since he'd talked to her. Two weeks since he'd won the war, two weeks since Voldemort died, and two weeks since she'd talked to him. ―- HarryGinny, NevilleHannah, GeorgeKatie, TerryLavender
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Neville L., Hannah A.] - Complete
Music On A Canvas by AnnaOtaku reviews
Dominique has always been outshadowed by Victoire. Her elder sister has the looks, has the talent, and, most devastatingly of all, has won the heart of Dom's blue-haired angel. DW/TL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Teddy L., Dominique W. - Complete
Guide to the Weasley Girls by dork-with-glasses reviews
Fact- You will fall for a Weasley girl at least once during your seven years at Hogwarts.The curls, Quidditch positions, flaming tempers & 'loveable' personalities are all wrapped up specially for you! Hold onto your hats Gents, you're in for a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Ten Things to Keep in Your Mind by VictoriaRoseForever reviews
Each of the next generation have ten things you should know. Includes all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Victoire W., Dominique W.
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Seven Weasley Virtues by Simplicity Is Bliss reviews
Sinners are always more interesting than the virtuous, right? Rated for violence and language in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Memories by amaXdear reviews
I know you, Albus. And you know me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Infamous Hogwarts Prankwar of 1977 by FieryBrunette reviews
It's utter insanity for 7th year students. On top of homework and Quidditch, a new humorous terror plagues the school: the growing feud between the well known Marauders and the unknown Marauderesses. Who will win the prankwar?And who are the Marauderesses
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,228 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Intervention by ty.soglasna reviews
Harry really needs to lay off those cheering charms. Oneshot, teenyfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Life by Dodger Gilmore reviews
Formerly titled ”Things”. Brief glimpses into the lives of characters from the HP universe; events, emotions, reflections etc. Drabbles, perhaps, that together build a life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,242 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
So They All Rolled Over and One Fell Out by Solstice Muse reviews
There were seven in the bed and the little one said, roll over, so they all rolled over and one fell out. Ron and Ginny say goodbye to Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Times Past and Times to Come by Persephone of Peridot reviews
Harry is fighting with Voldemort when a magical explosion sends him into the time of the Marauders.How will Harry deal with meeting his dead parents as well as the traitor that killed them?Will the Marauders turn out to be all Harry hoped for?Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,085 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 12/2/2005
Lullaby by skabs reviews
Bill often woke up before his siblings even started to cry. One-shot, bit of fluff, bit of crack... I just couldn't help myself!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bill W., Ginny W. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Surviving by scribhneoir reviews
The final battle is over. But, for Ron Weasley, the fight to find a way back home is just beginning. Story is complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,200 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Ten Steps to DeSueify a Mary Sue by NickyFox13 reviews
The dreaded Mary Sue pollutes the Harry Potter fandom, and who else but Ron Weasley, with the help of Harry, Hermione and Ginny, will all teach you how to make a Mary Sue into a plesant original character. Expect weirdness and a lot of chaos. AU [Slowly undergoing edits]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,964 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Ultimate List For Beating Boredem by I Can't Remember My Pen Name reviews
Sirius Black's ultimate list for beating boredem. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
How to Catch a Remus Lupin by Avahin reviews
One day, when Sirius Black was rifling through Remus Lupin's things, he came upon a most fascinating discovery. What does he plan to do with his information? Why test it out of course. SB/RL, some JP/LE. Such generic pairings...but interesting plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,273 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lost by Solstice Muse reviews
Charlie is searching for Ron amoungst the rubble of Bill's wedding. Bill tries to convince him that their little brother is safe. A short fic about how the older Weasley brothers coped with their little brother suddenly vanishing with his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Yesterday's Tomorrow by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
Overused but amusing: Hermione gets stuck in Marauder Era Hogwarts. In her struggle to get back home, she grows closer to people not of her Time. And in the present, memories from his youth are suddenly hitting Remus Lupin that he didn't have before. FIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,573 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Primary School Essays by Angelauthor14 reviews
Have you ever wondered how no one knew about the abuse Harry had to sustain? The clues were all there, but they were all dismissed. This fic is of Harry's essays from primary school; the clues are all included, but are all ignored. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Tied to a Chair by Idunn reviews
Harry is tied to a chair, held hostage by a group of teenage Marauders and Lily, accusing him of timetravel he does not admit to. He decides to have some fun with the rules of timetravel, and play a game of yes-or-no questions. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P.
