Lavender - The Devil Herself
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Joined 08-13-12, id: 4195882, Profile Updated: 06-25-13
Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hai! I'm Lavender, some call me Lav. RL friends call me GERMANY and COMMON SENSE 1

The Moment a Soldier Dons

His Uniform, He Accepts

That He Might Be

Buried In It

SHOUT OUT TO MY RL FRIENDIES:

ITALY: I misses you, Italy! I need your hugs even though I hate them! I- I- I- *Bursts into tears*

JAPAN: Such a totally badass uncaring friend. Your so mean when you let Italy torture me an call me short. And well, even when I say I don't, I lurve chu gurly. No Homo. *Huggles* Keep being the awesome biatch you are, because you simply make bitchiness the best quality in you. I hope to see you again one daaaayyyy!

DIMWITT 1: Bitch. Total bitch. :D Just joking, France. No homo luffing!

DIMWITT 2 Come back to us, airhead! *Poke poke* You never shut up and when your gone its silence at the lunch table! We can't have that!!

RANNON: ... Holy fuck, guuurrrl, snap out of it. Dun be sad. Its not like you. Just... Q3Q

COMMON SENSE 2: I need your common sense and awful temper... I miss being told to fuck off...


I'm a military child, not a brat, but most kids in military familes are called Military Brats. I'm in eighth grade, to be in high school next year.

If you have a problem with me, you tell me. If I have a problem with you, I'll tell you once it gets to be too much.

I'm down home country, and damn proud of it. I've made a habit of sometime's saying y'all. Don't mind me, I've been around horses and country people most of my life and about to move to horse and redneck territory. I'm a fan of country music and pop. :P Odd combo, I know. I had two horses, Lilli and Storm, but Lilli got cancer and they were getting to be too costly so we sold them. Needless to say, Lilli was the first horse for me to own and it really upset me but we go on.

I love animals. Cats, Rats, and Wolves being my favorites.

I have three cats, Willow, a Manx cat with seven toes, Gibson, a fat tiger cat, and Rags, a not-right-in-the-head Munchkin-Mainecoon mix whos middle name is Trouble.

I have a ferret named Ivory, whom is technically my sisters and she calls the poor girl Ivy or Fluffy. God, no taste at all, eh? She is extremely smart and can escape her cage.

I have a dog, Grizzly, who is a chocolate Newfoundland. Very rare. Many people have stopped when hes chained up outside, thinking he's a bear. We've even had patroling cops stop to see him. He's that big.

Anyways, things that I hate are: TROLLS. Perverts. Random posts in RPs, I mean, its okay if you make chars in teresting but some people go a bit far. Facebook, my worst nightmare. People making me do things. :P

Thats all for now. I may add random lyrics to songs if I'm in the mood to. :D See ya!

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Rou-kun ish mah bestestest friendly!!

Welcome To The Black Parade

My Chemical Romance

'Would you be, the savior of the broken,

the beaten and the damned?'

He said,

'Will you defeat them?

Your demons and all the non-believers

The plans that they have made?

Because one day,

I'll leave you,

A phantom to lead you in the summer,

To join the Black Parade!'

