A Portal coffeeshop au that brings together the entire cast of both Portal games and the Portal mod Portal Stories: Mel in a fun and, for once, non-threatening environment. Cover image by blairaptor at .

When the crew of the Ghost voted not to go back and save Ezra in Spark of Rebellion, he found his own way out - and started down a path of darkness and madness. Now the only thing anchoring him to the side of the light is a certain Force sensitive teen he picks up on Tatooine who can only barely keep his new friend in line on their adventures, and is loving every minute of it.

Sauron is just a fun loving evil guy with a slight obsession with world domination... and pretty elves... and rings. Not to forget the weapons drenched in the blood of his enemies. Anyway, you get the point. He didn't really have a choice but to wage war on Middle Earth... not really. It was inevitable. Warning: Nothing is sacred and general chaos will ensue. AU

Sequel to the epic adventure The Mercs Take New York, our nine idiots are going out once more to a very different part of the U.S...stay tuned for Airline food, sunburnt Bostonians, and crazed everglade locals. And if you haven't already, read the first one before this one!

It's been ten years since the war ended, and Scout decides instead of spending Thanksgiving with his seven biological brothers...he'd rather spend it with his seven OTHER brothers. May contain adorable children, infuriatingly unofficial Red Oktoberfest, and unmasked Schpee. ONE-SHOT!

When the mercs are issued a mandatory vacation to New York...things can only go awry. Grown men try to bond, noses are broken, and hilarity ensues. Written (mostly) from Medic's POV.

The team arrives at a luxurious Colorado mansion to pull a weapons heist. They've got Miss Pauling dolled up as a beautiful distraction, eyes on the ballroom, a man at the wheel ready to roll at a moment's notice, and a dapper Spy ready to go to work. So, how does it go horrible wrong? Don't forget to pick up your shoes!

A story wherein Team Fortress 2's Soldier writes his own version of Lord of the Rings. The end result is... well, about what you'd expect from Soldier. T for violence, language, and Soldier in general.

Join in the fun that is the everyday life of the BLU team mercenaries, hilarity will ensue! Tragedy may come too, along with a hint of mystery and creepiness... AKA Character Experimentation with Jinny!

They weren't the type of men one would expect to fall head-over-heels in love. Engineer/Irene, Medic/Joelle, Spy/Scout's Ma.

How the Pyro brought Christmas to the BLU base. Author's Note: WIP Fluff. I'm really sorry, okay. Please forgive me for any mistakes!

'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Soldier proves that he's not always a jerk. Inspired by Shy-Light.