Name: T'Pileia

Age: 300

Location: Romania :D (not really)

Favorite Movies/Tv Shows: Child's Play 1, 2, 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, and Any Resident Evil movies, Star Trek TOS Movies, Star Trek 2009, Heroes.

Favorite Animes/Mangas: Bleach, 666 Satan, others too many to really name all of them...

Favorite Games: Any Resident Evil games besides RE5, All Silent Hill games, Devil May Cry, Kingdom Hearts, Castlevania.

Favorite Characters: Albert Wesker, Chucky, Spock, Kirk, Sylar, Peter.

Well thats enough about me heres some random crap I found on the interweb 8D

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

The possibility of becoming insane is relevant to the amount of time one is exposed to with a psychotic individual. If you spend a long period of time with a psychotic individual, you yourself may become one. This can lead to other things, such as common sense, basic knowledge, and knowing that 'e' does in fact equal mc squared. Symptoms include: running into walls purposely, watching commercials purposely, smiling, liking the current president, believing the world is fair, laughing at everything everyone else says, screaming 'LUKE, I am your father' at the climax of a movie, bringing a llama to your class, listening to me (there's one point)), paying close attention to what politicians say, thinking for yourself when a politician is near, laughing, breathing, talking to llamas, watching the news to see what's happy, reading the sports section of the newspaper, talking to moofins, talking to moosturd, talking to kitty zanders of the 12th dimension on an intergalactic plane of the 15th galaxy in the 2nd quadrant of the universe in New York City, screaming and then fainting whenever someone opens a door, insisting that all of your superiors must refer to you as 'My Liege' or 'My Lord', shouting 'did you hear that?!' at the end of every sentence of a movie, rugby tackling anyone turning a page and explaining you were trying to save them from getting a paper cut, asking people where the nearest country is, asking for a stranger's autograph and not taking 'no' for an answer, while in an elevator putting red paint around the hatch sitting in a corner pointing upwards and whispering 'I think they want in', charging people a elevator toll when near an elevator, screaming when an elevator door closes, rapping your pizza order, specifying your drive-through order is 'to go', driving at a decent pace past the drive through window and screaming your order while still driving and explaining that you're in a hurry once you reach the window, taking exams in school and ripping up your paper and throwing the paper in the air screaming 'Merry Christmas' and asking for another paper until you yourself are asked to leave, jumping in front of a car and screaming 'HIT ME I'M A SQUIRREL!!', jumping on a flying cow screaming 'ATTACK MY PETS!!' to your legion of flying monkeys, orange llamas, flying purple penguins, kangaroos, chickens, and winged camel followers, naming your muffins Larry Bob Joe the 3rd of Spain King of Ireland instead of Chocolate Moofin the 15th of NYC Ruler of all moofins and muffins, answering the question "Which shappa-ling-a-dingo lives in a cradle-ladel where pink llamas and blue monkeys live in the green camel filled sky in the world of Balla-Lappa-Ooonga?" Ding-Dong when it is actually Dong-A-Ding, using bananas and mangos as weapons, roasting marshmallows over volcanoes, screaming 'MEEP' while riding a giant bullfrog, paying attention during an opera, playing the piano with your toes, singing an Elvis song during a Jazz concert, smiling during a photo for your family, enjoying babysitting Twin Terrors or Triple Threats, paying attention in Geometry class, going to school to have fun, chewing gum after and before school, not naming erasers and pencils, screaming 'I CARE!' to someone and meaning it, saying 'I love you', saying 'Well that sounds like fun', not loving Pirates of the Caribbean because it is the best movie ever to hit theaters this century, understanding the concept of algebra, speaking Elvish, speaking Chinese, Japanese, English, Latin, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Mexican, Dutch, Welsh, Egyptian, Caninese, Felinese, Birdses, or Fishies, screaming 'I WON I WON!!" when money comes out of the ATM machine, running from tar zoo and yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!", telling your friends five days in advance that you cannot attend their party because you are not in the mood, singing along at the opera, skipping rather than walking, going to a poetry recital and asking why the poems don't rhyme, finishing all your sentences with 'in accordance to the prophecy', answering all questions with 'because the Matrix says to' or something to that effect, when answering the phone screaming ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’, purposely remembering to finish/do homework, staying awake during a boring movie, sleeping with your eyes shut, humming the Mission Impossible theme song while darting around suspiciously while wearing dark clothing, whining, existing, having short term memory loss and repeating yourself because you have short term memory loss, poking penguins and then they hit you with a hammer and shoot you and then the penguin has a conniption and goes cablewy, screaming ‘THE VOICES’ while in a hospital/school/library, putting a CD or DVD in a microwave, putting a lightbulb in a microwave, going to a poetry recital and asking why the poems don’t rhyme, asking people if they want fries with that after every request form others, having short term memory loss and repeating yourself because you have short term memory loss, counting to a million for no rent reason, understanding JAVA and HTML the first time you read about it, doing something you despise beyond any and all sane comprehension for the heck of it, ticking off the Source of All Evil, opening the fridge/freezer door and fuming because you can’t figure out if the little light goes out if you close the door, poking hamsters with sharp teeth, ignoring warnings that a hamster or other pet will bite and then being surprised when it does bite you, being nice, turning turnips into limes, turning limes into turnips, throwing apples at people, throwing ice cubes at anyone who runs by you in an attempt to decapitate them, throwing stones at people trying to trip them, laying down in the middle of the street with a pillow and sleeping, running up the down escalator and vice versa, having deja vu and amnesia at the same time so that you think you have forgotten something before, having deva ju or ju va day, laughing hysterically because you find it funny you are laughing hysterically, poking people with sticks, installing a skylight when people live above you, reminiscing with people you don’t know, screaming ‘CHEESE AND FLIPP’N RICE THE DOG JUST TALKED!!’ while falling off your bed onto the floor at 3AM in the morning, mouthing off to an angry mob with guns, questioning the authority when you know that the authorities will question you, admitting nothing denying everything and making counter accusations, telling you insurance company you’re an atheist the next time they refuse to pay for something because it is an act of God, forgetting that poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part, reading the dictionary and not being bored while doing such, looking at a rabid/vicious dog that is barking or growling and saying in a cute little-people voice ‘Doggie!’, petting a wild cat in your neighborhood, playing Poker, playing Euchre, playing Gin, playing Monopoly, playing any and all board games, listening to music during your school announcements, going to school, obeying the source of all evil, being normal, thinking that you are unique just like everybody else, reading magazines, going on the computer, talking on the phone, writing, playing video games, enjoying any and all holidays, running into walls and screaming 'It's after me!!" repeatedly, poking very angry soldiers, petting people like a dog, laughing hysterically when you're being yelled at, staring at someone and when asked why you are staring replying 'I wonder why you exist', watching the same movie over 15 times, screaming ‘HOLY SNOT!’ or ‘HOLY LEMONESS!’ and any given time, poking a penguin who has a hammer and a gun and a really short temper because then he hits you with the hammer and shoots you and then he has a spaz attack and then goes ‘KABLEWY!!, watching an old lady hit an innocent teenage kid/college kid and not laughing, visiting funnyjunk.com, laughing maniacally, demanding to be called ‘Master of All things Squishy and Ploppable’, poking a groundhog that looks like a plop of fur, listening to Oprah, screaming ‘THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!’ while being chased after a person who has speakens in a English accent, watching Monty Python, holding annual cart races in the breakables isle of a walMart, boiling ice cream, and other symptoms.

