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Joined 12-28-12, id: 4444505, Profile Updated: 12-28-13
Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, Web Shows, and Sherlock.

Hello. My name is Evelynn.

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Small Talk by the-time-goddess-of-221b reviews
A little collection of conversations between Sherlock and John (and sometimes other characters) via text message. Some short stories my be included in the future. Will be some Johnlock. All suggestions are most welcome :) Rated T for mild language and some implied things.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Little Bit of Pixie Dust by ladylillianrose reviews
Halloween party at St. Barts. Mary assists Molly in selecting a costume. And we all know that Mary never has any tricks up her sleeve ;)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Masters Of Disguise by ThatClutzsarahh reviews
"I'll tell him, everything! If you fall in love with him, I'll tell him exactly who you are. You can't love anyone else but me." Moriarty knows exactly who Anthea is. Anthea will do anything to prevent Mycroft from finding out. new chapter, finally.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,165 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - [Anthea, Mycroft H.] [J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb]
Try Some Stuff You Don't Think You Should by miamam reviews
John is dumped, again. He's quite depressed because of it. Sherlock offers him to hang out together, and just think of something different. And so, after Greg gives him the advise of the day, John tries something he never has tried before.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Traditions by fanficxo reviews
John wasn't sure when it started—but it did. It was like a tradition now; an odd one, yes, but once it happened the first time it just kept happening. (johnlockprompts.tumblr)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Do You Really Want to Ask That? by Lassuel reviews
While Sherlock and John are trying to catch a killer at a night club, Sherlock does something unexpected. Trying to figure out what it means, John decides to play games with Sherlock. This cannot end well. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Its Still New by agentbanner reviews
Doctor -John Smith- is just got used to having only one heart, no Tardis, and a wife. He thought nothing would ever take getting used to. This though. This was going to take some time to get used to.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate
Challenge Accepted by DJFireHawk reviews
Jim sends Spock back to the bridge so he can talk to John Harrison alone. When Harrison issues a challenge, Jim can't find it in himself to back down and crosses a line he may not be able to come back from. One-shot, deleted scene type thing. Warning: mild slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan] - Complete
She Knows by magentacr reviews
Sherlock's brain runs so much faster than a normal conversation, so in one short conversation, what is going through his mind? This is my answer to that question. Taken from a scene from 'The Reichenbach Fall' (contains spoliers).
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
An Afterword by The Doctor by Walwin reviews
An old and fragile Amelia Williams visits the grave of her Last Centurion for the last time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Clara O. - Complete
A Shower Incident by Grizziesmom reviews
John's in the shower...Sherlock interrupts...Rated M for obvious reasons
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teh Tragedie of Kitten-Jawn and Sexay-Sherly by Rose Moriarty reviews
Trolololololol! :) Please enjoy this healthy dose of good old-fashioned stupidity. Take twice a day with meals, and wash down with milk and strawberry jam.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Symptoms by Blinded-Kit reviews
Your bedside manners needs a little work Doc.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, Darcy L. - Complete
About Last Night by TalksToSelf reviews
Or 'Five Times John Woke Up In Sherlock's Bed After Sex (And One Time He Didn't).' - A series of 6 one-shots based around the same plot, stories standalone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,362 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Piano Lessons by NeverlandNat reviews
Phil hears Dan playing piano one night and decides to learn how to play. Who knew that playing piano could be so fun and... Sexual. Rated M for smut because I can write smut and no one can tell me how to live my life. Bro. Phil Lester, Dan Howell, AmazingPhil, danisnotonfire, Phan, your mom. It's late and I'm tired so this summary is awful. Just please read and review.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Quiet Night by stark-and-stripes reviews
Alternate ending to the Season 1 Finale. Sherlock was never sure why, but sometimes his brain would just do things to its own accord. Like imagine John Watson naked. Complete fluff, Johnlock. Rated T for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The True Meaning Of A Friend by NeverlandNat reviews
Dan is upset and he won't tell Phil why. This secret is slowly killing Dan and he can't take it much longer. What will Phil do to get it out of Dan? Will Dan tell him? Phil Lester, Dan Howell, amazingphil, danisnotonfire, Phan. Rated M for swearing/smut. Sorry for spelling errors. I tend to type really fast and that causes me to make mistakes. Sorry about that.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Sherloki - Mnm's and alcohol by ahappyteaspoon reviews
My first Sherloki fic. After meeting in a bar, the evening goes quite well for Sherlock and Loki
Crossover - Sherlock & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Loki - Complete
He's a Big Fan by alittlemoresonic42 reviews
It's Comic-Con and what happens at Comic-Con stays at Comic-Con. Actors always love to meet their fans. [;
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold by Vappy53 reviews
Phil is sick with a terrible cold and Dan decides to take care of him. What will it lead to?