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The Silent Screaming in Your Wake by Dashita Tichou reviews
Sequel to: The Silent Screaming in Your Nightmare Edward Elric is worse off than he will allow others to let on, even in the hospital. With his brother trapped at the Gate and Truth in his form, the Fullmetal Alchemist will do whatever he has to in order to find the Truth. However, the illness that killed his mother has found its next victim. Edward himself.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,095 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Edward E., Roy M., Winry R.
The Legend Of Kaiser by Kaiser La Britannia reviews
What would happen if another Sayian escaped the inevitable destruction of Planet Vegeta? With his mother's death and his tough upbringing on the Yardrat Planet, what happens when Goku finds Kaiser on Yardrat? Read and find out.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,789 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta
Bury It Forward by KawasakiTriple reviews
Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,881 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Roy Mustangs Daughter by paprika-chan reviews
Mustang returns to his office and finds an unexpected interruption. what will he do? My first story, hope you enjoy it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Abandoned By The World by FullmetalEcho688 reviews
Edward overhears everyone he cares about saying they hate the way he acts, and life would be easier without him. Ed becomes unnaturally upset and escapes to Xing. However, Amestris is in danger, and at war. Drachma has invaded, wielding a strange new alchemy. Will Ed forgive those who abandoned him and save his loved ones? Can young Elysia help him? Rated for injuries & swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,759 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Edward E., Elysia H. - Complete
Reasons to Hate the Rain by The Name Is Greed reviews
Here is our adorable little cat chimera Leah; unlike any other chimera she probably would meet, she is able to switch from a human form and a cat form on will. Wouldn't that be just amazing; well that one day with all the rain isn't. Our chimera is found by Alphonse Elric and taken in and served as a cat. Can she keep her kitty mouth shut or will she let the cat out of the bag?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
Torn by imafuckingusername.dealwithit reviews
For the first time since meeting him, she began to doubt. If Ed had given his life for his brother's- equivalent exchange, he said- then…then where was Alphonse? ...Ed finds himself alive after his last transmutation, in a strange place, full of creatures and half-people. But something else is amiss here, and what Ed doesn't know may just be his undoing.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,191 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Edward E., Ichigo K.
Olivier the Reluctant Angel by Etaleah reviews
When Roy and Riza are unable to carry a baby full term after several attempts, they turn to a surrogate as their last hope. The surrogate is young, healthy, fertile...and Olivier Armstrong. What starts as a somewhat-forced favor to Riza quickly turns into a roller coaster of ups and downs as Olivier goes through the adventure of carrying Mustang's kid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,357 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Alex A., Riza H., Olivier A., Buccaneer
Leave It All Behind by Half Demon Alchemist reviews
Edward Elric can't take it any more. He needs to free himself from the cage, rid himself of the pain. He needs to run away... But can Roy stop him? Or will Ed succeed in setting himself free, and leaving it all behind? Parental! Roy Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Darkness to Dawn by DarkAngel555 reviews
His thoughts swam underneath the agony, each pulse scattering any coherency that gathered in his brain. Tangy blood gathered around his tongue, the tip throbbing in protest."So, Edward? Will you join us?"-"Oh, God," Roy whispered. "Don't let me fail again. Not for Ed, he's like my son." Parental!Roy/Ed. Torture. No pairings, just suggestions. Premanga/brotherhood. Rating may go up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,645 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Oh, no! by Witherychode reviews
They say it's 1914, and that they can do magical things like summon fire just with a snap of their fingers. Arlina has no idea how she got here, but she's pretty sure she's just been kidnapped by a bunch of crazy people. She wants to leave, not get swept up in this blonde kid's mission to find some stone!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,214 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
When Trust Is Lost by Victorious-Mind reviews
Ed develops a split-personality that is evil and would hurt people closest to him. Sometimes, Ed turns back to his lovable normal self, but he doesn't remember anything he did when he was evil. Would Roy, Al and the crew will be able to help him before he hurts anyone…or himself? Parental!RoyEd, Non-Yaoi. Rated T for language and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,949 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Prince and His Servant by Ikarai reviews
A world where Homunculi are servants and slaves to humans; Edward is given a homunculus as his own servant and protector. Before long, love begins to grow between the two. But the world is a hostile place, where loving a homunculus is a tabboo. AU, EnvyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,638 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Edward E., Envy
Trackers by Fallen Crest reviews
The job of a Tracker is to track down who he is hired to find. Everyone knows them but no one knows their names. They can handle any job thrown at them. Now the military is desperate enough to hire the Trackers. Will the Trackers accept? Can they survive?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Bradley's Melons by Argon.847 reviews
What's with Bradley's obsession with melons? Envy doesn't want to know. TOO BAD! Oneshot, total crack, rated for Envy's mouth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
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No More Dog Days reviews
Edward and Alphonse Elric, 15 and 14 years old, lived happily with their mother, Trisha Elric, in Resembool until the military stopped by, after a anti-military movement group was said to have been spotted there. Trisha was killed, thought to be unloyal to the military and her two kids left behind. Rouge, a girl from the Movement, helps them join. More info inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Just My Luck reviews
AU After Ed crosses to the other side of the Gate, he begins to live with two teens. But what happens the day he tries alchemy? Lots of odd things. Collab with DXRough. Please, R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Competition reviews
Roy's acting mischeivous one Easter day. More mischeivous than normal. What does he have planned for the FMA gang? Read to find out. :DDD A bit Fluffy with some Parental!Hughes. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Edward E., Maes H., Roy M.