People never want to read long paragraphic profiles about who some one is. So to eliminate that I will just make a list the reader may skim and scan to get a good idea of who I am.

- I am probably the nerdiest stoner you will ever meet.

- I do indeed smoke marijuana recreationally.

- I am an Atheist.

- If you are upset that I am an Atheist (Back when I was a religion fanatic atheism upset me.) do not feel bad for me and my lost soul. I do partake in FSMism as a religion.

- I am incredibly intelligent, but really lazy.

- I love nerdcore hip-hop.

- I use Linux to write my stories.

- I write.

- I am straight.

- I am a guy.

- I own a website,

- I support abortion.

- I support gay rights.

- I hate Twlight for popularizing vampires among teens. Anne Rice was way better than Stephenie Meyer ever will be. Lestat could kill Edward Cullen any time!

- I read Anne Rice's novells years before Twlight was released.

- I secretly suffer suicidal depression. This is one of the reason's I use marijuana and used to used DXM.

- I may come out looking really bad through this. Trust me, there is alot more to me than this. I really am a good guy, really. I don't tend to include the good things in lists like this, because, frankly, no one gives a rats ass. No one wants to see normal these days. Linus Torvalds once said that the meaning of life is this: First comes survival, then social order, and then entertainment. We're in the entertainment sect. People find freaks funny and entertaining. If I want people to read this list I'm going to put freaky and controversial things, as those usually are the most entertaining.

I never favorite or review stories because I read all fanfiction from my phone. I have a Samsung Omnia with internet access and I will usually read stories there, and it is really hard to logon from there to favorite something.

Top 3 Favorite Naruto Couples

1. Naruto & Hinata

2. Neji & Tenten

3. Shikamaru & Temari

(sorry, I like the obvious. however, i don't care who Ino and Sakura are paired with.)

Favorite Bleach Couple

1. Ichigo & Rukia

Random Couples

1. Alice & Jasper (I know I hate Twlight, but I have a soft spot for these two)

2. There is more I just don't remember right now.