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Cold by schautomatic reviews
Yes, Dan decided, extreme measures needed to be taken. It was time to begin Operation Steal Phil's Blanket. (crack!fic w/ smidgen of fluff at the end)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Coffee Kisses by OceanSunrise32 reviews
Dan's fans have not been buying enough of his tee shirts to help support him at the moment. So he gets a job. And, despite Dan's protests, Phil will try to help him in any way he can. FLUFF. ROMANCE. ONESHOT. READ.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Mistletoe by Gurrbill reviews
Dan had always hated the Christmas rush. But is this year going to change his mind? Twoshot. Phan.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/26/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Love In The Kitchen by TashaJ1998 reviews
Summary: A short fic in which Loki and Sherlock explore the kitchen of 221b. Warning: Smut Authors: TashaJ1998 & Rozboz11
Crossover - Sherlock & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Loki - Complete
The Mouse and the Spider by I'm Over There reviews
Jim Moriarty gets bored. Molly Hooper gets lonely. They're just two planets revolving around the brilliant sun that is Sherlock Holmes, drawn in by his gravity. And his light. But everybody needs distractions...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,244 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
How to Make a Cup of Tea, by Dr J Watson by Phorcys reviews
To first make a cup of tea, you must have a tea pot unfortunately the last time John saw the tea pot it was filled with hazardous waste. Comic gen
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gay by stilettov reviews
Jim/Molly one-shot, shortly after Sherlock's first impression. PWP, with maybe a teensy bit of plot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2011 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5559 - Favs: 12,865 - Follows: 1,691 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Whatever Love Means by Emmylou reviews
It's 'Anthea's last day working for Mycroft. That's the official story, anyway.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Anthea, Mycroft H. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Unexpected reviews
Sherlock meets a woman who will change both his and John's lives forever. (Eventual Johnlock. Bad at summaries sorry. Just read it please.) Also I apologize before hand for any Americanisms, innaccuracies and OOC moments (mostly concerning Sherlock). Sherlock and its characters are property of the BBC.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Charlotte the Free reviews
Charlotte is a young girl who meets a strange man. Read to see what happens. *eyebrow wiggle* Not sexual. Just wanted to make that clear... Also, I own nothing, Doctor Who and it's affiliates are property of the British Broadcasting Corporation. Reviews encouraged.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Then He Blinked reviews
Even though he was only seven or perhaps because of it, Mycroft Holmes knew from the minute his little brother was born that Sherlock would need looking after whether he liked it or not.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Lets Play A Game reviews
Sherlock gets a text from a certain consulting criminal. (First Sheriarty. Please don't be too harsh, I know its not that great.) Smutty towards the end. (I'm bad a writing smut, sorry) Sherlock and its characters and affiliates are sole property of the BBC.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
And So It Has Been Written reviews
READ THIS BEFORE THE STORY! SERIOUSLY PEOPLE READ THE DESCRIPTION! Dan and Phil have a Pokemon adventure. Phan. Disclaimer, I do not own either Dan or Phil and Phan is not real. This is based almost entirely on Dan's shipping video, "I Will Go Down With This Ship"
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete