You are one in a million, Little one. Where the vast majority remain ignorant of the true vastness of existence, you can freely explore it. Where others see boundaries, you see only new places to reach. This is your right, but beware, for... Ruby, pay attention. And stop trying to set my tail on fire.

Pyrrha participates in a game of spin the bottle which ends up with an outcome far better than she could have hoped for. But this blessing in disguise could be more than she bargained for when she can't seem to let go of the kiss shared with Jaune. Concept developed from a fanfic by God Emperor Penguin

Pyrrha asks Ruby on a date. Blake asks Ruby on a date. Ruby accepts both. Naval battle ensues between Ladybug and Milk & Cereal, but the crews quickly board each other's ships, settle their differences, and add Pussy Magnet to their fleet. Pure relationship crack. I regret nothing. Adorable cover art provided by mustachioedoctopus.