Peoples, suggestions are welcomedis, go to ze forums or ze Cbox pleez.

Meaning, ‘do it or there is hell to pay’ in what we like to call Common English.

Smith...you spend 13 years all on your lonesome thinking up some of the most spectacular names and NOW you come up with THIS?! ...I am deeply ashamed...

So you’re saying that he should be killed? AYE TO THAT!

HIS NAME IS AMANDA!!

Hush, your blocking the voices in my head...

You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wayne was either the Wicked Witch of the West, or Barbara Bush.

If you come near me, I could, should and might kill you.

(battle cry) Somebody get my brown pants!

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I should care, but I don't.

Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints...

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?!

Before giving someone a piece of mind, be sure you have enough to spare!

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I have gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!

I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you this?

I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Quitters never win, and winners never quit. But those who never quit AND never win are idiots.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not God!

Someone told me to get a life, but I'm not sure where to download that from.

There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Suicide hotline, please hold.

If it weren't for physics, and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence that you tried.

The voices in my head say you have serious issues.

If you love it, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and shoot it.

There's only two people I trust. One of thems me. The other's not you.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

A poor memory is not the same thing as a clear conscience.

Annoy a politician, think for yourself.

Heck hath no fury like an enraged teenaged girl!

If I'm going down, I'm going down with one heck of a fight!

I'm not mean, I'm just selfish.

Frodo failed! Bush has the ring!!

I didn't say it was your fault! I just said I was going to blame you!

I don't sink to that low of a level! I sink lower!

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving ain't for you.

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.

Change is good. You go first.

Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.

Your village called. They want their idiot back.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

The next time my insurance company won't pay me because they call it 'an act of God' I'm going to tell them I'm an athiest and see what happens next.

