Hey people! I'm Lindsay, and I'm a major and complete Twilight freak. I know most everyone is too, but anyway, haha.

yep im actually a pretty random person and far from normal. at least thats what the idiotic boys at school say. but what do they know, theyre boys for crying out loud!!

There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

Smart bunny.

Anywho, i like werewolves better than vampires, so most of my stories revolve around the wolf pack and imprints.

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

really? About a week

Who introduced you to the books?

this girl who i am now mad at cuz she's mean to me

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

library and borrowed BD from my BFF

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

Jacob black imprinting on a girl from PA cough cough me cough cough

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Jacob!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Alice

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Embry

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Take care of my heart, i've left it with you"-Edward

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

in the hospital

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

when she punches hi mand hurts herself... serves u right bella! u dont hit the hot werewolf!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

when alice finds out about her getting married or when Bella says she's been tortured by Alice because she painted her nails

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Alice and Bella rescuign Edward from Volturi

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

heack yah

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

new moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

jacob duh

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

edward!

Carlisle or Esme?

esme

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

jacob

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

WEREWOLVES BABY!

Favorite Twilight Quotes

“You and Billy gossip like old women.” Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies."-Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are you to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! You love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.

"I prefer brunettes.”
— Edward Cullen

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” — Emmett Cullen

“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
— Angela Weber

“This hostage stuff is fun.”
— Alice Cullen

"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
- Edward

“Fall down again, Bella?” — Emmett Cullen

“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” — Bella Swan

"I hear voices in my mind and you worried that you're the freak."-Edward

"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." Bella

"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." Alice

"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward

"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob

"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -- Edward Cullen

"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-- Alice Cullen

"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
- Bella Swan

"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-- Bella Swan

Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear wolf in the face."

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-- Bella Swan

"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella

“Which is tempting you more, my or my body?”
-Bella

"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan

“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black