Only Time Will Tell by Winky35 reviews
James and his fellow Marauders are always looking for a new prank to cause chaos at Hogwarts. But what will happen when the Marauders start messing with their very future? Only time will tell! Remember Reviews r always appriciated! H/G J/L R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 205 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
There is Beauty in the Flaws by esmellabrooke reviews
Harry's always found Ron to be beautiful... But he thought perhaps he, himself, was too flawed to be loved. Harry/Ron. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Double The Laughter Again by Jess.91 reviews
George learned to adjust. What else could he do? He'd had a twin for twenty years, but he'd learned to live without him. But now, it's his time, and guess who's there to help him cross over? Part of my Again series. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Memoirs of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs by violet-angel07 reviews
The memories of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, four fated young men, remembered by them, written by them... Two are now dead, one is a traitor, and the other, is completely alone... This is their story...Please Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,248 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Wazlibs' Wizzil Woozis by Amara Anon reviews
It's Ron's first disastrous day working at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. If things weren't bad enough, a very peculiar customer shows up... post DH, pre Epilogue. Spoilers. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
Nursery Rhymes: Hogwarts Style! by jennifer snape reviews
Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Splinched by FallenMystery reviews
MAJOR HALLOWS SPOILER! They were twins... and then he was alone... Splinched, as it were. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
My Father by Wuff reviews
SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS! It's Christmas and Teddy feels lonely. Maybe his godfather can help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Cliches Of Doom by Tabesco Lamnia Lammina Lamna reviews
WARNING: Contents of this story may be harmful for those suffering low blood pressure, cardic difficulties, pregnancy, sympathy for authors of MarySues and or nut allergies. Contains slash, OCs, OOCness, sexual references and spontaneous dancing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,248 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Letters from 4 Privet Drive by ward 49 reviews
summer after OoTP: Harry sends notes to the Order every 3 days to confirm that there's no need for them to come and scare the Muggle relatives. Along the way, miscommunication occurs frequently and Harry's mental stability starts to deteriorate.ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ickle Ronniekins by Solstice Muse reviews
Ron is ten years old and Charlie is leaving to go to Romania and start his work with dragons. The bullying from Fred and George becomes too much and Ronnie decides to stow away with Charlie. Part of my Quills for a Cause sponsorship for AIDS research.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Ron W., Charlie W. - Complete
Secrets in the Room of Requirement by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a tedious fight, Lily and James find themselves twenty years into the future. A new side of James is revealed, James swears he's been cloned, and Harry's own life is put into jeopardy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,715 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
See You When You're 40 by Saiya-jin girl reviews
Hermione Granger falls through the fabric of time and falls straight into the arms of a very young, and very handsome, Remus Lupin. Read on to see what happens...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Git Defined by Solstice Muse reviews
A series of eight 'One Shots' exploring the different types of 'Git' in the Potterverse. Told from the perspective of different Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,150 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sand of Time by Willowcharm reviews
Harry arrives at Grimauld Place to spend the remainder of the summer with Lupin. But something in his OWL results changes everything. Time travel. Possible minor spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,517 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Helping Hand by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Ron decides to take Harry's place for Umbridge's detentions and take the abuse for a few days. Hermione helps. Cameos from Neville, Luna, and the rest of the cast. Hurt comfort, so be forewarned. Trio friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,841 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Turn Back Time by SStar Luna reviews
What would you do if you had to choose between what was right and what was easy? Harry is faced with this very decision as he tries to cope with having to live in the past after an unfortunate accident transports him to September 1976. CHAPTER 13 NEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
From The Past by truemizzie reviews
Magic doesn't know sentiment, Harry. It simply knows spells and books. It is not a human thing, nor should it be treated as such. It is simply a tool that some have learned to use in their life, for both good and bad. Marauders time travel forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Heartbreak of the Fathers by x-Faux-x reviews
Missing Moment from OotP during the Christmas hols. Harry sees something that makes him wonder what it's like to have a father, and Sirius takes it upon himself to show him. Chaos ensues. Chapter III now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
A Family for Harry by WeasleyGirl-ca reviews
Having lost his parents and now his godfather, Harry feels more alone than ever. As the sun rises on his 16th birthday, his best mate presents him with a gift, reminding him that he isn’t alone and never will be. Oneshot: friendship & family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Cooler by yeaka reviews
It's a boiling hot summer, and Harry finds Ron's sanctuary. (Slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Guy Code by Tirya King reviews
Set during Marauders Era. The boys demonstrate how to live those ageless laws that govern a male's behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
Meetings of Marauders by Whiskey reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Sirius B., Fred W.
Better Than Dreams by SiriRemLove reviews
The Marauders are entering their 6th year of Hogwarts and Remus seems to have some feelings for Sirius. Will the new teacher's plans for Remus change Sirius' feelings for Remus? Can Sirius Black love? Slash & eventual SBRL. 15 of 15 chapters - COMPLETE D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,798 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Out Of The Cellar by Hi Im Crazy reviews
Caught in the rain, James, Sirius, and Remus take shelter in a mysterious store. Utterly bored, the boys go down to the basement where one of them drinks a potion that is accidentally left out. They are sent into the future: straight into Harry's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004
Ask by Rivulet027 reviews
GoF. Fred thinks George should ask Lee to the Yule Ball, but he's having a hard time convincing George of that. GeorgeLee slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2004 - George W., Lee J. - Complete
When Time Stands Still by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The usual Harry-goes-back-in-time, but with minimal romance. My first fic, so please R&R. Constructive criticism is accepted but no flames, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Deep in the Subconscious of a Prankster by Sneezy Mouse reviews
* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,374 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Hermione G., George W.
What Does the 'J' Stand For? by JKLB reviews
Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Scribbling on the Marauder's Map by Carolyn Potter and AriaStar reviews
Ginny finds the Marauder's Map, and meets Messers. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs (and Lily as well . . .). Chaos ensues. Entirely weird, originally purely a writing excercise. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/22/2001
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The Experiment reviews
The night of September 9th, 1975. Two girls, identical twins. Born to Drs Hugo and Rose Granger, only one want home. What happened to the other one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Hermione G.
Once Upon A Tuesday reviews
Just a normal Tuesday for the trio. Sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Now You Know reviews
Everyone has secrets. Everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011
Historic Scribblings reviews
A study into the daily communication habits of the rare 'Weasley-us Twins-ia' and the rarer 'Lee-o Jordan-ium'. Recommended by the 'Firetruck Appriciation Committee' and 'The Brotherhood Of Antelopes'. Rated for questionable subjects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Missing Moments reviews
The never-before-seen deleted scenes of Harry Potter are finally here!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010