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

Question authority and the Authorities will question you.

Poor planning on YOUR part does NOT constitute an emergency on MY part.

Yeah, let's mouth off to the angry mob of vampires! That will REALLY help!

Did I say I care? No, I did not. So why do you pester me with problems I do not care about nor do they affect me?

Welcome to my world. Now go home.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

I'm gonna live forever! (or die trying!)

2 wrongs are just the beginning...

You're only young once, but you can be immature forver!

My doctor told me I have multiple personalities, but we don't agree with him.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught!

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout. Don't just flipp'n stand there!

CHEESE AND FLIPP'N RICE THE DOG JUST TALKED!!

Did I mention that I don't care?!

I'm already insane, have you not understood what the heck has happened in the past 24 hours?! It's beyond insane, it surpasses freaky, it is a thing that cannot be named it is so weird, freaky, insane, and just finlandish!

Ain't life freak'n grand?

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

Four years ago...No, it was yesterday. Today I... No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I...No, I don't.

Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

I went into a clothes store the other day and a salesman walked up to me and said, "Can I help you?" And I said "Yeah, do you got anything I like?" He said, "What do you mean do we have anything you like?" I said, "You started this."

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it..."

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..."

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded!!"

Taunting people with guns may be a bad idea!

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

But-But, I like my life! I've had it for as long as I can remember!

How to Annoy People

At Home:

1) Boil ice cream. Complain loudly that the stove/microwave is broken.

2) Sing/play songs that get stuck in peoples heads. (This is the song that doesn’t end, SpongeBob theme, etc.)

3) Charge a bathroom tax/toll.

4) Offer to make dinner. Don’t take no for an answer. Order pizza, and pretend to be extremely hurt if no on compliments you on the pizza that you worked so hard to make. (This works even if people know that you ordered the pizza.)

5) Watch the same movie as many times as possible, hogging both DVD Player, TV, and remote control(s)
WARNING: This may result in serious injury or death...

6) Run around screaming "WHERE AM I?!" Hide in a room, and don’t come out for around 10 minutes. If questioned, calmly reply "What are you talking about?"

7) Sing any song that is annoying or gets stuck in people’s heads. Sing until forcibly restrained. Continue anyways.

Note:

8) Whine or sing instead of speaking. Or both!

9) Whine "Coooooommmmeeee ooooooooooooooooonnnn!!" until shot or psychically restrained. Whichever comes first.

10) Run into someone’s room, out of breath. "Did an old, bald, ugly and naked man with an umbrella cackling evilly run through here?!" demand this with a tone of upmost urgency. When a reply is given, run off swearing and cursing loudly.

11) Chuck grapes/other foods/small objects at people when they are trying to do work. Repeat until told to stop. Stop for several minutes. Then, restart again. Repeat until forcibly restrained.

In a Movie Theater:

1) Throw popcorn at the screen. Extra points if your in back.

2) Repeated previous. When someone turns around, point to the person next to you. This is especially effective if there is no one near you, and when you have hidden your popcorn.

3) Upon entering the movie theater, scream the ending and run out, laughing maniacally. This works best with new movies that you saw on the opening day/weekend.

4) Laugh at scary/sad parts, cry at funny parts, cheer when a hero/heroine dies, etc.

5) Steal people’s food when they aren’t paying attention. (I mean the WHOLE container!) Demand a ransom of your favorite candy that the movie theater doesn’t have.

6) In the suspenseful part(s) of the movie, grab people or say something along the lines of "Boo" or "Scream for us/me" in an incredibly creept voice. Whispering such lines and ducking so that it appears that there is no one there is encouraged.

7) Scream "Luke I am your father!" or "The monkey did it!" during an important part of the movie. Proceed to fall off your seat rolling down the aisle laughing hysterically. Stop, and sit in your chair again, calm as ever. If possible, repeat.

At School

1) Rip up your paper. Throw the papers in the air and scream "It’s snowing!" or "Merry Christmas!" Ask for a new paper. Repeat until forcibly dragged out of the classroom. Be sure to protest loudly and, by all means, don’t go without a fight. (Screaming, kicking, clinging to various objects and dragging them with you..)

2) Throw a pencil/pen/eraser/other small object at someone. Point to an innocent classmate.

3) Bring a llama or monkey into class. If asked about it, shake your head and mutter furiously.

4) Continually ask stupid questions. Ex: "How does ink come out of pens?" or "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

5) Use weird analogies to explain things. Make sure that they make absolutely no sense at all.

