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 Befor I start just wana say the pic is not mine. Found it on Google like everything ells. Name: Lola Phantomhive About me: I’d rather go down fighting than to stand back and stay safe, mess with my girls, and I’ll break your face. Want to know more? Read some of the copy and past crap, it tells a lot about me. Birthday: None of your business Location: Earth, USA, ask VampiresExplodeInLight. Gender: Girl ANIMES I HAVE WATCHED/ WATCHING: My 1st anime: Princess Tutu. (lets just say I wasn't the brightest kid by then) Watching: Fairy Tail, Wolf's Rain, Toradora,Soul Eater, Black Butler, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club and more just can't remember right now. Yes i'm insane! DEAL WITH IT! Put this on your Emo doesn't mean u cut. Random stuff that is me. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile (ok come on, that takes skill.) If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who hasen't?) If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you" (next time I play it I will do that, be ready) You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I Help. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt. 95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, @#!*% , JUMP!!! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso 6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy" 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk (check) 10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat 11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go 12. Sing Along at the opera 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom 17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go" 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!(check) If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.(Me and VampiresExplodeInLight) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (I am all of those things) MORE RANDOM AWSOMENESS THAT IS ME You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman" It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is The trouble with real life is that there is no background music Forecast for tonight: darkness and maiming, killing, and destroying. If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! I had a dream and in it, something eats you. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. Boys break hearts so why don't we break their necks? I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to he*? HE*-Where all the fun people end up! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Dang you must be kidding... Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! Come to the dark side. We have cookies. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. Copy and paste if your room has ever been this messy. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile. Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing Do not break this prayer, post it on your profile! :D If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed I DON'T LAUGH AT MANY THINGS BUT I WOULD DO THIS 1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) PLEASE READ.PS: THIS IS NOT MY STORY. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to."It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so thatmommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses."A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart MORE! RANDOM STUFF If you have ever been sitting in math class trying to do your work while having one of your favorite songs playing over and over again in your head copy & paste this into your profile. If you should get your friend a shirt that says "No Stalking Permitted" then copy & paste this into your profile. If you wish that you could push someone off a cliff then copy & paste this into your profile.(more people than I can count,I can count over a thousand) If you wish you could kill someone, bring them back to life, and then subject them to hours of listening to Justin Beiber as torture, copy and past ethis into your profile.(dido above) If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you think people need to stop stereo-typing, coping and paste this on your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (more than once) If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile My Pledge (for my friends only) When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. (point and laugh, then flee) When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.(walk away with no expression) When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.(make you so scared you pee yourself) When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.(might do that or yell at you to shut the f*k up) When you are confused, I will use little words.(use really big words) When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. Chances are i'll be sick too.(I wouldn't care,if you are a priss i'd celebrate with my friends) When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.(then I would kick you i'n the face depending on who you are) This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. YOUR GUY SIDE You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. Its hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. (sometimes) Sad movies suck. You own/ed an XBox Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV.(somtimes but not often) Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect baseball/football cards. (Does Pokémon count?) Baggy pants are cool to wear.(depends on ware the bag is) Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 20 YOUR GIRL SIDE You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (chapsick) You love to shop.(somtimes if is Hot Topic) You wear eyeliner You wear the color pink.(only neon) Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black.(WHAT? It's one of my fave) You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry.(do chains and skulls count?) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(tutus with leggings and I ware them rarely) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. (me like Star Wars) You're in gymnastics/dance. (was, now I do self teach Hoop-Dance) It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (10-15 minuets) You smile a lot more than you should.(I really don't smile) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (most are like combat shoes, boys shoes or need to be tossed) You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. (NO,NO,NO,NOOOOOO) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. (is it Horror?) Used to play with dolls as a little kd.(Play as in torture? Than yes.) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Halloween and to make them look like a clown) Like being the star of everything. TOTAL: 8 My girls would be soooo happy. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWings, maandfangforever,VampiresExplodeInLight,13MKD13, LABELED. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or need) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (want too) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/ I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. (Amarica is the "Melting Pot" so almost everyone here is) I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. IT'S CALLED MANGA I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (what, boys clothes are comfy and don't try to suffocate you) I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick,and I MUST worship the devil. