ok so Iam a fifteen year old girl who is total goth, artist (I am a deviant look up the words coffin club 2 Jagger's POV and click on it you'll see my little person!!) and metal head writer

Alright I just want ot get things started off by telling people about things that i hate so freaking much.

1)twilight!!- ok I'm sorry to all the people who love Twilight before it became popular and you are goth, punk, and or emo. you I can respect beacause you probably shopped at hot topic before twilight stuff was there. Also I like REAL vampires like the ones that can't go out in day light and that don't well sparkle!

2) people who write porn and use inoccent cartoon charicters to portray it!- ok so I read alot of fan fiction. ALOT and well some people are destroying their charicters! especially when they make them gay or lesbian. Now befor i go any further on my rant I dont hate gays or lesbieans its just i hate the way they match up the most far off people and it just makes me sick.

3) preppy people! kinda obvious i'm a goth!

4) pop annoying music! (explination above)

5)hannah montana! Miely cirus! pick your life you dont need three!! (once again Goth!)

6) perverts who publish playtoon!! (some cartoon charicters are ment to be innocent!)

7)teachers (who dosent hate them!)

8) fan charicters that go after someone who is currently in a relationship!!

:couples I support:

Danny and Sam (danny phantom)

Zim and Gaz (invader zim duh!)

misery and len (ruby gloom)

lock and shock (nightmare before christmas)

sweeney todd and mrs lovette! (Sweeney Todd!)

Jagger Maxwell and my OC Sam Todd!(Jagger's not in a relashionship!)

Duncan and Gwen (go ahead send hate mail! i like them better than tren and gwen and trent or courtney and duncan!)

Iris and frank (ruby gloom)

Ruby and skullboy (ruby gloom)

Tall Goth and Henrietta (south Park)

red goth Henrietta (south Park. who says you cant support both couples!)

cutters! (cartman and butters! south park)

and last but not least favorite quotes!!

When life gives you lemons find a twilight fan and squeeze lemon juice in there eyes- me!!

When life gives you lemons find a kid with a paper cut- deviantart artist

when life gives you lemons throw them at your friends- domo

I have no idea what you just said this whole time you were talking I was too busy picturing you dead!- i set my friends on fire

Sex drive isnt that a condom for computers!! me!

LOVE fuck PUPPY!! TAKE THREE!!- streeter sidel bleep bloop- college humor

WE ALREADY DID LOVE FUCK PUPPY! WE LAID IT DOWN!!- jake hurwits- bleep bloop college humor

THEDARK DAYS! I SAID DARK DAYS!!- bleep bloop- pat cassels colleg humor

wasnt the whole point of Mario just to get a girlfriend? - Amir bloomefield college humor-bleep bloop

I'm a creature of the night doomed to a family of morning people!!- Samantha mandson

Heres to new blood!!- Jagger maxwell

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! nobody cares about you! -me!

Suprise! your adopted!! - demitri martin

I belive you were shiting in your pants when we last spoke!!- demitri martin

My names morose it rymes with... morose.

Who needs that Ken and Barbie love, anyway? Everyone's just walking around like a bunch of conformists. Go ahead and wear your business suit so you can make 34 thousand dollars a year so you can buy your condominium. They're all just zombies racing to their graves. Love didn't work for my mom and dad, why should it work for me?

Life is pain. Life is only pain. Dark, depressing loneliness that

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eats at your soul

one year with all this red goop dripping off of us and gave a dosen five yearolds sezures

Light please make misa stop talking now

I'm a... pervert?

I'll take a chip. AND EAT IT!! (OVER DRAMATIC CHIP CRUNCH)

If you think Sweeney needs a hug, put this on your profile.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

If you regularly break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak

If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile

Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think, Wow, here's something that doesn't remind me of... Sweeney Todd!!

2. You have the movie memorized

3. You hyperventilate whenever Sweeney comes onto the screen

4. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

5. Instead of saying "the beach" you say, "by the sea"

6. You sing "My friends" to your razor and/or kitchen knives

Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile

if you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room post this on your profile

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON AN ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air
in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have
new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if u r laughing @ this paste it in2 ure profile.

Death note charicters that I would date (I'm insane oh shut up thomas I'm typing something!!)

1 L (ryuzaki, ryuga, whatever his real name is) Oh come on he's so cute. look at those panda eyes and tell me that he's not adorable. and his hair is so amasing

2 Near (nate river) he's still plays with toys, he's always in pajamas, and who dosnt like a guy with white hair o///o

3 mello (mihael whatever your last name is) ok he has nice hair wears leather pants, takes overly dramatic bites of chocolate

4 Mat (I really have no I dea if this is an alias or not but I still love him) he wears an rockn' pair of goggles, smokes and plays video games

5 Matsuda (i dont know his first name) he's funny and kinda stupid but in the last episode he pulls some badass moves

6 Ryuk (that is his real name right) Apples!!

7 Light (I dont like you that much) as explained earlier Light is a player and you betrayed L you son of a bich! (I'm yelling at a anime chatichter)

8 Mikami I hate you and you would be the last person I would ever go out with