Hey, you there! Welcome to my account. How you doing? Great? Good. Nice to meet you. As you can see, hopefully you can see, but as you can see, this is a Portal fanfiction account! I've been very fond of Portal and/or Portal 2 since I was 12 years young. I find it very fun, and all the maps just give it all the replay satisfaction. I try to post as much as possible so you guys won't get bored. Rating and Reviewing is welcomed!

But anyways, welcome to my lair. Funny. Never thought it'd sound like that out loud. Heh heh. It's quite fun in my lair. You got your Smut, Your Teen ratings, And your K and K ratings.

I probably only write portal stories. If I happen to find something else that I enjoy writing, I will go with will and strong heart. Bwah. Warriors.

And now, for the somewhat 'Grand' finale, a few things about me!

Wheatley is a hottie

!IMPORTANT UPDATE!

Hiatus is off! New stories to come!