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (sometimes) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I got this from "Just an Angel of Death" 's page 100 Stupid Things . 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (how...?) 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (no comment) 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (not while talking but laughing) 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head (have done that to many girls at my school, and it wasn't in a joking way.) 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (never in my life would I even do that) 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand(um...i'm not the only one I know that!) 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (it happens) 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (it happens) 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (my stairs have carpet socks = you fall) 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (YES!!!!!! A friend had exploded 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (I have shortish hair and I really don't know how it happens) 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (um) 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name(roleplay goes to your head and stays there) 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (I do that simply by walking normally) 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on(i didn't care, that was the point) 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.(many times ma friends) 23. Have run into a closed door(it was glass without a mark,until i ran into it.) 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else(ummmmm, I don't...no comment) 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (ma hair WAS long and now it's just touching ma shoulders) 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm, no comment) 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (always have an under shirt/tank top under it) 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else(no comment) 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property(off random people places and almost out of a grocery store when I hadn't slept in 3 days strait and was drunk off soda) 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (ummmmmm) 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on ( no comment) 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in(I have to many cords to random things) 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole (the pole magically was there, i'm not kidding) 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (no coment, but one a friend of mine did both... at the same time.) 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on (hehehehe... YOU SHALL GO BLIND!!!!!) 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (auhhhhhh no comment) 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (my mind wanders and can't keep somthing in for more than how much it's important to me soooooo) 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (just fell out of the chair for no reason does that count?) 48. Have poked yourself in the eye(me and other people looking at you VampiresExplodeinLight) 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?) 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test( and more than are on here but there funny wich is why I do them plus it help me stay insane) 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (who siad it was an accident?Hummmmmmm?) 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (sung the wrong line but I noticed.) 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. ( I zone out on things a lot ) 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.(when you tend to roleplay so much you forget who you are.) 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on (I wanted to SEE what would happen.) 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. (a LOT) 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it(it should not be there if it a safty haserd. what if theres a fire?) 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (funner IS a word in MY word bank) 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (I tend to repeatedly say a word before I move on) 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side(I'm not alone many kids in my class do that) 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (what i'm lazy) 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out- 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught ( I tell a LOT of lies but don't get caught,HA) 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (aaaaaaaa yah it happens) 76. Have purposely licked playground sand (mine have dirt,wood chips,and rubber tires for a ground) 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (a LOT! But I don't flick I snap) 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't ( I can't drink so I get drunk off soda and it's fun!) 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people ( that's a good thing I scare people) 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out( That hurt ) 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (my sis who does not have a F.F.) 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about. 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (every morning, but not anymore 'cause I chopped it all off-most of it) 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria(HA they say guns kill people, but forks can too!!!) 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.(I didn't know I would get a hickey!!!) 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (more than once) 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (hasn't everyone?) 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class HELLO) 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 58 out of 100 stupid things WOW, i'm sad I havn't do more. Will do some more things in the unlucky year (for even but me!)of 2013! :) This is Who I Am: I AM THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T FUSS OVER HER HAIR EVERYDAY. I AM THE GIRL WHO SAYS WHAT I WANT. I AM THE GIRL WHO EATS WHAT I WANT. I AM THE GIRL WHO DOES WHAT I WANT. I AM THE GIRL WHO... IS STRONG. IS TOUGH. IS BEAUTIFUL IN MY OWN WAY. I'M THE KIND OF GIRL WHO GETS DRUNK OFF SODA AND LOVES EVERY MINUTE OF IT. WHO ALWAYS WONDERS WHAT SHE DID WRONG.(don't ask) WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO HELP. WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.(evil is always out there) WHO WON'T GIVE IN TO ANYTHING. WHO WILL MAKE MY OWN SUCCESS. WHO WILL DIE DOING WHAT IS RIGHT. WHO WILL KILL FOR HER GIRLS. WHO WILL DIE DESTROYING EVIL. 13 4 666 13 4 666 13 4 666 13 4 666 13 4 666 13 4 666 YOU KNOW TO MUCH NOW... ...I'll kill you. 13 4 666 13 4 666 13 4 666 13 4 666 13 4 666 13 4 666 jk |
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