The Radical Hat
To the hapless masses who made the sorry mistake of wanting to find out more about about This Writer™: The Radical Hat is a hopeless fifteen-year-old nerdy girl, a brutal realist (who sometimes forgets that people DO have feelings, and though you cannot poke these with a stick, they CAN be hurt), and a voracious reader with an equally embarassing love of science fiction (particularly Sir Arthur C. Clarke- let all who forget the Sir be prodded with slightly sharpened sticks forged in "Hey!" for the rest of eternity!) and anything remotely related to Southern Europe. She's part Irish Canadian, part Jordanian Arab. She enjoys watching European Football immensley, partly because Denmark is so damn cool in every way, and partly because the players are inhumanly hot (Luis Figo is her soulmate, never mind that he is married to a stunning model and is rather short). Her goal for the upcoming year is to not draw on her desk for an entire Maths class. Of course, her success could be a sign of the upcoming apocalypse, but she prefers not to think about this. She also thinks that she was Yitzhak Rabin in a past life, probably due to the fact that large, blunt objects are thrown in her direction whenever she opens her mouth to argue over something (this does not mean much, however, as she believes that Walt Disney was a Nazi- though realizes that most disagree. SHAME!). She also enjoys discussing her countless idiosyncrasies in the third-person, and has several Olympic Gold Medals in Bullshitting. ~ ^ ~"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." "A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him." "Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun." "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." |