6) Answer all the questions you teacher asks wrong. The next day, answer them all right. Explain that you are testing the ‘Chaos Theory’ and that you’re only trying to prepare everyone for the real world.

7) When a teacher is doing attendance, and they say your name, break down in fake tears and yell "What do you want from me?!" This is especially encouraged with substitutes.

6) Get a group of about ten people, then make pins and signs with a fellow student’s name on them. Follow that kid around and cheer whenever she/he does something, and keep on chanting their name. This also works with teachers.

In an Elevator:

1) Charge an entrance fee.

2) Move a desk inside the elevator. Ask people if they have an appointment.

3) Poke people and then point to the person next to you. Even if there is no one there.

4) Scream every time the door opens, and shout "VICTORY!" when it closes.

5) Make a sign that says ‘Out of Order’. Hand it to a person that enters/ Say: "This was on the door." Do this after the elevator doors have closed at the elevator is moving. Especially good when there is a group, or only one other passenger.

6) Press all the floor buttons.

7) Wait till there is a crowd in the elevator. Repeat number six.

8) Pretend to talk on a cell phone. Have a shouting match, then burst into tears. Refuse to be comforted. Finally, hug a random bystander and start sobbing into their shoulder. Don’t let go, no matter how hard they try to escape.

9) Snap Polaroid photos of people who enter. "They say if you have a picture of someone, you own their soul." Hold up the picture and proceed to grin evilly in a very ‘The Exorcist’ fashion.

7) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

8) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

9) "Did you hear that cable snap?" Watch the show. If stared at, grin.

10) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

11) Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them. Get them wrong.

12) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

13) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up. Scream: "That’s mine!!" and snatch it away.

14) Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

15) Play dead.

16) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

17) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

18) Start a sing-along.

19) When the elevator reaches another passengers floor, scream and collapse in front of the door. Refuse to move, and do not stop screaming. If they try to step over you, grab their ankle.

20) Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two minutes.

21) Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.

22) Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.

23) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You’re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. Works best with only one other passenger.

24) Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers

25) Leave a box between the doors. If someone goes to move it, trip them or scream "NUUU!! DON’T TOUCH IT!!"

While Having Fun in Wal-Mart:

1) Hide in clothes racks. When someone comes by, shout or whisper "Pick me, pick me!" Have a friend or two join you, and have an argument.
Ex: "Shut up blue shirt!" "No you shut up blue jeans!" "Oh my god would you two be quiet?!"

2) Walk up to a Wal-Mart employee and yell "We have a code three in aisle 15!" Enjoy the show.

3) If a Wal-Mart associate walks up to you and asks if they can help you, break down in tears and scream "Why won’t you people leave me alone?!"

4) When an announcement comes on, curl up in a ball and yell "THE VOICES ARE BACK!" This is always good fun with family members.

5) Take random and/or expensive items and place them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

6) Hold an annual cart race in a breakable aisle.

7) Go to the sports section and test out the fishing poles. Interchange with nets. Try to capture employees or innocent shoppers, and hold them for ransom. This is optional, but encouraged.

8) Wear all black and dodge around while humming ‘Mission Impossible’ or your own theme song.

9) At Christmas time, ask Santa for absurd things. If unable to sit on his lap, scream "HI SANTA!" as loud as possible. As always, family with you is always best. Try to drag them over to meet Santa, or wait until you are forcibly dragged away. Continue screaming "HI!" as you are pulled away

In an Airplane:

1) Come in late. Continually hit people with your bags as you try to find you seat.

2) Pretend to fall asleep on the service button. If ‘awoken’ make a scene about rude people.

3) Listen to your music and sing horribly off-key or out of tune. Make sure it’s loud.

4) Ride a luggage cart down the aisle cheering "YEE-HAW" and swinging something over your head in a very cowboy-like manner. Also fun in hotels.

5) Throw small items across the area, pointing to yet another innocent person when confronted. Make a scene about ‘jumping to conclusions’ and ‘false accusations’ if told to stop by an attendant.

6) Call the attendants ‘nurse’. Ignore them if they try to correct you.

7) Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, "The reception is much clearer up here..."

8) Lean back in your seat, fold your arms behind your head and exclaim, "Thank God for auto-pilot, eh?"

9) Lead a revolt against all the first class. Be sure to include everyone!

10) Sport a kamikaze helmet and goggles. Speak in a low voice into a hand held tape recorder: "Today's date, December 7th, 1941. I was not able to command my own personal plane but success shall still be ours..."

11) Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he/she has a crowbar.

On a Ski Lift:

1) Count the numbers on the chairs going back past you obnoxiously loud.

