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i am new so no fires plz

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Slytherin all the way!!! ;P

i would just like to state that pretty much all of the following is copied from other people's profiles because i wanted to spread the awesomeness. if you recognize anything and have a problem with it please message me and i will remove it.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

I am a proud Christian!!! if you are too, copy and paste this to your own profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Leo and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex. you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Dude, what else is there?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use???)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (Capitan Ovbious Strikes Again!)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh Lets go fly off niagra falls while wearing this!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Science-Fantasy93, Gemcrazy98, BTR, mavk4444, Mrs.RebekahDiamond, EstelleK

Random Reposts:

1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. " Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER." This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million tim es. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had someone demand what (Exactly) the function and-slash-or purpose of a rubber duck is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

97 percent of teenagers would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you’re one of the 3 percent that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP!', copy and paste this into your profile

If you know Harry Potter kicks Twilight's sparkly ass (even if you like Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!! If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile

If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

I PLEDGE MY ALLIGENCE TO CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW FOR ETERNITY !!!!!!!

- If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

- If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

- If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile.

- if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever successfully watched all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies back to back non stop (which is about 7 straight hours of pure Jackness...) and still don't feel like your life is complete, copy and paste this in your profile. (Even though seven hours of pure Jackness is amazing, you can still never get enough of that sexy beast of a pirate.)

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

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I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

If you hate Elizabeth Swann, burn, destroy and or get rid of in any painful way possible all pictures posters, etc. of her THEN copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Elizabeth Swann should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. (Well she should!)

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes call James Norrington "Norry", copy this

If you have ever successfully watched all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies back to back non stop (which is about 7 straight hours of pure Jackness...) and now you feel like your life is complete, copy and paste this in your profile.

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I’m out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius’s sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the death eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know

Put this in your profile if you always were, are, and will be a Harry Potter fan for the rest of your life.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your face off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, CAPTIYP

if you have ever laughed in a silent room because of something you heard yesterday CAPTIYP

if you have ever ran into a tree while running CAPTIYP

if you have ever ran into a door CAPTIYP

if you have ever asked a random obvious question CAPTIYP

if you want those stupid annoying voices in your head to just SHUT UP already CATIYP

if you are against abortion CAPTIYP

if someone has ever told you your wierd and you reply "what was your first clue" CAPTIYP

if you have ever tripped over air CAPTIYP

Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD CAPTIYP

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you're weird and proud of it, CAPTIYP

98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't CAPTIYP

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, CAPTIYP

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson:-).