2) Have you and a friend sit on either side of a stranger. With a cue or something, start looking for each other around the stranger, always missing each other.

3) Sing the first part of the SpongeBob theme, stop right before the chorus, then look at the stranger until he/she sings the chorus.

In General:

1) Glue quarters to the floor of the mall or a sidewalk and see how many people try to pick them up.

2) Ask people to prove everything they say.

3) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

4) Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

5) Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'

6) Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

7) Whenever someone tries to staple something, grab the stapler and hand them tape. Refuse to give the stapler back while muttering "Staples bad, tape good. Glue is evil." repeatedly.

8) Disassemble your pen and ‘accidentally’ flip the ink cartridge across the room.

9) Every time someone asks you to do something, or says something to you, demand angrilly "Is that a threat?"

10) Finish all your sentences with the words "In accordance with prophesy."

11) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

12) Narrate people’s actions.
Ex: "And she scribbled furiously. Now she’s glaring at me. She hit me on the head, and my first thought was ‘Ow’ and now she’s severely pissed off..."

13) Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

14) Wave at strangers who are driving by in cars. See if they wave back.

15) Jump in front of a moving car that is several yards away and scream "Hit me I’m a SQUIRREL!"

This also works with busy hallways/sidewalks/etc.

16) Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces.

17) Lie obviously about trivial things, such as the time of day.

18) Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.

19) Name your dog ‘Stay’ or ‘Dog’. (Some people, like me, might kill you if you actually do this...)

20) Ask "Are we there yet?" every few seconds.

21) Produce a rental video consisting entirely of FBI copyright warnings. Invite friends and family over to watch ‘this really cool’ movie. Make them stay, and cling to their ankles and don’t let go if they try to leave.

22) Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

23) Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

24) Take something of value (the new box of Oreo cookies, new DVD, etc.) from your roommates/family members. Run into your room while laughing maniacally. Refuse to give said object back.

25) Open your door, and create a barricade (pillows, sandbags, the usual). Obtain an army helmet (or a cooking pot) and warn anyone near you that your ‘ready to go to war’. Talk to your pet as if they were part of this. This works with friends as well.

26) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

27) Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look. When they do, turn around and point in another direct.

28) Stare at the sky with great intent. Wait until a crowd as gathered, and refuse to answer the question "What are you looking at?" After a small crowd has gathered, walk away without a word. Watch the reactions.

29) Tape a blank piece of typing paper to your dorm, your room, or office door and leave it up for ages. When someone finally writes on it, yell at them and tell them to please not deface your property. Chase after them with the writing utensil and try to beat them mercilessly with it.

30) Throw newspapers back at paperboys.

31) Throw stones, ice cubs, snowballs, or other ‘found-in-nature’ objects at people walking past your house. Hide. Repeat.

32) When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

33) When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.

34) When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where you are going."

35) When walking, push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.

36) When someone turns the page of a book, rugby tackle them and throw the book a good five feet away. Explain you were trying to save them from getting a paper cut.

37) When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.

38) Whenever someone says something, anything, scream "YOU LIE!" and pointed at them. Then scream "Don’t listen to me! I LIE!!" Begin laughing. Repeat.

39) When in the appropriate situations, quotes movies/books, etc. Laugh and then suddenly stop, muttering "Man that was good..."

The Pizza or Pizza Delivery Guy:

1) After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

2) Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

3) Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

4) Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.

5) Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

6) Change your accent every three seconds.

7) Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"

8) Haggle.

9) If they suggest a side order, ask why they are punishing you. Begin crying.

10) If any of your practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "The last guy let me do it."

11) Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

12) Order a pepperoni pizza. Ask if they can skip the pepperoni. Also works with cheese pizzas.

13) Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

14) Pass the phone around to everyone in the house -- have each person change the order a little.

15) Pretend your flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War while ordering. Bonus points for screaming orders to fellow house Especially pets or people who hate your insanity.

16) Psychoanalyze the order taker.

17) Put them on hold.

18) Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

19) Say, "Are you sure this is -pizza place’s name here-?" When they say yes, say, "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, the real -pizza place’s name-, start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

20) Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry." Make sure you sound hopeless.

21) Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

In a Corn Maze:

1) Burst through the corn at unsuspecting people and yell "GET OUT OF MY CORN MAZE!!"

2) Get a few friends to come wit you. Bring a video camera. Follow people around, proclaiming that you are doing a documentary about the unusually high number of people that have been found dead in this corn maze. Distract the group you’re following, and have a friend sneak ahead and hide in the cornstalks. Frantically search for them, and have the person jump out give your poor victims heart attacks. Works best at night.

SO STAY OUTTA MY CORN MAZE XD